₦airaland Forum

dhaveedo:
A big lie where is the blood, abi how will u stab somone bringing the intestine out without blood being sheed I don't believe this story

crazymommy:
so assuming he is an unrepentant cheat does that mean he should be stabbed to death??why can't the woman walk out of the marriage...when some men killed their wife for whatever reasons we women condemned such men and now that it is the other way round we should not be hypocritical about it.. .

donbenedict:
Better to live with a lion.

Donpizzle:
Wearing aso ebi or being naked has nothing to do with smoking. People smoke with their mouth not wif body .
In other words; this news is not new.

ireneony:
Hmmm..
Which kind wedding gown ur wife wear...

I'm not pleased.

Sometimes i get this feeling that most nairaland guys are local champions.

charlyxx9:
you don't mean it see nose like wetin them gum smile not even sexy.

steppin:
E be like say you send pm she no reply
Guys sef!

repogirl:
Awesome.
They killed the pose.

kenedy175:
The man looked okay but the lady doesn't
The slit would have been more revealing. Why place the gun on her leg instead of her thigh?
See her belly ! this isn't sexy at all!

madridguy:
I you watch this movie back in 2005 you will understand where the scope comes from.

Engrpj:
Now this got me cracking my Ribs. .

Iyalaya mosquito

mizzkweenbee:
Now if he hadn't slapped her, would there have been reason for the girl to hold his shirt?.

saintdennis:
I have no experience sparring with leftist.

Bye.

saintdennis:
Smh another Nl dude who has comprehension issues.

Wow!

mizzkweenbee:
Mumu, na ur kinda person dey batter their wife anyhow. No matter what, a real man will never hit a woman.

But u're not a real man, so I understand ur mumuism

saintdennis:
"NO MATTER WHAT"? That's the dumbest line ever! It was created by smart women but mostly used by d-ll females like yourself.

I can bet anything ur father has hit ur mom @least once b4, going by ur logic ur FATHER IS NOT A REAL MAN?

Since u a female, wanted to explain y I said she deserved the beating but ur "omo-alata" style shows u can't b reasoned with.

Here's a hint tho: I stated she deserved d BEATING... not the SLAP . #m-mu!
Pls Run along...

saintdennis:
That babe deserved the beating . But the military dude erred. Well he's in trouble.

Don't quote me if u failed comprehension.

dammytosh:
Na wa

This actually made front page.

Nairaland is becoming a reflection of Nigeria.

They are both sick.

aotlatitude:
Omo, but Kate Henshaw fine o!

Jolsnow:
[color=maroon] Wise guy.
I swear nothing beats a sincere apology. [/color]

Cieno:
Unsure if you can make it to the end of the day without dozing at your desk? Sleepless nights can be tough, but trying to stay awake while working is even more harder. Whether you partied all night or stayed up with a newborn, or you lost sleep while finishing up a project, now you’re at work and you’re having a difficult time staying awake. You promise yourself that you’ll get more sleep, if you can just make it through the day without being discovered by your boss with your eyes closed. Falling asleep on the job can risk your employment, and may signal a larger problem with your sleep habits.

Here are very easy ways to keep your eyes open from 9-5.

1. Take a short walk
Get up, walk around the office or go out and get some sunshine. Bright light and a quick walk will get your blood pumping and energise you. The rest of your day will be a breeze.



2. Acquire a standing desk
Get a desk that can be raised and lowered, this affords you the opportunity to stand up while you’re working. Changing positions can keep you energized and alert.



3. Splash cold water on your face
There’s nothing as refreshing as cool water on your face. Splash some on to keep you alert. The reason your body responds the way it does to cold is that it’s prepping itself to work to keep you warm. Your body needs to regulate your internal temperature to keep all of its organs functioning. So if it detects ice or extreme cold, it will work to keep itself awake longer.



4. Chew ice
If you chew ice, it’s almost impossible to fall asleep. The chilling temperature keeps the brain on its toes, even while you are driving late at night, exhausted, and what you really want to do is fall asleep.
Chewing anything, even if it’s just your pen or pencil, causes your body to think you are about to eat. Your body will prepare for food intake by releasing insulin, which will make you more alert.

5. Exercise before work
Exercise in the office. Just because you’re sitting down doesn’t mean you can’t use your muscles. So exercise at your computer, or get up every once in a while and stimulate some blood flow to keep you alert.
Try simple exercises like jumping jacks, push-ups, crunches, and squats. Don’t push yourself like you do in the gym; instead, just exercise enough to get your blood flowing and keep your coworkers from noticing your strange behavior!
Stay on your feet as much as possible. If you’re sitting most of the time, get yourself up every 20-30 minutes.Whether you take a class or go for a run, studies show that exercise increases your overall energy throughout the day.

6. Listen to music
Listening to music activates certain parts of your brain that can keep you alert. Music triggers emotional responses in humans, helping us engage many parts of the brain.
Listen to music that’s energizing to you. If possible, dance or sing along, even if you just bob your head or hum. Music that’s irritating or jarring may keep you awake better than music that’s familiar. Just do your co-workers a favor and remember to use headphones!

7. Have a caffeine fix
Caffeine is only a temporary way to get you going, but it’s very effective. Try to stick to coffee and tea rather than energy drinks — extreme caffeine doses will cause you to crash and burn.

8. Consume less sugar[/b]
Eating sugar-laden foods will only keep you awake for a short while. Once that sugar rush wears off, you will feel more sleepy than ever. Stay off the sweet stuff and munch on healthy options like nuts instead.

9. Don’t Sit All Day
Sitting at the same desk all day becomes monotonous and too comfortable. Go to your office’s kitchen or common space and work there for a few hours. The new surroundings will awaken your senses and keep you awake.

