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Professional exam no easy at all. There is always a next time for those that failed. Pick yourself up and try again

Some fathers ehn! Make I no talk cos I no wan vex

Friends?

Making sense

Another avenue for 'polithievecians' to chop money in an election year.

Yeah, dem girls are fine

Person wey dey move from one party to another na wetin dem dey call am?

Fine actresses. Love their roles in movies

Na there you go fear nah

Nice dress

The snake is too small to swallow her. But handle with care

1stola:
I don't think any exist if it's (sweet taste like sugar) you mean.

It's a 100 times sweeter than sugar. I'm still trying to remember the name. Biochemists in the house, pls help

(Don't take this too seriously)

I was given admission into UNIBEN, Benin city, to study history, not my dream course, my substitute course. Those that wrote jamb will understand.
After screening and stress in file submission, I appeared in class, not as a witch doctor but as a student. The lecturer said, we are going today's lecture by reviewing some NIGERIA HISTORY. She asked, who said, I SHALL RETURN AND DIE IN THE LAND OF MY FATHER? Nobody attempted to answer the question. I raised my hand and replied, KING JAJA OF OPOBO, 1875. Very good she said.

WHO SAID THE LAND USE ACT WILL FEED THE NATION? Nobody attempted to answer. My hand went up and she called on me; OBASANJO, 1976: I REPLIED. She snapped the rest students, you all should be ashamed of yourselves. This boy whom I presumed just resumed knows about NIGERIAN HISTORY than you all that have been attending classes since the first day of resumption. What a shame. I weep for you all.
A loud voice came from the back of the class, WHAT'S MY BUSINESS! Who said that? The lecturer asked, I stood up and replied, ABACHA, 1995; A student from the middle scornfully said, I AM BETTER THAN YOU. Who said that? She asked again, I replied, ABIOLA TO BABANGIDA, 1997: Another student yelled furiously, now EAT THIS! I jumped up, waved at the lecturer and shouted, INDIAN MISTRESS GIVING APPLE TO ABACHA, 1998.

As the class was getting rowdy, someone said, LITTLE SHIT, IF YOU SAY ANYTHING AGAIN, I WILL KILL YOU. I shouted at the top of my voice, CHRIS UBA TO NGIGE, 2004. The lecturer fainted.

As we gather around her on the floor, a girl said, OH GOD, WE ARE IN TROUBLE. I whispered, CHIMAROKE NNAMANI, AYODELE FAYOSE AND LUCKY IGBINEDION, 2007.

Angrily, a guy said, DON'T REPLY, HE IS A FOOL, I smiled and said, OBASANJO TO BABANGIDA, 2011. All the students took to their heels.

The lecturer got up and asked, WHO SENT YOU? I replied, GOODLUCK JONATHAN TO BOKO HARAM, 2013; she retorted, ARE YOU FOR REAL? I replied, FASHOLA TO EBOLA, 2014....

Money makes the world go round. Every one is beautiful when money is involved. Chai... Owu na bastards

I hope this is the right section for this. Nairalanders, please help answer this question . What is the protein that is 100 times sweeter than carbohydrate(sugar)?

Another way to deal grief

Na wa o, she be body builder?

Munachi is prettier

All this bloggers dem sef. Your girlfriend dey make love that way? Ehn op?

This is 2014, he hasn't change his name yet

Are they still together? This is 2014

Ok. Good for him

Na wa o. Over to Basket's wife

Badt sharp guy don retire?

I just love the Navy

Na today?

Wow! Insightful

One of the best threads ever on NL. Op, well done. I observed how well dressed the female undergraduates were. Our morals then was top notched unlike the present society. We need to go back and learn. Good one op

Wtf! He shouldn't have

Congrats to Peter. #psquare fan

luvinhubby:
He celebrated his 22nd birthday today.
Has a son that is about 2yrs old.
Has a wife that looks in her late twenties.

The story no join at all.

You don forget taiye taiwo wey dey celebrate his 23 years birthday for france while his twin, kehinde dey celebrate 33 years for lagos. Hahahahahahaha