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CelebritiesRe: TY Bello Photographs An Agege Bread Seller Into Fame by Goridoe(m):
She said:


"WHO IS SHE. Every one has been asking if this lady is a model .. It was just perfect coincidence ... She just happened to be walking by while I photographed . It happened so fast .She definitely SHOULD be a model. .. I'm happy to help her build a portfolio if she's interested .She's so beautiful and photographed so well. I'll find a way to track her down somehow . You guys can also help"


[size=14pt]You're absolutely CRAZY.! make we help u track her downhuh? we no jet work abihuh? abi we dey dia when u claimed she happened to be walking by at NIGHT while you're doing ur job.. so you wanna tell me, the photoshoot wasnt plannedhuh okay accepted, and you didnt talk to her as well? to know her location after you were impressed about the photoshoot?? huh? LIES errywia.. see mouth like frog own 'she just happened to be walking by while i photographed' angry angry[/size]
CelebritiesRe: Davido To Give N2Million To Most Loyal Fan (snapchat) by Goridoe(m): 9:35pm On Jan 31, 2016
hungryboy:
oga stop that play oh,
You think say na only people were dey IDPs were dia condition worse pass?
You no sabi say many of us were dey internet never chop food since morning?
ano fit to laff.. grin grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Photos Of The Hausa Keke Drivers Murdered By Ritualists In Enugu Revealed by Goridoe(m): 11:46am On Jan 31, 2016
hammerT:
FAKE NEWS! YESTERDAY IT WAS HAUSA BEHEADING IGBO WITH BIAFRA FLAG, TODAY IT IS IGBO RITUALIST KILLING HAUSA.


****


IGBOS DONT AND WILL NEVER HATE THE NORTH.

[size=14pt]DONT EVER MISS GOING TO CHURCH TODAY WHICH IS THE LAST DAY OF THE FIRST MONTH IN 2016.. OR ELSE, YOU MAY NEVER EVER BE DELIVERED ANYMORE.! **u need deliverance bruh**[/size]
CelebritiesRe: Checkout Tunde's Crush Tweet To Toolz Way Back 2009 by Goridoe(m): 10:59pm On Jan 30, 2016
adonbilivit:
[size=16pt]lesson for nairaland babes...when we crush on u don't crush us to pieces with insults...we could be ur only hope of ever getting married[/size].
ComputersRe: How To Enable God Mode Control Panel In Windows by Goridoe(m): 10:45pm On Jan 30, 2016
[size=13pt]hmmnn nice tho, atleast scrolling up/down is quite much better than toggling back and forth between numerous windows in the C.Panel..

BTW, abeg make we know if BOKO-HARAM mode don dey available, cos e get some of my troublesome padi system i wan bomb sef lipsrsealed[/size]
CelebritiesRe: Yoruba Boys At Toolz Wedding (pic) by Goridoe(m): 10:30pm On Jan 30, 2016
refiner:
I dey come....*driver abeg move fast joor,can't wait to see my Yoruba broders*...wink
grin uno fit fly ni, like those one dem dey show for Nollywood lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
EducationRe: What You Must Know Before You Apply For HND Programme by Goridoe(m): 9:50pm On Jan 30, 2016
FuckTheMod:
Guy calm down grin grin grin

some of your seniors with 4.35 still dey house since 2013 grin grin grin
why your blood con dey hot?
[size=13pt]KIKIKIKIKI this one pass me...the guy blood no be for here.! grin

