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Jokes EtcRe: Very Funny Nigerian Memes That Will Make Your Day (photos) by graphiti: 6:52pm On Jun 26, 2016
tonaydo:
lols. . .abeg o
PoliticsRe: President Buhari, Ndigbo And The Politics Of Hate - Chris Chukwubuzor Azuka by graphiti: 6:51pm On Jun 26, 2016
Jokes EtcRe: Very Funny Nigerian Memes That Will Make Your Day (photos) by graphiti: 6:30pm On Jun 26, 2016
Tonaydo!
It's officially confirmed say u nor well!
Rotf!

Christianity EtcRe: How Nigerian Pastors Breed Corruption In Nigeria By Pastor Sunday Adelaja. by graphiti: 9:33am On Jun 26, 2016
pythonkid:
I've never liked the church system for once
Bruhhhhhh!



Ur own case is different. Abeg no put mouth!

PoliticsRe: Alaafin Of Oyo Shook Aisha Buhari Actually ( Photo) by graphiti: 8:24am On Jun 26, 2016
Progressive01:
I don't understand why some cursed people have taken it upon themselves to worry about how others live their lives. Alaafin shakes hands, they complain. Oba travels to UK, they complain. Ooni travels to US, they cry till eternity.

What manner of stupidity is this?? Why don't you people worry more about your Ezes that are drug lords in far away Australia??
That's why they are called "Bob Marley and the..............

PoliticsRe: Alaafin Of Oyo Shook Aisha Buhari Actually ( Photo) by graphiti: 8:11am On Jun 26, 2016
arresa:
Surprised that at your age you still don't know the difference between Hausa and Yoruba including the fact that they have different identities, way of the life and culture.

Alafin is not the Sultan and the Sultan is not Alafin.
Arresa, na wah 2 u o!

By now u neffa know d "identify borrowers/thieves"?
" Jimi ogunlola" ko, "James bond" ni!

CelebritiesRe: Drake Breaks UK Singles Chart Record With One Dance Ft Wizkid & Kyla by graphiti: 2:59am On Jun 26, 2016
XYZeee:
i was tempted to listen to the 'one dance' track after seeing so much hyping of the song here on nairaland and I'm a sorry to say that it was one of the most meaningless song i have listened to in a long while huh. please can anyone truly tell me why i should care listening to such a track again . makes you wonder what some folks now refer to as a quality song angry. when we have latest hits from justin bieber and charlie puth(one call away) with meaning and enduring sound mix to grace our ears everyday.
SMH!!!



I juss hope ds ain't u sha?

CelebritiesRe: Drake Breaks UK Singles Chart Record With One Dance Ft Wizkid & Kyla by graphiti: 11:44pm On Jun 25, 2016
[quote author=Freeman50 post=46932674 ]i didn't really hear wizkid's voice very in the music 'one dance'. He would have taken up at least one stanza . All same its good music with a nice beatz.[/quote]#EP

RomanceRe: GOING THROUGH A DEVASTATING BREAK UP. Please Help Me Friends!! Am Dying Silently by graphiti: 6:11am On Jun 25, 2016
blacknumbia123:
The first true talk wey I don hear this morning.
Na so!
RomanceRe: GOING THROUGH A DEVASTATING BREAK UP. Please Help Me Friends!! Am Dying Silently by graphiti:
Mixty:
@amaraedec
You are a rookie. Only a rookie will fall "helplessly" in love with a girl and give her everything she asks or requests for. You became desperate
When you give a lady all she requests for without noticing corresponding loyalty from her, her interest in you will naturally wane.

[u]As a guy, you have to learn the art of making a lady yearn for you. Becoming too available by always being there at a beck and call will make her lose interest. You should have maintained a balance. You became a conquered territory. It's only natural for her to lose interest.[/u

Now my advice...
Maintain a distance from her for a while till you regain control of your emotions. It's for your own good. It might be for weeks or even months. Stay away till you take charge of your emotions. I understand you love her. But extremities are not good. You almost killed yourself because you became hopelessly and helplessly attached to her. It's very important as a man to think with both your head and heart in matters of love. For now, you think only with your heart. Your brain is currently in the cooler. Once you regain emotional control, you will think clearly and make the right decisions for your future, whether to stay or not.
Of course, I know what I am asking you to do is hard. You will most likely take the easy way out - flowing with your current emotional attachments to her. But you will only subject yourself to more hurt in the future.

