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Politics / Re: Kwara Will Get Senate President Slot If Atiku Wins- Saraki by grafitti(m): 10:13am On Jan 29, 2019
Religion / Re: Ijebu Juju Landord Used To Tie Tenants' Destiny In Ikorodu (Photos) by grafitti(m): 2:35pm On Aug 14, 2018
tolase220:
On Sunday 05/08/18, around 7:30 pm, a family
the family has no name?

made a break through discovery of a strong Ijebu Juju that the Ijebu landlord had used to tie them on one spot,
no name of the landlord, no location given, but Jack Bouer knew the source of the voodoo and the tribe of d landlord
where they were making no progress, sicknesses, death and infirmities were the only recurring thing in their lives.

As the man, wife and son reclined on the pavement of the veranda in front, the wife saw some threads poking out of the ground, from the impact of erosion; she playfully pulled, revealing a strong Ijebu Juju; a tiny pot weaved round with white threading, placed by the entrance door, whereby every person entering or leaving the house must pass over it.

It was surprises, curses and thanksgiving mixed together as the family recollected that the last Redeemed church Pastor that left the apartment eventually lost his wife after series of unexplained sicknesses and fainting spells, and that they too had gone through a 5 year long drought, poverty, sicknesses and violence from Niger Delta Ijaw boys.

The family eventually burnt the Juju and are keen on relocating from Ajegunle Ikorodu. It is celebration times for them.
Praise God somebody!!!

Seun:
Our belief in juju is a form of Mental slavery.


GlorifiedTunde:
So OP now knows where a particular Juju is manufactured from?

You now know the state of origin of juju when you see one undecided undecided

Ajalekoko76:
Proudly Jebusite
OP continue to blackmail Ijebu oooooo.
I checked through I couldn't find manufacturing state and date.

Ijebu dis,Ijebu dat ehnnnnnnnn.

nokingasgod:
The ''Ijebu'' juju was so strong and potent it brought to the family not only '' a 5 year long drought, poverty, sicknesses'' but also ''violence from Niger Delta Ijaw boys.''

Nincompoops all over the land!

sorry, this 'story' is k-legged. pls, nairaland is bigger than this, and u know it!
Education / Urgent Vacancy For A Female (muslim) Nursery Teacher In Ikeja!!! by grafitti(m): 5:48am On Jan 15, 2018
Urgent vacancy exists for a female (Muslim) nursery teacher in a reputable school in the highbow region of Ikeja.

Qualification: NCE/HND/Bsc.

Minimum salary: 50,000
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancies 5.0 by grafitti(m): 5:43am On Jan 15, 2018
Urgent vacancy exists for a female (Muslim) nursery teacher in a reputable school in the highbow region of Ikeja.

Qualification: NCE/HND/Bsc.

Minimum salary: 50,000

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by grafitti(m): 5:04am On Jan 15, 2018
Urgent vacancy exists for a female (Muslim) nursery teacher in a reputable school in the highbow region of Ikeja.

Qualification: NCE/HND/Bsc.

Minimum salary: 50,000
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Addresses Media After Soldiers & IPOB Clashed In Front Of His House by grafitti(m): 9:58pm On Sep 11, 2017
Hmmm

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Politics / Re: Niger Delta Not Supporting Biafra – Ijaw Leader by grafitti(m): 9:27am On Sep 11, 2017
Crime / Re: Yahoo Boy Eats Feces In Warri While Doing The New Yahoo Plus. Photos, Video by grafitti(m): 7:40am On Sep 11, 2017
Solosolojohquay:
How exactly was he caught can't he eat the faeces in the corner of his room with the door lock ,person who is destiny to be poor will not be rich no matter what .

Siddon dia..... what if d Baba been tell am to eat d poo for village junction cheesy


There's always one ridiculous condition or d other attached to d 'prescription' ...... lolz

MorataMissata:
Native doctor: Go and eat peoples poo.
Yahoo boy: *goes back home, eats poo but it doesn't work. A week later goes to the native doctor* baba the thing no work o.
Native doctor: I noticed you did it indoors. You have to do it outdoors.

Lol. Na to become native doctor o. Na just to tell my clients to do stupid and impossible things. If they eventually do it, I'll just look for one excuse and give them that made it not to work.
Politics / . by grafitti(m): 9:02pm On Sep 10, 2017
Romance / Re: Men: Is This Possible? by grafitti(m): 8:53pm On Sep 10, 2017
Rooneyboy:
It's possible but extremely difficult.

