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I just don't know the function of my able VP ?
Na everytime the man dey go airport go recieve PMB like package ..
E suppose shift e office go airport ...

Anyway welcome back baba...

smh so na news b this? shey na my house d snake suppose come? mtcheww......

Na who send them to join the force ?
Them no no say they barracks no good? Abi Na me / the poor masses wey them dey suffer go gather money repair am ?
Mtcheww if them dey complain make them off uniform , resign and go find work for factory . Eg Dangote factory for Oregon ...
Useless people .. I no even pity them .. Them suppose come join me for my house ..

sexysisi:
I' m good. Tnx

Cool .. I just sent you a pm ..

sexysisi:
I'm 36. I need a friend. Tnx

Hi what's up ? How you doing ?

rosy4u:
bros na only me u see


hian ... wetin u want me to say na

No vex

rosy4u:
kk .

Is this all you can say ? Smh

Shebarh:
couldn't understand the story.. na all d men wey see u dey lust after u... abeg post ya pic make we see

na pics you won chop? dey use your fellow chick dey laugh.... na turn by turn sha....

jashar:
RIP English language. You'll be missed by all.
@ OP, my dear, could you please work on your grammar? I know you have a story there but I honestly couldn't understand it because I couldn't read it.
Thank you.
But based on your title, what exactly is/are your regret(s) as a single lady? Maybe someone could learn from it.

smh..if you don't have any meaningful to say abeg off your DATA.. na beg i dey beg

greatness22:

nnafather:
k

SaiBuharii:
V

see them !!!!!early morning

Ralph Lauren

Emergency

@ OP you are just 25years of age and all what's on your mind now is how to get married ..
you should try to find something doing probably starting a mini business (selling of used cloths , shoes ,etc ) ..
You shouldn't be bother about your age for now .. There are more important to be discover before getting married ..
Try to discover yourself , your purpose on earth ..
Well I believe that marriage isn't the most important thing on earth .. I have seen a 24hours wedding.
Don't let anyone intimidate you ... Get yourself occupied ..
I jez hope you will do the right thing.

@ OP are you just seeing the beads now ?

Smh

emynez:
I'm just confused...I travelled to PH city nd I'm set 2 return home,my girl asked me for a gift on coming back, we'v known for about 3 months but I'v never really gotten her a gift...d problem now is I'm broke nd I only have 1500 budgeted for d gift, not dat its my last card but I'm a kinda guy who lives in reality nd cut my coat 2 my size.. My Question now is...wat can I possibly get her with just 1500 dat can be really valuable NOTE: Na matured girl o no be all these small small girls oooo! So d gift surpose make sense small...lolz, so how do I go abt it Tnks fellas

This is just 4:42am bro .. Make you come back for morning when people don resume work..
Smh

@ OP you sef no sabi face ..
Person dey treat/ behave this way to you and you still sit down for there Abi na until the woman pour water for your head bfore you talk to your leg make you waka comot ,when e no b say your mama chase you out ..
Wetin you won make I con do ? Follow you go beg make she dey allow you watch TV ?
Bro go back to your mama house , even if Na transistor radio dey listen to am ..
E better make I dey my house laugh drink garri than dey where I go dey cry chop fried rice and chicken ..
Bro go back home .. No place like home ..
If you like sit down ..

No need to alert her.. I trust the sledge hammer .. E go tear the cloth and go in gently ..
Hmmm

@ OP you do mistake ..
When she vomit and dey wonder if Na she vomit garri and groundnut you for tell her say Na you vomit am now ..
c girls c hype/forming ..

fynboi4sell:
Good day to you all,

Please is it possible for me to apply for SA visa in VFS abuja and collect my passport back in VFS lagos branch?

Not possible bro ... Bro you too like online shopping ...

Anyone wey never meet this man go think say Na good man ..
Alhaji guy !!!! Mehn the man own worst pass person wey get Ebola .. E enter club guys go jump window run out ...
The man no get pity .. No where you wan run to .. Waka all the way from nija go Malay lol ..
Collect money and even straff guys ass ...
Rip thou

Jamean:
My

My love ?

winniz:
wetin dey pain me making yoruba compulsory to catch your criminal brothers Tufiakwa they make Igbo a compulsory Language for police in Britain, it simply tell you that Yorubas are highest criminals in Britain and they need una people to catch dem.

Sharap there !!! Wetin you dey talk for mouth wey dey sweet you ..
So bcus Una language no dey there means say una no dey commit crime ba..
You need brain surgery

Adewunmi84:
im be police or sss?

Na both jobs e dey do ...

amosade30:
a camera won't b bad

Okay no whala thanks bro

Twaci:
Ladies can you rock this?

Guys would u allow your girl wear this?

Hey what's up ? What's wrong with your pm ?
Are you on bbm or whatsapp?

Twaci:
Sha bring a picnic basket. I don't watch skies on an empty tommy

Hmmm lol picnic basket .. No worry that one small .. What else you go need. ? Blanket ?

Twaci:
Lemme joor! Just trying to kid around....

I actually enjoy those park-walks sha. Ever lay side by side in a park with ur loved one just watching the setting sun paint purple and orange streak across the skies?

See? Maybe going to the park aint a bad idea after all

Okay no whala lets us go ..

Twaci:
what? Is it something new?

Hmmmm may God help you ooh

Jascon4:
So you go on a date to "chop"??

No mind the chick ... Na to go chop for date them like ... Dem no won know how guys hustle the money ...

ehie:
he was really disgusting then.good riddance to bad rubbish

I tell you ..the man worst pass anything..
Even get back from the so called corrupts efcc and police officers..
Foolish people

ehie:
Read he raped a young man months ago and is wanted..notorious homo. To boot.well karma is an ashi

The man worst pass anything .... Always terrorizing guys every where .. Even guys for Malay no fit come house cuz of this man ...
E go bill you as if say e follow you hustle the money ...
400k upward even with free ass blessing ..
If e enter club , come see the way boys go pick race ...
Guys don suffer for this man hand .. E worst pass police sef ..

Midehi:
hehehehehe

Na so nah ... So if I won take you out now make I go break ATM ba?

Johnnoah1st:
HE IS A BAD MAN?

Hmmm make I no talk much .. Na only God sabi better person ..
But this man don over enjoy life .. Alhaji gay ...

Midehi:
so where will you now take her to if you dont want to run into debit, classroom right?

Babe so bcus I won satisfy you make I go run into debit make microfinance dey chase me up and down ?
Na una type go come here the next day dey post pictures while me dey run up and down..
Well I sabi good thing sha .. But no b say make I go run into debit cuz of chick !! Haba