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Religion / Re: Bishop Obinim: "I Enlarge Men’s Joysticks, Women’s Butt After Touching Them" by GossipHeart(m): 1:12pm On Dec 07, 2016


Gay Goat

He's busy pressing men's cassava claiming that he enlarges them

If i slap that man, his ancestors will be dizzy

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Crime / Re: Why We Killed Dangote Staff – kidnappers by GossipHeart(m): 1:10pm On Dec 07, 2016
arabianights:
hahaha... So it comes with the size? You must have not read earlier reports on the caught with ak47*dint let the look fool you. It will surprise you how wicked and unforgiving these men might be. Trust me I know the northerners..they kill with out a thought

So, a 14 year old kid can kidnap you ??
Crime / Re: Why We Killed Dangote Staff – kidnappers by GossipHeart(m): 12:47pm On Dec 07, 2016
arabianights:
how sure are you?

Can those skinny hungry guys kidnap you ??
Career / Re: Man With One Hand Working As A Laborer (Photos) by GossipHeart(m): 12:45pm On Dec 07, 2016


May God bless him

Meanwhile, some lazy folks are waiting for N- power

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Crime / Re: Why We Killed Dangote Staff – kidnappers by GossipHeart(m): 12:37pm On Dec 07, 2016


Innocent people

Please, release them

Those hungry guys in that picture are not kidnappers, they can't even kidnap a goat

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 3 Unemployed Graduates In One Family Get Federal Jobs Without Godfather by GossipHeart(m): 10:16am On Dec 07, 2016
NicoBaba:
. then u r still a pauper. if u lyk earn millions n u still don't get comfortable.. my bro u r still wretched.. 30k salary plus comfort is a good life...... check ur life.....ur predicament is not natural.. u are 25 n still buying beats by dre at 30k.....bro..u nid deliverance

This is what poverty do to people's brain

I didn't say i buy Beats headphones

I said, 30k cannot buy you a Beats headphones

I will pay your tuition so you can go back to school

25 and a millionaire, go eat a fat dick

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower: Any Hope Of Getting December Stipend? by GossipHeart(m): 10:11am On Dec 07, 2016


Salary :30k per month

Transportation to and fro from work : 80 naira per month

House rent : 20 naira per month

Feeding : 200 naira per month

NEPA : free

Water : free

Other personal expenses : 1k

God bless Buhari

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Celebrities / Re: Allison-Doherty Sekegha Pictured With Her Family by GossipHeart(m): 10:10am On Dec 07, 2016


Beauty Queen ??

Do you know that 100% of her beauty can be wiped off with a wet handkerchief ??

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 3 Unemployed Graduates In One Family Get Federal Jobs Without Godfather by GossipHeart(m): 10:08am On Dec 07, 2016
qustatee:
Bros ur papa na Senator ? Or Governor? No dey bobo us abeg

Sorry, I'm too rich to talk to kids
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 3 Unemployed Graduates In One Family Get Federal Jobs Without Godfather by GossipHeart(m): 10:07am On Dec 07, 2016
nkemdave:


My brother, if 300k don't last for a week in your hands, then u need prayers undecided

There's what we call lifestyle

If you can make that kind of money in an hour, you can spend 300k anyhow if
Celebrities / Re: Bukky Wright Looks Smart In Military Outfit by GossipHeart(m): 10:02am On Dec 07, 2016


Where are you from ??

Are you sure you graduated from primary school ??

Do you know what military gear is ??

Is this how the Nigerian Army dress ??

Mr. Dumbass, this is a camouflage

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Phones / Re: Which Smartphone Is Best For The Price Range N18k-n25k? by GossipHeart(m): 9:56am On Dec 07, 2016


There are many cheap and good smartphones you can buy for that price range

You can buy an Iphone 9 for 14k

Here is the picture of that lovely iPhone 9

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Politics / Re: APC Goes For Broke In Rivers by GossipHeart(m): 9:51am On Dec 07, 2016


I want APC to rule Nigeria for 100 years

I want to see people suffer

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Sports / Re: Falcons Seize AWCON Trophy, Reject NFF's N50,000 Allowance by GossipHeart(m): 9:49am On Dec 07, 2016
diegwu01:
NFF is independently run and has no business with the Federal Government. FIFA has strongly advocated and enforced this law. If the FG decides to be magnanimous and reward them them, fine, but NFF is responsible for the Players welfare, Wages, Rewards Bonuses etc. get your facts

What is independently run ??

In a layman's term, explain to me where and how the NFF gets their money from
And why the federal government intervened when the Japanese billionaire gave the Super Eagles 200million

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 3 Unemployed Graduates In One Family Get Federal Jobs Without Godfather by GossipHeart(m): 9:37am On Dec 07, 2016


N- power a federal job ??

30k every month ??

