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PatKing:
Although YOU may find it funny and harmless, to others it isn’t. As someone who has lost more than one baby and has dealt with secondary infertility, pregnancy jokes are hurtful. There are so many other jokes you can play on someone that are actually funny. If you plan to joke about pregnancy this April fools, feel free to HATE me, and I don’t wish to have such distasteful people on my side, but also stop and consider the people you may be hurting while doing it, the people who struggle month after month and feel defeated when every test says “Not Pregnant”, the women who take countless types of fertility drugs hoping this one is the one that works, the women who just lost a baby they couldn’t wait to hold... we are out there and our feelings are real.

kisses mam. can't say more... happy Esthr to u and family. how is the journey

rvpbae:
Alleluia somebody.

BA! BA!! BA!!!

My prince is finally here. I see something shaaaaaaa!

I don't know details now, all i know baby is here. Will come back with more info. Baby and mama dey strong.

Cc all April mom. Patking

congrat mam..may God bless and keep our baby

PatKing:
Team April 2018!
7 DAYS TO GO!!
ANNOUNCING THE ARRIVAL OF LITTLE PRINCE rvpbae!!!

"With God on our side, we are overcomers"!

PORTERS CLUB!!!!
Yes oh...
Babies will come fully READY, 37weeker are full term Mommas, this may be you!!!
It will end in praise.

1. Lilliesbud12 ...XX 19/03/2018✅
2. rvpbae  ...........XY 24/03/2018 ✅
3.
4.

GROUP A
Bags must be pack by March 15th, Lilliesbud12 ported on 19/03/18
rvpbae ported 24/03/18

1. Amy43 ............EDD 01/04/18(XX)
2. Wealthyone ...EDD 05/04/18(??)
3. Tutulicious .....EDD 07/04/18(??)
4. Euphorbia .......EDD 08/04/18(XY)
5. Bibeetee .........EDD 12/04/18(XY)
6. Splendor1 .......EDD 12/04/18(??)
7. Whyterose ......EDD 12/04/18(??)
8. Graciamore .....EDD 14/04/18(??)
Graciamore, your BirthBuddy rvpbae has ported, now you are on solo journey. No worry... Baby will come when ready.


GROUP B
Please Mommas, bags must be ready March 25th.
09. Toyeem ...........EDD 15/04/18(??)
10. mrstheo ........EDD 17/04/18(XX)
11. Mumplenty ...EDD 18/04/18(??)
12. Imagemate ..EDD 18-19/04/18(XY)
13. PatKing .........EDD 19/04/18(XX)
14. DidiPearls .....EDD 19/04/18(??)
15. sallygal  .........EDD 19/04/18(XX)
16. Wifeysist .......EDD 20/04/18(??)
17. omonifamily .EDD 21/04/18(XX)
18. Sysengr .........EDD 23/04/18(XX)
19. Crystalzoe ....EDD 23/04/18(XX)

GROUP C
We will be ready with our bags same as Group B... no worry.... it will all happen in April...

20. PrincessKF ....EDD 25/04/18(XY)
21. Hafsat24 .......EDD 27/04/18(??)
22. Prettymaxy ...EDD 27/04/18(??)
23. MumIbeji .......EDD 28/04/18(XX)
24. Debbiemma .. EDD 29/04/18(??)



#TeamNoLoss
#Team Mother Alive, Baby Alive, Father Alive with plenty money

thanks mam pathKing all this different scanning date cef.. am tired.. waiting for Gods time.tanks for checking on us.

But then even if there doing nothing... how on earth will ur wife share her matrimonial bed with her brother.. even if is her blood real Broder... kiaaa noo.is very wrong nw. but I tell you there explanation does not follow at all... they have blood and water flowing in there vains Joe. how can an adult be on the same bed holding themselves and you expect nothing of such.

hmmm God have mercy on us..the heart of men is desperately wicked indeed... am just imagining my self on this woman shoes.... kiaa.. please if God has blessed u as a human help people like this especially those who need genuine help... my house rent of 130k expire since last week and immediately i read this the first thing that came to my mind was my 2 years old son... "what if someone did this to my son'/kiaaa God forbid

Op...If all you said were true then I really feel for you. seriously. but then you and your wife are still very young couples and have allowed to many third parties to your marriage. but then I believe your sister InlaW have relegated you to the background because of your financial setbacks and the loan from her...For the sake of your child, seat your wife down and talk to her. us about you two and not about in-laws.. above all back it up with prayers...May Gid bless your home.

Googledrive12:
all those who responded to my teaching job information. ... i will add you all in a whatapp group and send all the info I have on the job, after which I will dissolve the group ... please that's the much I can do and also note that I don't own a school, these are just job contact from some credible people I know ... and I know once you meet the employers recuirement you will have the job , i have no say on pay or any other negotiations. . You just do your thing . i am just trying to help Thats all.

please can u add me on the WhatsApp group. 08068626682

gratefulheart please can u help me too?

congrat may the God that ansa u ansa us all to.

