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Kaycee7:
This is y'all's last year for throwing shade. Enjoy the fück out of it

What do you mean by "y'all's'? Marvel fans?

Is it because Deadpool v Wolverine made over a billion?

We will see if DC can make a comeback

Kaycee7:
They're 50-50 on success with their projects this year, so I don't see why we can't be optimistic. It's basically a coin flip

50/50 odds of making profit is sad for DC.

So they couldn't make a billion dollar profit movie I'm 2024?

What is now the IP for?

whitelotus:
No problem.

My issue now is raising awareness. I quoted all the mods and the owner of the site but nothing was done. They didnt take down the bat cave thread from the front page.

Ishilove who has some access to the mods, ignored this thread at first. Only to come and derail when she found you bumping this thread.

Nairaland and Nigerians can be frustrating at times.

SMH.

Kaycee7:
Name the DC projects from the past one year

Joker folie et deux

NaijaMemes:
DC flopping is going well this year.

Here are some DC trash
1. DC Tomorrowverse- JL Crisis on infinite earths 1
2. DC Tomorrowverse- JL Crisis on infinite earths 2
3. DC Tomorrowverse- JL Crisis on infinite earths 3


Suicide Squad Isekai is another flop. There are hundreds of better Isekai anime from Japan. Suicide Squad Isekai has great animation but it is just average in plot and other things.

My adventures with Superman- is just for kids and light hearted.


Let me see if batman caped crusader is good. Batman normally saves DC's azz.

Shalaye masters can keep hyping DC but DC will always fail them.

abduleez1:
DC is so fvvking back!!!

I've been hearing about this project for about a month or so but seeing it actually coming to fruition just makes me overly excited especially with the possibility of Daniel Craig as the star SGT ROCK!
Luca Guadagnino directing? Now that's another star power director James continues to add to this new universe. I'm freaking out. 😱

The potential of this movie is so fvvking huge especially when I watched HBO's Band of Brothers. Now you're thinking how this ties into that.... because Sgt Rock and his buddies are actually mirrored after the real life exploits and events of the Easy Company of US Army Paratroopers who partook in WWII in the Europeean theatre.
If it's anything close to HBO's show, bruh we cooking real time.

Why am I more excited is the connecting tissue it has with other projects. I feel there's a connection of this film with upcoming CREATURE COMMANDOS cos G.I Robot was actually a member of Easy Company, so there might be some tie-ins in the show to this movie.
James Gunn said CC was the s@ddest thing he's ever written. So all these makes CC being a must watch for what's to come in the DCU.

James Gunn, pls continue the good work you've been doing this far.

Bro, I swear to God, I am not beefing you......but you have been typing DC for the past one year and they have mostly dropped flops.

Why do you keep doing this to yourself? Or maybe you enjoy being disappointed like how Joker 2 messed up?

Mc Oluomo, like many other Nigerian politicians, are afraid to leave power

Kaycee7:
Official poster for the China vs Japan football match yesterday

If that poster is foreshadowing, then Japan will lose.

Saiyans are based on Son Wukong.

vedaxcool:
Obliar agitators, agitating the obi-china way

Always with the political venom.

GracieX3:
Empiree, see your life?

Fucxing girls who just reached puberty. *spits*

Baba Ijesha brother.

indeed. cc vedaxcool/stalwert

legalize it!

Legalise it!

ShaqFu:
guy Sharrap dia joor. Glorified poverty beaten church rat like you. Finesse kor, fitness nii. Internet twat_ trying to form posh. Useless good for nothing street urchin.

Prove it or forever hold your peace and be the Google smart nitwit I've longed painted you to be. Empty headed asswipe.

Lol.

I have nothing to prove to you. You are just a loser on the internet.

ShaqFu:
Sharrap dia. Proof it or forever be the internet _twat you really are.

My words alone should tell you.

The finesse in my diction should tell you a lot about myself.

But you are too inferior to realise that. Real recognises real.

ShaqFu:
epitome of the opposite my ass. Self deceit is allowed, so I understand you and your stupid ways of doing things.

Seriously though, one would have thought after all the pummeling I've given your stupid self over the years, you'd have learnt to shut tha fvck up and masturbate yourself to death, but nope, I guess that's why you're a very stupid and foolish boy, because, you never learn.

Imagine you talking about level? You broke ass mofo with peanuts for brains. All stupid idiots like you know how to do is make noise on the internet, but when asked to back it up, you'll still continue to make noise because you're just a stupid ass Internet noise maker.

So lemme humour you, since you said we are not on the same level, kindly show me proof you who've helped here financially. Let's see if you're not the internet Arrow you so like being called.

Over to you, dumbo!.

Lmao. Abeg, I don't have your time this Monday morning.

Money never sleeps.

ShaqFu:
I don't need to ask if you have experience in stupidity, you've always shown you drown in it.

Now get lost before teach you a lesson again, broke ass mofo.

Broke ass? Really? Of all people to call broke ass, you call the one person who is the epitome of the opposite.