I'm here (a 25 year old guy) crying that 300k doesn't last for 1 week in my hands and a 35 year old man is rejoicing that he got a job of 30k per month

That 30k cannot buy you a Dre Beats Earphones

People now see 30k as a huge amount of money

Buhari, you will never go unpunished

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Sports / Re: Falcons Seize AWCON Trophy, Reject NFF's N50,000 Allowance by GossipHeart(m): 9:22am On Dec 07, 2016


Buhari is a big joke

The other time, it was a man from far away Japan that paid for our Super Eagles hotel rooms fee at the Olympic

Our National team did very well even without the support of the government and the same man was impressed with how well we did and he gave the Super Eagles millions of naira, what happened next would shock you :

The government wanted to seize the money and share it among themselves

Buhari is a disgrace

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Politics / Re: "Maiduguri Now Safer Than Abuja And Lagos" - Shettima by GossipHeart(m): 8:54am On Dec 07, 2016


It's very true

Maiduguri is now safer than Lagos, New York and Abuja

Thanks to Buhari, i was there when they captured Shekau alive, killed 1 million Boko Haram members and 2 million other Boko boys surrendered

If i slap this man now, his ancestors will be dizzy

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Nairaland / General / Re: A Snake Killed At MOUAU Fish Farm (Photos) by GossipHeart(m): 10:21am On Dec 06, 2016
Henrypraise:


chairman, ur ignorance strong o, see how u talking n insulting pple wit so much confidence whereas u knw notin.

to properly inform u, dat snake is a cobra not a black mamba. u better go watch nat geo wild n stop watching Africa magic.


African magic ??
What is that ??
Romance / Re: Traditional Marriage Of 20-Year-Old Man And 40-Year-Old Bride (Photo) by GossipHeart(m): 10:13am On Dec 06, 2016


Why are Nigerians so stupid ??

I see where some people wrote he's too young, too young for what ?? For marriage ?? Anthony Martial got married and had a baby at the age of 18, too young for taking a decision as an adult ?? The last time i checked, you become an adult once you clock 18

This is his life and we should learn to mind our fuccking business

Some of you guys are 22 and are busy fuccking people who are 33 and above and you feel like you have the right to tell someone else what to do with his/her life

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Nairaland / General / Re: A Snake Killed At MOUAU Fish Farm (Photos) by GossipHeart(m): 5:04pm On Dec 05, 2016
kerryjossy:
Pls this is not even worthy to be published.
Why
Nairaland / General / Re: A Snake Killed At MOUAU Fish Farm (Photos) by GossipHeart(m): 5:01pm On Dec 05, 2016
theGistsonline:
I must say I totally disagree with you! Cobras are found in Nigeria, I have seen a massive yellow cobra used in this black magic entertainment shows in lagos & even the north

Imported cobras

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Crime / Re: Man Beats Up Policewoman In Lagos, Tears Her Uniform by GossipHeart(m): 4:49pm On Dec 05, 2016
Prectega:
Don't visit the website.... There's no pic there

Thanks a lot

Go to any Bar near you and tell them to give you 4 cartons of Orijin, i will pay them in the evening

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Crime / Re: Man Beats Up Policewoman In Lagos, Tears Her Uniform by GossipHeart(m): 4:49pm On Dec 05, 2016


Thirsty Niggas invaded this thread hoping they would see policewoman breast

Some people even came with Vaseline

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo, Ganduje Visit Dangote Tomato Farm In Kano (Photo) by GossipHeart(m): 4:37pm On Dec 05, 2016


Na desert be the tomato farm ??
Nairaland / General / Re: A Snake Killed At MOUAU Fish Farm (Photos) by GossipHeart(m): 4:36pm On Dec 05, 2016
SIRmanjar:

Dat snake lookz more like a cobra.A relaxed cobra.Black mamba iz so rare to find here in Nigeria.

You need to go back to school

West Africa is the home of black mambas

Kid, there are no cobras in Nigeria

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Nairaland / General / Re: A Snake Killed At MOUAU Fish Farm (Photos) by GossipHeart(m): 4:31pm On Dec 05, 2016
maxwell60:
lol just because is snake is black doesn't mean it is a black. There are over 700 species of snakes worldwide, obviously this snake is not a black mamba. Just of drop of its venom can kill an entire football team. Inside of its mouth Is always black it is where it got it's name from, and it is known as the fastest snake in the world.

Do you know what i studied in the university and what i do for a living ??

I will school you about snakes

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Nairaland / General / Re: A Snake Killed At MOUAU Fish Farm (Photos) by GossipHeart(m): 4:25pm On Dec 05, 2016
Sanchez02:

That's a King Cobra, and not black mamba. Black mamba in itself is not a black snake. More so, black Mambas don't grow to that massive extent. The yellow belly of this snake clearly tells you it's a King Cobra.
How old are you ??

Do you even know what king cobra is ??

In case you don't know, i will help you with the picture

Nairaland / General / Re: A Snake Killed At MOUAU Fish Farm (Photos) by GossipHeart(m): 4:23pm On Dec 05, 2016
johnsonjosbles:
hmmmm where did u see human blood? u be vampire?

Do you know what syringe is ??

Do you know that i can take my own blood using a syringe ??

How old are you ??

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Nairaland / General / Re: A Snake Killed At MOUAU Fish Farm (Photos) by GossipHeart(m): 4:20pm On Dec 05, 2016
Zealoy:
bros that snake na king cobra o

How old are you ??

This is what king cobra looks like

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Nairaland / General / Re: A Snake Killed At MOUAU Fish Farm (Photos) by GossipHeart(m): 4:02pm On Dec 05, 2016

The name of the snake is Black Mamba

You don't wanna come in contact with that evil

In 2009, i did an experiment with the poison extracted from it's mouth, i mixed it with human blood, the result was scary, in just 2 minutes, it froze the blood

And for the people saying that it's a king cobra, how old are you guys ?? Even a 4 year old kid can tell you how cobras look like but you guys stupidity is amazing

Cobras have flat hooded heads

There are scarcity of cobras in Nigeria

The only cobra you will find in Africa is the black-necked spitting cobra, and it's only in Mozambique

The second picture i will attach is how a cobra looks like

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