₦airaland Forum

cramjones: While I celebrate the recent victories of our military, and the territorial gains they have made with their fight against the haramites, I will not accept the churning half truths of our military that exaggerates their gains, hereby makin president Jonathan look a bit less clueless. We have on reliable intelligence that the evil blood sucking Haramite, Abubakar Shekau is indeed alive. He will be putting up one of those his shameless videos in the coming days according to our intelligence sources.

I therefore urge our military not to be distracted by unverified news. They must keep up the fight, kill the islamic jihadists, and send them to their virgins. Shekau must be killed and Nigeria must be great again.

Despite the up and downs, i still commend our gallant armed forces, and pray that God protect them and their families while the haramites and those who support them such as ali modu sherrif and his friends are sent to paradise to feast their hiv infested virgins!

CramJones

prettythicksme: I know swirry I mean that what the guy mean I am not saying you to bleep me.get me okay

autofreak2020: Just as fake Osama bin Laden was killed by American special force.
Bin Laden died of kidney complications long time ago.

chinazaekperem2: as in eh! Mods wan kill me.

prettythicksme: I think the dude is talking about a stubborn guy who to bleep someone else wife

chinazaekperem2: he can't deny it, he's a cultist, but that's not the issue. Let's face the topic, BTW how are you?

chinazaekperem2: Can't really remember, but I hate the fact that some people join cult because women, orlandoowoh actually joined cult cos of that.

Baddestguyp: national anthem ke?

AfricanApple: I know very well that if u had a job and d job is at stake over that money, u wouldn't even know if she is beautiful

oneda: O

There waz this chick I used to have a crush on sometime in 1995....she was my neighbor back then but I was ever so shy to approach her. We however had this housemaid thay was so close to her..as in girl to girl friendship na. That waz how our housemaid became a third party in my quest to get this girl. I gave my housemaid money every day to help me give the babe not knowing that she wasn't delivering my messages. She kept the money to herself every blessed day only to come back and lie to me that she had given her. When I found out about the actions of this my housemaid, I felt like eating her alive. Calculating the total amount of money I wasted, it was up to a thousand and two hundred naira..it was lil big then..."Enough is enough" I said to myself and that was how I summoned courage to approach this chick myself. I rehaersed every single word I was to say all through the night and the sun lit up to wake me into day light.. Took my bath wore my best suit cloth and headed straight to her house. I approached her and immediately, I became dumb founded. I forgot all my rehearsal and I ended up doing the most stûpid thing I've ever done in the course of wooing a girl. I told her I had a song to sing for her. I didn't even know what to sing but the national anthem rushed into my head. I sang the national anthem to her and surprisingly, she loved every single bit of it. There was no insults from her even though I was personally embarrassed. We became best friends and later evolved into lovers. Though the relationship didn't even last for long, living sweet memories of kemi still lurk around.

MrCork: ..brother..no body ask u for history lesson....all we wanted waz a simple yes or know?....is this how u behave, in schkool orp donu always ansa question wit question? (no offese)

Unibenstudent: while you are heads of snubs department

Baddo101: so u wan Bleep her? and u dont know if d person nxt to u is her hubby ?.. "Do unto others wat u wud want dem do to u"...."an advice for a stuborn fly".......Lol

Baddo101: arnt u seeing a ring on her finger?..

dechandel: She is not even that pretty to attract guys that much

Ibnsultan: Corruption is killing Nigeria. Pls save her mr president

NgeneUkwenu: This is a serious matter, let's not go tribal! I am Igbo but I don't support criminality as exemplified by jonadafft and ihejirika!

Agybabe: Welcome!

Know that his is a forum and not a meet-up zone!

Enjoy!

AfricanApple: its most difficult for d guys and more easier for d girls. simple

bishopoliver: Igbo Kwenu !!!

prettythicksme: inbox you ko outbox you niii

prettythicksme: why will you wish me to die?**angry with you now

prettythicksme: oya let start me too dey for you today :Doya let start me too dey for you today

prettythicksme: shey na pussy the op dey talk about nii woman wrapper number 1

callmespices: Pishure

looking4job: Is this for real or sarcasm? Can you provide more details concerning the campaign team? Any website? Thanks

amokeme: I can say like 40% of the students attend winners(so a lot of members can actually afford the fees)