₦airaland Forum

Segziee:
Girls are not smiling.......

But u are smiling na...

cutieemperorh:
No hard feeling ma, na u nau, *hands in the air* mama oooo... Owo meji feyankan...

Mama ke??....Abeg o, dont come and be adding years to my humble age. lol

cutieemperorh:
Babe, cool down now, we don settle this matter now, oya welcome the JJC jare.... And show him love... Na ur boy, oya fa mora...

Yea...Was just being on d defensive. His statemnt was kinda annoying. Dint know d matter was settled. E ma binu sir.

olatunji390:
You sef want make people know say u de area, that why u de yarn untop matter wey don pass. we don see u ooo. u can now pass

My bad....I dint know twas settled na.

asodane:
stop deceiving people call letter will be sent from ending of this month.

No one deceives anyone here. We all who have been very frequent here have known since last week that we'll be getting our callup letters this week. Our source of info on this thread is very authentic. So pls dont come here and call anyone names since u dont really know how it goes here......pls dont quote me if u dont hav anything important to say. Thanks.

chidexSmokey:
Na wao. Since morning my heart skips wheneva I hear the tune of my txt msg

Am telling you.....I had a similar experience throughout yesterday!

kinibigdeal:
Are you from india

Yes

ALAYORMII:
Where's the boobs

Ask google or wear your glasses, you should be able to find them....yeye somebori!

Its beautiful. I've always known white colour to be angelic. The reason it remains my best!

sameer1212:
I am beginning to dislike this girl because she getting lousy... Davido girlfriend this Davido girlfriend that. Stay for one place abeg.

How is it a fault of hers that her boyfriend is a celebrity?..She didnt ask for anyone to go steal her picture from IG na. She simply put it up, just like everyone puts up their pic on their IG acct, but hers got stolen' the same way other celebs' pictures are 'stolen' by pressmen. Abeg free d babe o.................BTW, its YAY for me. She's cute.

If I were in your wife's shoes, I wont believe you are innocent cos of the fact that you willingly gave the HO your number. The only thing that'll get me a bit relaxed is if you call the lady up and probably put your phone on speaker so that I can talk to her. That way, I'll know you truly want to get her off your back. Its not about taking me out and promising heaven and earth...that'll only make me suspect you the more. Afterall, we know of rich men that make their wives comfy, buy the whole world for them, but still go out to cheat. So, I'll suggest u talk to d HO in the presence of your wife, and let ur wife warn her in her (ur wife's) own words.

Plus.....that friend of yours is a very bad influence. You should sever all ties with him before he gets u into a deeper mess!

cutieemperorh:
What's with u and my pant... U won lick my a$$ hole ni...

Na joke oooo...

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewww!!!

tsdarkside:
did he make the exam for doctor...?

do we still understand what is a doctor...?

can you imaging,jonathan is a doctor...

and what the hell,is a phd? can jonathan heal someone with ebola??

i ones read a story,about a nigerian man,who learnd doctor in nigeria,and went to spain to sell toilett-paper....

one that didn`t even learn doctor,you dey give the title doctor....how messed-up in the brain,are you.?

we should keep things simpel...a fisherman is a fisherman...a doctor is a doctor....

you give him phd because of what?? how many fishes he caught?

Mumu!!! You better go back to nursery school!

hollandis:
,for you to outrightly insult God,God will punish you and your family.Your generation will die a miserable death Amen

AMEN!!!

saxywale:
All these pastors with diarrhea of the mouth sef. God must be wicked if His assignment for GEJ was to bankrupt Nigeria inclusive of the hardship present in this current dispensation.

Do not speak against the lord's anointed so that you dont incur God's wrath upon yourself. No dey run mouth reach God side o.....Odikwa too risky!!!

RedBenson:
Cant find you. Hope you not ghost-like in appearance? Lol.

Ahn ahn...How can u say that?. I'll go back o.

RedBenson:
How close are you?

Am right there. Come and open the gate.

1miccza:
Heelllooo "marriage" that's what you said why would a mere relationship become slavery all in the name of a mere "love" that's so ethereal..

And isnt it the 'mere' relationship that will lead to marriage?....We are saying the same thing!!

Kentrasso:
it's high time he stops making promises and start talking about delivering.
Afterall the elections are over

I wonder o. Four years is enough time to know if its all empty promises or not. I go just dey observe sha.

RedBenson:
So are you coming?

Am almost there.

RedBenson:
What else do i have to add again? Ok, come dog meat will also be available.

Lolzzz....

INDUSTRIALFAN:
Lol... There's no big deal.... Most times she's tired due to work and stuff and all she needs is a helping hand.... I help her in any way I can.. I see no big deal so long as she still gives me my due respect....

This is what I call 'romantic'. She's definitely lucky she's got you.

1miccza:
Well you ladies make it look like slavery and we are not ready to be slaves

The same way you guys make marriage look like slavery.

kilokeys:
he is a lovable guy.. send him a pm joor. dont be shy

Are you indirectly asking me to send you one?

RedBenson:
Then i guess fish is your favourite. I've them too in stock. Pls grace my house.

Well, fish is okay...But you have to try harder.

RedBenson:
Fine girl. U fit gracyel grace my house? I've stock of goats (not dead ones) in my house.

Nah...I dont eat goats. Say something else, then maybe I will.

Mrchippychappy:
very soon there would be no such thing as Easter in Nigeria.

Sai Buhari, Sai Islam!

See this mumu. Nigeria is God's own land. I realised the depth of God's love for this country when he answered the cries of his church concerning the election. He gave us a peaceful election, he answered our prayers. My father owns the land. Jesus owns the land, and there's nothing you, nor a muslim president can do about it. You can keep dreaming or better still, go and die.

Funnicator:
You go kick am Comot? Sit down and wait for 29th March before making empty threats.

I tire o

4bobo:
you funny o. wetin be graphic here

hehe...How u take know wetin I wan talk??. Funny OP. Will take it as a sarcastic statement. Graphic photos ko, Histographic photos ni....lolzzzz

Nonybb:
Women are dangerous. Just because of the money he married an old-timer. When the monies are gone, women are gone

Abeg make we hear word jare. U no like money??...

bukatyne:
Some nuts are definitely loosened in your brain.

If you cannot comprehend my post, ask someone close to you to explain.

Babes abeg ignore the guy jare...Its obvious he's still a kid. He'll soon grow up to realise he's been living in a world of fantasies.

chibwike:
am here....nice meeting you.

Same here....So u are d recommended husband material??....lolzz