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Pro2makx:
You don buy market be that. If you really love her, they buying gift to bribe her should not even strike your mind. You make it sound like you wanna appease some slut.
Best gift to give her right now is say the truth. Let her know you once had something to so with her but had trashed it since. And that recording wouldnt still be on your phone if you 2 were still docking. Its still there cos u gat a clear conscience.
Na that your fiance they para for the other thread? So she dey naira land. Be like say bae don burst you the second time o

jesus what thread make I go read am please. what explanation would I give. I don't stay in same town as her, she could think the worst if I admit that I have cheated. she will start wondering if there are other people. this was the only girl oh. she was even a nairalander

omega25red:
lies! how does your voicemail audio end up in your music playlist?

dont be ignorant. maybe a snap shot will show it. it's a BBm voice note. that was received while using a blackberry who doesn't partition things properly. cos all my BBm voicenotes are stored and still played under the music folder. don't annoy me Mr man

I have always prided myself on being good at what I do, yet I was sloppy. I am sitting at home waiting for my "fiance" to return if she still will remain my fiance though. I need to fashion out a lie oh.

today I had to o go drop her off and decided to play music from my phone using the Bluetooth , I totally forgot I had some voice recordings which one girl like that sent to me a long time ago. I have currently nothing doing with the girl currently, but I once did. anyway while music was playing to my horror, what I heard next was the personal voice note playing. the girl started by calling my native name (so there is no option of denying it's not mine). , she made reference to missing me and being Hot (which rules out any possibility of denying we ever had sex).

while it was playing, I was sweating outta my ass. despite the AC I started sweating, my eyes were watering I couldn't see the road properly.

boo sat there quietly and kept looking at me and then looked away. she refused to speak to me till I dropped her. now what will happen this evening I have no idea.

anyway this is past and I love that girl and she is the only one I wanna marry. she loves me too but with this I don't know how she will react. how do I bribe her oh Biko.

what gifts can be worth this bribe Abeg make UNA tell me so I go buy it before she returns.

if she didn't beat u, don't beat her, if she nags u, ignore her, if she disrespects you find a side chick who respects you, if she is a slob, hire a maid, if she is a LovePeddler, send her back and ask for ya dowry. if she is just being a typical annoying woman. learn to ignore and manage her by being a man.

don't beat her up, we already know u can do that, so why do it? don't you see the weakness in that act?

learn to be a man to a woman. whether for good or bad. humans should stop causing physical pains to fellow humans irrespective of gender.

dalass:
What of the maid

lol lesbianism

wintersnow:
The babe too fine ni

lol. anyway she pretty. send her pm na

all these online proposals sef, come Mr man. have you first met her father and mother and sought their consent. this is Africa. the consent of her parents is as important as her consent.

look at his dreads, this one will be rejected for being an "osu"

so enough of all these bullshit, she is already giving you the punnaa. why deceive her more with a cheap ass ring

these IPOB miscreants have succeeded in making the igbo and his biafran idealogy a laughing stock.

it's good sha.when they do a referendum they will be disgraced further. imbeciles. they think every igbo man is wretched and unachieving like many of them who are gala sellers.

Ndi igbo are hard working people, people who are too busy hustling to have time for politics talkless of online rantings and biafran propaganda.

the biafran initiative is dead and will be buried when these hawkers and street urchins called IPOB are disgraced.

the narrative is a perfect example of the idiots trying to build a country. maybe they expect Nigeria to pay them back the 44trillion.

Ndi nzuzu

nursennenny:
abeg oooooo take am easy. Lol

fine nurse, do u like cultists? don't like them, it's a menace that needs to be eradicated soonest. we have alot of normal looking murderers walking and working amongst us all.

clems88:
delta state ( non delta igbo) . in-house tradition plus little white wedding

well in truth I don't know the traditional of non delta igbo. but find out about it. in some parts 100k can settle traditional requirements, note that this doesn't mean traditional marriage. this if this is the case, then you try and manage the 300k for a small traditional/reception after you have done the wedding in the church

clems88:
thanks bro. But do you think 400k can do that?

which part bro. traditional? or everything? before we proceed where are u from

Jostico:
Wati you dey talk?

stick ur middle finger in ur anus, put it to ur nose, once ur satisfied sniffing it. read that post again and hopefully you will start comprehending.

if after repeated tries, there is no show, please scroll down and ignore the post. it's not for ur ilk

if they were cultists, then good riddance. else this is truly shameful in rivers state. no more sanctity of human life there.

death to all cultists whether caught or still roaming. it's a perverse lifestyle that should met with equal savagery

facing same quagmire. maybe you should face things in bits.

most important you must do is to satisfy her people's traditions. once you have done that, you can have a small wedding with close friends and family.

make sure u go all out in satisfying her traditional demands. it will help her people not to look down on u or mock you in secret.

I have seen small marriages where the couples are so affluent to afford the world today and many big ones whom the couples can't feed.

so do as I plan to do. but make sure that she is worth it all first. cheers

please bro don't forget to add the most important point.
ya real name ofcourse
"oga lienus"

he is rich,

my brother is rich

my friend is rich

our neighbor is rich

our church member is rich

that man is rich

nobody ever questions the fact that Mr rich man is always at home on Monday morning.

nobody ever questions the strange faces that keep hanging around this man.

rather if you bring it up, it must be, because you are poor and a simple hater.

there is always more that meets the eye always with sudden unexplainable affluence.