Please, guy, we are not on the same level. Everything about you reeks of inferiority- from your username that is gotten from a useless video game to your being a servile dog to ishitlove.

Move along, cretin

ShaqFu:
You've said it all, though it's nice to give him a b1tch slap every once in a while.

Sir, have you any experience in pantie washing? You seem to be a natural

Ishilove:
This asshole just can't get my moniker out of his plague addled fingers.

Some things just can never change.


#back to ignore mode

Are you admitting that you excrete love?

Because I am talking about I-shit-love not ishilove.

MejiLoyon:
Mind your speech. Mind your words. You don't want to be unfortunate. Take serious heed to this advice. Very serious heed. The next post about you will be an exposé

Oshey exposè! Investigative reporter baddest!

Werey wey wear disguise

DandeNumeruno:
Logicboy is a weird one.

A smart one, actually.

Hiding behind a female moniker to fool ishitlove and moderators. Trolling and hiding in plain sight. Genius!!!

ShaqFu:
using a female moniker. If we call you a shemale_ hope we won't be far from the truth?

You will be far from the truth.

The real truth is that nairaland moderators are perverted losers.

They are partial towards towards female monikers. That is why abusive trolls like ishitlove was escaping bans while innocent guys get banned.

I had to play the game to escape bans and tame the shrew called ishitlove.

ShaqFu:
Logic007 aka JeromeBlack aka Logicboy is this you?

Its me the bad guy

Moneyboyz:
Oh okay.
Please explain what you expect from a zombie movie! Some supernatural or walking dead shit?
It's just like telling us you expect something else from a superhero movie other than the usual hero villain stuff.
Superman and Louis, Jupiters legacy and co tried something different (family) Una still complain.

Tell us what you expect from a modern day zombie movie Mr director.

This is the problem with Nigerian education. Philosophy is not taught in secondary schools. People lack understanding of film tropes, literary devices and criticism.

Nowadays, movie audiences (western educated) are smarter and are aware of cliches and repetitions. One has to either create something new or subvert expectations.

For instance, the dark Knight brought out a new type of villain- the joker: a villain who couldn't be reasoned with, charismatic and crazy. A homicidal maniac who enjoyed toying comically with victims. Not only that, it was the only movie at that time that grounded superhero movies in a gritty reality- no superpowers. The dark Knight brought something new to superhero genre.

Then, we have the boys, who subverted the idea of good superheroes. The powerful superheroes are all corrupt. It showed that those with powers will abuse it and wouldn't be good like superman. It was bloody and gritty.

Then, we have subversion in Invincible. Invincible subverted the superhero genre by making it bloody and making a twist where a central character who was regarded as good to be a monstrous beast who saw humans as pets. Not only that, it showed the strugglea and reality of superheroes.


You see, nowadays, for modern audiences to really appreciate your movie, you need something fresh or subversive.


Now, Army of the dead refused to do anything new. They just gave the zombies extra intelligence, which is not really a new thing. See land of the dead.

What Army of the dead could have done is to pit 3 teams of military personnel against each other in a zombie infested Las Vegas to compete for the money while the intelligent zombies pick them off.

Also, Army of the dead could have made the movie more tactical. There should have been different ways of killing the zombies. The smart zombies could have a weakness because of their higher intelligence. Maybe they could only hunt at night which would make the stakes higher and force the team to hold out till morning- seige style.

2dice01:
Alright Mrs i have watch a lot of zombie movies

Mention your top 20 zombie movies and let's see if no cliche in any of them listed

Am waiting ma'am

Jeromeblack.

I am Jeromeblack

2dice01:
Can you and all the other criticizing this movie mention your top 20 zombie movies of all time

The problem with most people is you expect so much from a particular individual/people forgetting they are Humans as you
And you hate people for no Godamn reason

I was watching Martel Cypher 1 (ft M.i *A.Q* Loose Kaynon & Blaqbonez) reaction on YouTube
Immediately M.i started rapping one of the guys (4 non Nigeria Guys)told the others that M.i is the MainGuy
Just see how everyone were so serious expect him to go "kanye" on everyline
At the end they rated him lowest
Typical Human style

Personally I don't fancy Ironman and Batman but you won't see me say crap about them

Well even if you die for people
Them go still say You no die well

Spoken out of ignorance. If you read my comment on this movie, you would understand the mindset of a ZOMBIE MOVIE AFICIONADO.

I watch a lot of zombie movies and I can guarantee you that army of the dead is a formulaic and cliched movie.

The good side of the movie is that it has some.good actors and the action is okay.

GracieX3:
SPOILER ALERT!! SPOILERS AHEAD FOR ARMY OF THE DEAD.

You are a specialist in trash. You can hype garbage.

Army of the dead was just action.

There are so many better zombie movies.

This movie is a rinse and repeat of Zack Snyder's remake of Dawn of the dead, albeit with a few differences.

A team goes to a location, location gets overrun with zombies, survivors escape with helicopter....then reveal at the end that the zombie nightmare is not over.

The only thing this movie adds is zombies with some intelligence (2 other zombie movies already tried this).

