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Religion / Re: Am A Very Religious 45 Year Old Women by gotizsata: 7:32pm On Nov 18, 2011
Religion / Re: The Descendant Of Apes by gotizsata: 7:28pm On Nov 18, 2011
there is a lot of i.ncest in the bible
Job, Noah, Adam and Eve etc
And not just humans , animals too.
God loves i.ncest
And not only that, he is also very particular about putting sperms inside your brother's wife this is where The God Will Strike You with lightening phrase originated from.
Religion / Re: Have You Praised Him Yet, Today? by gotizsata: 8:23pm On Nov 17, 2011
thank you lord for doing nothing
Religion / Re: Has Noah's Ark Been Discovered? by gotizsata: 8:21pm On Nov 17, 2011
Religion / Re: The Descendant Of Apes by gotizsata: 12:16am On Nov 17, 2011
Religion / Re: The Descendant Of Apes by gotizsata: 12:11am On Nov 17, 2011
this is how the brightest creationist reason

Religion / Re: The Descendant Of Apes by gotizsata: 12:06am On Nov 17, 2011
No not apes I.ncest
We are descendants of incest, God loves that.
He killed everyone just that noah can start i.ncest afresh.
God loves i.ncest, ask Job.
Religion / Re: Tb Joshua Prophesied About A Possible Carnage At Our Airport This Week by gotizsata: 12:02am On Nov 17, 2011
Tb Joshua Prophesied About A Possible mating of my cats
Religion / Re: Am A Very Religious 45 Year Old Women by gotizsata: 11:50pm On Nov 16, 2011
Religion / Re: Put Away Your Whoredoms by gotizsata: 11:46pm On Nov 16, 2011
Genesis 38:9-10
And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.
Religion / Re: Put Away Your Whoredoms by gotizsata: 11:42pm On Nov 16, 2011
Religion / Re: Has Noah's Ark Been Discovered? by gotizsata: 11:40pm On Nov 16, 2011
Religion / Re: Will I Be Making A Mistake By Becoming A Jehovah's Witness? by gotizsata: 11:33pm On Nov 16, 2011
trueseeker you evolved from I.ncest not apes read your bible God loves it
Religion / Re: Nudity In The House Of God, I Can’t Believe This by gotizsata: 11:31pm On Nov 16, 2011
Religion / Re: The Dawkins Delusion: A Response To The God Delusion by gotizsata: 11:27pm On Nov 16, 2011
the enigma deluded,  ha ha ha, god is satan
Religion / Re: The Dawkins Delusion: A Response To The God Delusion by gotizsata: 11:18pm On Nov 16, 2011
Religion / Re: The Dawkins Delusion: A Response To The God Delusion by gotizsata: 11:13pm On Nov 16, 2011
God is Satan

Religion / Re: Were Kangaroos On Noahs Ark? by gotizsata: 9:41pm On Nov 16, 2011
Religion / Re: Were Kangaroos On Noahs Ark? by gotizsata: 9:34pm On Nov 16, 2011
Religion / Re: Were Kangaroos On Noahs Ark? by gotizsata: 9:33pm On Nov 16, 2011
Religion / Re: Were Kangaroos On Noahs Ark? by gotizsata: 9:29pm On Nov 16, 2011
Religion / Re: Woman Dies After 21 Days Dry Fasting by gotizsata: 9:16pm On Nov 16, 2011
when you fasting fails your fellow christians turn against you and bad mouth you, typical
Religion / Re: The Dawkins Delusion: A Response To The God Delusion by gotizsata: 9:14pm On Nov 16, 2011
God Delusion is a masterpiece, if you can't understand it, ask for help

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Religion / Re: Have You Praised Him Yet, Today? by gotizsata: 9:12pm On Nov 16, 2011
thank you lord for not doing anything
Religion / Re: Have You Praised Him Yet, Today? by gotizsata: 2:56pm On Nov 13, 2011
thank you god for being invisible and male
Religion / Re: The Dawkins Delusion: A Response To The God Delusion by gotizsata: 2:55pm On Nov 13, 2011
to understand the God Delusion you must understand English.
Religion / Jesus Says Kill Scorpions by gotizsata: 2:47pm On Nov 13, 2011
18And He said to them, “I was watching Satan fall from heaven like lightning. 19“Behold, I have given you authority to tread on serpents and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy, and nothing will injure you. 20“Nevertheless do not rejoice in this, that the spirits are subject to you, but rejoice that your names are recorded in heaven.”
Religion / Re: The Descendant Of Apes by gotizsata: 2:45pm On Nov 13, 2011
Christians = The Descendants Of Mud and Magic
Religion / Re: I Am Tired Of Going To Church by gotizsata: 2:43pm On Nov 13, 2011
@nyabingi
hahahahahaahahhaha
how naive,
Religion / Re: Woman Dies After 21 Days Dry Fasting by gotizsata: 2:41pm On Nov 13, 2011
When you don't eat and die, you are stupid
When you don't eat and something "good" happens, it is a miracle
Religion / Re: Were Kangaroos On Noahs Ark? by gotizsata: 2:28pm On Nov 13, 2011
ha
Religion / Re: Were Kangaroos On Noahs Ark? by gotizsata: 2:28pm On Nov 13, 2011

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