₦airaland Forum

eleko1:
Wonda y dey nor sick since FEB,MARCH ooo,Nah now dem dey sick.Just for her to go there and explain herself/how much she looted and waka go,no bi so?She'll surely sing

No mind her ... Na now she dey sick .. Make dem carry am with sick bed go answer query ..

Make she sef go see them nah .. @ least dem no go kill am ..
And to all of una wey dey mention GEJ , no b d man force her to collect money na the "ojukokoro" "greediness " dey worry the woman .. She don chop belleful and no won appear go answer query ..
Shey Na me wey I no chop any campaign money them go invite come EFCC/ICPC office ..
Madam as you take smile when you see the alert Na so make you smile go answer query ..
God bless Nigeria ..

That awkward moment wen you carry your new chick go bank go withdraw your salary ...
Mehn Na collapse b this

I just hope things get normal in Osun and other states .. Cuz it's not easy .
God bless Nigeria

focusM:
As a lady,having a good natural hair is necessary. I feel very ashamed of my front hair right now and I need urgent help on how to grow it. Even my boyfriend screamed the day he saw my hair. I can't make a lot of nice styles or even park my hair to the back when I don't have money to make my hair. Please proven advice and no abuses. Thanks.

It's not a big deal lil sis.. Go kuku buy half hair join am for front .. Or make you leave am like that .. People go think say na style .
The choice is urs

kaka22:
OUTCOME OF MY MEETING WITH THE IMMIGRATION OFFICIAL TODAY...

After i collected my passport, i asked him why he collected 27500 from me when he knew that i had all my documents with me ... He said the 32 page passport was limited and it was because of his efforts that made the passport to be ready within three days. Note: The date of collection (3 days after application) was clearly written on the print out slip so there was nothing like fast tracking him. I asked for refund of part of the money if not all. He insisted that no one could get his passport quickly without paying such amount. We continued arguing forth and back. Then he called his superior who also corroborated the 27500 being the price. I was agape that they could an unwritten agreement to dupe me and Nigerians at large... I later left the place when i realised that there was nothing I could do again... I hope that others who want to process their international passport will apply online themselves and not be duped by corrupt officials...

Seriously you get time bro .. Na Wetin u won hear u don hear ..
Leave those guys alone , Na their pension money dem dey collect .. Money wey e go don spend that same day ..
Mtchew

NDPVF:
[s][/s]Commonest thing as class prefect you and your father haven't experienced it before,how then contesting for FIFA presidency,isn't like telling Prophet mohammed to talk,to you.

I don't blame you .. Is this how you talk to your father at home ?
I won't trade words with a fool like you or insult your parent cuz I'm not trained like that .
But no just provoke me this night , if you no won regret your life .

Fashanu!!!!!!! Don't tell me this is real...
With due respect I don't think the cap fits Kalu ...

Make the guy go sit down jawe .. Make e no carry Naija politics enter Fifa .. Na then you go dey read for breaking news say dem kidnap platini ..
Make better person enter jawe ..

abujaniv:
Hello ksa2much,

Such documents are not required, no. The United States is different from many countries in the world in that our visa process is interview-focused rather than paper-focused. Adjudication decisions are made based on the interviews themselves and an applicant's ability to demonstrate ties.




Regards,
Abuja NIV Team

Hello
How are you doing ? Please I will like to ask a question please regarding an American passport .
A friend of mine lost his passport last year and he wants to get a new one ..
What are the steps and requirements involve .
He is in Nigeria as we speak .
Thanks and God bless

hardbody:
It won't be too long before we hear the first bomb explosion there.....

Ask Cameroun what has happened since they opened their mouth too wide against the Bokos.

Meanwhile, we need no help. Only one man can stop this madness....Boko Hari

He will just call his boys to order and peace will reign supreme.

The dogs and baboons will go home and rest.

Common sense is not common this days ...
I no blame you

davevor:
Na wa o.. Guinea of all countries

Humanbeing1st:
WATS GUNIEA? A FOWL NAME?

Emekamex:
Nigeria disgracing Africa since 1860.

sKeetz:
Where Guinea dey

ayomutu:
Of all countries

gbodotoir:
thanks to Guinea but its a NO from Naija

idongesit88:
See small guinea o

See as all of una dey condemn people wey won offer to help us ...
Well it's not you guys fault .. Assuming una get friends /family for north wey this boko dey terrorize una go know how e dey b for body .. Una sit down for una back yard early morning courtesy of free 10mb from Mtn dey talk nonsense .
Make dem carry gun for una make una go face them na no ..
Learn to be appreciative for once .. At least those people wey won come fight sef get family so it's not easy .

One love guys !!!!
God bless Nigeria

OXYGEN01:
Generator fumes ain't good for your health ok.There's no way a Ghanaian will even dream of comparing his/her country to a country like nigeria. Never.That's not even logic.We just gave you guys independence. Enjoy and shutup.

