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luvyaself95:
I gym at home so ah don't know all these set of people you're talking about...

Try hitting the gym a couple of time. You wouldn't regret

Depressedkidd:
Yeah thank you. It's not easy Tbh. There are periods when I just lose control and binge. But the main thing is to keep going. Hopefully by October I'll have reached my goal. Then from there I'll start focusing on muscle building.

You should kip at it. You are really doing good.

Depressedkidd:
Lol I don't o.
And I don't have "the body" yet, I'm on a weightloss journey. Lost from 115kg down to 84. My goal is 70kg.
I've been at it since December.

Wow that is an incredible feat to Achieve

Depressedkidd:
The ego lifters. These ones just come to the gym to opress others. They want to do bicep curls and they pick the heaviest dumbbell and start cheat curling. Not even one curl done with proper form. Or they try to squat heavier than they can and next Thing their legs are shaking and knees are bending inwards

The gisters: these ones come to the gym to talk to everyone about Ronaldo Vs Messi. Or they talk about the best workout routines without actually doing any actual workouts. They are the ones that will see you with your headphones concentrating on finishing your set but will still come and tap you to gist.

Camera addict: these ones have a banging body yeah, but they spend all their rest times taking selfies and videos. These ones are most likely models and oloshos.

Supplement gang: they bring a big bag to the gym and when they open it you have protein shakes, pre and post workout supplements, and every pill imaginable

Protect your body gang: these ones are probably new to the gym, they have waist belts, gloves, knee guards, helmets, mouth guards, special lifting shoes and every single piece of protection gear, but they can't even run 6 reps on an unloaded bar.

Newbies: they are amazed by everything at the gym. They tend to do whatever the biggest guy at the gym is doing. One moment you're doing squats on a full body routine and they're doing it too, the moment you switch to weighted pull ups they do it too.

Gym douche: they see a fat person at the gym doing his best and they start laughing. Stop it, I repeat stop.

Sir, it like you own a gym?
Can i see you body?

1. Macho Men: These Set of People are the reason Gym still Exist. They can lift anything not matter the weight in Size. As a new comer to the gym you don't let this set of people give you instructions cause they will send you to your early grave.

Gym instructors are even Afraid of them, they are the only ones allowed to use gym equipments with informing the gym instructor.

2. Equipments Testers: These set of people are not part of the gym house. They are just there to test all the machines. They jump from 1 machine to the other. They can be working on their abs right now, next thing they are working the bicep and triceps.

They don't even know the essence why they are there.

3. Improper Fracrions: These Set has trained to the extent they look abnormal. They have no routine of workout. They are just there to do anything they feel okay for them at the given period. You can easily spot them with Broad Shoulders, Big Tummy. Slim Laps and Thick Legs.

4. Oga know it All: These type don't like to take instruction from the gym instructors cause they have watched almost every body building video on youtube. They even go out giving instructions to other gym users like they are the deputy gym instructor.

You can spot this type easily cause they always go to their phone to watch a video before starting a new routine. God will help this type.

5. Music Listeners: They are the most boeing people in the gym. No smiling, no social life, just a phone and earphone plunged in.

Most people hate them, cause people that fall into this category are mostly Handsome guys and pretty ladies. You can't even hold a conversation with them cause the earphone plugged in sends a negative body language.

6. Spectators: These ones are actually looks to look and fantasised about other people's body. They can spend 2 hours in the gym but their workout is not up to 10 minutes.

These set can look at you and tell you what your body is gonna look like in the next 3 months.

7. Male Harrassers: These sets are mostly females. They confuse the male set with Flat Tummy, Round and Fat Ass, Thick Laps and not forgetting their Slim waist. These set makes the gym a beautiful place to be.

8.Mr Attention: These are the Male version of Number 7. They have a perfectly built body that got male and female jaw dropping. All the girls flicks around them in the gym. Touching them Anyhow, asking for work out routine and there making the rest male feel inferior.

Even the male folks also flock around them, though they hate it but you have no choice.

