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Slimberry1:
Abeq.. ama remain Classy, Sexy and Beautiful but yet Decent till I die ... Am gonn be a Hot Mom!! .. .. Being married is not an excuse for being Shabbily dressed.. .

Can we get married already?

ojun50:
classy outside sexy inside my bed room

Badt guy....

Bro, truth of the matter is she feels you are not man enough to have the whole of her.

She probably feels when the going gets tough, you would fidget and vanish into thin air. She practically had to force a commitment from you, common.......

Bro every babe wants a confident and decisive man, and that's why she is keeping her options open.

Sorry if I sounded harsh, nothing personal.

Classy.........

Big difference between the 2.
My wife would always remain classy and not necessarily sexy.

BrainnewsNg:
Lol. What did you expect? "before and after make-up"?

The topic suffices already, no need for all that preamble.

All this grammar just for before and after make-up pic?

Doriana2:
See as e resemble armed robber sef

Callous

optional1:
Thanks bestie......... Love you too



Happy Sunday.......

lol No be OBO be that

Warris happening hia...........
Sandy, Suzan, Smelly.........

Networking is key. Personally I believe I shouldn't be the best amongst my network circle. I look for people way advanced and ahead in life.

ladyF:
@gradeA Congrats on your FTC

It's gradeA again!


One question for ppl like you wey don tey for the business, abeg dem dey use FTC collect money from bank?

*modified*

Can't believe am actually gonna do this......
But it feels pretty good sitting on top of your heads and looking down at you guys from my ftc spot.


Am actually disappointing myself typing this, but what the heck, It's my first FTC babys

jennifer10066:
a friend of mine gave me this expensive alcoholic red wine as a birthday gift. Drank it the next day and slept off in my toilet without any clothes on+i was mensturating that day, the menstural pain was worst i've ever experienced,it was as tho i was in labour! I Finally went outside and was about opening the gate..(REMEMBER I WASNT PUTTING ON ANY CLOTHE). My twin then ran outside and grabbed me. Since that day she didnt stop embarrassing me in front of everybody.
everytime She'll be like"that ogogoro never clear for ya brain and eye abi".

I think I'll never drink again! not even by mistake!

picshures or..................................

Jok3r:
lol end of discusion b dat

My brother..........
No be joke oooo

Seems most of this people like first bank's atms.
The queue at their atm points is more than the entire crowd in some banks banking halls.

France for euro 2016

On a fateful Friday evening in my workplace, we had our monthly TGIF.
Was drinking and working that evening, na so I recieve one stinker of a memo from my boss. The mail was directed at me, but was due to the error of one of the guys in my team.
wanted to forward the mail to the guy and blast him for the goof, but as my eye don dirty, clicked on respond to all. Oboy that's how I re-sent the mail to my oga's them with everyone in the cc shredding and lambasting.

When I realised, it was too late...........

SANDOSKI:

Sweetie don't you agree?

GoldenJAT:
males will comment.... females would view d thread and sigh!

lol, even the ladies should agree na. it's meant to be a symbiotic relationship.

Lookatew! Just take a good lookatew! So
you came here to know how to turn your
man to a sure ATM abi? Oya na! You will
learn lesson today. Just remember that it
was you that brought yaself here, issnor me
that is about to teach you bad thing.
hehehe.
Abeg wetin be ATM sef? For the sake of
posterity, I will tell you. ATM means
Automated Teller Machine. Inugo The
machine that always spits out money in
banks. Darrisit! Today, I am about to teach
you how to make your man spit money like a
sure ATM, anytime you want (without using
him for blood money ooo).

So, focus and go with me as we look at
different ways to make your man a sure
ATM.


Open an account

Wait! do you think you can just walk up to
an ATM and start to make withdrawals when
you don’t have a bank account. Same way
here; you need to operate an account, simply
put – get a MAN. Make sure you choose your
bank (MAN) with wisdom, consider factors
like distance, availability, customer service
and others. Then proceed to open an account
(creep into his heart) How? I don’t know,
maybe through your charming smile, your
nice attitude, your cooking ability, your
heavy duty assets, anything at all…just open
an account!


Make a deposit

You get what you give or even more, right?
I’m sure you agree with that. Before your
man can be a potential ATM, you must have
deposited something in him. Why will he
give you money na? Who you epp? Except
you want to lock him in a nice wardrobe or
maybe a room, decorate his environment
with nice shades of black and/or red
designed with cowries, make him tie a red
wrapper(black too will fit in), place a big
calabash like that of the Fulanis on his head,
and watch him vomit money faster and better
than the ATM machine. If you don’t have
plans to do that, then you have to make your
deposits, support him, pray for him, advise
him, believe in him, encourage him. Deposit
is not once o, it’s a continuous process.
NB: You don’t have to sleep with him.


Get an ATM card

Now you have an account and you have made
(still making) deposits, it’s time to get your
ATM card. You won’t have to join the queue
of his friends and other things waiting to
make withdrawals from him (they all will be
using withdrawal slip), so the need for the
ATM card. In this case, your ATM card will
be your ATTITUDE towards him and the
things he cares about. While dealing with
him you need to put some RESPECK on it but
not at the detriment of your self-esteem. But
if you are an Edo or Ijebu girl **pops
collar**, you know how we roll na**winks**,
our ATM card can sometimes be some
powdery black substance! lol.


Activate your ATM card

Getting the card is not enough, babe you
have to activate that card. Activating ATM
card is so easy, you just have to change your
pin right?? Exactly! So let me tell you how.
Your former pin is that conventional “Baby,
please…” formal way of making money
request. It has to be change! Your new pin
will be his “ mumu button ”, get to know his
mumu button and use appropriately. For
security purpose, remember to guard your
pin, avoid sharing it with other people, and
also make sure you change it when the need
arises.


Know your withdrawal limit

Now that you know how to make
withdrawals, I must remind you that there is
always a withdrawal limit for every bank.
Don’t go overboard with your requests. Know
when to stop and when to keep going. Also
know that you may not be able to withdraw
more than you have deposited, except he is
doing a Promo, his service is compromised,
or someone has hacked into him (God help
you the hacker is from Edo or Ijebu, you are
finished!).


Always check and understand the service status

You should understand your man’s mood
before making requests. You need to check if
he is in a good service mood, if he is, can he
dispense at that time? If something is wrong
at that time, relax till when he is up and
running so he won’t swallow your card.


Treat his staff right

The fact that you are banking with him,
means you are banking with people around
him. Don’t look down on his friends, don’t
insult his family, don’t shrug your shoulders
on his colleagues. Don’t get involved in
criminal activities using these people as
allies. If you don’t like any service offered to
you by any of his staff, gently and politely
make your complaints.


Adhere to rules

Adhere to banking and withdrawal rules, to
avoid dismissal from the network. But if you
act too smart and you are unable to keep the
service going, please be kind to send us your
breakup story.

Who are they?






In other news, please has the moon been found?

Thick laps. turn off.

The slap was corrective not punitive.
Not in support sha...












but it's one heck of a funny story.

Nigga was almost crying in the first picture.

He looks suffocated.

bukynkwuenu:
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.com

terrible.

Power in a name. You stupidly forgot that fuel is 145

Abeymills:
Bunch of old vultures

seriously dude,
what have the other men old enough to be your dad or even grand father done to you.


not cool.

but this girl is fine sha.


so dbanj you were just deceiving all this naija babes, singing kokolet this kokolet that, whereas the real koko had not been LET out....

kontinu. God is watching you.

wish you all the best tho.

you look at how grieezeman complements giroud, and you wonder why Wenger can't go for a player like that.

wait,
was the corn eating before or after the wedding?