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Celebrities › Re: Iceprince Girlfriend, Maima Called A Cheat With "Evidence" by Goridoe(m): 10:37pm On Jan 17, 2016

[size=14pt]GIRLS EHN, most of them aint just contented.. and i really dunno why.. na only God go tell me when i get to heaven in 90years to come lemme jus dey observe[/size]

Family › Re: Where There's Will, There's Is A Way(photo)...Lol by Goridoe(m): 10:28pm On Jan 17, 2016

vince001:
Nice.

This can't be tried with the Nigerian Police though. You will do x10 of the work the following day.

Nigerian Police?? ah. No need sef, Dem no go help u dig o, na u dem go carry go the land to dig urself while they are well positioned grin

Celebrities › Re: Sugar Chika Asoegwu's White Wedding Photos by Goridoe(m): 10:24pm On Jan 17, 2016

YorubaWoman:
[color=#8C001A]Gbogbo ounje omo na lo wa nita yi

Nkan fun bale ile wa di ti gbogbo ara ilu.
Oyan wa di lile bi ata loja[/color]

lol only YORUBAz can relate to this..

Phones › Re: What Is The Price Range Of The Phone You Use? [poll] by Goridoe(m): 10:04pm On Jan 17, 2016

Osakah24:
if buying expensive are your source of happiness,then there is a problem

Pls, it aint called source of happiness, its CHOICE..my 6 plus is by choice not by being happy or not undecided

Phones › Re: What Is The Price Range Of The Phone You Use? [poll] by Goridoe(m): 10:00pm On Jan 17, 2016

175k

Phones › Re: MTN: People Trying To Register Their Sim Cards Even On Sunday - Photos by Goridoe(m): 9:36pm On Jan 17, 2016

[size=14pt]I have received almost 30 sms from MTN telling me to do the biometric stuff or whatsoever, saying they will have no option than to block my line permanently by January 31 if i fail to comply by doing the biometric... i need to get in touch with them on twitter asap cos me don kuku get plan for them already, its either they come to my house and do the biometric or i borrow and exhaust 750 airtime from them before the deadline... na kuku 100 naira i buy sim .. so who con lose? [/size] bomboclarts.!

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Education › Re: 20 Stupid Grammar Mistakes That Even Smart People Make. by Goridoe(m): 10:22pm On Jan 16, 2016

Skillfullulu:
Like a big girl around my area said "he didn't told me" ...
Wha....

kikiki around ur area? u're from ikorodu, i guess

na question i ask o angry

Business › Re: My Girlfriend Said I Look Like Femi Otedola, Is This True? by Goridoe(m): 9:14pm On Jan 16, 2016

cruzita:
[size=18pt]u resemble am for head well well. are you happy now[/size]

Science/Technology › Re: Hen Raped And Killed By Other Cocks (video) by Goridoe(m): 8:00pm On Jan 16, 2016

cococandy:
From the comments, I'm not gonna watch that.

Obviously creepy, disgusting human beings will forever walk among us.

[size=13pt]please do, shun the comments jawe, nairalanders dey overhype something... i swear the vid dey romantic die, even pass all this indian own

thank me later[/size] lipsrsealed

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Family › Re: My Uncles 2nd Wife Is Still A Virgin @ 41 by Goridoe(m): 7:50pm On Jan 16, 2016

[size=14pt]YOUR UNCLE NO GET RAZOR BLADE FOR HOUSE[/size] [b][/b]

Family › Re: My Uncles 2nd Wife Is Still A Virgin @ 41 by Goridoe(m): 7:46pm On Jan 16, 2016

northvietnam:
.

if u want prove I can give it to u ... the WhatsApp chat wit my cousin two days back, the snap shoot, the date and the discussion. ..

just that this is social media.. and my family involved

we dey wait..

Celebrities › Re: My Wife Said I Look Like Tekno!hope She Is Not Deceiving Me? by Goridoe(m): 11:29am On Jan 16, 2016

TCHEEEEEEEW angry

Christianity Etc › Re: ‘Face To Face With Lucifer’: TB Joshua's Meeting With Lucifer Goes Viral by Goridoe(m): 10:12pm On Jan 15, 2016

krattoss:
the story don finish?

[size=14pt]mesef dey wait for part two... this film too short nah.. Ajos waste money buy this film ni sha.[/size].. angry

Crime › Re: Men Defraud Ecobank Of N210Million In Warri by Goridoe(m): 9:54pm On Jan 15, 2016

gbens2000:
wet in I don dey try tell u since na say u fit don chop Ghana weed for ur breakfast make u no know.

Crime › Re: Men Defraud Ecobank Of N210Million In Warri by Goridoe(m): 3:29pm On Jan 15, 2016

gbens2000:
lol,as u came for their names ani maybe. U wan learn work na

abeg come again for the last time abeg sad

Crime › Re: Men Defraud Ecobank Of N210Million In Warri by Goridoe(m): 3:13pm On Jan 15, 2016

gbens2000:
u wan contact dem for prison abi.

ehn? come again undecided

Crime › Re: Men Defraud Ecobank Of N210Million In Warri by Goridoe(m): 3:07pm On Jan 15, 2016

came for the NAMES only.!

thank you, Good-BYe.!