Wetin concern me.
#listeninh to Ed Sheeran "perfect"

ioreth69:
No b only car na motor

akagum is a sin oh

I am now tired, she is making my existence uncomfortable, I totally regret loving this girl, cos to kick her to the curb gives me heart ache. this girl is a model for stubbornness. she can never heed to advise, yet when the thing fails, she will still come to me weeping and asking for my help. why will you seek my help when you can't ever listen to my advise.

this girl borrowed and did mmm, I warned her severally to stop borrowing money and since all she made so far from the program she always reinvested it back, now last December the evil happened and she lost everything, for days she was holed up crying. I said my normal sorry and kept to myself, only for her to ask me that "so I have no intention to support her pay off her debt". I warned her seriously and she kept quiet and started being all moody for weeks while she struggled on her own to pay some of the money. guilty conscience kept disturbing me and I had to help pay off that debt.

fast forward to last month, she had a busines she wants to do, knowing the job situation for graduates, I have always supported her in advise and soft loans for any business initiative she feels she can hustle in. yet when she mentioned one particular one someone told her to get involved in, I sat her down and explained in details the demerits of such an endeavour since it required huge financial outlay. the prospect for the biz was good but since she wanted to borrow again to do it, I asked her to chill abit let me gather myself , I will loan her the money. she agreed

do you believe this silly girl went behind my back to borrow money and started the business. she now told me she has started it, I pretended not to listen and didn't want to ask how she got the cash (before I hear of one man who is just a friend). anyway my people that business has crashed again. monies lost, the crying and sulking cycle has started again.

I feel like sending her out of my house, cos she has been miserable and her debtors are calling. me I am broke now and even if I had, I doubt I will wanna give her.

why can't she ever do the right thing, why can't she ever listen to advice, why can't she keep her failures to herself when it fails rather than making my home a cemetery.

guess this is one of those reasons not to love someone yet till you are sure they are mentally sane.

pity

akpamuomenka:
This comment is not logically connected.

Try again.

that you didn't understand it doesn't mean it didn't connect. read it slowly again and if u need more info or explanation mention

Yyeske:
Allow those fools be biko, no time.
IPOB miscreants are already getting what they want and need..... depression and hate from other Nigerians

am telling you. if initially the igbos were on the floor politically currently with the activities of the IPOB, they are now in pits below refuse level and that's unfortunate. they assume threatening to secede will always cow others, now the north declared they should leave. many are panicking and hoping for a peaceful resolution. I feel ashamed to be igbo with what we have allowed these miscreants to do to the igbo image

muyibaba222:
I'm not a Biafran and I don't have/know of any blueprint. Majority of Biafran don't think of what the future holds, all they want is to stop anything that associate them with the Hausas. They have the right to whatever they want/believe.

majority of biafrans? who conducted such polls, many are disenchanted with buharis govt and that goes beyond tribe. but to say that a majority of biafrans according to you want biafra is a fallacy. conduct a poll and see the outcome. forget about the protests and sit at home. those are being expressed as they ought to

HarkymTheOracle:
OP, this is of no concern to you. Leave the IPOB alone..


BTW,i am yoruba but i want Biafra to be actualised.
Nigeria is a failed state.

really ? why aren't you championing oduduwa republic. why aren't you able to see that regional government and resource control solves that current quagmire

cartimor:
if Biafrans could survive before the coming of the whites then,how much more now. bother less on how they will survive,they are industrious and innovative;it could be hard at the early stage,but trust me,they would be better off separating from Nigeria because the future is bright and promising.

yet no south eastern state is a wonder? despite monies accruded from the federal government for 16years? being industrious doesn't make a country a success, but being able to create sound political systems. this very trait that a basic igbo man lacks. pluease

PastorAji:
thank you bro

see bro you have asked a question none of those ipobians can ever answer. they know they have nothing asides the sentimental urge to secede due to their inability to compete in Nigerian politics. thus they will abuse and curse you and come up with memes to hide their ignorance on matters of nation building.

I am igbo and I know my people, we are smart in many things but never politics. even the British knew this fact and loathed the igbos for that (igbo enwere eze is a normal slogan).


after the war, the igbos still succeeded despite a witch-hunt by the federal government because economics, trade and business is our strong point. we don't need help to suceed. but take a look at our behavior in politics, a calamitous failure that even the late dim odumegwu ojukwu became disenchanted by the lack of intuition the igbos demonstrated politically and shamefully lost.

politics is a game of interests, no permanent friend or foe. look at the behavior of the igbos since buhari came to power (despite its a regrettable event) and you will understand why they can never ever be good in politics. whether In Nigeria or in the no well thought out sentimental biafra(even ojukwu realised its a dead horse and never fought for it) because it long outlived it's uses

muyibaba222:
That shouldn't bother you OP. Biafrans should be the ones concerned with that.

if you know this blueprint as a biafran you are. thousands of biafrans do not know it. so kindly share

ekoonibaje4life:
One question for you brother; was the UK blueprint produced before or after the polls?

let me assume you are capable of of discourse unlike a typical IPOB. the blueprint was far far before the polls. the agigitators used their blueprint to garner interest of neutrals to the brexit agenda. so?

very racy write up with interesting twists. I love this. more grease bro. more grease

ZarZar:

thank God for ya life. be safe

hope this isn't zarzar, cos I like that lady. has she been online today? what's with African peeps and violence