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Jokes Etc / I Bring To You 15 Types Of Students You Must Find In Your Department. by Gorthy(m): 10:14am On Oct 12, 2017 |
1. *THE Pastors*: These sets of students are always "spiritual" thus looking @ every other student in the class like sinners. Any small issue, they would start quoting bible! 2. *THE GURUS*: These one's are the first class students always reading at the slightest opportunity. At times,they make you look very unserious. They hardly joke/play in the class. Always reading! 3. *THE SLEEPING MACHINES* : I have two of them in my department. Chaiii, they can sleep for Africa! Morning,afternoon or evening lectures,they are always dozing or sleeping like tomorrow no dey. 4. *THE DECEIVERS*: I call them the deceivers Coz these sets of students are the most playful in class. Always too playful either lecture is on or not. The deceiving part of it is these people read like teracopy behind close doors,have good grades yet always too playful. Most times,they appear unserious but let result come out,you would be shocked to see them with the best grades. The foolish students joins them playing not knowing what He does behind close doors. 5. *THE I.T.Ks*: These people can be very annoying! Always wanting their own opinion/suggestion to supersede others. They think they are always right whenever issues arises. 6. *THE COOL DUDE/BAE*: These ones hardly talks in class. They just enter ,sit, write and leave the class. They only tend to talk with just two people in a class of 80.�� 7. *THE WAVES STUDENT*: You only see these ones whenever there's mid semestet, pratical & exam. Sometimes,you wonder if truly they are students or ikwo workers. 8. *THE CAUSE TROUBLE*: At any slight opportunity, they don cause trouble. Fight with this, fight with that. 9. *THE SLAY QUEEN'S AND KINGS*: These ones take selfie in class as if there father is the owner of Funai.. Whether lecture is on or not, there hand is always up like dead cockroach taking selfi. 10. *THE OLODOs*: These ones no sabi anything! They can even tell you to spell their name for them or remind them their matric number. Sitting with such people during exams can be frustrating. They beg you to spell for them even after telling them answers! 11. *THE BACK SITTERS*: No matter the circumstances,these ones will always sit at the back. Some even have permanent sit they assigned to themselves. Its not asif they are dull, they are just addicted to back seats...��� 12. *THE FUNNY BONES*: A day without them in class, is always boring. They can make joke out of anything! Even lecturers are aware of their humorous attitudes. No matter how the whole class is serious or tensed up,they would always make you laugh. 13. *LATE COMERS*: Morning,afternoon or evening,they are always late to lectures so much that lecturers know them as serial late comers. 14. *TALKATIVES*: Football,fashion,politics,celebrities,movies,lecturers, would always have something to talk about. They hardly keep quiet. They can talk from now till rapture comes. 15. *THE WOMANIZERS*: These one's would wear their Christmas clothes to class, licking there lips and drawing the ladies attention like HB pencil. pls help me add pictures o 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man In Malaysia Falls From 5th Floor While Trying To Evade Arrest by Gorthy(m): 1:07pm On Oct 02, 2017 |
hope thats not hush puppy?? |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Do You Know German Toilet Design Is Different From Rest Of The World? by Gorthy(m): 5:57pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
I'm guilty of standing on toilets. but I can't stand on this one. rara |
Events / Re: Wedding Of Man Who Married Two Wives In Orie-Irri, Delta State (Photos) by Gorthy(m): 5:53pm On Oct 01, 2017 |
playboy |
Health / Re: Man Collapses And Dies In Lagos Island In Broad Day Light (Graphic Photos) by Gorthy(m): 9:56pm On Sep 30, 2017 |
and he died like a boss with his eyes closed. RIP to the dead tho |
Education / Re: How Tattered A Room In OAU Hostel Is (pictures) by Gorthy(m): 9:48pm On Sep 30, 2017 |
so make we come help Una tidy the room?? dirty people |
Politics / Re: Questions Nobody Can Answer by Gorthy(m): 10:38pm On Sep 29, 2017 |
