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RomanceRe: Old Couple Melt Hearts With This Lovely Engagement Photo Of Theirs by Gourdoinc(m): 6:47am On Jun 26, 2017
Gloriagee:
N who says this isn't a second marriage for them. They may have divorced or been widowed before. It sure beats years of misery in a toxic marriage

[(quote author=Gourdoinc post=57834215]people who have white hair on their pubes. what exactly is the fuckerry. so when their mates were getting hitched what in hell were they doing.
you better marry early and don't wish yourself this old mockery. because all you have stated are unverfiable and possible instances to explain their madness while my reference to white pubes is a reality. unless you have a thing for men with weak erections.. then continue doing shakara for men at ur youth forgetting women expire
RomanceRe: Old Couple Melt Hearts With This Lovely Engagement Photo Of Theirs by Gourdoinc(m): 6:44am On Jun 26, 2017
Rozaytee:
okponu...marriage is not only about sex...get it!
mpama what is marriage all about then. since you know it and yet you are languishing at old age with singleness. why are the men finding you repulsive
RomanceRe: Old Couple Melt Hearts With This Lovely Engagement Photo Of Theirs by Gourdoinc(m): 6:15pm On Jun 25, 2017
people who have white hair on their pubes. what exactly is the fuckerry. so when their mates were getting hitched what in hell were they doing.
CrimeRe: Man Beaten To Death In Imo Over A Piece Of Land (Graphic Photos) by Gourdoinc(m): 5:59am On Jun 25, 2017
harbjar:
NO MATTER THE REASON, MOBBING A MAN TO DEATH USNT JUST THE ANSWER
it is the perfect answer for a land grabber. people must learn to know and accept that sometimes there would be serious consequences for their actions.
RomanceRe: Man & Married Lady Caught Having Sex Paraded Unclad & Made To Have Sex Publicly by Gourdoinc(m): 10:55am On Jun 24, 2017
Amarabae:
I am happy that I have a Tiger in the other room.
Cheating is a NO for me.
Sometimes when a married woman cheat, blame the husband.
Some married men are so poor in bed.
Though I am not justifying cheating.
so what are u now justifying, don't you people read what you post and relate it with the logic of common sense. tufia
CrimeRe: Man Beaten To Death In Imo Over A Piece Of Land (Graphic Photos) by Gourdoinc(m): 7:16am On Jun 24, 2017
the printer of that poster is a typical example of a biafran agitator. utter lack of education has been the fuel for their ill fated country. that being said, was the man a land grabber ? .this story is one sided and tries to paint him a victim. let's hear the full gist before we start wishing him anything.

there is alot of love in igbo land, it's the Fulani herdsmen that killed him. he was killed because of marginalization and the biafran war. Ndi onuku
RomanceRe: What Should I Do To This Girl?? by Gourdoinc(m): 7:11am On Jun 24, 2017
no woman respects a pusssy man. they love to be treated harshly and badly. you should never have tolerated the I fleunce of her r side boyfriend. never the less. have you seen the quality and quantity of big ass tall women walking aimlessly about? please go and look for another woman. never ever let one woman be the source of ur happiness or in this case sadness.

in summary, never stop playing the game bro. don't talk to her about nothing. just start following other women and stick with this one for as long as she allows u damage her punna from the idiot who marry her tomorrow
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girl Comes For Guys Who Engage In Anal Sex With Ladies.See Wht She Said by Gourdoinc(m): 6:58am On Jun 24, 2017
Kellibae:
U ended up saying balderdash!!.
Read the post again!.
chai olodo. Tufiakwa. u don't have sense to understand the fallacy in the post and still don't have the sense to realise the fallacy even when spelled out to you in black and white. do you see why you graduated with very poor grades despite alot of sorting. smh
RomanceRe: Who Else Has Done That Risky Unclad Trip From Bathroom To Bedroom? by Gourdoinc(m): 11:29pm On Jun 23, 2017
I remember a crazy incident when I was travelling to KADUNA at cn okoli park. I had a runny stomach and after using the loo felt it decent I shower since it was night bus. on inquiry about the location of the bathroom, I was shown a shanty in the centre of the bus park facing the road. due to my desire to be fresh incase I have a beautiful female seat mate, I decided to brave it and bath like dat.