Once you have an active sex life it becomes difficult to go celibate abruptly.

For me if there isn't sex in a week I become unstable till I satisfy my cravings.

folakemigeh:
I think u are the only one who has said something true I WANTED TO HEAR

FIXED wink
Crime / Re: A Nigerian In Germany Loses €85,000 Hidden In A Bag To Lagos Wharf Rats by grafitti(m): 1:39pm On Sep 10, 2017
TonyeBarcanista:
This story look fictitious. Who will send such huge amount via such means? Very fake news just to make social media trend.

....a criminal would!
#nothing~gained~nothing~lost wink

kolaaderin:
A foolish man will surely path with his money. Obviously very stupid, he never really worked for the money, if he did will surely not send it through that medium.

blackbeau1:
Illegal money stolen illegally
Celebrities / Re: Eniola Badmus: "I Am Not 40 Years, I Am 34" by grafitti(m): 5:37pm On Sep 08, 2017
najaka:
sorry to burst ur bubbles.... i am not married

Hmmm... Kudos then!
Celebrities / Re: Eniola Badmus: "I Am Not 40 Years, I Am 34" by grafitti(m): 1:27pm On Sep 08, 2017
najaka:
i am proud of my age....
Lolz.....almost all d time a #matured woman isn't shy to say her true age is when she's married. Then she feels fulfilled.
I can hazard a guess dt u are married, right?! wink
Celebrities / Lady Spends 23 Years Growing Fingernails Crowned.... by grafitti(m): 11:25am On Sep 08, 2017
Lady Who Spent 23-years Growing Her Nails Crowned the 2018 Woman with Longest Fingernails (Photos)


Holder of 2018 World longest fingernails

A nail artist from Houston, Texas, identified as Ayanna Williams, has been crowned with the title of the world's longest fingernails by the 2018 Guinness World Records, and in total her nails measure more than 18 feet long, each of which is just under two foot long.

She has also revealed that the most challenging thing about having extremely long fingernails, which can take up to one week to paint, is pulling up her trousers.


While she's constantly getting lots of attention for her nails, and knows she is rather unique, her friends and family think it's quite normal.

In order to take care of her nails, Ayanna uses anti-bacterial soap and a nail brush to clean them daily. And to help them grow, she regularly applies hardener and a thin layer of acrylic.

'To let my children know that anything they want to accomplish can be done. It takes courage, discipline and patience but it can be accomplished,' said Ayanna on her reason for applying for the record.
'I am elated and honoured. Never in my wildest dreams did I think I'd make it into the Guinness World Records books!'

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Celebrities / Re: Girl Thanks Tattoo Artist, Bizzyaski, For Tattooing Her Body Unclad (Pics) by grafitti(m): 11:10am On Sep 08, 2017
paiz:
Girls are going bad
But you know what? I love bad girls

Loving bad gehs na small tin, d koko be ''can u marry a bad geh?"

Celebrities / Re: Akpororo Reacts To Yung6ix's DJ's Accusations About His Wife, Sex & Abortions by grafitti(m): 10:41am On Sep 08, 2017
HumanistMike:
The comedian knows he stands no chance in court.

In a counter suit, he'll have to prove in court yung6 has no hits which means, he'll have to define what a "hit" is. At that point, his defence will be "oh, I was just joking".

So he knows if he sues yung6's DJ and dude has difficulties proving his wife used to be a cheerful giver, the DJ will be quick to say "oh, I was just joking o. It's all entertainment" and that will be the end.

I'm glad the DJ gave akpororo a taste of the ills of his art. You can't cause someone emotional pain just to further your career. Don't try to fall people so you can use them as a ladder!

For those that feel the DJ went too far, I'll say this:
IN AN ALTERCATION, THE MOMENT YOU PUT HANDS ON A PERSON, ALL GLOVES ARE OFF. AT THAT POINT, YOU LOSE THE RIGHT TO NEGOTIATE A RETALIATION. IT WONT BE A CASE OF "I DIDNT HIT YOU HARD" OR "I HIT YOU IN SUCH N SUCH PLACE SO YOU GOTTA HIT ME IN THE SAME SPOT" NO! JUST BRACE YOURSELF FOR WHATEVER RETALIATION YOU GET.