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Nairaland / General / Re: Huge Python Killed By A Young Fulani Boy by Gorthy(m): 10:34pm On Sep 29, 2017 |
he killed a python that was told to dance on ipods?? |
Nairaland / General / Which Of Them Can I Sell? by Gorthy(m): 10:27pm On Sep 29, 2017 |
I need this IPhone 10 very badly and I'm thinking of the part I can sell from my body to buy it. should I sell my head? what's you opinion?? |
Religion / Re: "It Is God's Plan For You To Commit Fraud, So You Can Pay Regular Tithes"-pastor by Gorthy(m): 4:01pm On Sep 28, 2017 |
some pastors are fake 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Pictures Of How Girls Act When They Run Into Their Ex by Gorthy(m): 3:54pm On Sep 28, 2017 |
chai |
Science/Technology / Re: Checkout The 'made In Nigeria 'spaceship' That Was Spotted On Sagamu-ore Road by Gorthy(m): 3:30pm On Sep 28, 2017 |
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Nairaland / General / Re: Iphones by Gorthy(m): 5:49pm On Sep 27, 2017 |
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Politics / Re: 4 Things All Nigerian Politicians Cannot Afford To Buy - Check List by Gorthy(m): 5:48pm On Sep 27, 2017 |
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Romance / Re: I Suck Her Blood While Making Love by Gorthy(m): 4:00pm On Sep 27, 2017 |
Cara-she-car sombori |
Nairaland / General / We All Have That Friend Who Can Die For Food by Gorthy(m): 1:40pm On Sep 27, 2017 |
tag them |
Celebrities / Re: Nigerians Mock Davido’s New South African ‘girlfriend by Gorthy(m): 9:36pm On Sep 26, 2017 |
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Education / Re: 10 Best State Universities In Nigeria 2017 by Gorthy(m): 9:34pm On Sep 26, 2017 |
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Phones / Re: Woman Saw Soap After Unboxing Her Newly Purchased Iphone (Video) by Gorthy(m): 5:39pm On Sep 25, 2017 |
she should use the Soap to wash her face. so next time she go shine her eyes |
Celebrities / Re: Phyno's Manhood Stands While Performing On Stage In Lagos. See Reactions by Gorthy(m): 3:36pm On Sep 25, 2017 |
him mind no dey that show. na that new fish wey he catch he think about 1 Like |
Pets / Re: Man Found Dead In His Bedroom Beside His Python Pet In U.K.(Photos) by Gorthy(m): 3:34pm On Sep 25, 2017 |
oshey. Python dance |
Health / Re: Man Hit By Severe Form Of Mouth Cancer In North (Disturbing Photos) by Gorthy(m): 11:14am On Sep 21, 2017 |
the nigga ate the wrong puna |
Science/Technology / Re: Leopard Spotted At Game Reserve In Bauchi After Not Being Seen For Decades.PICS by Gorthy(m): 3:44pm On Sep 20, 2017 |
the leopard sef dey try dodge camera |
Celebrities / Re: Slay Queen Walks Completely Nak*d In Campus After Taking Drugs (video) by Gorthy(m): 11:26am On Sep 19, 2017 |
Career / Re: why Do You Chose To Teach? by Gorthy(m): 9:26am On Sep 19, 2017 |
uyaima: Love, okay great. That's one thing I respect the most. but don't you at a point get fed up of teaching?? like meeting with Annoying colleagues/Students?? |
Career / Re: why Do You Chose To Teach? by Gorthy(m): 9:22am On Sep 19, 2017 |
Career / why Do You Chose To Teach? by Gorthy(m): 7:09am On Sep 19, 2017 |
Good day NLers, hope yall are well?? So, I have this question that's been bothering me and I'm forced to ask. I don't know why people don't respect teachers/Lecturers the way they respect those in other field of work. These Teachers/lecturers chose to teach instead going for the jobs themselves. They chose to teach even when they know the rulers if this country don't have respect for education. They chose to teach even when they know the pay won't be up to no per. And most Times, they don't get paid. � So, pls Eyin teachers/Lecturers. Why do you chose to teach?? is it that you don't have a choice but to do it. You can go for a better Job but you chose teach. wahalai, it still baffles me. Make me Understand pls. #Gorthy
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Phones / Re: Youtube Go App Officially Launched In Nigeria To Help You Save Data. by Gorthy(m): 4:10pm On Sep 18, 2017 |
YouTube Go kor, Ugochi ni |
Crime / Re: Armed Robber Who Was Playing Keyboard In Church In Delta Apprehended (Photos) by Gorthy(m): 11:22am On Sep 18, 2017 |
that officer with Gucci purse tho. hushpupi officer |
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