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Celebrities › Re: Dammykrane's Blood-Soaked Cloth After Wizkid Smashed Bottle On His Head (Photo) by Goridoe(m): 3:00pm On Jan 15, 2016

brownjulie:
another publicity stunt...

i dey tell u mi sister.. sad

Celebrities › Re: Do I Really Look Like Wizkid? by Goridoe(m): 2:35pm On Jan 15, 2016

demarc001:
[size=14pt]Na person wen dash you cap I blame[/size]

Celebrities › Re: Do I Really Look Like Wizkid? by Goridoe(m): 2:33pm On Jan 15, 2016

ijebu2020:
[size=14pt]AT ALL DT UR GIRLFRIEND MST BE ON OSHOGBO WEED....U DNT LOOK ALIKE AT ALL EXCEPT FOR DT UR MOUTH WEY BEND LIKE MONATAN JUNCTION IN IBADAN.[/size].....

evuls errwhere grin

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Celebrities › Re: Do I Really Look Like Wizkid? by Goridoe(m): 2:31pm On Jan 15, 2016

[size=14pt]KIKIKIKIKI wonders sha never end for this nairaland this one be looking like Baba Suwe pikin, con dey say hin look like Wizkid UNA nogo kill me for here **faints**[/size]

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Celebrities › Re: Eva Alordiah Openly Declares Her Love For Her Man,accepts His Proposal by Goridoe(m): 11:13am On Jan 15, 2016

funnyme:
I feel like falling in love

whats delaying? undecided

'all guys are the same ish abi' grin

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Politics › Re: The First Thing President Buhari Does Every Morning by Goridoe(m): 9:57am On Jan 15, 2016

**yawns** is that all? abi e still remain?

Romance › Re: See What I Saw On My To-be Girlfriend's Dp by Goridoe(m): 9:54am On Jan 15, 2016

[size=18pt]kikikiki i sabi the girl well, na my friend.. her name na SHOEkura ?[/size]

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Education › Re: Student Cultists Surrender In OAU As Adeboye Ministers by Goridoe(m): 8:59am On Jan 15, 2016

Gassa007:
But they said OAU is free of cultism na

even for secondary schools, cultism dey... not to talk of a whole university .. tah

Romance › Re: If Your Girl Wears Your Shirt Like This, She Can Turn Your Millions To Billions by Goridoe(m): 8:54am On Jan 15, 2016

WETCUNT:
NO NIGERIAN GIRL CAN BE THIS CREATIVE ROMANTICALLY..ALL THEIR ROMANCE DRY PASS DRY SHIT

i tell you.. na to dey chop shawarma up and down dem dey into now..

Romance › Re: Have I Been Deflowered? by Goridoe(m): 4:58am On Jan 15, 2016

2rez:
Too much hollywood Apkuruka turn superman. Dey there make pant dey wear u. U don bomb along with am i still a virgin's thread. **sobbing, goridoe don kpafuka **

lol oloshi.. ajos dey blush for here.. **first black man whey go blush grin

** which kind pant? hulk hogan typa own? grin

abi ur own?

Romance › Re: Have I Been Deflowered? by Goridoe(m): 4:56am On Jan 15, 2016

MhizTessy:
Lollll
You guys

lol oya @ 2rez eeerm wetin be dat ur name again padi mi Olori Gbigbe huh

.. edon do o, our film don do untop another person thread na hin u start ur werey ehn.. grin

Romance › Re: Have I Been Deflowered? by Goridoe(m): 10:57pm On Jan 14, 2016

2rez:
If ur thread no catch fire, how we wan move to the next thread na? One must burn before another start. As in burn finish.**throw bomb for ur thread, run fah**

**turns superman, hold grenade with bare hand and throw it back inside your pocket** grin

GBAM. GBOOM.. GBOOOOOOOOOM
bomboclat angry

Romance › Re: Have I Been Deflowered? by Goridoe(m): 10:53pm On Jan 14, 2016

2rez:
Buhahaha, common stop chasing after shadows . My two cent advise, ur weed intake, knock it off. Ur head no carry am otherwise u'll keep laughing hysterically. Lols @ hit & run... lols @ piss for ur body. Dirty little boy... scumbag!

lol oloshi grin

Romance › Re: Have I Been Deflowered? by Goridoe(m): 10:19pm On Jan 14, 2016

2rez:
Okoro, naso u selfish? U yearn bs finish still con water my mat. Sho! Oh k. **pack mat, pour petrol on ur mat, light fire hiss & spit inside ur coda**magarized imbe

kikiki **appears suddenly at ur doorstep** hahahaha laughs mysterically, u think u can hit and run? hahahahaha **carry diesel pour for ur body, light fire** con still piss for ur body join grin

Politics › Re: See Mothers Of Missing Chibok Girls Crying Today As Buhari Disappoints Them(Pics by Goridoe(m): 7:30pm On Jan 14, 2016

CEOMilkyway:
Taaaa! Mechie onu gi ahu I ji Eri ji n'ede. If I hear say tears roll down ur cheek.

warris this bros saying now google translator sef no fit translate ahm for me ehnm adon suffer hope say na prayer sha? cos anono wetin consign Eri and Jide together for ur statement above

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