Be smart yall!


That's their stock in trade. Most of them (comedians) are glass-jawed. They are quick to throw d punch (via disguised insults) but cry blue murder when they come across a pound-for-pound fighter. All in d guise of making dr career 'blow' , they don't mind libeling/slandering anyone, but when d person retaliates they suddenly begin to play d victim. Ala seyi law/Kemi olunloyo, AY etc.

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Health / Re: "MouthAction Is Dangerous" Gynaecologist Warns by grafitti(m): 7:09pm On Sep 07, 2017
holatin:
yeah I concur.

truth is bitter

you know am right, dip your hand into it and put it in your mouth if you are sure of a germ free pussy

That's d point!
Even d owners/carriers of d goody bags know its not safe 4 consumption
The fact DT oyinbo made it popular doesn't make it right!

The average adventurer considers poo eating a taboo but won't bate an eyelid b4 licking his/her partner's anus .....aka analingus ......abeg, whats d difference? undecided

Male folks Jus's wanna act all macho over what they know next to nothing about......
SMH!

undecided undecided

brainpulse:
This are perilous times. How will a normal human being use mouth made for eating for cleaning a woman's VJ and ass(for excretion).
The VJ has a process of cleaning out some little infections on its own while the mouth can't.
Some VJs are terrible to the owner and you are using your mouth as lawma for cleaning gutters.

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Health / "MouthAction Is Dangerous" Gynaecologist Warns by grafitti(m): 3:45pm On Sep 07, 2017
MouthAction is dangerous, Gynaecologist warns

A professor, Adegboyega Fawole of the University of Ilorin Teaching Hospital, UITH, has warned that Human Papiloma Virus (HPV) has been found in the throat of people engaging in MouthAction.

Mr. Fawole, who is of the Department of Gynaecology, UITH, told the News Agency of Nigeria in Ilorin on Tuesday that HPV was mostly sexually transmitted.

He said that the virus caused almost all cases of cervical cancer and could cause genital warts and anal cancer.

“MouthAction has been linked with an increased risk of acquiring HPV infection in the mouth and with an increased risk of developing oral cancers that are caused by HPV.

“However, sex in general has also been linked with these risks,” he said.

The gynaecologist warned that those engaging in MouthAction were twice more likely to have oral HPV infection than those who did not engage in MouthAction.

Mr. Fawole, however, said there was no need for individuals in monogamous relationships to restrict their sexual activities if the pair was in good health.

He called on people to always go for screening and check-up to guard against cancer of any kind.

(NAN)

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Romance / Re: Misplaced Umbrella Brought Soon-To-Be Couple Together. Photos by grafitti(m): 8:05pm On Sep 06, 2017
Fkforyou:
God told her "her husband has a cut on his ankle", she works at the store you manage,you are her boss, she sees you every day, probably saw the cut too

As for the man, she doesn't keep friends, how do you know? Are you a spy? undecided

she forgot her umbrella, shey she no go resume work the next day ni? Or her cousin can't take it home to her? You are her boss and her errand boy....Oshe... undecided

You are eyeing her, she is eyeing you.

This must be a match made in heaven.


Walahi, Lwkmd!
grin grin
Science/Technology / Re: The 10 Most Dangerous Waters In The World by grafitti(m): 6:49pm On Sep 05, 2017
ttemmi:
Not complete without the Bermuda Triangle. Also known as the Devil's Triangle.
Was expecting op to put it as no.1 undecided
Romance / Re: Don't Know If This Is Called (LOVE) by grafitti(m): 3:49pm On Sep 04, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
grin

Its not love oooo.. we girls are naturally born as a confused human beings sha..Indecisive when it comes to this matter but once u keep pursuing ur intentions to her, im pretty she will give in grin


....can't agree more....
#on_point!

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Romance / Re: He Broke Up With Me.... When He Noticed Am Over Him,he Did This by grafitti(m): 7:48am On Sep 04, 2017
IamKashyBaby:



shocked

Abeeg...who drop nudez on fb where ur family & friends are there as well shocked ?

Unless its been HACKED by a hacker like someone from NL wink
smiley
Romance / Re: He Broke Up With Me.... When He Noticed Am Over Him,he Did This by grafitti(m): 3:19am On Sep 04, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
grin


Or you can deactivate your fb..change ur password and create another one.. grin


Lolz.......

