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ComputersIsp For Cybercafe by gorociano(op): 2:25pm On May 30, 2008
Hi fellow nairalanders and geeks,

I'm looking at setting up a cybercafe in Abeokuta but i dont have an idea of which ISP i should approach and the idea of haw much its going to cost me.

I'm looking at a very fast link (especially downlink) that can conciniently accomodate 40 systems but can be extended to 60 systems.

i intend it to be the "tushest" cybercafe this side of Niger, where u will feel and be treated like a king.

anyone that has an idea should please spare me some agony by mailling moi on ope.ajala@yahoo.ca or call/text 08039274698
LiteratureAppraisal by gorociano(op): 1:10pm On May 30, 2008
i wanna ask the good people of nairaland to appraise this poem of mine. here it goes

My Folly
Have been escaping neatly
But with fola, I met my folly
We met at the NYSC
On a cold dawn when you can barely see
Shivering,cursing,sleepy,wondering
Why punish me for my degree
Out of the misty melee
Came out the sun in its magnificinet beauty
Fola, My folly

Approach at first was a problem
But thank God for our number of the emblem
"Cause it caused us into the same platoon
And sonn started gisting like mouth and spoon
By the third day I was in love
A state I've been escaping before
With a feeling of orgasmic exhiliration
And a heart beating with trepidation
On the fourth, I confessed barring all inhibitions

With a smile that could melt an asteroid
No.The reponse came,hittinh with a shock
Why?My mouth was moving without control
Why?My body was shivering with cold
Why?My mind was numbed with sorrow
Why? My heart turned to an hollow silo
The answer finally came in the evening
We belong to different sect in christianity
So, religion lost me my one and only



what do u think? mail me--- opsyaj@yahoo.com or buzz me 08039274698, i still hold the copyright oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
RomanceRe: I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake by gorociano: 2:50pm On May 26, 2008
Guy i think your prick has chosen your wife for you, sorry dude, u have to marry the young sis, or do like jacob
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Who Is Tired Looking For Jobs? Lagos Strategic Conference: 5th July. by gorociano: 12:20pm On May 14, 2008
guyz i'mm so interested, i finished service in february and have not written any test cause of the xperience ihad during my service year with one of these companies, hopefully will be incoporating my own company by august when i hope to have my starting capital, of 50,000, but i dont mind as long as no one treat me like do-shit

naturally i'm interested in this and i hope it come to fruitful manifestation
Yours
Goro 08039274698
LiteratureRe: Writers' Block And Inspiration by gorociano: 4:40am On Apr 27, 2008
Ok, i've manged to pen only one intelligent poem in a year and i have 2 unfinished novels since two years ago, mine is not writer's block, it's writers death, i'm even thinking of adding to the list of my poisons (igbo), some says it get the synapses firing,




[size=48pt]HELP![/size]
EducationRe: OAU-Ife Students Thread: Great IFE! by gorociano: 3:21am On Apr 27, 2008
I no fit Shout so everything solo solo, according to our famed union leaders "coolu coolu Temper" but i gats Holla some people

Of the greatest Awoite!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (stayed in awo through out---though moved to annex a bit later than necessary)
Of The greatest White house!!!!!!!! (Yeah Yeah manged to graduate from Physics, Think say na beans?!)
Of the Greatest Channel 10ite!!!!!!( I mean best place to kill tyme, socialize n get the hottest gist about girlz passing)
Of the greatest Pomsky!!!!!!!(Pharmacy Pomo na the best piece of non-protenious meat in the world. Gaskya!)
Of the greatest AMphite!!!!!( who dey pay enter Show when u fit jump fence)
Of the greatest Mozambiqueens!!!!(You gotta Love them with their "Buy Me Suya" Mantra)
Of the Greatest, (i beg i don lose breath, so, )



Of the Greatest,Of the Greatest,Of the Greateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssstttttttttttt IFE
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Insight Final Interview by gorociano: 11:22am On Apr 22, 2008
reck cheesy
congrats

My Wish is that you flourish there, as for people being dropped, i think they should not feel bad because if u never left primary school, u will not go to a sec school. and if u didnt leave there u 'll never would have mad it to the university , so their being dropped shows there are moving to a better place because in the end, Water will always find it's level and i believe in the yoruba adage which says "Omi l'eyan" literarily meaning "Humans are like Water, They mix, "

