Being prayed for is just wasting time,

monkeys or mud , what is more stupid?

Lust and Jesus Go hand in hand

@chrisj2000
it is called heavenly intimacy.

An awkward reunion

a witch after frosbel? hahaha, talk about a seeing game played the blind.
Christians and Witches and devilish worships are just the same in the end. They both wallow in the same ignorance and narcissism.

@Revolva
Our creator does not just promise a hell like this but several times worse, lasting forever.

It is a beautiful portrayal of the likely events of that time

@debosky
Blood thirsty, rejoicing in death, pain and suffering of others, the idea that only me, myself and I and my people are saved is simply perverse. to anyone who is not a christian. It is disgusting  and it is evil.

2 animals came in right? pairs? So were the other remaining animals evil? Did they have to die a painful death being bashed against the rocks with water till they die? And what about the babies in the wombs and the children.


If there was a story about a flood that killed many innocent babies, would you turn it into a nursery rhyme and sing it over and over until your throats are hoarse? What is the definition of happiness to you? I was saying they are happy because they agree with the story and see is the justify in it. That's what I meant. Your attitude regarding the story, tell us that you are joyful.

We must look at the judgement God makes and ask ourselves is Noah as really a hero. Would a good person conspire with God to commit genocide?

Would you have gladly and happily rejoice as you watched people drowning? Does the fact that God endorsed it make your sleep happily at night? I fear this the same mentality extremists have,  when they kill innocent people ( suicide bombs etc) . Is it okay because God says so.
if God Desecrates, pillages, kills, curses, poisons,  does it stop being bad? Does it stop being painful and cruel? Does it suddenly become "good'?

So Christians have not experienced relatives/friends drowning?
It is traumatic and it is good that you agree that drowning is bad. I find it hard then to see why you would read the Noah's story that you believe in 100% without getting depressed and miserable  and sad. How callous can you possibly be? Does God teach his children to look the other way when he punishes and kills those who were naughty? What joy is there in the story and in God's word and divine ways then?

Rejoice vs Remorse
Noah's ark is a pivotal story to Christians. Kid are taught it school to sing about it and they find the whole story very exciting. I am sure you are no exception.
This is a preschool story,  actually look at the link below
http://www.kidssundayschool.com/Preschool/Lessons/1noah01.php
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This is not a story that Christians hate, or are ashamed of.
It is a story that they feel, truly feel "should have happened". And it is therefore a "happy" story.


I find it hard to see how you can be so dismissive and say-  "There are disturbing things happening every day - does that mean you also endorse them?" We do not rejoice in them. We do not feel they are justified.

Christians really enjoy this justification of disasters and pain and suffering to others like in the video below.
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But it is not fair to turn a blind eye and say you do not want to see the victims and pain and suffering. Instead you want to convince yourself God was justified.
The same thing about Noah's ark. We must face up to the fact that people died in a very awful way. Innocent children and animals died. how can you convince yourself that this is a good thing?

@debosky - I am must admit that I am pleasantly surprised that a Christian would find the idea of drowning animals, humans, especially babies quite repulsive like everyone else. You must be the only Christian who has a problem with this.

I have removed the pictures.

Noah's ark is not my opinion however, it is an opinion held by Christians like you. It is of course ridiculous painful and very cruel to non-christians. People who have experienced relatives, friends etc drowning are especially affected. There must have been thousands of bodies like these floating around after Noah's flood and millions upon millions of bloated corpses of animals.

It is a very disturbing story.

Even though the images below are not photos and just painted, it is still quite revolting.







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Noah's ark is not just a bad story scientifically, it is an immoral story
it is about merciless killing of babies, children and animals
And of course sinner who "knowingly" rejected God, it is about a merciless and brutal deadly God.

I find it hard to imagine,  that people like OLAADEGBU can really make jokes about people drowning,  it is not even callous it is evil. 

Believe or not!! Christians enjoy the idea of other people who do not share their beliefs dying of drowning
and rejoice and praise God day and night for this Noah story,

I can imagine,  when the water started rising the sinners carrying their babies and some fully pregnant were trying to run to noah's boat. please save us,  and noah must have had one big stick or whip to beat their sinful hands off his God inspired boat.  I can imagine Noah and his family laughing hysterically as people died away. sinners die sinners die, 

I am sure when the drowning was over there were bodies littered all over, half eaten by sharks etc,  some just bloated and floating,  Noahs must have been pretty cold right. Just move those sinner bodies aside I need to light a fire to praise God

this is a very good post. spot on

As a christian is important to think about both sides. Can a real true loving person enjoy heaven I wonder,

Would you comfortably be sitting and laughing with God in heaven? as others burn? What joy is there?

To Imagine Christians are busy every day praying for God to come and kill everyone else, and take them and only them to heaven, It beats me how a fellow human being can be that selfish.

I bet Christians are Choked by intense desire to see people burning and screaming. So much that you get off with that.