BTW, Naija of nowadays no be by the G.P you take graduate, na by who get job first
[/size]
RomanceRe: Lady Finally Replies Me After I Asked Her A Question 2years Ago On Fb Chat. by Goridoe(m): 9:39pm On Jan 30, 2016
wilybebsy:
God we need more jobs here please
kikikikiki thread murderer... i tell u bro.. JOBLESS NIGz errywia angry
CelebritiesRe: Yoruba Boys At Toolz Wedding (pic) by Goridoe(m): 9:32pm On Jan 30, 2016
refiner:
I love Yoruba men....I fink I will marry from dere..... *starts packing my luggages*...on my way to d south!
we dey await you grin
PoliticsRe: A Vehicle With "BIAFRA" As Number Plate In The US Spotted By A Nairalander by Goridoe(m): 9:46am On Jan 30, 2016
[size=14pt]ehn make OP too put 'BOKO-HARAM' for hin number plate nah [/size] huh
FamilyRe: I Made A Horrible Mistake With My Lovely Wife by Goridoe(m): 9:38am On Jan 30, 2016
Blanc8:
[size=13pt]Buy her a car then Slap her again... Nothing dey happen[/size]
kikikikiki this one pass me mehn.! grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Ladies: What Is The Greatest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You? by Goridoe(m): 9:34am On Jan 30, 2016
ireneony:
I met one Yoruba dude, he told me he is fair, but looking at him, he is black as burnt dodo huh...


Some guys can lie sha
grin grin my favorite lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Ladies: What Is The Greatest Lie A Guy Has Ever Told You? by Goridoe(m): 9:28am On Jan 30, 2016
[size=13pt]i think its high time i stopped promising girls gifts during sex.. i still owe a girl one private island, two private jet and one Bugatti embarassed.[/size]!
EducationRe: Bad Things You Did In The University by Goridoe(m): 8:37am On Jan 29, 2016
[size=13pt]you wan know ow many times dem don come pick US wiv hilUX, like say we get parole with piple wey pkuff jesUS..jheeZ but still we grinding...
mi nuh fi brag buh mi know mi BAD inna'way or the other..is BAD a Bad word? [/size]
EducationRe: Bad Things You Did In The University by Goridoe(m): 8:36am On Jan 29, 2016
niggi4life:
To start with I schooled in OSU(Ogun state uni) and also AAU Epkoma...so if I start with the bad things I have done, am sure the cops will be looking for me now.
grin.... Useless OP fit be bad cop wey dey find persin to catch... God pass u undecided
kikikiki grin grin grin grin na u gan gan be BadMan.!
RomanceRe: 2 Nairalanders Airforce1 And Pinkjacket9 Love Up In New Photos by Goridoe(m): 8:07am On Jan 29, 2016
Synzu:
[size=13pt]This iidiot never fails to disappoint. With his basic-looking gf and his 2mp camera[/size].. grin
RomanceRe: 2 Nairalanders Airforce1 And Pinkjacket9 Love Up In New Photos by Goridoe(m): 8:06am On Jan 29, 2016
Bbsharon:
so this is the Airforce1...I imagined you to be very handsome.



You are too popular on Nl to look this average.


Nawa for this Nl o so I cnt air my view again...see mentions abeg and those of you that cnt do without insulting am sorry u wnt get the attention you want cos I wnt reply. ***cheers***
grin grin u nailed it Girlie O
EducationRe: Lecturer Collects Undergraduate's Slippers In UNILORIN (image) by Goridoe(m): 6:16am On Jan 29, 2016
obynaDmob:
[size=13pt]U post this kain thing and ur face dey ur profile...kontinu[/size] undecided
EducationRe: Lecturer Collects Undergraduate's Slippers In UNILORIN (image) by Goridoe(m): 6:13am On Jan 29, 2016
OlayinkaFawaz:
you get mind o guy, u no even use flower as ur dp before posting this...
i pray they no see this...
grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy [size=`3pt]this got me laffing.. kikiki.. no vex bro, hin do comot ahm[/size] cheesy cheesy cheesy
EducationRe: Lecturer Collects Undergraduate's Slippers In UNILORIN (image) by Goridoe(m): 6:12am On Jan 29, 2016
scampy:
Op, remove your pix from your profile for now.
grin grin grin grin grin
Forum GamesRe: Who Would You Save? (See funny Photo) by Goridoe(m): 6:02am On Jan 29, 2016
Christmasdon:
I can't see anything coz am using a small sized internet enabled phone. Please mods should do something be4 it gets out of hands.
PLEASE KINDLY GO FOR A BIG SIZED INTERNET ENABLED PHONE.. Thank You..

^Mods^
PoliticsRe: Ogun State In Focus. Amosun In Action...pics.. by Goridoe(m): 5:18pm On Jan 27, 2016
Boyfriend1:
Is that not Anambra state? ?


