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PoliticsRe: Security Agencies Infiltrate Militants by graphiti: 10:30pm On Jul 09, 2016
herbie27:
cheesy cheesy cheesy what will they achieve now by letting the world knw that NDA has been compromised .

Jokers.
Simple!

The heartbreak of internal/household enemies of Nigeria!

RomanceRe: What Will You Do If After Washing, Cleaning & Cooking For Your BF, He Says This? by graphiti: 2:21pm On Jul 09, 2016
TrapQueen77:
Who's uncle is this? angry
Juz open his big mouth and carry nonsense talk. Abeg, make shift somewhere... Ur blocking my way
Take it:

RomanceRe: What Will You Do If After Washing, Cleaning & Cooking For Your BF, He Says This? by graphiti: 2:03pm On Jul 09, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin I think all the plates and kitchen utensils will be flying straight to his ugly face .
medexico:
Now he is ugly abi?
TrapQueen77:
cheesy ooh Yes
SMH (slowly)!!!



After bobo yaff overshined the Congo?

When we talk "fish brain" now, some pipo go dey carri vex!


Pftttt.

RomanceRe: What Will You Do If After Washing, Cleaning & Cooking For Your BF, He Says This? by graphiti: 2:02pm On Jul 09, 2016
RomanceRe: What Will You Do If After Washing, Cleaning & Cooking For Your BF, He Says This? by graphiti: 1:50pm On Jul 09, 2016
99foxxy:
Thank goodness, you said your grandpa. am i your grandpa? so you guys believe they ain't no virgins anymore?
Orni, never said such.

Try to see d joke in btw my lines.

I've never even seen u b4, talkless of knowing u.

It will be presumptuous of me to be at variance with ur assertion.

Have a lovely day

FashionRe: Before & After Make-up Photos Of A Bride That Has Been Sparking Reactions (pics) by graphiti: 10:20pm On Jul 08, 2016
Pandorabox:
Who am I to judge? After all a man is getting married to her. We that have smooth face never Marry o.
Arzinnn ehn.....
Abeg yarn dem "OKONKWOs" o!
PoliticsRe: Obiano Pays For 70 Cows To Appease Herdsmen by graphiti: 7:23pm On Jul 08, 2016
malele:
Sorry my governor doesn't dinner with the kind of people in APC
donchuzy22:
Jesus!! Dis Ur English Is Jail Breaking grin
ds pipo sha...., una nor go kee parzin!

PoliticsRe: Obiano Pays For 70 Cows To Appease Herdsmen by graphiti: 7:08pm On Jul 08, 2016
solace2013:
This is the most sensible human being from the South East, kudos.
On point bro, on point!

Unfortunately, in dt clime, subtlety, discretion, tactfulness and diplomacy (devoid of aggression) are seen as cowardice!


SMH!
PoliticsRe: Obiano Pays For 70 Cows To Appease Herdsmen by graphiti: 6:39pm On Jul 08, 2016
[quote author=chosen04 post=47336501[b]u]Obiano is truly a lost soul. No wonder real Agulerians keep rejecting him as a son of the soil. Agulerians regret even managing this lost soul as an 'adopted son'[/u][/b][/quote]Lolz.... A very bold move by Obiano, but...... peradventure u need a bolder move, u can have adopt Fayose.... for free!



Rotf!

RomanceRe: Guys, Do You Really Despise Makeup? by graphiti: 2:16pm On Jul 08, 2016
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RomanceRe: What Will You Do If After Washing, Cleaning & Cooking For Your BF, He Says This? by graphiti: 2:04pm On Jul 08, 2016
99foxxy:
No big deal, after all must all dates lead to marriage? can't cook in my boy friend's house because i ain't his wife and be side don't have one. Team virgin coolNo big deal, after all must all dates lead to marriage? can't cook in my boy friend's house because i ain't his wife and be side don't have one. Team virgin
Hurray! .

My grandpa has juss been invited to d under-17 football team.

RomanceRe: What Will You Do If After Washing, Cleaning & Cooking For Your BF, He Says This? by graphiti: 1:56pm On Jul 08, 2016
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RomanceRe: What Will You Do If After Washing, Cleaning & Cooking For Your BF, He Says This? by graphiti:
"Yeh mogbe......

ds boy yaff kee me...."

