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Jokes EtcFunniest Story Of Service Year by gorociano(op): 5:09pm On Feb 06, 2008
huh shocked sad angry grin cheesy wink smiley

HI GUYS


I'M WRITING A NOVEL COMPRISING THE FUNNIEST, CRAZIEST, AND MOST ADVENTOROUS STORY OF NYSC YEAR, I'VE GOT SOME REALLY HILARIOUS ONE BUT I'LL LIKE TO HAVE MORE TO MAKE THE COLLECTION BIGGER, SO IF U HAVE PLEASE HOLLA MOI AT GOROCIANO@GMAIL.COM, DONT WORRY ABOUT CONFIDIENTIALITY, IT'S MY WATCH WORD
lipsrsealed

YOURS
GORO
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Insight Final Interview by gorociano: 4:52pm On Feb 06, 2008
sad Cutie, dont you think its a bit late to start writing aptitude test, i mean i was writing some (in my former life) just for the fun of it( n d xperience) shocked grin

grin cheesy anyway, i agree with what others said, practice and confidence is the key, and the best way to get both (if u dont have already) is to start marketing, believe me it does

Guys saturday as something else, i was bamboozled,lampooned,mesmerizeed,dazzled,bedazzled,confounded, in short, No be small thing o

But my own is this, this final 28 people, una too much, to be first 28 in over 3000 no be yams. anybody wey fit say na beans make im come do it imself.

Guys, see u when they call us.



p.s i hear say na 15 people dem wan take and na 60k dem dey pay, na true huh huh huh huh huh shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Insight Final Interview by gorociano: 8:14pm On Jan 31, 2008
grin grin grin grin grin

yeah man me to gat the test, see ya on sat


the big question now is how many remaining from the round of 48 (semi-final), also how many do they want to recruit and how much do they pay,


for me, i already like the company, imagine all the welfare for ordinary applicants during the first interview??

anyway hope to see the friends i've made so far, like crazy (in a good way) salami and delectable yvonne, not forgetting beekay wink

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FamilyRe: 15 Years After Your Dad Left You: What Would You Say To Him? by gorociano: 11:26am On Dec 13, 2007
it seems we've gat to start a thread of we that lost their fathers to , their fathers, mine has not come back for 13 yrs or there about but i'm planning to make him cry, blood possibly, and kiss my natural black asss



young, scared n inexperienced is not a fucking excuse, is he the only one that was all thathuh??
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FamilyRe: Help, My Sister Is In Love With Our Cousin by gorociano: 10:41am On Dec 13, 2007
in jewish custom you can marry your cousin and since we are now a global village, ur sis should propose to the guy, make the good traits of the family more evident in their children,
seriously, from childhood to 24 years, that aint no crush, its LOVE
LiteratureRe: Strictly Williams Shakespare Books Fans by gorociano: 7:28pm On Nov 21, 2007
help!

i dey toast one girl that is a shakespeare addict and i gat to learn how to enjoy shakespeare by fire by force 'cos we've gat to dey on the same plane, so i beg anybody wey get tips on how to read , understand and trullllllllllllllllllly enjoy shakespeare PLEASE help a brother, she has refused to help moi.


did i say i love this babe so muchhuh

yes i doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
LiteratureRe: Bisi Ajala by gorociano(op): 8:07pm On Nov 16, 2007
thank's for the concern but i know my papa, i look like him and not the land lord soo, just wanna find a bearing in this crazy 9ja
LiteratureRe: Pearls Of Wisdom by gorociano: 2:13pm On Nov 15, 2007
THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO FEAR IS, FEAR ITSELF!
THERE IS NO HIDING PLACE FROM THE FATHER OF CREATION
GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, PEOPLE KILL PEOLE!
THE BEST WAY TO OVERCOME TEMPTATION IS TO YIELD TO IT!
SILENCE IS THE BEST ANSWER FOR A FOOL!
NA ME BE DIS?
LiteratureBisi Ajala by gorociano(op): 2:03pm On Nov 15, 2007
DOES ANYONE HAS A BOOK OR TEXT BY OLABISI AJALA (THE GUY THAT SUPPOSEDLY TRAVELLED ALL OVER THE WORLD A LA CHIEF COMMANDER EBENEZER OBEY), please if you do call me on 08039274698 or mail me gorociano@gmail.com, i wanna know alll the places the guy went to so i can beat his record as the most travelled nigerian,

:-XNEED I SAY MY SURNAME IS AJALAhuh wink
LiteratureRe: James Hardley Chase Addict by gorociano: 1:48pm On Nov 15, 2007
TO ME, THE BEST CHASE HAS TO BE MISS SHUMWAY WAVES A WAND, , ILOVE THAT BOOK SO MUCH BECAUSE IT'S SO FUNNY, BORROWED IT FROM A FRIEND THEN BUT I WOULDN'T MIND BUYING IT FROM ANYONE THAT WANNA OFFER IT SOOOO BUZZ ME ON 08039274698 OR GOROCIANO@GMAIL.COM

BENNIEBOY, ONE SENTENCE FOR YOU, GET A LIFE!
LiteratureRe: Nysc Service - Year,last Time To Be Irresposible? by gorociano: 6:41pm On Nov 13, 2007
i agree with you to some certain extent, i'm presently serving with a bank in lagos, finishing february so i'm fresh, and i think it's really the last chance to be irresponsible, that is for those who deep down are irresponsible but societal norms and pressures make them conform, so they have there last fun during NYS-SHit year, before people bug them with marriage, good job et al

for people like moi who are basicallly irresponsible grin and who dont give a shit, it's our last chance to be responsible, wink shocked
LiteratureRe: A Lost Soul - Warning: Unsafe Theme by gorociano: 6:05pm On Nov 13, 2007
shocked huh tongue grin may the good lord forgive you all my sins, sorry all your sins,
GamingRe: Football Manager 2008 by gorociano: 1:02pm On Nov 12, 2007
help moi too, been searching for it for like 2 months now so if you have it please show love to this government pikin ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo grin

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