Army of the dead is cliche after cliche

1. INFESTED CITY TO BE NUKED ON A COUNTDOWN WHICH PUTS PRESSURE ON PROTAGONISTS- CHECK RESIDENT EVIL

2. ESCAPE ZOMBIES ON HELICOPTER- CHECK DAWN OF THE DEAD AND REAIDENT EVIL

3. TWO SURVIVORS OR AT LEAST 80% OF GOOD GUYS DIE. CHECK DAWN OF THE DEAD.

4. INTELLIGENT ZOMBIE HAS A BABE. CHECK I AM LEGEND

5. VILLAIN BETRAYS TEAM BECAUSE OF ULTERIOR MOTIVE. CHECK


The movie is just an average zombie movie.

Karlebolu:
If you ask them to list their best movies, it might all be trash.

AOTD isn't even the best movie out there but its quality. It's trending on twitter for a reason.

Lol....you need to stop generalising. Abeg. AOTD is full of cliches

Also, please read my comment on the movie. Dawn of the dead (original) is one of my favourite movies.

GracieX3:
SPOILER ALERT!! SPOILERS AHEAD FOR ARMY OF THE DEAD.

You are a specialist in trash. You can hype garbage.

Army of the dead was just action.

There are so many better zombie movies.

This movie is a rinse and repeat of Zack Snyder's remake of Dawn of the dead, albeit with a few differences.

A team goes to a location, location gets overrun with zombies, survivors escape with helicopter....then reveal at the end that the zombie nightmare is not over.

The only thing this movie adds is zombies with some intelligence (2 other zombie movies already tried this).

Army of the dead is cliche after cliche

1. INFESTED CITY TO BE NUKED ON A COUNTDOWN WHICH PUTS PRESSURE ON PROTAGONISTS- CHECK RESIDENT EVIL

2. ESCAPE ZOMBIES ON HELICOPTER- CHECK DAWN OF THE DEAD AND REAIDENT EVIL

3. TWO SURVIVORS OR AT LEAST 80% OF GOOD GUYS DIE. CHECK DAWN OF THE DEAD.

4. INTELLIGENT ZOMBIE HAS A BABE. CHECK I AM LEGEND

5. VILLAIN BETRAYS TEAM BECAUSE OF ULTERIOR MOTIVE. CHECK


The movie is just an average zombie movie.

pu7pl3:
You be mumu

Still smarter than a garbage hypeman like yourself.

BlackManta:
In summary the movie is not groundbreaking or unique take for a zombie film but it did have every element you would expect to find in a typical zombie film, right?

How is that a bad thing

Cliche.

BlackManta:
That girl didn't know for sure that the head of security betrayed her, maybe she was suspecting him but she never really saw him throw her off track.

But he locked the door and she saw him through the glass panel on the door

Calibrator:
Army of the dead

3/5


Mission was compromised and doomed from the onset.

Scott is an incompetent leader, I can never follow such a character into battle. If this is a standard military outfit, he will definitely be facing court martial.


There are some combats rules which must be adhered to religiously.

You don't let personal feelings and emotions get in the way of the mission and the most important rule of combat is that the soldier standing next to you must have the same objectives as you do, no margin for stray missions.

I swear.

Scott should have knocked out his daughter and sent her on a road trip. An alive but angry daughter is still better than one who loves you and is dead.

Secondly, no one should have trusted the chief security. They even discussed it. The guy should have been monitored with a strong member of the group. How could they have trusted him? Even the first girl that died, they should have suspected him (or better, that should be her dying words, exposing the guy who betrayed her)

pu7pl3:
Omo leave that guy matter jare

Have you seen Army of the dead? Leave it to Zack to give a Zombie heart and depth and make them relatable while dropping us with a bait and switch ending...masterclass

SPOILER ALERT!! SPOILERS AHEAD FOR ARMY OF THE DEAD.

You are a specialist in trash. You can hype garbage.

Army of the dead was just action.

There are so many better zombie movies.

This movie is a rinse and repeat of Zack Snyder's remake of Dawn of the dead, albeit with a few differences.

A team goes to a location, location gets overrun with zombies, survivors escape with helicopter....then reveal at the end that the zombie nightmare is not over.

The only thing this movie adds is zombies with some intelligence (2 other zombie movies already tried this).

Army of the dead is cliche after cliche

1. INFESTED CITY TO BE NUKED ON A COUNTDOWN WHICH PUTS PRESSURE ON PROTAGONISTS- CHECK RESIDENT EVIL

2. ESCAPE ZOMBIES ON HELICOPTER- CHECK DAWN OF THE DEAD AND REAIDENT EVIL

3. TWO SURVIVORS OR AT LEAST 80% OF GOOD GUYS DIE. CHECK DAWN OF THE DEAD.

4. INTELLIGENT ZOMBIE HAS A BABE. CHECK I AM LEGEND

5. VILLAIN BETRAYS TEAM BECAUSE OF ULTERIOR MOTIVE. CHECK


The movie is just an average zombie movie.