PoliticsRe: NNPC Reports Monthly Profit Of N274m For The First Time In 15 Years - ThisDay by graphiti:
DelGardo:
Great!

We have seen that it is possible to bring change and progress. When the man said he will stabilise the industry they laughed. Because successive administrations failed to bring transparency and professionalism to management of the oil sector, they thought it was impossible.

We now have sincere leadership. Despite their determination to see this government fail, despite their un-belief and distractions, lies and mischief, we are making progress. Things can only get better!

May God strengthen Buhari and those he is working with to deliver the change we voted for.

AgricultureRe: Woman Sitting On Bunch Of Bananas On Okada (photo) by graphiti: 9:40pm On Jul 07, 2016
osesology:
And na dat banana wey she put her kitten naim pipo wan still go dey chop later...God save us!
Urrrrrghh!

FamilyRe: My Wife's Siblings Are Breaking Us Apart And I'm Mad Right Now by graphiti:
pharmagba:
I got it
You wanted my attention badly
I'm sorry you're not my type, NOT even for a side chick
Yekpa, ds geh nor go kee parzin wit laff sha!

#rotf + lmfao + lwtmb!

Let's assume I "wanted ur attention" (sic) in d 1st instance, the mere fact dt u could try to justify d OP's wife's shameful mouth-running misdemeanor shows dt I'd rather kee myself than confide in u!

As I said earlier this is just a
sister to sister talk that gone
awry and hence developed bad
blood in the relationship. This
happens to someone you share
your innersmost secret and is
giving a bad advice.
As aforementioned, u are free (like bicycle wheel) to reveal ur own/personal secrets to whosoever u desire, but NOT anoda parzin's secret (least ur husband's most cherished secret ) without their permission!




Na so Delilah take reveal hin husband (Samson) secret to hin enemies!
Judges 16 vs 4-21


#Baba~God~save~us~from~mouthrunning~"friends"

FamilyRe: My Wife's Siblings Are Breaking Us Apart And I'm Mad Right Now by graphiti:
uplawal:
I just realised you are a foolish insecure man,shay oibinrin tan laye ni?you playing with oka.cobra,because of 6weeks pregnancy you are jitterring?i have seen couples that endures your rubbish thinking and later divorced after 5kids and ended with sickness and later death,do you want yours to be like that?so in your mind you think bigger problem wont occur through them,you must be joking right,i only pity you.i would advise you to to still divorce her,but let the divorce take effect after the child is fully breastfed for 2yrs,then you can take her from her to your mum, to care,she will get to know her mother when shes grown and of sound mind so her mum and family dnt infect her with their evil virus. dnt
pharmagba:
The way you are mentioning divorce I doubt if you are married or a lady.
In this marriage, mind you we are listening to only one partner hence it is very wise to advice him on the path of reconcilation.
Don't be surprised if you hear from the lady, you'll think the husband is very bad.
As I said earlier this is just a sister to sister talk that gone awry and hence developed bad blood in the relationship. This happens to someone you share your innersmost secret and is giving a bad advice.
This is a minor issue that can be sorted out between the two.
Finally for you to come here and make your comment that one should divorce, it indicates you aare very myopic in accessment of thing
Poor relationship management and poor knowledge of marriage
Yeh! **falls off mat**
See gorilla calling someone monkey!

Plz, always read d poo u type b4 posting!

Did u just hear urself?
In ur "church mind" what do u think d guy could've done to warrant d geh casting him and his entire generation b4 her siblings to d extent of revealing a most priced secret (ie d 1 testicle tin) 2 her siblings? If she could stoop so low............. she has metaphorically killed d guy!

Yes, she's free to divulge her own secrets as she so desires, but Bruhhhhhh........, not anoda parzinz secret - how much less ur husband[/b]
This shows dt u yourself can't be entrusted with a vital secret


#2~of~a~kind

2ndly, abeg who is suffering from acute obtuse reflex myopia btw d 2 of u? The fact dt u can't stand another person's contrary opinion show sey ya mind narrow pass needle!