I had finished and while applying soap to my face, I mistakenly leaned on the poorly constructed door, and it gave way. this is me tumbling outside stark naked to the view of everyone, as I tried my best to rush back inside, I slipped and fell flat and due to the slippery ground, slipped all the way to a ditch. infact those who didn't see me earlier had now been alerted by the laughter of others. as soap was in my eyes I couldn't see amidst the tears.

everyone at iddo motor park saw my jolonjolo Dat day.
PoliticsRe: "No Referendum, No 2019 Election In South-East" - Nnamdi Kanu by Gourdoinc(m): 8:43pm On Jun 23, 2017
best a refrerdum is organized amongst igbos. and if they agree to go form a landlocked biafran states. they should be allowed to do so. it's the right one for a man to commit suicide. the igbos have lost alot of relevance in Nigeria. and should be allowed to leave. either peacefully Or by force. igbos like me will try and leave this continent. at least I will contribute to biafra with some relief materials I can send to them in 5years
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girl Comes For Guys Who Engage In Anal Sex With Ladies.See Wht She Said by Gourdoinc(m): 3:15pm On Jun 23, 2017
Ziinno:
Lol. You have no idea.
hmmmmmmmm well guess the picture I am painting is really less than what you fantasize. maybe that's why I doubted. but if what I am thinking is what you fantasize. then that's Hawt. wanna hear more oh.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girl Comes For Guys Who Engage In Anal Sex With Ladies.See Wht She Said by Gourdoinc(m): 3:10pm On Jun 23, 2017
Ziinno:
For one who's fascinated with torture and sadism, I cannot begin to judge the sexual sexual preference of others.

If both party is open to going Anal, good for them. The body wants what the body wants.
I hope u can handle what u are fascinated by. just saying. cool opinion though
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girl Comes For Guys Who Engage In Anal Sex With Ladies.See Wht She Said by Gourdoinc(m): 3:06pm On Jun 23, 2017
sirpharrell:
It is easy for one to fantasize about something he or she has never experienced and I think that is why this anal sex thing is trending. This is my true personal experience with it and I hope someone will learn from it:

I once had a girlfriend who told me one day that she wants me to "disvirgin her anus". She kept on pestering me about it and when I asked her why she's so desperate about it, she said a particular friend of hers keep telling them stories of how more pleasurable and more enjoyable it is than the real thing. She said she wants to experience it too. We kept arguing about it for several weeks until I succumbed when she threatened she will get someone else to do it if I don't.

On the d-day, I brought out my condom as usual but she said I shouldn't use condom, that her friend said she does it without condom with her boyfriend and we wouldn't enjoy it with condom. I told her, I can not have normal sex without condom talk less of anal sex. I stood my ground and we proceeded with condom. After a long battle to gain penetration, we finally settled to the rhythm of in and out. I asked her if she was enjoying it and she said it was painful but okay. For me, there was nothing to enjoy and this accounted for why we were on it for over 30 minutes and I never "came". I started to get too tired and even imagined I was doing the real thing just to be able to "come" all to no avail.

Even she started getting tired and she asked for us to stop. At that moment, I heard a sound like one "polluting" and I withdrew my chief of staff. After I withdrew, I smelled something like faeces and when I looked closer, I noticed that the bed was stained with little drops of faeces and some were coming out of her anus. And she didn't notice. I thanked my stars that I didn't succumb to he initial demands of not using a condom. I quickly went to clean up and she spent the next 10 minutes cleaning up.

Afterwards I talked to her that God did not make the anus for sex and this is the result you get when you go against nature. She was so ashamed to even talk about it. After the horrible incident, I found it difficult to enjoy sex with her as my mind kept flashing back whenever she comes around and we didn't last for too long thereafter.

Young man/woman, I know you will hear stories about this anal sex thing and will be tempted to try it. Will that my former girlfriend tell anyone about her disgraceful experience? Instead, she will also say it is cool just to appear trendy. Do not be deceived by the fantasies. Guy, what you want to do is nothing other than insert your chief of staff into sh...
you are an olodo. guess ur God made ur mouth for sex, that you lick genitaliaas at will. rationalize that so I listen. small small boys roaming about the internet. if anal isn't for u, don't castigate Wat is beyond your understanding.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girl Comes For Guys Who Engage In Anal Sex With Ladies.See Wht She Said by Gourdoinc(m): 3:03pm On Jun 23, 2017
pocohantas:
She isn't entirely right.
That a straight guy loves a girl giving him a BJ, doesn't mean he would want another guy to do same to him.