Imagine what would have happened if d op had some nude pics/incriminating details on her social media handles,........ by now tori 4 don get k-leg wink
Crime / Re: Asma'u Nyako, Nigeria Lady Impersonated On Twitter With Fake Nude Photos by grafitti(m): 1:45pm On Sep 03, 2017
IamKashyBaby:



grin

There is no bubble to burst..and if ur the hacker...go hack my stuppid twitter and bring it here..

Lolz......

To avoid stories that touch, one should keep 'sensitive' details out of social media.
Crime / Re: Asma'u Nyako, Nigeria Lady Impersonated On Twitter With Fake Nude Photos by grafitti(m): 1:04pm On Sep 03, 2017
IamKashyBaby:



Not yet but i have to check all my social media account now and secure it before its too late.. grin
cheesy
Education / Re: Admission Is On In Istanbul Aydin University Turkey by grafitti(m): 11:46pm On Sep 02, 2017
sloye5:


babbel app

babbel.com

Thanks
Education / Re: Admission Is On In Istanbul Aydin University Turkey by grafitti(m): 11:42pm On Sep 02, 2017
@sloye5,
Pls, where can one learn d German language in Lagos.


Thanks
Health / Re: 7 Easy Ways To Get Yourself A Healthy Digestive System by grafitti(m): 9:35pm On Sep 01, 2017
Eldinot4:
FTC after how many years grin i will trek to aso rock if i get 100likes.

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Romance / Popular Comedian Blames Big Booty For Marrying Ex-wife by grafitti(m): 5:48pm On Sep 01, 2017
My Wife's Big Buttocks & Hips Led Me Into Useless Marriage - Popular Comedian Regrets Wedding (Photos)
2017/09/01 12:45:02tori.ng



The comedian and his wife on their wedding day

While speaking in an exclusive interview with UTV’s Wofa Kwesi in Ghana, the country's popular comedian, Benson Nana Yaw Oduro Boateng, widely known as Funny Face, revealed that his ex-wife’s massive behind and hips were what lured him into marrying her - a mistake he greatly regrets.

Funny Face who admitted that his “useless” marriage to Elisabeth Adjoa Ntim ended in divorce because she committed 36 ‘sins’ which were “worse than killing", said “My marriage was a useless mistake,” Funny Face told

Apart from rumours and speculations that his ex-wife was sleeping around with even friends of her husband’s, Funny Face said some of his ex-spouse’s other sins were worse than adultery.


“I didn’t do my homework well before marrying her. Big buttocks and a** and hips pushed me into marrying her,” he said, adding that a tracker he installed in his ex-wife’s car recorded all her sins, which he has decided not to speak about since January 2016.

According to him, his ex-wife’s sins forced him to “almost commit suicide but the gun wouldn’t shoot” when he pulled the trigger.
“What I’ve been through is worse than killing… I’ve moved on, but I’m hurt because of the lies people are peddling about me,” he said.

Funny Face, said further that he has learnt his lessons and so did his homework in choosing his current partner whose character “I saw before I saw her buttocks”.

He said “her vision, simplicity, what she wants to do in life and her love for kids” made him choose her





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Culture / Re: Real Reason Olori Wuraola Moved Out Of Ooni‘s Palace - ThisDayLive by grafitti(m): 8:13pm On Aug 26, 2017
Ishilove:
While I don't believe this version of events, I have always known the infidelity angle was a lie dreamed up by unscrupulous bloggers.

We can also see that this version is a hatchet job by someone in the Olori's camp.


Perfect! Its as clear as day!

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Romance / Re: Unmarried Kenyan Lady In Wedding Gown Carries Placard In Search Of A Husband by grafitti(m): 10:16pm On Aug 22, 2017
stephenduru:
Woman Who Already Has A Daughter And Is In Desperate Search Of A Husband, Goes Out In Public With Placards

  Courageous Nyambura is looking for a husband.She is already in a wedding gown.

On a serious note, one is strongly led to believe that this lady is in need of counseling and help .Anyone specializing in that field to reach out to her?


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/08/woman-who-already-has-daughter-and-is.html?m=1

On d contrary I think she's exercising her faith!
Romance / Re: My Neighbour's Wife Leaves The Door Open While Bathing by grafitti(m): 3:57pm On Aug 21, 2017
Lewaluv:
Ignore her Because it will only bring problems.

....and coming from a woman....
Kudos!

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