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breakfast is the most important for me

Cutehector:
What was she eatin

help me ask o

madridguy:
Fatabaraqalahu hassanu khalikin

zuka zukya lakadyha!

I second especially Cockroaches
i dread those things

garri gives me sore throat

enitundele:
the best running mate for bread is..... Coconut (ripe one). try it and thank me later

ya sweet but tiring to munch
and how do You know the difference btw ripe & unripe coconut?

toothpaste!
kidding
sardine or mayonnaise

Cutehector:
so I should go on and click follow?

hell yes!









but wait o do u always do that or I'm an exception

Cutehector:
lol I wanted to click follow buh fear jus catch me... Well, it doesn't stop guys from sendn yu pm...

I'm harmless so fear not, cutehector..
as for those niqqas, yeah ryt!

Cutehector:
lol it looks scary .. D big eyes lol... I just duno wah kind of facial expression is it... Lol

lol, don't mind me jawe, and about the scarylook, that's the idea
you can call me a scarecrow

Cutehector:
btw, ur profile pic sha

tell me bout it

Cutehector:
so nw we on d same page . Ryt?

you can say that

Cutehector:
my moniker won't put pay bills na? Would it

true that sha, lol

Cutehector:
I got a notification tho. Lol if I wanted a cool moniker, it would hav been yusufbuhari

pfft! so bland gosh u lack moniker taste

Cutehector:
Why evils sister? Hw can a word be cute? Does dat make sense?

evil? by catching fun or wat but it would have made sense if i had included your moniker on my list innit

Youngpo413:
your list is not complete with CUTEHECTOR, and the guy is really cute.

it's the cuteness of d moniker we're rating not the face

hell yeah! but for the shoes and bag, i wouldve preferred it black

Teempakguy:
Gentlemen are mumus then.

eyah dude, you have a lonnnng way!

na wa 4 all this comments !!! never knew this was the yardstick for measuring men

I love the way you put that! I think every one can be a god/goddess, with the right make up, money and all

very true, lol i do that.

arrange your post please!

oya let them cut off their ears then, mtchw!

shuut up!
you're so talented.. I'm wowed honestly
didn't want to Comment at first, just bookmark & pass I said to myself, but then one needs to appreciate beautiful things

kilokeys:
no school in Naija gives better names than command guys

ex-commandos lets pour in our fav nicks

robocop

sha sha sha

Terminator

Jaguar

RAMBO, he comes to class but instead of the normal sit up we do for soldiers we bury our heads instead. then in a deep voice he'll say 'who wants to die'? anybody he flogs must bleed cos he puts wire in his koboko
they were many! i miss command jor

oseod:
U know, I've been plotting a way to win you back and just came up with the perfect plan.....*evil smile*

I'll pretend to be terminally i'll and I'll tell my friend to call you to meet me on my sick bed......
he'll be like.... "gracile rush over oooo!! Your bae is about to die oo!!!!

U'll be like ......"omg!!, this can be happening...i'll be there asap"

Then u come over.... and i'm like......*shivering* "gra...cile is.... that really you?"

Gracile: yes dear, take it easy eh, don't stress your self"
Me : *shivers* I thought you were really going to leave me for real" *shivers*

Gracile : ahn ahn., don't talk like that, you know i'll never leave you for the world"

Me: *mision accomplished*



What dyu think............foolproof abi?

I'll say I've come to ease ur pain by making ur death quicker your friend will thank me

nice write -up, but in dire need of editing

boy, you are not moving, simple!

Yes it's sweet melon, tastes like apple n water melon all at the same time! I don't like it tho cos d smell makes me want to puke