10. Expose yourself to bright light
Preferably, natural daylight. Your body’s internal clock (its circadian rhythms) are regulated by your exposure to sunlight. This means you can trick your body into believing it should be awake even when it feels tired.

11.Step outside, even just for a bit.
If you can step outside (even on a cloudy day) or look out the window for a full minute, you’ll be more alert.

12. Take a power nap
If you have the time, sleeping for just 15-20 minutes can increase your alertness by leaps and bounds if you have a cup of coffee (or any other form of caffeine) right before you fall asleep. The caffeine will take about 20 minutes to begin working, so you shouldn’t have any trouble falling asleep right away, and you’ll wake up refreshed.

13. Call someone
Make a call to a friend or a cousin or anyone who makes you laugh or excites you. A light conversation will definitely refresh your mind and you will be ready to start working before you know. Take a stroll while talking on the phone. It will keep you active. People tend to converse more animatedly when they walk and talk.


14. Get more sleep at night – Duh


SOURCE:http://www.naijasauce.com.ng/14-easy-ways-to-stay-awake-at-work/

MzPecs:
Who send them?

if i'm driving a car on that road, i'll splash them water

donbenedict:



smh at the comment above me

georjay:
11. When the interviewer request to peruse your nairaland profile and he sees AWON WEREY 100%

12. When the interviewer checks your nairaland topics and post only to discover that you supported lanicky meanwhile he was mimzy campaign manager

13. When it gets to your turn to be interviewed and your stomach start protesting and then your ass hole let you down by releasing gas intermittently....

donbenedict:




Hr: are u a nairalander?


Cutehector: pardon?

Hr: never mind

contactmorak:
May God not make us foolish.... When do you think he will finish?

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/06/lol.html

Iamsynord:
Okj

ofeoil:
My brother, Ndiigbo are very loving and friendly people. That is Y the yorubas rather die than stay on their own.

We dont hate anybody and vote according to conviction.

Atiku is the best candidate, dont be surprised we will turn out in mass to vote for him against Okorocha .

As far as we are concerned they are both Northerners, we vote for the best Northerner.

RukieKen:
Firstly,I will keep urging u guys to keep religious bigotry/tribal n ethnic bias out of ur criticisms.
Secondly ,before u talk about or against someone make sure dat u really know dat person(biography)before u come making a fool of urselves.Atiku Abubakar is neither Fulani nor Hausa.That's just to educate ur ignorance on dis .

amc:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atiku_Abubakar

Atiku Abubakar was born to an itinerant Fulani trader and farmer Garba Abubakar, and his second wife, Aisha Kande, in Jada village in what is today Adamawa State, formerly Gongola state. He was named for his paternal grandfather, Atiku Abdulkadir. An older sister died in infancy, making Atiku the only child of his parents who divorced before his father's death by drowning in 1957. Atiku's early years were spent in Kojoli, 30 kilometres east of Jada. His mother later remarried. She died of a heart attack in 1984.

XYZeee:
wow, what a pity. a song so meaningless and valueless to the general public . i can only wonder the kind of playlist you have in your phone. i guess its the type that will bore me to infinity. learn to differential between a crappy song and a beautiful mix please .

EMMAUGOH:
My brothers from the east celebrating this write up are indeed ignorant and are those that can never learn in their Lives.
I have heard many things about ndi Igbo greediness but when I look back into Nigeria history all I see is people from Northern Nigeria and from other tribes looting Nigeria dry but will be pointing the other hand at Ndi Igbo. Since 1967 to date how many igbo leaders has emerged leaders in this country..None, but where is Nigeria Today.. The propaganda is really working, If we are to blame the woes of Nigeria in PdP 16yrs of leadership, what about other years when it was the most righteous people in Nigeria was in Power.

Let me ask u a question? How many people from South east has been indicted in Dansuki saga, then calculate how many from North, West and South. But every hand is pointing at Ndi-igbo as those that are sponsoring corruption in this country.

Abacha looted this country dry in his regime, how many northerners has come to blame Abacha. Even ur president said Abacha never stole yet his looted funds are been return from year to year.

I won't tell u guys to stop, what I want to say is this. Buhari keeping Nnamdi Kanu in prison is a big shame to the people in South east, A very Big shame to us. We assume ourselves as our problem whereas our problem is controlling us .

When agitation for Biafra started last year, what event caused it. Was it not the illegal arrest of Nnamdi kanu that made many igbo youth to stage protest at streets and when his release was far off, it now resulted from state to state protest. But if u ask some people here they would tell u is because of Goodluck jonathan did not win election, who the hell is Goodluck when we all know he did nothing for ndi igbo.

I would tell u guys again, the nothern propaganda is really working. Tommorow armies might attack igbo people and call them rebels. Majority of those gotten by the propaganda would fully believe because they believe Buhari is a saint and never need to be questioned.

sparrowkid:
LOL at the bolded. The same logic always. Tell a lie, believe the lie and tell it to your children. The cycle continues.

sparrowkid:
LOL at the bolded. The same logic always. Tell a lie, believe the lie and tell it to your children. The cycle continues.

sparrowkid:
[/quote][quote author=einst3in post=46946908]Very very spot on Op. Greed and quest for quick wealth is what has bedeviled the ibo nation. The hatred is so blinding that they forget that foreign affairs, Commerce science and technology, petroleum, the CBN, Amcon, debt management, budget office and other strategic position that forbears the Nigerian economy are being managed by the Ibos. Ipob youths, think for ur selves. In fact all Nigerians should have an open mind.