I bet every day, you kneel on your bare knees against concrete floor of their little bedrooms and weep praises to Jesus and Mary, fidgeting impatiently for the time everyone else will burn forever and ever and ever and ever. As they live with the other 144,000 among the most divine of all.

I got some pictures and videos at the bottom of this post to try to illustrate what this actually means(added as links). I bet Christians will replay them over and over again as they imagine atheists, muslims and their enemies in general experiencing a hell 10 times worse that this.

No I won't be surprised if Christains bookmarked this links and replay then ad infinitum, at least once a day before getting out of the house. I bet you will use these pictures as your desktop wallpaper right now and a list of pictures that flash around as your screen-saver. To remind you how kind and lovely God is and how justified he is to burn sinners.

Burn in hell, you scoff, saliva dribbles down your throat and you get so turned on, so Hot when you just see people sizzling and exploding like popcorn, I bet you will like front row seats just next to Jesus every Sunday so that you can watch what's happening in hell. I bet you will sing for God the loudest so that he can let you sit right there next to him, so that you can watch people burn and reburn and reburn in hell. I know you will love that, in fact, you will want to suck up all the smell into your nostrils, as the people explode like pop-corns (twap!! twap!!). You will love to see those naughty little boys and girls burst like sausages in hot cooking oil. God is real, now see, I told you, you will be laughing, and tears of joy will be streaming down your cheeks as God roasts and re-roasts sinners.

What about the old guys, too old too slow to run around, they just writhe away. Every Sunday you will be discovering a new face burning in hell and you will have all the time to watch each and every Satan lover and Muslim burn away, then you will start all over again, daim! I know it is sad that you may not be able to add charcoal the fire, but you would like to watch as it is done. All those friends and relatives who did not listen to you when you told them about God, damn! you would like to at least talk to them and tell them how it feels so nice to be with Jesus, oh yes. And god and how holy the place is, if only they had listened to you, you even told some people in Nairaland, you did your God given duty to tell them they will burn and they should stop reading books from Satan, you even took the trouble of quoting a verse for them from the Holy Book. But the fools just did not get it right? man you will love to see the look in our faces right? and I know the idea that god will not be listening to them anymore whatever they do, that totally gives you one big ass hard on right now.

then you sit back as the fire starts again and the screaming starts, the gnashing of teeth. It will be one endless orgasm for you. Every time you are not clapping for Jesus you will closing your eyes and savoring the vision of those people who did not listen to your Jesus when they still could, oh the regret on their face, oh how they scream and you will be in a continuous endless state of ecstasy. I know Heaven is so wonderful right? What a perfect place to be in when most of the other ignorant, arrogant fools are burning and screaming. It is going to be so magical.

Damn, you are just literally burning with anticipation. Every day you pray for the Lord to take the house down now!! Now God Now I am ready for you. Oh Lord come from the heavens before 9 a.m. tomorrow, so that I don't have to go to work and look at all those sinners going against your word. burn them now, Lord, Now.

I bet you have a naughty black book where you keep a list of all those people who you think will go to hell. there is that annoying neighbor of yours, you can't wait to see their asses burn right ( picture roasting a whole goat on a stick, in fact when alive!!! hahaah, you laugh) Then you hope to carry that book to your perfect heaven and use it to cross check when you get a chance to visit hell. How disappointed you will be if some of them will be in heaven with you.

What a perfect place called heaven, oh how perfect God is. Jehovah Jira and all those names. It is going to one hell of a roast-fest. damn.


If Christians think they are humble, let me tell them without any doubt, No! All of you are conceited and bigoted. Humble is only used to mask ignorance and lack of understanding of other people, cultures and believes.

Please watch the videos and look at the pictures below and just for a moment sit back and reflect. This is your God, right? he would do not just this but worse?

WARNING: NON CHRISTIANS MAY FIND THIS IMAGES AND VIDEOS DISTURBING

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ab3_1263083119
http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/attachments/f10/166681d1273893094-flames-double-genocide-congo-women-burn-alive1.jpg
http://4.bp..com/-hoOhIV1lw5w/TfPYOxk9O8I/AAAAAAAAGtE/N1SeIVVzjaU/s1600/burnt.jpg
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dae_1236854361
http://www.usafricaonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/kenya-gas-pipeline-explosion-victim-AP-pix2011.jpg
http://www.indiatalkies.com/images/fire-victims721m.jpg
http://drleonardcoldwell.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/kelly-thomas-beating.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbGzFN_NalI

Dear Christians,

Can a real true loving person enjoy heaven while most of the people are burning in hell??

I every day, you kneel on your bare knees against concrete floor of your little bedrooms and weep praises to Jesus and Mary, fidgeting impatiently for the time everyone else will burn forever and ever and ever and ever. As they live happily with Jesus, God, Angels and the other 144,000 lucky others.