Independence !!!! Are you for real bro ?
It seems you know nothing of what you saying ...
Kindly do visit Google to read more about Nigeria .
Ghana smh

OXYGEN01:
Comparing Almighty Ghana to nigeria? I will never make such illogical comparison. That will even be an insult to Ghana.Ghana aint in the leagues of useless countries ok.
The only serious country in west Africa is Ghana.

For your mind !!!! Comparing Ghana with Nigeria ..
Even if Nigeria no good at the moment no b Ghana go stand up dey talk ...you no see where una dey map ?

OXYGEN01:
Which country in West African is as powerful as Ghana? You must be suffering from years of inhaling generator fumes. You guys are even the least in the region. You guys are treated as slaves in the region. REPATRIATION is the norm now and nigerians are the victims.Togo is even above nigeria.

Sharap there !!!! Your brain needs massaging .
Why comparing Ghana with Nigeria ? Just the letters involve sef no b equal...
Park well

tellwisdom:
10,000?? ..Op are you poor?

Omotayor123:
It's still a cheat. Not just by the man but by all immigration officer.

Why are they not selling at the official price
It pure cheat.!

Madam there is nothing I can do about it .

onionsoup:
why?

Just asking though
Good morning

pele3539:
shut up why can't their gov look into that matter is he deaf

Na sorry b your case .. Na the only issue wey d govt go dey look after b that ..
So that's your own excuse ? I just pity you.. Make you go join and dey expect pity I go join them burn you alive ...foolish man blaming the govt .. You no get brain ni ? Abi them send you make you go join cult ?
Goat

lawanson44:
This can only happen where a moronic slowpoke like Roach A*se O-Cockroacha is the Governor and does nothing but posting billboards of him shaking hands with Obama.

Mumu shey na okorocha tell them make dem join cult ? Instead make you warn your fellow brothers u dey blame okorocha ..
Idiot you suppose talk say make okorocha self turn to vigilante ..
I hope say you get brain ?

Wetin just pain me for this whole issue na the family .. How will they bear this loss ?
As for the "dead guy" I don't pity them cuz no b say them no no the repercussion still yet dem go join .. If e no dey see am for real before shey e no dey watch film or listen to news?
I just imagine how guys dey fall for this old scam . No b say dem force am na e join so e don know say na death b e other surname ..
If dem no kill am shey na me make dem con kill ? Woo make those cultist guys dey die one by one make we know how many people remain for street ..

God bless his family and grant them the strength to overcome this ..

kaka22:
Then, it is general agreement on the part of immigration staffs in Ibadan and Lagos to get illegal money through that means. I had all the necessary documents with me but I wasn't informed by the immigration officer that the official price was 17k. If I was informed, I would have done it myself...

Well I no no wetin to talk again .. No b naija we dey ?
Bro comot eyes go collect the passport and leave the man ..at least he go don spend the money finish .. No let that one disturb wetin u won use the P do ...

The man no cheat you bro .. That's the amount here in Lagos .. Ikoyi ..
The price you saw online was the official price from the FGN .. You can do it yourself so far you can go extra length to get those documents requested ..
No big deal bro ..
The man no cheat you ..

Atlantian:
Yoruba people know how to eat rubbish. What the Bleep is this disgrace on a world wide web ?

You well so ? Na only Yoruba dey chop snake ?
E b like say your brain need new hard-drive ..

ellabooz:
Why all this propaganda?
No go fight your malam for this cheap lies oh.

As at today, dollars sell at 230 naira per dollar.

Lies everywhere

Go collect your balance ... Print this news out and show the mallam ...

nicerichard05:
please guys can someone tell me how safe a PAYPAL acct is, i just opened an acct with dem and i have a large amt in d acct (nt too large sha)..
is it possible for my acct to be hacked?

thanks for your response..

Have you gotten the evisa?
Let me know if you are still interested ?

happney65:
Broda..You can make payment for Toefl with your Visa card..that was how I did mine..Remember visa card...and you are good to.go..Team Spring loading

Same bro .. How much were you charged ?
I don send you PM

slimmy05:
it would take days for me to reply your pings sometimes. Make I tell you now before you say I dey form.

Hahaha .. Okay wetin dey there b say I won make payment for TOfel / SAT .. And I get some things I won discuss with you ..
I don't mind calling you make we talk am ..
But if Na thru viber/Skype .. No whala .
Anyway add me I go wait till you get time to reply my pings .
God bless

slimmy05:
it is better if you don't have a gf in Nigeria it's better you just look for a nice girl here to marry, after three years if you're not satisfied then there is divorce button.

Oga slimmy .. How you dey boss ? Can we talk .. I sent you a pm .. Are you on bbm ?
79D2D2CC Na beg I take beg baba .

UrennaNkoli:
Ass ànal fans dey celebrate like sey they win champions league. Chamberlain dey celebrate like sey he score for world cup final. Wenger dey jubilate like sey he win american powerball lottery.
To ass ànal fans, this is just a tray and not a trophy. I can use the tray to serve my dog food.
We shall meet again on sep 19. Na 7-1 u go chop i swear.
Mourinho no need the chain. The small boy wey catch am fit use am chain hin dog.
The winners money ass ànal got from winning nor fit pay mikel salary for 1 week.

What's this one saying?