9. Mr and Mrs Serious: You All know this type. They are always at the gym 24/7.

10. Add Yours:

mixter:
Let’s add an amen to it. He should keep at it, you have all the drills, pills and everything to make you stand out from the rest.m, yet you are still acting like hmmmm. Well done Harddon

Leave that Dude. Hardon has Really help most of the Niggas here. The things we got for free people paid to have them. But this drills, designed for the Nigeria community came as a free gift.

monerozi5590:
Mr bad guy... I hail Sir.... badddo. Baddest guy on the planet.

God Bless You with More Niceness

monerozi5590:
I have many flaws.... Very many baby.... I just want you to be proud of ur man because what u are looking for in Hardon is in ur man.

Mr Nice Guy. Keep Educating her. Nice Guys Sucks for Real. I know she is already irritated of your presence here. Learn the Robes or move out.

Dammyofficial:
Thanks bro

After reading this thread from page 1, I realized my mistakes.


For the question you asked : I got the number from her

Read Through and try to practise and also stay on your purpose.

fatpogba7:
Via chat 80% of the time

Go Verbal 80 percent

fatpogba7:
Hi Hardon,

First time posting here,I and my babe have dating for a while ,she's a virgin my issue is how do i shift from various sex chat,kisses and etc to the main act ,she's the scared type,she wants it too but she very scared due her background and stuffs .kindly help

Do you talk about sex in Person or Only via Chat?

Dammyofficial:
There is this girl that I've been eyeing for a long time in my hometown, got her number and we have been chatting for a week now..

although am currently not in my hometown, I decided to let her know how I feel about her yesterday but she said I'm too late already,.. I tried to let her know how much I love her but she was just saying OK OK....I've not called or chat her since yesterday cuz I don't know how to convince her.

I'm kind of confused now cuz i really like the girl.

Bosses in the house abeg reason my matter

HARDON

No help for you dude. You go about preaching love like a peacock on heat.

Now you are trying to convince her on how much you love her, instead of her working her Ass out to show you she is a gf material.

At times we Win some, few Times we lose some.

Let her GO.

But how did you get her number?

Thayoreey:
Pls there is this girl I got her number so I could chat her up, but she said she doesn't chat on whatsapp and that she only views people's status, besides I even confirmed this from some people(both guys and girls).
So how do I get her interested in chatting with me?

Don't Get her to chat with you. Though i see that Statement as a bait to make you chase her.

Stay on Call, invite her to fun dates, not romantic date and watch as the rest plays out.

louisobire7:
Hello.

There's this girl I have been dating for about 2 months now, I must confess I really love her but her... sudden change is really pushing me away... I feel like calling everything a quit...
it all started when she asked me for money to make her hair which I told her I don't have at the moment.. that she should use the one she intend using for something else, that I was going to give her back once I have the money...but giving her the money back is not the issue but she just changed completely as she no longer picks my calls on time I'll have to call her multiple times before she picks and when she picks up she would be like...yes.. ok ooo.. I have heard you all sort of simple and short answer.. she even behaves as if I irritate her...now. She does not even call me. Only flash and I'll call her back.. just because of the money I Promised to give her. And I am yet to give her after about 3 weeks, I only want to see her reaction...

Guy please I need your advice on what to do....
Thanks...

Somebody Wanna Take Your Balls from You.

jackals:
Get a handdsome face and your problem is solved. True but hurting

You Don't Have To Be Good Looking But Be Looking Good.

ceeroh:
Can't believe I've read the first 45pages of this thread in less than 36hours. This guy called HARDDON has formatted my mentality about women. He practically blew me away.. I'm dusting myself already for this great adventure that lies ahead.
I bless the day I stumbled into this thread.
I've taken screenshots of all the important points to go through them every night before I sleep.

Una go hear am!

You Learn Better When You Practice. Hope you are Ready to Forget names thereby causing to create more problems by calling wrong name.

The other Day i called Alby Naomi and Hell was let loose. Still trying to master tho

ceeroh:
Nice move!

So what do you suggest?
Continue the chat with her or he should just ignore her for now?

I would Suggest he ignores her for now and get busy with his purpose.

