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fighal:
I can call you that with all JOY

officialEFCC:
my own Tiny23 , she is humble and cutely troublesome


Mr Mynd44 i want to hear your own?

iLegend:
SEE Buhari, I Dey Warn You for the Last Time [PICTURE]

The dog named Buhari has started misbehaving. Last night, he finished his mother's meat. Moni self no dey to bai anoder wan.

I'm not in any political party.
E-warriors
Who u epp?

jonaifame22:
hehehe,ain't gat no hard feelings for ladies, cos they have something I like!

fairlyusedpant:
I was shocked when tina visited me, so she dropped her bag on the chair and went out to make a call, so i checked the bag and saw a CD player there, as we all know, CD player means compact disc player which can only be played on either a portable dvd, or dvd player or cd rom or a laptop, we can watch movies on cds and also music, so i took out the cd and opened the wrapper of the cd and inserted it in my cd rom, i later discovered that it was music that was inside the cd, immediately, i played it, the next thing i heard was ''oya shakiti bobo'' see gbedu, even tina heard the music and came inside to dance, even mama titi the woman that sells tomatoes opposite baba lekan shopping plaza, left her market outside and came inside to dance too, even mama nkechi the truck pusher joined in the dance, infact ghost workers also came to dance too, then our stingy landlord baba shilekunkimwole brought us his ileya chicken, according to him, he could not afford the ram, well we chop the thing, and dance till daybreak



right now at this moment, we are still dancing, i will upload the pics when we finish dancing...

fighal:
Guys stop calling your girlfriend Names of Cheap things like;
*my sweet, Honey, Sugar, Chocolate...*etc. All those
cost less than #20 it makes them look cheap... call
names like my
Bag of Rice, My fresh vegetable oil, My bag of Cement,
My Fuel, My Iroko, My burden, My pot of beans.....you know...
Let them know they are expensive.

Abeg add your own

jonaifame22:
I do sleep so?

freesinzu:
Good, just wondering what would u be doing when ur off

ExAngel007:
If human beings were unable to experience the beautiful
and all-consuming sensation known as falling in love, we
would have never created some of the world’s most
powerful music, art, literature, or film.


We would also be missing out on one of the most profound
facets of human existence.

Falling in love is confusing, scary,
funny, and life-changing all at the same time.


Below are eight signs your body shows to prove that you are in
love.


1. You become forgetful: When you’re smitten with someone,
your brain releases oxytocin (often thought of as the love
hormone), which can impair memory.

So that’s why you’ve been
so absent-minded lately.


2. Your jealous side comes out: Turns out, you can’t help it if
you get a little crazy when you see your soulmate talking to
another woman love can make a person overprotective of his or
her partner.


3. You get easily distracted: Since you’re constantly thinking
about your partner, being in love can hurt your ability to
concentrate and focus on specific tasks.


4. Your hearth slows down: Being in love affects your
hormone levels, decreasing your blood pressure and heart rate.

You remember the first time you met him. The first time you
kissed.
Or you might even have the ticket stub from your first
date.


Whatever it is, little moments with him become special, cherished
memories. And you remember every detail.


5. Overcoming challenged make you closer: Going through
some sort of adversity with another person tends to intensify
romantic attraction.


6. Feeling out of control: When you are in love, you tend to
feel that your passion is involuntary and uncontrollable. As you go
through your day, you feel more alive and energetic, as if you
have a constant adrenaline rush going through you.
You feel more productive, like you can take on the world every
single day.


7. You find yourself talking about him all the time: You can’t
help it.

Someone says or does something that reminds you of
him and before you even realize it you’re talking about him.


8. You lose track of time and no amount of time spent
with him is ever enough: You could spend hours and hours
talking on the phone to him or cuddling up together watching
movies all day, but it wouldn’t matter. At the end of the day, it still
only feels like you spent brief moments with him.

jonaifame22:
I don't fight for love for a gal cos I might lose,but I fight wth gals on the bed cos I believe I will win and sustain no injury

Pluto16:
Hi Nairalanders! I need your help.
Like a guy once said that "Its a crime for a Broke guy to fall in
love in Abuja or Lagos" but eventually I fall in love with a girl she has been my friend for a long time. I just finished my
National Diploma (ND)
programme last month and I am as broke as church rat ordinary phone charger I cant afford. I
promised myself that I won't fall in Love due to my pocket inability
but I wooed my friend and she agreed now I am regretting my
action I don't know how I will maintain and grow the
relationship. I can't afford to take her out or buy gift for her
sometimes I dont give her money for bike back to her place. I
searched for work but I cant get none. I have never been broke
like this before in my life I used to live extravagantly and spend lavishly before and she knows that but things has change I am now broke. I dont know how to
end the relationship cos she is now madly in love with me. I need your Advice guys. .
My mentors come help me out with your OT!

Ireneony, tosyne2much, vizkiz,
naijaboiy, sinaj, falconey, STFUareyougod, LadyF,
bqlekan, agarawu23, justwise,
mynd44 etc
Cc Lalasticlala
Ishilove

jonaifame22:
yes dnt take money frm a guy you won't fvck

Winnelyn:
[color=black] ladies i have some things to say, some rules if you like, these are my morals and something i am going to try and live by

1.When you angry don't lash out, dont reply, don't do anything.

2. When drunk, do not get into a heaped emotional mess

3. When severly pissed off about someone of the opposite sex, take a deep breath, let it go and give the prick the silent treatment.

4. NEVER let a guy treat you badly under any circumstances, If he cheats on you.. you dump his ass If he calls you ugly dump his ass!

5. Remember people are human and do make mistakes, give them a second chance do not give them a 3rd, 4th or 5th.

6. Listen to both your head and your heart your head is smarter than you give it credit for and your heart is easily hurt.

7. Write lists until you feel slightly less angry

8. Because it actually helps a lot.

9. Read/watch movies like always where ever your mood is at.

10. You can do anything you set your mind to,The only thing standing in the way is yourself..Don't let yourself be the reason for not achieving your dreams.

11. Roads actually aren't that scary, take a deep breath we can do it.

When you do all this things life would'nt be pressed at you... Oh number 12 which i am about doing now! - switch your phone on airoplane mode when you just need a little bit of space from the world!!

Cc: Lalasticlala [/color]

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freesinzu:
So ur still here, thought u have deactivated your account, anyways good luck. ATTENTION CRAVER

colik:
k

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#00cccc]'wild' ...wild and crazy. Hi [/color]

freesinzu:
Who is dis one

iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]K[/color]

HateU2:
Welcome nigga because I can swear you are not a lady and this is romance section not a venue to welcome to welcome you

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]And one jobless fellow (as usual), wakes up this morning and the first thing that comes to his mind is to announce to us how much he lacks attention and needs one so badly.

SMH![/color]

Surfboard:
Gerrarrahere mehn!

firstking01:
Lmao

saintfellow:
lol dnt do that, ure a lady, u should be soft, meek and gentle.

saintfellow:
lol so u registered, just to fight.

saintfellow:
how is this romantic?

iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]My Gawdd!! See question..[/color]

Jsmile:
Hello Nairalanders, its her birthday today and i wanna make it memorable for both of us, i intend to formally engage her today and i just wanna get things right. Its a busy day for her and am just thinking of a way to go about it, shes gonna be in transcorp hotel this morning to prepare for a conference update session in teaching hospital today. Is it wise to do it this morning in the hotel or should i go to the hospital where she will be busy with activities, i really do not know when she will be free today cos yesterday she left the hotel around 9pm. Havent done this before and the thought of it makes my heart beat faster lol. Please advice me guys