Willie is Working.
lol grin grin grin no na Ede town lipsrsealed.!
PoliticsRe: Ogun State In Focus. Amosun In Action...pics.. by Goridoe(m): 5:17pm On Jan 27, 2016
comos:
please show the pictures of IBAFOR,
and let amosun tell us what he has done there.
[size=13pt]Chill bruh he's gon get there soon, ROME sef wasnt built in a day, remember.! atleast tell me Daniel achievement apart from the fewlish housing estate idiot was busy constructing for his own purpose and shining that hin DECAYED TEETH up and down like GOAT [/size] angry
PoliticsRe: Ogun State In Focus. Amosun In Action...pics.. by Goridoe(m): 5:11pm On Jan 27, 2016
birmingham04:
Amosun is faàaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar better than daniel. Omo Ogun if you agree with me shower me with like.

[size=14pt]FAR FAR BRUH..

btw, WHO IS DANIELhuh YOU MEAN THAT BASTARD GBENGA FROM DELTA STATE?[/size]
Christianity EtcRe: 136 Christians Convert To Islam In Kwara State by Goridoe(m): 5:07pm On Jan 27, 2016
malvisguy212:
Man let alone will chose death instead of life, that is why God provide option for us when He gave His son to pay the price for our sin. Chose Jesus and live chose muhammed and die.

Surah 72:21: Say, “I possess no
power to harm you, NOR TO GUIDE YOU
.”

Is it not a prophet’s duty to guide the congregation of God to the “Right Path”? Can you now depend on this man to guide you to salvation?

Surah 39:30: “You Muhammad are
destined to die and so are they.”

Now compear the above quranic verse with this assurance Jesus gave His Disciples:

John 14:19: “Because I live, you will
live also.”

The different is life and death, every right thinking man who is not under satanic spell will chose life (JESUS)
LIVE FOREVER THEN.. undecided
PoliticsRe: EFCC Seals Ihejirika's Estate In Abuja! (Photos) by Goridoe(m): 3:34pm On Jan 27, 2016
Timbi:
More pics after the cut!


I received 2 hot slaps from one of the security agents for daring to take these pics. My phone was seized and searched but the pics were not found (Narrow escape).
[size=14pt]hmmn, i hail u.. **sips Caprisonne**[/size]
FamilyRe: She Won't Sleep, She Won't Let Me Sleep. by Goridoe(m): 3:21pm On Jan 27, 2016
[size=13pt]LIFE is too short mi sista, just buy one carton of Benylin with CODA lipsrsealed for night, pour small quantity for her juice every two days... i tell u, by the time u wake up around 11am, na you go wake her up say morning don come lipsrsealed

My Piece of Advice, since u came to us to do so.!!! [/size]undecided
PoliticsRe: My Visit To The EFCC Carpark (photos) - Ajayiwrites by Goridoe(m): 2:56pm On Jan 27, 2016
[size=14pt]UNA DON BUY THE CARS WHEY DEY MARKET FINISH YEThuh[/size] undecided

