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Career › Re: My Boss Is Asking Me Out On A Date by Goridoe(m): 12:08pm On Feb 25, 2016

rheether:
If you love him why not say yes to him? Abi you have a boyfriend in school who isn't even sure he will be graduating with his set?

Chisos

Career › Re: My Boss Is Asking Me Out On A Date by Goridoe(m): 12:07pm On Feb 25, 2016

LaurelP:
[size=13pt]"Though he is handsome and cute".

You already decided what to do, you just want us to help u reaffirm it. Oya go for it.[/size]

Jah take you to another level mi Broda

Celebrities › Re: ‘My Golden Shoe Can Buy Linda Ikeji’s Hermes Bag’ – Mayor Rotimi Odunayo by Goridoe(m): 8:53pm On Feb 24, 2016

introvertious:
Who d shoe don help?

[size=13pt]ASK YOUR SISTER 'LINDA' FIRST WHO HER BAG DON HELP FIRST WHEY SHE DEY BRAG UP AND DOWN LIKE GOAT..[/size]!

Phones › Re: Remember This? First generation SIM packs (photo) by Goridoe(m): 5:10pm On Feb 24, 2016

kikikiki... my papa and mama own still dey awse whey ady see ahm erryday, go con dey wonder say, sim whey dem dey gimme free nowadays whey ady even reject ehn.!

MORAL:
Nothing last forever.! DO GOOD!!!

btw, **sips coda**

Crime › Re: Weapons Recovered From Arrested Criminals In River State (Photos) by Goridoe(m): 10:51am On Feb 24, 2016

C O C K AND BULL

**NOT INTERSTED**

Politics › Re: Buhari Arrives Nigerian Embassy In Riyadh, Meets Nigerians (Pics) by Goridoe(m): 10:48am On Feb 24, 2016

RichYoungNigga:
I wish $1 would exchange for 2,000 naira.

[size=13pt]I SWEAR DOWN, ME TOO BRUH... WE ON THE SAME PAGE.. **CHEERS** SOME STUPID IDIOT WILL COME AND QUOTE US NOW AS IF WE ARE THE ONE IN-CHARGE..[/size]

Christianity Etc › Re: T.B Joshua Donates N5 Million To Man Whose Wife Was Killed By Police In Lagos by Goridoe(m): 10:42am On Feb 24, 2016

[size=13pt]**in kcee's voice** Talk And Do...Walai, I No Get Time For C O C K And Bull[/size]

Celebrities › Re: Fans Accuse IcePrince Of Bleaching After Flashing His Knuckles (photo) by Goridoe(m): 10:19am On Feb 24, 2016

[size=13pt]FEWLISH SO-CALLED FANS EVERYWIA WHEY NEVA CHOP DEY MIND OTHER PIPU'S BIZZ... DEM NO GET FAULT, NA UNEMPLOYMENT AGO BLAME SHA.[/size]!

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Celebrities › Re: Ebube Nwagbo Wows In Floral Shorts And Sheer Blouse As She Marks Her Birthday by Goridoe(m): 9:45am On Feb 24, 2016

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Celebrities › Re: Davido Flaunts His Diamond Encrusted Rolex Watch In New Photos by Goridoe(m): 9:41am On Feb 24, 2016

john4reala:
DAVIDO DEY UNDER AC 24 HOURS AND PERSON JUST COME FROM NO WHERE DEY POST SAY HE GET ROLEX WATCH.... HOW THIS NEWS WAN TAKE CLEAR HEAT..... Eh?

[size=14pt]no news for this life fit clear heat bruh... na the idiot whey enter HELL last no jam the door well... make we dey wait for the person whey go enter the next, maybe dat one go help us jam ahm well... a boko haram member i bet.![/size]

Celebrities › Re: Davido Flaunts His Diamond Encrusted Rolex Watch In New Photos by Goridoe(m): 9:32am On Feb 24, 2016

john4reala:
On Monday 23rd February 2016, it was on
the news that some corpses (dead body)
at a mortuary in Delta State spent the
night outside because they needed cool air to
enable them relax. This increase in heat
intensity has become negative to our
health o!
"Why can't the devil just swallow his pride,
and beg God for forgiveness, so we can all
go back to the Garden of Eden, and live
happily naked. THIS HEAT IS TOO MUCH!