The idea of burning,
WARNING: NON CHRISTIANS MAY FIND THIS IMAGES AND VIDEOS DISTURBING
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dae_1236854361
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ab3_1263083119

No I won't be surprised if Christains bookmarked this links and replay then ad infinitum, as they imagine atheists, muslims and their enemies in general experiencing a hell 10 times worse that this. As the rest of us get squeamish Christians find this as a reminder of how kind and lovely God is and how justified he is to burn sinners.

Burn in hell, you scoff,  saliva dribbles down your throat when you see people burning,  I bet you will like front row seats just next to Jesus every Sunday so that you can watch what's happening in hell. I bet you will sing for God the loudest so that he can let you sit right there next to him, so that you can watch people burn and reburn and reburn in hell. I know you will love that, in fact, you will want to suck up all the smell into your nostrils, as the people explode like pop-corns (twap!! twap!!). You will love to see those naughty little boys and girls burst like sausages in hot cooking oil. God is real, now see,  I told you,  you will be laughing, and tears of joy will be streaming down your cheeks as God roasts and re-roasts sinners.

What about the old guys,  too old too slow to run around, they just writhe away. Every Sunday you will be discovering a new face burning in hell and you will have all the time to watch each and every Satan lover and Muslim burn away, then you will start all over again, daim! I know it is sad that you may not be able to add charcoal the fire, but you would like to watch as it is done. All those friends and relatives who did not listen to you when you told them about God,  damn! you would like to at least talk to them and tell them how it feels so nice to be with Jesus,  oh yes. And god and how holy the place is, if only they had listened to you,  you even told some people in Nairaland, you did your God given duty to tell them they will burn and they should stop reading books from Satan,  you even took the trouble of quoting a verse for them from the Holy Book. But the fools just did not get it right? man you will love to see the look in our faces right? and I know the idea that god will not be listening to them anymore whatever they do,  that totally gives you one big Bottom hard on right now.

then you sit back as the fire starts again and the screaming starts,  the gnashing of teeth. It will be one endless heavenly feeling for you. Every time you are not clapping for Jesus you will closing your eyes and savoring the vision of those people who did not listen to your Jesus when they still could, oh the regret on their face, oh how they scream and you will be in a continuous endless state of ecstasy. I know Heaven is so wonderful right? What a perfect place to be in when most of the other ignorant, arrogant fools are burning and screaming. It is going to be so magical.

Damn, you are just literally burning with anticipation. Every day you pray for the Lord to take the house down now!! Now God Now I am ready for you. Oh Lord come from the heavens before 9 a.m. tomorrow, so that I don't have to go to work and look at all those sinners going against your word. burn them now,  Lord,  Now.

I bet you have a naughty black book where you keep a list of all those people who you think will go to hell. there is that annoying neighbor of yours, you can't wait to see their asses burn right ( picture roasting a whole goat on a stick,  in fact when alive!!! hahaah, you laugh) Then you hope to carry that book to your perfect heaven and use it to cross check when you get a chance to visit hell. How disappointed you will be if some of them will be in heaven with you.

What a perfect place called heaven, oh how perfect God is. Jehovah Jira and all those names. It is going to one hell of a roast-fest. damn.


If Christians think they are humble, let me tell them without any doubt,  No! All of you are conceited and bigoted.  Humble is only used to mask ignorance and lack of understanding of other people, cultures and believes.

Please watch the videos and look at the pictures below and just for a moment sit back and reflect. This is your God, right? he would do not just this but worse?





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When God "does" things on earth that we humans clearly see as unfair, Many Christians are quick to say, God works in Mysterious ways, that there is a meaning for everything, that they are lessons learnt etc, and that we cannot comprehend what God does and we should never question it.

That's all very well.

If God sends well deserving Christians to "hell" then I guess those Christians will say the same thing as they burn away with Satan.

How dare you question God for sending you to hell, he knows best what you deserve. How clever of God, don't you all agree.

Timothy 5:11-15 Never help a young widow (one under 60 years old). When they wax wanton against Christ, they'll get married, and be damned to hell for rejecting their faith. Besides, young widows are idle busybodies, wandering around from house to house saying things they shouldn't say. They should get married and have children (though they'll be damned to hell for it). Heck, some of them have already turned aside after Satan.

Peter 3:2-6 Wives are to use "chaste conversation, coupled with fear." They are not to braid their hair, wear gold, or put on any "apparel." They are to do these things in imitation of the "holy" women of the Old testament who were "in subjection to their won husbands: even as Sarah obeyed Abraham, calling him Lord."

Song of Solomon 6:8 There are threescore queens, and fourscore concubines, and virgins without number.
Song of Solomon 8:8-10 "We have a little sister, and she hath no breasts , [But] my breasts [are] like towers."
Song of Solomon 5:4 "My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him."

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spend money on the pastors gold watch that's better than getting a gown for yourself

typical christians habits

such boring songs. horrible

everyone believed the noah's ark story as in. Literal and True as can even be, until education happened.
Now people are talking about it being an allegory, hahaha. even Jesus is an allegory, the 12 disciples, mary, joseph, david, solomon, hahahahha
It is just a flawed myth. simple