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Na babe where get sense and money we go marry no be all those urgent 2k girls where even pure water the hard them to buy

Imagine my ex girlfriend that year dy ask me to send her money make she buy bag of pure water

saphiere:
lalasticlala let's hangout tonight. Bills on me

Bills on you ke, you where the find how to chop lala money

Urgent 2k

Like this bros, i don comot hand for women matter, na so so billing back then with my Ex girlfriend, your own even better, she dy cook for you, my own even down to pure water she go tell you say money no dy to buy, i come the wonder if na my village people send me to date this girl

I no get girlfriend, i no want the collect billing abeg
Country too hard

Back then where i been get Ex, na so so billing even down till pure water, i come the wonder if i be her papa

Iyaebe:
Waiting onto God.

Go and meet mosdii
Two of una go fit i swear

Incase you fuvk.up him fit use plank correct you

bros that your nose fit collect all the air where the nigeria

Iyaebe:
Marriage is sweet

go and find your own instead of to the jump from one thread to the other

Las las This thing called love go reach everybody

I swear to use 2by 2 plank ontop you for make sense

Shebi when we dy preach say its just your turn una no the hear.. You go want claim babe where na wakawaka, you deserved the heartbreak self, so that you go get sense next time

BoredBerry:
Sir, this is the second comment... And it's not been 10 minutes!!!

Don't mention me again...

or you'll do what?

Shebi na you get nairaland?

BoredBerry:
Aye, he should have pounced on her when she refused to have sex with him... And when she asked him to leave the room so she could dress up, he should have broken down the door...

Most of you don't even know what the word 'simp' means...

If you're told to explain how the op is one, you would do nothing but stutter...

bla bla bla

lagosrd:
Hunmm nna men , your situation go pass Russian vs Ukraine conflicts oo. Don't attempt it. Ooo

vawlence my guy

Tzar:
You are a don! All these new generation boys know nothing!

No mind am

LegendaryArnold:
Wise man

Thank you sir

ajl:
That's when Kalala go burst!

i love vawlence

ucosuagwu:
You be wereyyyyyy
I didn't see this coming.

I support vawlence

Kylce042:
Nah double advice sections oh

Bros i speak vowlence

BoredBerry:
Henceforth, ignore me...

If you quote me once in a while, it's okay... But once you start doing it excessively and you're just gonna irritate me...

Mtcheeeew geroutt

Who you epp?

BoredBerry:
You mentioned my trice last night... Within a period of a hour...

Is this going to be a 'thing'?

You've noticed BoredBerry.. So you're gonna keep quoting her...

I didnt mention you for nothing, i mentioned you because of the lame shitt you wrote

BoredBerry:
This is the most stupid thing I've ever read... But it's the Nairaland redpillers' most popular mantra... After "Bleep họes and marry virgins"...

I came across this comment...



My response to GoodHardDick and his kind:

No... You're going to bang and catch STDs... Then you would be back here, begging us to examine a graphic picture of your diseased cọck...

You mustn't be a community diçk to be an Alpha... It's shameful, it is not a title any sane human being brags about...


PS: Anyone who mentions 'condom' is a retārd...

Trash as always


Keep your shitt to yourself

Bros has e be like this, I dy try reason my life, make no girl come add burden for me abg

As we no get val nko

Bros no make me vex use 2 by 2 ontop you

Na 2022 we dy, try the reason make girl no use you shine

Jennyclay:
You're already running mad oo, Don't you think you need urgent help??

Zukwanuike.

The day you ever have sense you gonna take the world by storm

Iyaebe the mention name of her female yeye

One bottle of Gulder for you. Make all the Simp go chop shi t

Instead of me to spend ontop one ungrateful babe i go use am spend ontop my mama

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Hers?

Nah yours

Fernandizeisback

FERNANDEZISBACK:
You meant hers?

i hope it taste like strawberries

I told you, you gonna love it, its your job you know

I don comot hand for woman matter because their wahala no the finish