[size=13pt]BROS NA WRONG BUSSTOP U DEY, SHIFT FORWARD SMALL UGO SEE ANOTHER BUSTOP[/size]

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Celebrities › Re: Davido Flaunts His Diamond Encrusted Rolex Watch In New Photos by Goridoe(m): 9:31am On Feb 24, 2016

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TV/Movies › Re: Breaking News: DSTV Subscriptions Slashed by Goridoe(m): 9:18am On Feb 24, 2016

eleko1:
Nonsense ! It should be Pay as u watch.What about us that leave home @ 4.00 AM and come back @ 10 PM or those who nor get light ?

[size=14pt]ANSWER TO QUESTIONS ABOVE:
1. Those whey leave home @ 4a and get back at 10pm shud carry deir dstv to deir place of work or get DstvMobile

2. Those whey fit sub 6k, 9k to DSTV MONTHLY and cant afford to buy N300 of fuel DAILY are just the most stupid people on EARTH..[/size]

Jokes Etc › Re: Photo Of A Man Sleeping Inside A Bathtub Filled With Water by Goridoe(m): 10:25pm On Feb 23, 2016

Amiano:
Oh men dis is d perfect antidote to d heat

i dey tell u bruh.!

Celebrities › Re: American Ginuwin Accuses Nigerians Of Scamming With His Name,Nigerians Blast Him by Goridoe(m): 9:45pm On Feb 23, 2016

FlawlessRebirth2:
WE NAIJA CAN VEX EHHH

lol.. i dey tell u.. grin

#NoChill

Celebrities › Re: Photos Of The Yemi Alade Exact Look-Alike by Goridoe(m): 9:24pm On Feb 23, 2016

[size=14pt]TCHEEEEW...NO BE THE SAME GIRL WHEY APPLY ONE GALLON OF ORORO WHEY IYA BASIRAT SUPPOSE US FRY PUFF-PUFF FOR US? ISSSSOK.! SHE DON REDUCE AHM SMALL. TOMORROW SHOW US MORE, U HEAR OP? ANO BLAME U, NA BUHARI AND THE SO CALLED MOD I BLAME [/size]

Politics › Re: #ifeanyiubahn200perusd Is Now Trending, After He Promised To Restore Naira Back by Goridoe(m): 10:02pm On Feb 22, 2016

lmao.... we go soak garri inside crude oil with groundnut grin

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Education › Re: Riot In Lasu ... SUG Protesting Against Lagos Agberos by Goridoe(m): 9:57pm On Feb 22, 2016

Education › Re: Riot In Lasu ... SUG Protesting Against Lagos Agberos by Goridoe(m): 9:56pm On Feb 22, 2016

I don't know why I have not seen this news on nairaland today ...

[size=13pt]NO MIND 'EM JAWE OP...

IF NA BOVI AND BASKETMOUTH WIVES DEY STEP OUT NOW, DEM SABI POST THAT NEWS, EVEN MOVE TO FP...

OR MERCY WHEY APPLY HIN MAKEUP JEJELY,

OR TECKNO WHEY BLAST HIN FAN

OR THE ONE WHEY KILL MICHAEL JACKSON BUT NEVER KILL HER OWN FAMILY FINISH

TCHHHHHHEEEEEEEW... RUBBISH..!!![/size]

Health › Re: 6 Diseases That Could Embarrass You In The Public by Goridoe(m): 8:40pm On Feb 22, 2016

wastedsperm:
KURUNA

JOMI JOMI

JEKANA JEKANA

AKANDUN

LAPA LAPA

BELU BELU

JEDI JEDI

SHEGEDE

IKOR IFE

IGBE OLOMI

YUNBO YUNBO

ISO BIBU

TONMONA

WARAPA

EYIN RIRUN

ABIYA RIRUN

LAKUE GBE

ATI BE BE LOR

IF YOU HAVE ANY OF THE ABOVE, BUY A BOTTLE APORO EPA IJEBU, USE 2 SPOONS DAILY AND THANK ME LATER

[size=13pt]CERTIFIED WEREY GIDI LELEYI... ***eeerm barman, help me give this guy and hin entire family Oroki Herbal Mixture***[/size]