PatKing:
My dear,
We are on the same page...
My first baby just moves, I am experiencing kicks for the first time, difference is that mine kicks toward my chest... if am sitted, its so obvious from my Clothings. The weight is on my bladder, and my walk style is the penguin way, and the hickups is on the bladder too, as well my pains... Doctor was not bothered, so I relaxed.
Am just 34weeks, I have same concern as you if she will come super early due to over activity .
My prayers is for our Babies to make it minimal 37weeks. Just get your bags packed.
It is well.

thanks dear... I asked my neighbour who just put to bed and she said she had the same expirence. intact my first baby was not like this... may be becos I do so much domestic work this tym... God in his infinite Mercy will see us all through

queensnow:
Yes u might.. guess ur baby has engage u can go for scan to be sure congratulations

thanks mam

Good morning momies I have a question please... am 35w4days today.. I don't know if its OK to be feeling the baby kicking very close to my v...g sometimes I feel the baby so close down there.. my first baby was not so. does that mean I will give birth before due date?? mam parking please help..the way the baby kick with force as if he/she is tired there and want to come down now now...am just around 36 weeks.

PatKing:
Team April 2018 ROLLCALL!
4 Or 2 WEEKS TO GO!!

This will be our last "complete" roll call, thanks to PORTERS CLUB.
 
Hope our bags are getting packed already?
May God provide for each and every one of us. Amen

"With God on our side, we are overcomers"!

HAPPY NEW MONTH TO US ALL.
Easy peasy delivery to us all.

PORTERS CLUB!!!!
Yes oh...
Babies will come fully termed!!!
One of the Mommas in my wte Facebook group was induced last night, waiting to meet her April Baby already...
We are together in this, we got this, we pray the earliest should be 37weeks though, trust your medical team once an advice comes through, it will end in praise.

Who is opening the floor early for us?
1.
2.
3.
4.

GROUP A
(Bags must be pack by March 15th)

1. Amy43.............EDD 01/04/18(XX)
2. Lilliesbud12...EDD 3-5/04/18(XX)
3. Wealthyone ...EDD 05/04/18(??)
4. Tutulicious......EDD 07/04/18(??)
5. Euphorbia........EDD 08/04/18(XY)
6. Bibeetee..........EDD 12/04/18(XY)
7. Splendor1........EDD 12/04/18(??)
8. Whyterose.......EDD 12/04/18(??)
9. Graciamore......EDD 14/04/18(??)
10. rvpbae..............EDD 14/04/18(XY)

GROUP B
Please Mommas, bags must be ready March 25th.
11. Toyeem.............EDD 15/04/18(??)
12. Mumplenty....EDD 18/04/18(??)
13. Imagemate...EDD 18-19/04/18(XY)
14. PatKing..........EDD 19/04/18(XX)
15. DidiPearls......EDD 19/04/18(??)
16. Wifeysist........EDD 20/04/18(??)
17. omonifamily..EDD 21/04/18(XX)
18. sallygal ..........EDD 21/04/18(XX)
19. Sysengr..........EDD 23/04/18(XX)
20. Crystalzoe......EDD 23/04/18(XX)

GROUP C
We will be ready with our bags same as Group B... no worry.... it will all happen in April...

21. PrincessKF.....EDD 25/04/18(XY)
22. Hafsat24........EDD 27/04/18(??)
23. Prettymaxy....EDD 27/04/18(??)
24. MumIbeji........EDD 28/04/18(XX)
25. Debbiemma... EDD 29/04/18(??)



#TeamNoLoss
#Team Mother Alive, Baby Alive, Father Alive with plenty money

present mam...may God grant us all save delivery

faithugo64:
Rest in peace
One thing is certain One day , we all shall die You see the way people gathered to look at his remains? One day, people shall gather to look at our remains When? You don't know How death will come? You can't tell
Amend your ways... Live right Do good Shun evil

you are right sir. may God help us all

Am interested please based in lokoja

PatKing:
Team April 2018 UPDATED LIST!
HAPPILY WELCOMING Debbiemma once again.

May God provide for each and every one of us. Amen

"With God on our side, we are overcomers"!