It's not just about the sexual act, but the connection with the sexual partner...
hmmmmm, we use to fight before, but guess it's turning to a crush. Biko educate those idiots before I lose my temper. many will be running around online displaying why they graduated via sorting. how does a woman's ass equate the disgusting male ass. and she telling me I must be gay.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girl Comes For Guys Who Engage In Anal Sex With Ladies.See Wht She Said by Gourdoinc(m): 2:22pm On Jun 23, 2017
Benita27:
The subject here is "Anal sex". Thanks for the compliment anyway.

Bahddo I understand my second paragraph very well.
can you imagine the selective reasoning. so it's in Bible or any other holy book to go about licking people's Instruments. the so called anal sex is dependent on who is involved and not the act itself. because when we look at acts. then you are a lesbian. cos u have received sucking before and a girl could have done that to you as well. cmon people should learn to have good reasoning. many a girl find anal fun, many a girl find it painful and many a girl find it disgusting. so far it's based on people's preferences and there is no way it could be linked to one's sexuality. else I wonder at the brains in ur heads. oh ye MouthAction lovers
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girl Comes For Guys Who Engage In Anal Sex With Ladies.See Wht She Said by Gourdoinc(m): 2:18pm On Jun 23, 2017
Kellibae:
Why ar they atracking the gal na.. shr made a good point undecided
can't you all have some senses ? how did she make sense. so when you go about licking genitals it's a normal heterosexual behaviour Abi. don't gay's and lesbians do it ? IE receive and give? so once a man sucks ur punna, it implies u are a lesbian because lesbians do it and a girl could equally have sucked u. Haba why do alot of u keep coming online to show why you graduated with very poor grades
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girl Comes For Guys Who Engage In Anal Sex With Ladies.See Wht She Said by Gourdoinc(m): 2:13pm On Jun 23, 2017
Benita27:
She's 100% on point here, but again, it takes two to tango...I don't know the joy in fùcking an asshole when the Vagina is there to be used?, anal is anal irrespective of those involved.
always thought u had good reasoning, thanks for proving me wrong. guess gay's give mouth job, and women give mouth job. so far say Na mouth. he who receives mouth job from a woman can as well received it from a man. he is a gay. chai really stupid
CelebritiesRe: Vicky Zugah: Anal Sex, Is Great, I Enjoy It - Says Ghanaian Actress (Video) by Gourdoinc(m): 9:48am On Jun 23, 2017
Omotayor123:
hmmmm cool No side effecthuh
none whatsoever. fact
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CrimeRe: Thief Caught And Brutalized For Attempting To Steal A Laptop At ABU Zaria(photos by Gourdoinc(m): 8:40am On Jun 19, 2017
serves him right. gorge out his eyes, so he will no longer see evil
RomanceRe: Should I Tell Him About His Cheating Girlfriend??(confuse) by Gourdoinc(m): 5:43pm On Jun 18, 2017
datigbogirl:
Guy abeg help me out with becoming an Alpha male...I'm a real hopeless beta or even delta male...
at least change that monicker. since u are male. inugo
RomanceRe: Which Male Body Part Do You Find Sexiest? by Gourdoinc(m): 10:57am On Jun 18, 2017
maryjabeez:
Niiiippplllleeeesss cry
my kinda chick. hmmmmm I hope y'all are single oh. if not break up with whoever has been occupying valuable position
RomanceRe: Which Male Body Part Do You Find Sexiest? by Gourdoinc(m): 10:56am On Jun 18, 2017
Aderola15:
Chest and butt cheesy grin cheesy kiss kiss

Don't come close to me if your yansh is flat angry angry

And the chest, I can hug for Africa tongue tongue
what in heaven are u doing with a man's butt for God sake
CrimeRe: Kidnapper Evans: I Want To Die, l Can't Stand This Humiliation" by Gourdoinc(m): 10:47am On Jun 18, 2017
bia nwokem, did they inject you with a truth serum? why are u singing like a bird.