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Christianity Etc › Re: "We Killed Michael Jackson" - Nigerian Girl 'Confesses' In Church (VIDEO) by Goridoe(m): 8:35pm On Feb 22, 2016

Goridoe:
ANYTHING WHEY DEM LIKE MAKE DEM KILL...

BTW, MESEF JUST KILL ONE COCKROACH FOR MY ROOM

#AwonEleribu

timidapsin:
Lol me and my younger bro Harmored just killed a rat in our room

[size=13pt] MAKE WE DEY HOPE SAY DEM GO HELP US PUSH DIS ONE GO FP TOO AS DEM DEY PUSH IRRELEVANT THREAD ..........LAWMA, HOWVA? [/size]

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Christianity Etc › Re: "We Killed Michael Jackson" - Nigerian Girl 'Confesses' In Church (VIDEO) by Goridoe(m): 7:37pm On Feb 22, 2016

[size=13pt]ANYTHING WHEY DEM LIKE MAKE DEM KILL...

BTW, MESEF JUST KILL ONE COCKROACH FOR MY ROOM

#AwonEleribu[/size]

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Family › Re: My 63-year-old Wife Starves Me Of Sex, Divorce-seeking Septuagenarian Tells Cour by Goridoe(m): 7:22pm On Feb 22, 2016

Christianity Etc › Re: "We Killed Michael Jackson" - Nigerian Girl 'Confesses' In Church (VIDEO) by Goridoe(m): 7:19pm On Feb 22, 2016

eleko1:
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Justicealh3:
.

MY PIPU #OneLove #OneLove

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Christianity Etc › Re: "We Killed Michael Jackson" - Nigerian Girl 'Confesses' In Church (VIDEO) by Goridoe(m): 7:18pm On Feb 22, 2016

Politics › Re: Governor Ambode Receives Delegates From Barcelona Club At Lagos State House.PICS by Goridoe(m): 6:43pm On Feb 22, 2016

[size=13pt]WHERE AMBODE KEEP HIN NECK nah ... NA GOAL-KEEPER THE MAN SUPPOSE BE.. ABEG GIVE AHM NUMBER 1 [/size]

Celebrities › Re: Chika Ike Builds New House In Lekki (Photo) by Goridoe(m): 6:40pm On Feb 22, 2016

Sijo01:
Your own dicck dey among? Abi she borrow your babe kpekus

kikikiki took it all out on him **eeerm barma, give this lady Alomo Bitters**

BTW, what is KPEKUS? lipsrsealed

Celebrities › Re: Chika Ike Builds New House In Lekki (Photo) by Goridoe(m): 6:38pm On Feb 22, 2016

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Fashion › Re: Transgender Ms SaHhara In New Photos by Goridoe(m): 4:55pm On Feb 22, 2016

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Celebrities › Re: Fan Calls Tekno's Girlfriend 'OldMama', Tekno Humiliates Him (Photo) by Goridoe(m): 4:51pm On Feb 22, 2016

Celebrities › Re: Yemi Alade's Look-Alike At The University Of Abuja (see Photos) by Goridoe(m): 4:44pm On Feb 22, 2016

FlawlessRebirth2:
.JESUS

YOU GUYS ARE MEAN....

mabinu baiby

Celebrities › Re: Yemi Alade's Look-Alike At The University Of Abuja (see Photos) by Goridoe(m): 4:34pm On Feb 22, 2016

FlawlessRebirth2:
OP PLEASE WAKE UP

.

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see as her face de shine like say na the full rubber of BABY OIL she take rub face

[size=13pt]lol no vex bruh.. see as she con waste OIL for face whey one woman for somewhere need to fry AKARA ehn [/size]

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