Good Luck to all

Goro
PoliticsRe: Frustrated by gorociano(op): 2:15pm On Mar 31, 2008
ok , pl ease i'm serious ooooo, anyone wanna help can mail me gorociano@gmail.com

e don do me,
PoliticsRe: Frustrated by gorociano(op): 6:03pm On Mar 18, 2008
Yahoo Id is opsyaj, got 5 mins to chat, now
PoliticsRe: Frustrated by gorociano(op): 5:44pm On Mar 18, 2008
DRANOEL:
@poster

can you work as my guard man?

i stay in a serviced apartment,so you wouldnt know if nepa is working or not grin grin
i'm willing to take u up on that, buzz me
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Will Split Soon! by gorociano: 5:35am On Mar 12, 2008
i not even bothered because one thing or the other will cause this nation to implode, either splitting, which will definitely lead to war, or state of anarchy from the millions of hemp-smoking, yahoo-doing unemployed bast**ds that travese the length and breadth of this God-forsaken country.
the very situation of this country even make u doubt if a God exist
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's Oil Will Be Gone In 43 Years(article) by gorociano: 5:19am On Mar 12, 2008
i've started thinking it is



P.s i'm a physicist,stillwater, and i think 5-7 atomic bombs should do it
Forum GamesRe: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? by gorociano: 5:17am On Mar 12, 2008
Nigerians are something else oooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i cant believe people actually kept a meaningless tred this long, 558 pages,

una no get work??
PoliticsRe: Frustrated by gorociano(op): 5:09am On Mar 12, 2008
did i mention i just resigned, o'm really tored of everything called nigeria, i've packed my bags and i'm just waiting for some one to whisk me away(apologies to sean kingston)

i cannot be a yahoo boy, those i thought how to browse, way back in 2001 are hammered in 2003 or thereabout, effectively severing my relationship with them, for me Yahoo is not the answer. Besides, i get by on minimal amount of cash, if i can make it clean, i'll rather not make it.Simple. Full Stop
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's Oil Will Be Gone In 43 Years(article) by gorociano: 4:54am On Mar 12, 2008
Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish



, but don't forget we have natural gas that is more than oil ooooooooooooooooo,


in short not in this life time or the next, 9ja is doomed
PoliticsFrustrated by gorociano(op): 4:37am On Mar 12, 2008
angry
Can anyone help me to emigrate to Ghanahuh I want to leave this country for Good
I'm tired of coming home and hearing clatters of Generators from my neighbours adding to the headache i got in traffic and at work, tired of thinking of fuel to pour in my generator to add to the cacophony
I'm tired of people telling me of friends that have not gotten jobs years after returning from whatever wasteland they were posted to serve their fatherland, tired of meeting them because they just epitomize the systemic failure called Nigeria, it's not their fault that they never learnt anything tangible in the crisis-ridden universities of ours and are therefore not employable, not their fault that Multinationals now go to recruite Nigerians from school abroad, a thing that use to be the fad in the Nigeria of yesteryears.
I'm tired of being harassed by my "ogas" at the office, venting their own frustration on me, who can blame them when they have to cope with long hours away from home, not necessarily at work but on the road, battling with crazed danfo drivers hellbent on driving against traffic and refuse dump that has taken over half of the road.
I'm tired of looking over my shoulders every time i'm going home after 7pm for the fear of attackers, both uniformed and not, for the fear of being carted away for no just cause except for inability or refusal to settle by the uniformed or being road, knifed or shot by the un-uniformed, who of course possess more firepower and ammunition than
i'm tired of the various rigmaroling mumbo-jumbo cum hocus pocus being dished out to me daily by the pack of visionless, crass, crude, mundane and pathetic rulers, masqurading as leaders of this country every time i switch on the TV, radio or flip open a newspaper. Cowards who know what to do but for egoistical and selfish reasons choosee to,

In short anybody that can accomodate a computer whizkid in ghana for any amount so far i can eat three square meals, wear clean clothes, get electricity to work on a system and sleep in peace should please call me on 08039274698
Thanks
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Java Programmers Needed by gorociano: 3:53am On Mar 12, 2008
Well, i Have training in VB6 and a bit of HTML, u can offer to teach me JAva and u'll have me cheeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp.