The more u try 2 form sey "na only me sabi" 4 ds thread, d more u dey convince pipo sey na frozen akamu dey in-between ur ears!

FamilyRe: My Wife's Siblings Are Breaking Us Apart And I'm Mad Right Now by graphiti: 1:05pm On Jul 06, 2016
phlemzy:
Op I salute your maturity in handling this very sensitive issue. Most men out there will tow the path of divorce. A very shocking thing u discovered. If u didn't check that phone, your sister-inlaws will just be scriptwriting your matrimonial home from the comfort of their own home. Just be mature and reasonable about every thing. [s]If only couples can live without interference from in-laws[/s] ,plenty marriages wouldn't have landed in divorce today.
Much more like "if only couples DONT allow interference from nosy "laws" and in-laws!
FamilyRe: My Wife's Siblings Are Breaking Us Apart And I'm Mad Right Now by graphiti:
ashjay001:
Those u quoted stabbed were suspected to be adulterous, op didn't say anything abt adultery.

So far in my short life, women tend to be in d killing mood when it involves another woman having access to their man, so until op involves himself in such(by d way, I feel op is a muslim-access to wives), his life should be safe. Though, whatever he does should be predicated on her reaction to his confrontation.

She might show remorse when confronted, why disrupt d poor kid's life? If she doesn't, all bets are off!
Nwanne, u are a man and u are reasoning like one (ie logical ) . Unfortunately, the female folks are a different breed - they are unpredictable cos they are governed by their emotions [ie emotional ) how much more a naive, vulnerable and gullible one like d OP's wife. The scariest thing in ds case is dt d woman geh has absolutely no mind of her own and dt's really troubling if u ask me. She is fully tied to her envious siblings' (and perhaps friends') apron strings.

The scriptures says: "For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also" Matt 6v21. She treasures d counsel of her husband's /marriage's enemies..... and dt is d Most dangerous thing.




The evil siblings can easily brainwash her to mix "juju" or some other things in order to "save" (sic) her marriage..................... and u and I know her "prematuric" mental state - she'll most probably do it!!!
FamilyRe: My Wife's Siblings Are Breaking Us Apart And I'm Mad Right Now by graphiti: 8:49am On Jul 06, 2016
nma24:
He should confront her alone and get a stab in the neck while sleeping shey.... Wife be damned o... No one came into this life to be wrecked by his fellow human being.
Hehehehehe...., when gbege eventually hapin, na d same "counselors" go flood nairaland with "rip", "Eyahhhhh" comments

SMH!

FamilyRe: My Wife's Siblings Are Breaking Us Apart And I'm Mad Right Now by graphiti: 8:12am On Jul 06, 2016
MrMcJay:
OP, keep her in your house very well you hear? Wetin dey worry u sef?
E dey do me like say make I use slap jump-start ur brain.

The day her sisters advise her to kill you, you are a dead man. Rat poison is very cheap, 3 for N50. You'll just start getting dry and die behind the fridge Alternatively, when she disconnects the brake of your car and you dance under Dangote trailer, we'll read it here on NL.

By the way, tell your wife's sister's husbands o what their wives are up to. At least if you guys want to buy your coffins in bulk, it should be cheaper.

Even if you don't value your life, pity your mother and daughter and kick out that devil even if it's a temporary separation.

Flee from temptation... and don't leave a forwarding address.
The underlined really got me in stitches!

#chop~and~dry~tinz. lolz.

As trivial as it may sound, it is d utmost truth! The issh! here is dt d lady is super-gullible and as such can't be trusted . What more definition of an enemy does one need?

Devguru was 2 hasty! He shdnt have played d recording 2 her. That would have been d joker, but now dt d cat is outta d bag, he has only succeeded in making a simpleton wiser as she (and her demonic advisers) won't be caught napping thru dt means. They will surely device a non-techie way of communicating their evil machinations.

Surely, he has to reveal ds mess (recordings) to at least his dad (ds was d 1st action he Shd av taken).

From his write-up, it's pretty obvious dt d siblings (ladies) were envious of her marriage but "madam" wuz. 2 blind 2 notice.