or are they inserting broomsticks in ur PREEK? seeing that you have colon cancer from years of taking big deeks in ur anus. anu mpama
RomanceRe: Should I Tell Him About His Cheating Girlfriend??(confuse) by Gourdoinc(m): 10:29am On Jun 17, 2017
pocohantas:
Sex doesn't mean anything to some girls though. She can give you and give to 3 others. Maybe it means a lot to you, some sort of collateral. One day you might get to realise it isn't all about sex.
my dear, sex means nothing. but the moment someone postures the no sex agenda it automatically implies that it means something. that girls give to a man and three others simply describes 90percent of all girls in the world. there is nothing any man can do about that unless he wants to be a eunuch. sex is about expression, it's a method of expressing feelings which in this case is sexual feelings. so why should I be denied that by a woman who claims to love me.

forget the religious angle, the sex is enjoyed by both parties and not something that is given or taken as the case maybe. mind you that every man on earth gets tired of sex with a woman irrespective of how beautiful she might be. thus relationship and love hoes beyond sex. but it's part and parcel of the process.

now for a woman to treacherously force a man into a sexless relationship and yet go behind and have same sex with other man, is not the fault of the woman but the man who condoned such rubbish by agreeing to such.

if we won't have sex, then go to that other man whom u will feel sexual for and don't waste my bloody time. that's my golden rule
RomanceRe: Should I Tell Him About His Cheating Girlfriend??(confuse) by Gourdoinc(m): 10:08am On Jun 17, 2017
pocohantas:
You don't consider a woman serious without sex involved? That's serious. A girl can have sex with you and not love you or be committed to you. Except having sex with every girl you date is your own way of getting a pound of flesh.
my dear I can never ever consider a woman as anything to me without sex being involved. at least even if she isn't loyal despite the sex, I wasn't belittled and fooled by her disloyalty. if a woman sleeps with me and cheated on another man. it's not too painful as compared to she doesn't do it with me and she did it with another man. if I sleep with a woman, there can never ever be anything new another man will do to her holes which I haven't done. so what's the biggie.

but imagine her telling me tales by moonlight and I stupidly agreed to her sexless agenda, only to realise one man who is more stupid looking than I is doing the Do? many many men who have ever followed that route have come to learn the hard way what men like me love to do.

we like to sleep with people's girlfriends. especially girls in sexless relationships with the men. nothing is sweeter
RomanceRe: Should I Tell Him About His Cheating Girlfriend??(confuse) by Gourdoinc(m): 10:00am On Jun 17, 2017
pocohantas:
Mind which business? Please tell the guy.
Why would she be so covetous and deceitful?


Does sex stop her from cheating? So sex is now a sign of commitment?
she doesn't buy you gifts asides cheap singlets and boxers, she doesn't have sex with you, she doesn't offer u anything asides her response when she agreed to date you. please what has she put into the sexless relationship. money e no bring, punna e no bring, and very very likely as facts have always shown. she distributing same sex to other men like me who will never ever consider a woman serious without sex involved.

that makes him a beta male who deserves all the suffering women put him through. he ain't a man
RomanceRe: Should I Tell Him About His Cheating Girlfriend??(confuse) by Gourdoinc(m): 9:54am On Jun 17, 2017
don't bother telling the guy he deserves it. when we keep advising men to become real men and stop being pussies for women they will tell u it's love. how dare u accept to date a woman without sex.
then in what ways asides via words of mouth has she showed commitment.

stupid beta males everywhere
CrimeRe: 2 Ladies Caught in South Africa With Stolen Meat Stacked on Their Body by Gourdoinc(m): 6:46am On Jun 17, 2017
typical Nigerians. we always feel we the sharpest tool in the box. we need to have mixed race kids to dilute the criminality in a Nigerian's blood
RomanceRe: I Was Caught Red Handed Cheating....... Chai by Gourdoinc(op): 2:26pm On Jun 16, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
GET HER MORE RINGS sha cool

Bigger rocks like tumor on her finger wink
hmmmmmm, well I don't think such will sway or awe her incase she intends to break up with me tonight.
RomanceRe: I Was Caught Red Handed Cheating....... Chai by Gourdoinc(op): 2:18pm On Jun 16, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
grin

PUT THE RING ON IT grin
have done that since Na. this is something that's happened a long time ago which is coming out to bite me.
RomanceRe: I Was Caught Red Handed Cheating....... Chai by Gourdoinc(op): 2:17pm On Jun 16, 2017
thonyrule:
Bribe her?? You should talk, plead as much as you can,make her know you'll never cheat again and be serious about it.
Give her a nice treat after and then take to the first advice above.


Be responsible too bros grin
i have changed oh. it's something I should have deleted. had stayed on my phone for over a year

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