MY FRIEND, JUST GOAN FIND SOMEWHERE TO SLEEP... IF NA UR PROPERTY DEM SEIZE, UR PEOPLE GO PRAY MAKE DEM SELL AHM? undecided ANSWER THAT AND I WONT QUOTE U ANYWHERE NYMORE.!
CrimeRe: Traffic Police Removes Motorists's Teeth In Lagos (photos) by Goridoe(m): 12:10pm On Jan 27, 2016
NOT SURPRISED NYWAIZ.. THE GUY TEETH SEF DON DUE FOR REMOVAL TOO NAH.. SEE AS E TAKE BROWN sad
CrimeRe: Girl Throws Away Her New Born Baby From 2-storey Building In Enugu by Goridoe(m): 12:04pm On Jan 27, 2016
RobinHez:
pic of a new born baby thrown from a 2 storey building? angry
VIDEO PREFERABLY.! or addont believe
Car TalkRe: Carpet Grass Car In Akure That Has Got Everyone Talking: (photos) by Goridoe(m): 12:01pm On Jan 27, 2016
Yomieluv:
Na herb seller get am
[size=16pt]WEED SELLER FOR SURE.! 100%[/size]
RomanceRe: How Did You Woo Your Girlfriend? by Goridoe(m): 11:58am On Jan 27, 2016
veraiyke:
Was preparing for my first year second semester exams when I noticed her. We were having a discussive class in a grassy area beside unn stadium. After that we were walking our different ways when a discussion about women came up and I said "women are necessary evils". She fumed up almost quarelling me but I don't talk much so I made my point and went ahead hearing behind me all her arguments. One day I was eating abacha when this girl said she wants to eat and I said ok. She said it is just my meat she wants so I let her have it and ate my abacha without meat. Her friend was like aah but I smiled and didn't mind. I could see her one time talking and her voice will always be high but the next minute she is sleeping. We were majoring in same department. Most times she walks on the road you see her full of life and exubberance. On her short gowns she could jump up and down. There were times she could see me and say lift me up on the way. Once I did and just laughed over it and we continued our journey on our different routes. Finally exams finished and first year was over. I went to my room still in school hostel then-zik flat- for those who know unn. I was dressed on my suit about to attend rotaract meeting. Proudly a rota-lion. I had a bang on my room door. A girl entered and another followed suit. The first girl is also in my department and was close to me as I helped her in her studies, nothing more mind you. The second was this very girl I have been talking about since. I was like what! How can you people badge into my room like that, no prior information of your coming sef? They were like aah you won't even ask us to sit down? I said look I am on my way out as you can see. You people should have called first. The second girl was like oya let's go nah. He is chasing us from his room and they left. I sat down on my bed thinking. I was already falling for this girl and had wished severally for her visit. The first time she came I have not welcomed her in. Well it isn't my doing. A principled man cannot cancel his meeting for uninformed visitors. So I went to meeting. Days after I met her at the ziks gate and we exchanged numbers and I apologised to her telling her why it had to be like that. She said that's my worries o and it doesn't bother her. Fast forward I went home to ph and one day a female friend sent me one of these messages if I kiss you what will you do and all that. There was no better person to forward this message to but the very girl I chased and that exactly I did. She replied in her jovial way she would kiss me till I beg and start running. It was mtn free messages. We kept exchanging messages till I called and we spoke for a while. I later searched for her on facebook and we were the best of chat mates. We asked ourselves questions about the other and how the first year in school had been. We continued talking and I told her that I would hug her the first time we met and she was like humm let's wait and see. We were just talking as friends o. I was jokingly telling her my mind and feelings. I knew her to be jovial and easy going so certainly she wasn't taking my words to heart and I told myself I will ask her out once school resumes. This is 2012. On the 8th of october we both returned to nsk. I was shocked when someone hugged me in the market. I was embarrassed I could hug back. It was the same girl I had told I would hug the first time I saw anywhere. I was buying foam because I had rented a room off k while exams were on. The driver of the taxi I took for a drop was like guy this girl love you oh and you are just there. I was speechless until I asked what she was doing in the market so soon. She was smiling and that reminded me I had failed in what I said and has confirmed what she said that I won't be able to do that. After saying what she came to buy I told her to then hurry up and join my cab. I waited for a while she wasn't fot coming so I told the driver to move and that was it. I called her that I have moved after waiting for a while and she said no p. I told her to call me let me show her my place later in the day. Around five I got a call it was her her. Shock and unbelief ran through me. I went and met her and we walked to my place. On our way she reminded me I couldn't fulfil my sayings of hugging her at first sight. I am a shy person though and don't talk with girls much how much more hugging them. I tried to give excuses of we are in public. Anyway we got to my house and we ate and she actually past the night with me. Since then we have been together. Getting a good girl you love and who loves you doesn't take any specific thing. Just be yourself. We have future plans together. She brought me into nairaland.
[size=13pt]HOLY COW... WARRIZ THIS? ANOTHER NEWS ENTIRELY ABI THIS ONE TOO NA REPLY? BEHT WHY REPLY CON LONG PASS THE NEWS ITSELF[/size] sad sad sad NA MEDIA HOUSE UDY WORKhuh I GUESS..!

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