08039274698
Goro
BusinessRe: If You Won A Million Dollars What Would You Do With It? Honestly! by gorociano: 3:22am On Mar 12, 2008
i'll buy DAAR communications share with it and pay tithe from the profit i make grin grin



did i mention i'll retire, get a very fast workstation and a fast internet connection and browse till i drop,
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Insight Final Interview by gorociano: 3:52am On Mar 02, 2008
End what beekay? when we've just started, hmmmmmmmmmm,

i Actually think that water tends to find it's level and it seems to me (dont know for others) that this is the most vibrant collection of nigerian youths i've seen so beekay please withdraw ur statement

For me i had a bank offer and rejected it, would rather be a bus conductor than work for them there, any ,


We will meet @ the Top
Yours
Goro 4 Life
Forum GamesRe: Break-up Lines by gorociano: 3:01am On Mar 02, 2008
I know there's love between us, it's just that lately i dont think it's mutual
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh Your Bad Asses Off - By Razorr! by gorociano: 5:13am On Feb 21, 2008
please does anyone know the phone no, email addy or house addy of razorr, someone need to marry that babe fast and i thin k i should step up to her, sooooooo please help me in sentencing myself to death by laughing, with no ribs left of-course, help me
Yours
Goro
PoliticsRe: Our Fathers: Architects Of Doom by gorociano: 4:46am On Feb 21, 2008
I agree with bukkie totally, the yoruba's have a saying "Eyi ti Iya ba gbon ni Omo Ran" i.e The glory of the former shall surpass that of the former, If nothing do IBB over iraqi oil winfall, den nothing do the 1001 unemployed nigerian bastards out there that are the Kingpin of "yahoo-yahoo", see what we are seeing is just a pelude to the actual film, i dont know what that is but i can bet u it will beat the imagination of everybody
Nigeria has sunken to a new low that i dont know what to use to describe it. i mean the situation where those that are the future leaders are either smoking ganja, doing "yahoo", touting, chasing skirt or cheating even at aptitude tests (i saw it myself, i'm still feeling the shock, ), i have only one more thing to say to the wise,
RUN FOR YOUR DEAR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ghana, togo or even niger is better off
LiteratureRe: Which Books/Novels Are You Currently Reading? by gorociano: 1:57am On Feb 21, 2008
Has Anyone read Malcolm Gladwell Books i.e "Blink" And "Tipping Point", they will blow ur mind.
Also Economics freakanomisc, Loveley Read

Right no " The First Book Of Eppe" is the Bomb, wht do u think he meant By "Nigeria Belzebub", huhhuh??

Yours
Goro
LiteratureRe: Short, Witty Quotes! by gorociano: 1:19am On Feb 21, 2008
Love me, feed me, never leave me ~ Garfield
The only use for higher mathematics is to teach another higher mathematics ~ Bertrand Rusell
I love You, Even though its a lie ~ Goro
Every man should be in love and romance, Thats why on man should get married ~ ?
Much Learning has made thee mad ~ Acts 26:24 (Apostle Paul)
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Unemployed Association Of Nigerian Graduates(pls Read)! by gorociano: 1:04am On Feb 21, 2008
Me like idea grin grin grin me in
Yours
Goro
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Unemployed Association Of Nigerian Graduates(pls Read)! by gorociano: 12:58am On Feb 21, 2008
me like idea grin grin grin me in
Yours
Goro
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Insight Final Interview by gorociano: 3:53pm On Feb 15, 2008
embarassed embarassed embarassed cry cry cry
ladies and genltlemen, goro has not gotten any message, goro is now a bit distraught, even a sorry we cant take u one, good luck to u guys on monday and dress with corporate, when u get there and they are like why are u dressing corporate u can always throww ur tie away, cry cry cry

if u wanna console me, just chat or wanna hang out, the addy is thus

gorociano@gmail.com
opsyaj@yahoo.com
08039274698

though right now i think i'll kinda like consolation


be good and enjoy ur 53 weeks of well deserved stress grin grin

Yours
Goro
CareerRe: Solar Panel Installation Training by gorociano: 5:25pm On Feb 06, 2008
i'm a physicist and i would love to attend a solar panel installation training. any one who knows where to get one in lagos should please buzz me on gorociano@gmail.com or 08039274698


how much do u think it'll cost to fix a solar panel for a three bedroom bungalow i.e adequate to meet the electrical needs of the house.

yours
goro

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