₦airaland Forum

lanicky:
No shakes
So will u vote?

I don't have any candidate, so voting for you should not hurt.
cheers and goodluck.

pathetic

Can relate with this

lanicky:
Test and see

No worry I go test you after the competition don finish.

lanicky:
Oh yes! My mouth
OK I will thank you

All this ladies forming polite because of miss nairaland.
if I hear say that reply come from your heart ehn.....

disgusting.

Oh I see. You hate your mum and family and love nairaland abi? nairaland is your new family abi?

Just continue. when the chips are down let's see if nairaland would be there for you.

Don't expect any kind words from me cos onweg'ifeifuru


Trust me those folks care, and while you are busy growing up don't forget they are also growing old. They expect to atleast start reaping the reward of their Labour.


I know all this cos, it takes someone that lost both parents in the space of 6months to appreciate them.

Dude value them while you you have them around cos they would never be there forever.

Trust me you have a whole lifetime to live ahead without them.

#love
#appreciate
#cheers.

Debaddest:
Hmmm... u people should even pray that the police should not come, cos if they do, they will start arresting all the lodge mate in the name of "follow me to the station for statement". NPF=Northern Police Force


Rip to the dead

NPF - Non performing force.

All my predictions since Friday just dey enter.

but I don't bet.

8 - Nigerian banks.
Seems everyone has a complaint to lay about his/her bank. from the insults thrown about the long queues, to atm debits and card retention.
Infact I don't think any bank is spared from this bashing and you begin to wonder why this same people leave their money there. If the banks no dey try, you can withdraw all your money and keep it under your bed.
lubbish.
iranu -abasha.

so much greatness in one pic.

la click......

CAPSLOCKED:
MR IBU'S NOSE AND PLASTIC SCOOP BE LIKE. ..

That photo has been over flogged.

Don't you think so?

Is the cobra romantic?

This is totally wrong and unacceptable.
Dude what is your problem.
moderators, seun, lalasticlala, ishilove.

chai

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900k seems ideal.

amtaken:
How did the mix up come about? Even if she supplied them with wrong particulars of the recipient they ought to have noticed it while posting the money.

babe read the post na, it was an electronic funds transfer.

For the streets...

ME: Hi cutie
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HER: Hi
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ME: I think You are cute
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HER: Thank you
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ME: can i go out with you on Friday ?
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HER : What do you do for a living?..
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ME: I analyse and invest in risky business opportunities that has possibility of high returns..
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HER : Wow, that's amazing..so like stock exchange or Something like that?.
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ME: Bigger than that, I deal with international investment, analyzing and investing in business opportunities around England, Spain, Germany just to mention a few..
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HER : *smiling* OK, that explains your good looks all through!..
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Smh...If only she knew i was talking about Bet9ja.

anny268:
Wow.. Good people of Abia state. God's own people. Proudly an Arochukwu babe.. Nothing do us

We always fly and beautiful.

An arochukwu brother to the core over here. From Amuvi.

where in Aro are you from?

Read somewhere;
If you have not made your 1st million at 24, then you are late.

Happy birthday bro

One of the niggas I like here.
#nohomo.

Alomo!
End time poison.

But the first and last pictures are obviously not Nigerians.
How then do you capture it I love my country

Suzan404 nice one.

very funny indeed, and I feel you use appropriate captions for your memes making it more hilarious.

I like how you write the headings.

I just need one to marry.
only one

relegated 10 man New 5; spurs 1

Arsenal heading for 2nd place it would seem.

New 3 - Spurs 1.

Many a times, the problem with believers is we make a mistake, and feel so dejected and vulnerable and just wallow in our sin and self pity.

Thank God for the message of grace. we are not judged by God based on our own rationalization.

When we stumble and fall, pick yourself up, dust yourself and press on even more. Remember God still loves you.

Think about it, you are walking on a road side and while trying to cross a gutter, you slip and fall. If you stand up immediately and dust yourself, your clothes don't become so dirty. but when you remain on the floor and keep rolling, your garment gets so stained. more passer bys even get to see you and not just those people at the scene when you fell. of course you are exposed to more ridicule and shame.


May God help us and give us the grace to endure till the end.

jiggaz:
2 Corinthians 5:21
For He made Him who knew no sin to be sin for us, that we might become the righteousness of God in Him.

Some Christians believe that they have to work at becoming more righteous. And they kick themselves when they do wrong. They don’t realize that by doing these things, they are not seeking God’s righteousness, but are trying to establish their own righteousness by their law-keeping and right conduct.
Righteousness is not about right conduct. It is a gift from God to us through Jesus. And since it is a gift, we cannot earn it by our law-keeping and right conduct. We can only receive it!

How do we receive this gift? We receive it through the cross. God made Jesus “who knew no sin to be sin for us that we might become the righteousness of God in Him”. So today, we are the righteousness of God in Christ. We are as righteous as Jesus is!

But some of us think that in the body of Christ, there are different classes of righteousness, like the seating classes in an airplane. They think that some of us have economy-class righteousness, others have business-class righteousness and a select few have first-class righteousness.

That is nonsense! When God gave us Jesus, He became our righteousness. So we have His righteousness. This means that we are 100 per cent righteous in God’s eyes! We cannot but have first-class righteousness!

You might say, “Pastor Prince, I don’t understand. How can I be righteous when I have done wrong?” Think about this: Jesus, who knew no sin, became sin for us. Jesus knew no sin, did no sin and in Him was no sin. But at the cross, He received our sin and became sin for us.

Likewise, we, who were sinners, knew no righteousness, did no righteousness and in us was no righteousness. But at the cross, we received His righteousness and became the righteousness of God in Christ Jesus.

At the cross, the divine exchange took place. Jesus took our place so that we might take His place. He did not deserve to be made sin, but He was made sin in our place. We did not deserve to be made righteous, but we were made righteous because we received His righteousness. What good news! What amazing grace!

Thought For The Day

We have first-class righteousness which we received as a gift through Jesus.

www.josephprince.org/daily-grace/grace-inspirations/single/you-have-first-class-righteousness/

I love pst J. P.

"God is not interested in behaviour modifications but life transformation." Joseph Prince.

Badookelzi:

** The 10 Main "Problem P's" in Nigeria - (2016 Stats) ** 1. POLICE (arresting even rats and dogs, i no fit laff) 2. PASTORS (dem go collect 10 offerings in 1 church service) 3. PETROL (at #145 in an oil producing country? chisos!) 4. PROSTITUTION (choi, and naija even get association of prostitutes) 5. POLITICIANS (with their pot-belle full of fantastic corruption) 6. POWER (NEPA has been a major problem since 1960 nah, lol) 7. PE NIS (lol, main cause of overpopulation.. hausas no go hear word) 8. PDP (always a problem, oya make dem come chop me) 9. PROTESTS (ask the biafrans...) 10. PRESIDENT (i no call name oh.. as dis man leg no go stay one place, na change im still dey find?)
how many likes for me nah

I be wan like your post, but as you come dey beg beg, I say make I ignore.