GROUP A
(Bags must be pack by March 15th)

1. Amy43.............EDD 01/04/18(XX)
2. Lilliesbud12...EDD 3-5/04/18(XX)
3. Wealthyone ...EDD 05/04/18(??)
4. Tutulicious......EDD 07/04/18(??)
5. Euphorbia........EDD 08/04/18(XY)
6. Bibeetee..........EDD 12/04/18(XY)
7. Splendor1........EDD 12/04/18(??)
8. Whyterose.......EDD 12/04/18(??)
9. Graciamore......EDD 14/04/18(??)
10. rvpbae..............EDD 14/04/18(XY)

GROUP B
Please Mommas, bags must be ready March 25th.
11. Toyeem.............EDD 15/04/18(??)
12. Mumplenty....EDD 18/04/18(??)
13. Imagemate...EDD 18-19/04/18(XY)
14. PatKing..........EDD 19/04/18(XX)
15. DidiPearls......EDD 19/04/18(??)
16. Wifeysist........EDD 20/04/18(??)
17. omonifamily..EDD 21/04/18(XX)
18. sallygal ..........EDD 21/04/18(XX)
19. Sysengr..........EDD 23/04/18(XX)
20. Crystalzoe......EDD 23/04/18(XX)

GROUP C
We will be ready with our bags same as Group B... no worry.... it will all happen in April...

21. PrincessKF.....EDD 25/04/18(XY)
22. Hafsat24........EDD 27/04/18(??)
23. Prettymaxy....EDD 27/04/18(??)
24. MumIbeji........EDD 28/04/18(XX)
25. Debbiemma... EDD 29/04/18(??)



#TeamNoLoss
#Team Mother Alive, Baby Alive, Father Alive with plenty money

Tnks for checking on us mam. may God grant us all save delivery... please would love to know...is it OK for due date to change ...cause the last scane I did now has a different due date. my first was not so. thanks

PatKing:
Team April 2018 UPDATE!
6 WEEKS TO GO!!
Welcoming rvpbae, and wealthyone to our team.

Am supper happy we are all together, growing and baking well.

Hope our bags are getting packed already?
May God provide for each and every one of us. Amen

 "With God on our side, we are overcomers"!

GROUP A
(Bags must be pack by March. 15th)

1. Amy43.............EDD 01/04/18(XX)
2. Lilliesbud12...EDD 3-5/04/18(XX)
3. Wealthyone ...EDD 05/04/18(??)
4. Tutulicious......EDD 07/04/18(??)
5. Euphorbia........EDD 08/04/18(XY)
6. Bibeetee..........EDD 12/04/18(XY)
7. Splendor1........EDD 12/04/18(??)
8. Whyterose.......EDD 12/04/18(??)
9. Graciamore......EDD 14/04/18(??)
10. rvpbae..............EDD 14/04/18(XY)

GROUP B
Please Mommas, bags must be ready March 25th...
11. Toyeem.............EDD 15/04/18(??)
12. Mumplenty....EDD 18/04/18(??)
13. Imagemate...EDD 18-19/04/18(XY)
14. PatKing..........EDD 19/04/18(XX)
15. DidiPearls......EDD 19/04/18(??)
16. Wifeysist........EDD 20/04/18(??)
17. omonifamily..EDD 21/04/18(XX)
18. sallygal ..........EDD 21/04/18(XX)
19. Sysengr..........EDD 23/04/18(XX)
20. Crystalzoe......EDD 23/04/18(XX)

GROUP C
We will be ready with our bags same as Group B... no worry.... it will all happen in April...

21. PrincessKF.....EDD 25/04/18(XY)
22. Hafsat24........EDD 27/04/18(??)
23. Prettymaxy....EDD 27/04/18(??)
24. MumIbeji........EDD 28/04/18(XX)



#TeamNoLoss
#Team Mother Alive, Baby Alive, Father Alive with plenty money

thanks for your concern ma... am fyn ma.. how is the journey so far? may God see us all through

Haapy birthday to you sir...more grace and favour

please someone should help confirm this....

He is a miracle working God..this is good

ghiloman28:
OK .. 4 POSITION 500 APPLICANT LORD IS GOOD..

lol....funny ohh, it is well

udemejack:
even you sef know the answer...
Stop disturbing us this early morning abeg

that's harsh nww. u should be happy for him at least or read pass..

I celebrate with you my brother...may God that favour u do same for us....I

terrificjoe:
pls o is kogi still collecting

yes

please mine is degree
which position am I to apply for...and which address should I use... thanks...please waiting for ur reply..someone should ansa please

Ecee0147 please mine is degree
which position am I to apply for...and which address should I use... thanks...please waiting for ur reply

Please some one should help me before is too late.... I need help on the format on how to write the letter, how to address it...am using degree result... please help before is too late for me.... please .

Ambassador0:
Hello and good morning everyone, hope everyone has submitted his/her applications because today is the closing date for submission, thank you and good luck to everyone

please can I contact you ..I want to ask important question. I have not submitted

juliebrown:
Waiting patiently 4 my kogi folks

my Broder abi na sister... help. have you been able submit? am in LOKOJA... please were are you relpy please