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LaurelP:
A guy created a thread where he said he's the most handsome guy on NL.

One guy ( can't recall his moniker) quoted him and posted a pic that shows a reverend father with his two hands lifted up and an inscription that says "Have sense in Jesus name Amen".

That day my sisters were asking me why I was laughing but I cudnt talk, I just kept laughing!

hahaha..lmao!
please did you save the picture, it could be helpful someday

Twaci:
Lolz! That guy's funny comment cracked me up . Its all part of it though. Anyways, what do you think it is?

I quite agree with him
*lazy an-twaci*

They've said it all, just my 2 cents..
go out more often, hang out with friends also be active on nairaland!
Believe me, nairaland has taught me alot!! you could benefit too

So many oo..
OK there was one serious thread twaci created, talking about how she feels whenever she wakes up in the morning. Whilst reading, one might want to relate it to either health or spiritual matters! she sounded serious o
All for the FTC to write laziness in bold!!!
It was really funny

Iffa tell u i read a line of what you wrote, I'm a liar! I just came to eat cake *yawns loudly*
by the way, happy birthday...

Na ordinary mess cause this gbege
mtcheew.. they are not serious

Incredible!

Kim k it is! & i love kanye's chest-revealing suit
Jay Z is just looking normal!
Who else has noticed Beyonce loves gold

These are edgy fashionistas!especially riri & gaga, expect anything from them anyday

Wow, Nneka123 that's an interesting routine i could steal some
when you say vitamins, do you mean vitamin pills or those fruit shakes & smoothies stuff??

Okay thanks

You people are just viewing, try and comment let's all learn..

Acekidc4:
Huh!!



Will be Back to Comment my Morning Routines!!

are they that much ?

Hi everyone,
So something like this has been on my mind to create.
A morning ritual is a routine you follow every morning before you go out or begin anything and you're accustomed to.

Mine is simple:
- wake up and do my devotion
- go grab a glass of water
- do my exercise, which includes crunches, push ups, squats etc
- then i take my breakfast, i don't miss breakfast except on rare occasions

So over to you guys

Emodeee:
Bi.tch, pls cum closer

*comes closer & sprays insecticide directly into his eyes*

AgapeCharis:
I'm curious. Why won't she trust you even on something as trivial as this? You betrayed her trust a certain time or?

she's finally told me
elssa is her moniker
My vn is refusing to upload i dunno why, bydway good morning

Emodeee:
Follow me, let me tk ur number in private. We cn start from dere.

Nigga please
just back off!

Emodeee:
Tell me about u. I fell in luv with u after viewing ur pic jez nw. Sheeee u believe me?

are u kidding me?? atleast I've tried by putting up my pix there
everyother thing about me remains anonymous. And yes i believe you tripper!

AgapeCharis:
Aii....but why doesn't she wanna tell you?

don't mind her she doesn't trust Me
but she'll come along sha or better still I'll find out myself

AgapeCharis:
Ok o. What about our friend?

She's not yet back o

AgapeCharis:
Gracile
Sassychic

Promise and fail is a sin o.

oops! my bad ,I got busy today again
tomorrow unfailingly! so don't worry you'll sleep eventually

pak:
Who am I ? well am a bit undercover here but then if you want to know, I can send you a PM. You actually look a bit like the junior sister of a friend. She stays in Plateau.

Anyway, How do I know so much about Idoma ? I have dated about 4 Idoma girls and though different, they had so much similarity in certain areas. Infact, I have not been with any non-Idoma girl in the last five years or so.
I pitied the last of them anyway because by the time we started I had become so wary of them (Idomas) that I could not just give her the benefit of the doubt. I actually just walked away without anything happening because I could not mentally divorce her from the antics of my previous experience with her tribe sisters. I have made up my mind not to have anything to do with Idoma girls again, however, Idoma guys still remain my closest acquintances

Triangulation is the hallmark of an Idoma girl, they cannot have one man at a time, maybe until they are finally ready to get married. There would always be other guys around who are neither here nor there for them. Either an ex who refuses to go away or a love interest that they've neither pushed away or drawn close. One way or the other there are just multiple guys hanging somewhere without an official explanation.
I mean, do you get a thrill from that or what ?

I also understand that Idoma men insist on an oath/Juju (I can't remember the name now) before they can marry an Idoma girl to ensure her loyalty/faithfulness. The issue is if your men can be so sceptical about marrying you how much more outsiders ?
Frankly, I am naturally atttracted to Idomas but I am actually not sure they are always worth the stress.

Wow! I stay in plateau too but I'm certainly not her cos I'm the first born
well well, what more can i say
you're the Prof! Lol
but from the look of things i think you'll likely end up with an idoma girl again!you've dated four and since you didn't give up each time, chances are very high #justsaying

pak:
Idoma girls are generally not straight forward. (I am generalizing of course because there will be exceptions depending on so many factors - of which you might be one) But majorly they have this snakelike feel about them. For them, being deceptive in relationships is natural and necessary.

The thing is that their outward personality makes them attractive to any man.
Generally beautiful, with good figure, can cook, are respectful towards parents/elder. Relatively sophisticated, relatively intelligent, exceptional diction (since their language is not one of the major languages, and there is no dominant major language around them- some speak Hausa in addition to Idoma, some speak Ibo as the added language, some speak none - they are more adept generally at spoken English than almost all the tribes in Nigeria) .
But as the OP said '100%' love from an idoma girl is a myth even after marriage (as I said earlier, this is a generalization and there are exceptions) but I will generally advice men to have their antennas up and senses alert when dating Idoma women.

the OP - DanceVille - said they practice 'emotional balancing' he is right but the psychology term is 'triangulation'. Idomas are masters at triangulation.

honestly who are you?? I hate to admit to some of your points! but you are soo right..really
How comes you know this much about us?

blesszzy:
Hmmm, idoma girls! Am learning something here.



By this , you are saying you always want to be in control of the relationship and at the slightest provocation and even if you are wrong you quit and move on. Is that what u trying to say?

No far from it *sighs*
lemme just stop there b4 i start biting my mouth trying to explain
for what's worth, idoma girls are nice to date! not saying so cos it's my tribe trust me

blesszzy:
It depends okay, but do you take the guy feelings into consideration before giving him the red card. In the case whr he truly loves you.

well thing is most of the time i quit is for the good of both of us so everyone wins..
you see; be it infidelity, over possesiveness whatever be the persistent cause (and that's why i said it all depends ) once i can take it no longer, it's best we go our separate ways else i'll just be dragging a dead relationship & what's the point

blesszzy:
Oh really!!! So its doesn't cost you to quit an ongoing relationship.

It depends, as situations differ

blesszzy:
Lol...so what u trying to say is you are a heart breaker.

when you call it that, i feel bad
so let's say I'm more like the first to call it quits! yea much better

AgapeCharis:
I see.

Do you still have the link to your previous VN?

No

Lala247:
Well u also lacked manners quoting me n not understanding what i meant by the list .. Did i not say they were bullies also
Or u just need ur 5 mins or just wanna attack lol feel free hun express urself .. U d only one dat dont get it yet u comment

Telling some1 to swerve aint lack of manner u quoted me first remember that

yea, I got it. I called them bullies only after you!
now swerve
we cool now?!

AgapeCharis:
Really hope they do. Which school is that if I may ask?

Me is good dearie. Nothing much.

kogi state university

Lala247:
But ur following dem lil girl abeg swerve =======>

Sorry 'big girl'!
but manners is what you lack