When he is gonna initiate a convo with her again, it should be on Phone call. He should maintain a masculine frame, keep it light, fun and short. Then stick to phone game for a while before he returns to chat.

ceeroh:
Yes, you're right.
At least the balls are not totally gone.

Pass the Drills to him. It has Helped me. I pulled same stunt on A Lady Like 2 days back, making her feel the way your friend is feeling now.

I used banter on her and got to know about her family and her extended family.

It was time to know about me. Babe was like, i would like to know more about you and i asked her what will she like to know and she listed some few tins.

I simply told her my eyes were wet and heavy after a long time on phone dat i have to sleep.

She wished me good night and i zoomed off, this morning i got a good morning from her but i haven't replied.

You don't leave a Convo feeling defeated. She already sees him as a weaker vessel and his balls are half gone.

Maintaining a Masculine Frame wud do a nice job at this time.

ceeroh:
Nope. But he doesn't wanna spoil things further. So he's stuck.

Stuck Where. Last From the Babe

ceeroh:
Guess it's too late for this already. No mind the guy

After she told him she doesn't share her info with strangers, he replied by saying Is she scared he'd come and kidnap her? And some other things like that sha

Babe clearly didn't understand the joke.

Was He Blocked?

ceeroh:
Bosses in the house, help a fellow guy out. He was just telling me about a girl he met on Monday. I think he called her today and the girl's response was very much okay.

Then he chatted her up and the girl was feeling the vibes until he asked to know more about her. Then she said she doesn't share her info with strangers and that she was even planning to block him. Though she hasn't blocked him yet, but Baba is yet to reply her after what she said... I asked him to hold on

What do you guys think is the best response?
Dis one dey very urgent oo

You should never asked to know more about people. Learn to use banter when talking or chatting with people.

Just asked what ever you need to know about her, playfully and use her replies to tease her and sexify the chat.

As for the "I don't share my informations with strangers", i would advice you not to ask her to block you. Simply reply with "You would agree with me that there are people you meet for the first time and it like you've known them all ur life, While dere are some you grew with, they feel like a stranger to you, right?".

From her reply, you can coin out anoda fun reply and start using banter.

Charlie, Why are You Posting 2015 result?

You are deceiving Your Self. We have gone past the era of Nairaland Result.

INEC has the final say.

wasiudvd:
Its getting clearer

wetdick:
so what are you preaching about if it is not about how to bleep women and false confidence. You guys are trying hard to be what you are not.

You are a very funny Dude, but lemme take my time to explain few things to you if you are really serious to work on your mindset or you created the topic just for fun.

wetdick:
i dont have to define anything. Your concept was learnt on the internet and that is the general concept of pick up artist all over the world.

Why do you Worry So Much about Pick up Artist. Seems you have been reading so much about them or you probably bought a product you weren't satisfied with.

Try To Read 48 Laws of Power.

Don't Associate Alpha Male With Sex. It More Than You Think.

promisedeco:
my girlfriend and I have dated for 2year now and we stay in different cities. She loves me so much but she have cheated on me 3 times now. It's not like she had sex with the guy(s) - She is still a virgin(100% sure), they were kisses and romance. By the way, I didn't find out on my own, she told me herself - she cries while telling me. the 3rd time was on Friday. I'm so confused right now. I need advice.

Some1 Soon to pop the Cherry. I bet you gonna cry hard this Time. You not man Enough for her.

NNAMDIII:
The thing is that I'm short. 1.69 metres tall

It not About You Being A Good Looking Dude, Just Try and Be Looking Good.

Dress Nice, Speak Well And Learn To Walk Well. Never Be in haste.

HARDDON:
Dating Drills how far I've drifted from your alluring thrills!

Romance we must once again.
No matter how life tries, she cant separate me from your warm embrace.

Romance we must again

Also Try to Update your Blog Sir.

HARDDON:
Dating Drills how far I've drifted from your alluring thrills!

Romance we must once again.
No matter how life tries, she cant separate me from your warm embrace.

Romance we must again

I tot you are working on a book... i am waiting patiently for it...My life as a whole has changed..i can differentiate obiangeli, karashikas and real babes now

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