The worst friend one can pray 2 have around him/her is a fickle-minded fellow, how much less a spouse. Dt's like sitting smoking on a drum of gun powder!


4 a start, he must Tell his father!

FamilyRe: My Wife's Siblings Are Breaking Us Apart And I'm Mad Right Now by graphiti: 7:31am On Jul 06, 2016
ashjay001:
Op, a delicate child is involved, so pls temper love with whatever u're doing.

Its always about d kids
, in most marriages, at d end of d day.

Play it to ur parents, play it to her and rest ur case. Her subsequent reactions/behavior will determine ur way forward. All things pass, this too will pass.
Eyahhhhh....... **snffs**
It's about d kids shey?

Don't worry, when d simpleton wife is brainwashed to stab him in d neck/add otapiapia to his food, d pikinz will not live dia lives abi?

Ngwa!


https://www.nairaland.com/3203169/
wife-stabs-integrated-science-
teacher/1#47172503

https://www.nairaland.com/2912463/
yewande-fatoki-husband-killer-
pictures

FamilyRe: My Wife's Siblings Are Breaking Us Apart And I'm Mad Right Now by graphiti: 7:10am On Jul 06, 2016
FOREXMART:
connect the bloody phone using usb to your laptop, extract the saved recorded files to your system, install the same app on your phone, connect your phone to your pc, transfer those recorded files you took from her phone to the same folder in your phone and play as evidence, create a back up on your system, divorce your wife, you can't sleep on the same bed with the enemy and devil, show the recorded message to her parents and your parents and send her packing, nuff said, drops Mic.
#Jack~Bauer-tinz

FamilyRe: My Wife's Siblings Are Breaking Us Apart And I'm Mad Right Now by graphiti:
modified





Jethrolite:
DevGuru follow what GoldenJAT said to the letter before you end up dead. You have no marriage. Before anything make sure you get those audio recordings and tears of blood will not make you change your opinion.
Bruhhhhhh!

I've not read goldenjat comment but I agree with the underlined 100%.

With all her siblings have said/done and coupled with his wife's malleability, she could be easily brainwashed to add "sniper" to his food.

His life is at risk.

True, "he that findeth a wife findeth a good tin" - prov 18v22 ; but he who ABSTAIN from marriage, findeth a Better thing- Matt 19 v 3 - 12



Kenfil:
Wow is all I can say right now... Op if am in ur shoes and I know very well that my hands are clean and did nothing bad to warrant all these, kia kia na divorce straight away o... How can u sleep with two eyes closed set?
@ d bolded: my thot exactly!


lastpage:
Its like a thief telling the police: Dont ever catch me! shocked shocked grin grin

Devguru, if you suspect your wife is having an affair and you trace her to the rendevous point, so you can be sure of whats really amiss..... her mother will tell you (the husband): My In-law, wetin now? my daughter avoided you enough now? Why should you follow her all the wat to that far place! grin grin


But seriously, my sixth sense tells me that the O'P is one of those men "DESTINED" to die at the hands of woman.
Trust me, he wont take to any of the advice he has been given.
One day, we will read his story: Husband dies mysteriously in his sleep....... wife is crying her eyes out!
After three months, wife re-marries......... to husband's driver
! shocked shocked

Such is life ........and the "fatal foolishness" of some men.






Lastpage!
Love ko, loff ni!

Jara~for~ Devguru :



https://www.nairaland.com/3203169/wife-stabs-integrated-science-teacher/1#47172503



https://www.nairaland.com/2912463/yewande-fatoki-husband-killer-pictures


#dont~be~a~sucker~4~luv
#use~ur~head!

PoliticsRe: Premium Times Suspends Samuel Ogundipe Over Aisha Buhari/Jefferson Report-Signal by graphiti:
BlackSeptember:
It doesn't stop Aishaliburton from being a criminal and a THEIF
bejeiodus:
You obviously didn't read the news.
AntiIPOB:
with the size of the head you are carrying,it is pathetic that there is nothing within,if he is sure of the source of his report,why ignored the query,it is so easy to identify ipob and pained jonathan gatemen on nairaland this days.
Make una dey dia dey complain!

Una neffa know sey dis pipo and stupidity na like 1 & 2.

Even if Aisha go Yankee 2day~2day, u go hia:

."why is she juss going now, why didn't she go when d matta was hot? "

" why didn't she travel to Washington DC (where she would've been picked up) instead of Texas? "

Plz, save ur saliva cos ds blokes are obstinately imbecilic!

Like a nairalander said: " it's a vicious cycle : they tell a lie, then they make themselves believe d lie, then they feed their children with d same lie"

SMH!


#ipoo and stupidity? Na like.........

RomanceRe: When you choose to be a fool for love. by graphiti: 5:47pm On Jul 04, 2016
eph12:
Yea I understand what you mean just that I was enjoying your playing around with pictures and that your village story.
But if you insist I lick the soup and chew the plates I agree cheesy cheesy cheesy

RomanceRe: When you choose to be a fool for love. by graphiti: 5:32pm On Jul 04, 2016
eph12:
Lol. Seems you have been looking for how to upload all those pictures. Opening a thread does not equate to reading it's contents. So how come it's same as eating the soup licking the plates and spitting it out? Do you read the contents of every thread you open? Am not saying his threads are off points o. Am just saying his threads are common knowledge or not interesting to ME.

Well I know you will still come up with more pictures and more stories of the boy in your village that ate the soup and licked the pot. It's OK though as they are more interesting than the contents of the OP.
Bia, tnks 4 d diversion.........(in bold).... but no thanks!

what caused all ds wrangling was ur assertion that u close d thread once u know Toks2008 is d author, pure and simple:

eph12:
Maybe it's me but anytime I open a thread and it's this tok thread I just close it immediately .
eph12, Obviously, this time around u didn't close it immediately.......... but was enticed to comment.

This is d bone of contention!

Gerrit?

RomanceRe: When you choose to be a fool for love. by graphiti: 3:34pm On Jul 04, 2016
eph12:
Do you mean why I didn't read one bit of the op? By the way it was on fp and of course you can't see the author of the thread.
U've gravely missed d point!
There are some dudes on nairaland that I NEVER bother 2 read their piece(s) once I know they are the author.



My grouse is: Once u knew it was Toks2008, u should have taken d exit door!

What u have just done, like d soup-licking dude, is chew the meat and spat it out after sucking d "juice".

My take: to really show dt u detest tok's thread, next time, just press d "ignore button" ie, move on to other threads





That's when u'll earn my.........

RomanceRe: When you choose to be a fool for love. by graphiti: 3:05pm On Jul 04, 2016
eph12:
So what do you think made him lick the plate?
Bravo!

A perfect question.

eph12:
anytime I open a thread and it's this tok thread I just close it immediately .
My pipo talk sey, "d meat wey parzin nor dey chop, é nor dey use teeth divide am"!




U detest tok2008 's thread, yet u opened
it AND commented on it!



So can u plz tell ds honourable houz Why u swallowed ur own vomit

RomanceRe: When you choose to be a fool for love. by graphiti: 1:39pm On Jul 04, 2016
eph12:
Maybe it's me but anytime I open a thread and it's this tok thread I just close it immediately.
Bruhhhhhh!

Yet u didn't close ds one. U not only opened it, but you commented on it!

Reminds me of d bloke who complained dt d soup was sour but devoured d same soup and also licked d plate!

PoliticsRe: PDP Releases Press Statement Over Abia Governorship by graphiti: 8:00pm On Jul 03, 2016
TonyeBarcanista:
I believe that this should be a PDP affair but whatever led the Abia PDP to issue statement is best known to them.



I remain neutral I'm this roforofo
Hmmmmm, will ds party ever learn?

This same "itz a family/PDP affair" (where ligic/common sense shd've prevailed) turned d largest political party in Africa to a bitter and hate-filled regional/tribal party


SMH!

FamilyRe: Wife Stabs Integrated Science Teacher To Death, Removes His Intestine by graphiti: 7:08pm On Jul 03, 2016
lordkhalifa:
Abeg someone should show me how to comment
I would've shown u, but when I saw avenger as ur signature....

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