In the meantime, relate with other ladies to spread the emotions. Occupy yourself with other activities you love. Spend time with friends and family too. That will take your mind off the pain gradually.
On point with the bolded!



Rookies always believe that if they give women "the world" it would guarantee loyalty/fidelity only to find d same woeman being "grinded" by Tajudeen the driver/Musa the maiguard/Emeka the mechanic who has got virtually nothing to offer her but attention!!!




To please a woman u need to first reason like one. Subconsciously, women cherish communication over gifts!

A woman is controlled by emotions. She will appreciate a #100 earings from a dude she's emotionally attached than a #10million car from someone she doesn't love. To make matters worse, she'll present this same car as a birthday gift to d other guy! Lmfao, Rotf.

Yup! You can buy a man's loyalty with money but not a woman! The best u can achieve with your money is her presence, but deep down, her heart is with that poor bloke!

Guyz plz collect sense.
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Errrrrm..... OP, bia, do u Blv there's heaven and hell?
Even those who died "normal" deaths are not guaranteed the heaven, how much less d muntulla who used his own hand to kill himself!
The choice is yours. Please go through (1)ww w. divinerevelations.info
(2) ww w.eternal-destinations..com


it contains the Revelations of those who have been privileged to visit heaven and hell!
After going through these sites I Blv u'll be in a better position to decide whether to down that rat poison or not!

PoliticsRe: Fayose: Zenith Bank Officials Kneeling To Beg by graphiti: 12:48pm On Jun 24, 2016
naijadeyhia:
I said I would storm the zenith bank branch in my area and demand they kneel and beg me or else I shut down my account with them. Na their manager kneel down dey beg me so.... lol grin
















Shakara.
Hehehehehe.... badt guy!

PoliticsRe: Fayose: Zenith Bank Officials Kneeling To Beg by graphiti:
murphyibiam15:
stop abusing ....stick to the topic.......make your points without resorting to abuse...am sure u dont even have your PHD and you're here forming educated.
i dont want to go into dick measurements with you bc i know empty vessels make the loudest noise...i get your point of ppl wearing different cloths kneeling down but i still maintained that your point of zenith bank members wearing only red ties was flawed by a banker who knows whats up and not someone like you who could be packing sand for one alhaji somewhere....get a life
What is ds 1 sayin nah?
Why una like leaving substance dey
begin chase shadow?
Chuo...., I taya 4 u o!
You have indeed left d topic. The bone if contention
was: did zenith bank actually beg Fayose
as claimed by d op or d "kneeler" was OHO-(on~his~own) /had other motives?





The questions we should ask is:
(1) how may days did zenith visit
Fayose on ds "beggy-beggy" mission.
If it's just a single day , how come we
have four separate men wearing
different[b] tie colors but [b]seating and
occupying d same spot on the same
chair and at the same time?


(2} does it make any sense at all dt an
entity like zenith will go 4 ds meeting
{or any meeting at that} wearing
different tie colors when it's basic
knowledge dt they wear red?

And for ur information, except u are a jjc, the red is only tie color of zenith bank...... not blue or black! Except on Friday when they are free to go casual!
Happy now?!

(3) The guy kneeling and focusing on d
camera did so for reasons best known
to both him and Fayose.


The tie issh was brought in 2
substantiate d fact dt d pictures were
NOT taken at d same time!

In other news........

PoliticsRe: Fayose: Zenith Bank Officials Kneeling To Beg by graphiti:
murphyibiam15:
stop abusing ....stick to the topic.......make your points without resorting to abuse...am sure u dont even have your PHD and you're here forming educated.
i dont want to go into dick measurements with you bc i know empty vessels make the loudest noise...i get your point of ppl wearing different cloths kneeling down but i still maintained that your point of zenith bank members wearing only red ties was flawed by a banker who knows whats up and not someone like you who could be packing sand for one alhaji somewhere....get a life
What is ds 1 sayin nah?

Why una like leaving substance dey begin chase shadow?

Chuo...., I taya 4 u o!


You have indeed left d topic. The issue is dif zenith bank actually beg Fayose as claimed by d op?

The tie issh was brought in 2 substantiate d fact dt d pictures were NOT taken at d same time!




Johnrake69:
What are you guys talking about? If you are the account manager incharge of Ekiti state government account you will do more than kneeling. You have no idea of what it's like when you have targets.
Now d chicken is coming home to roost!
If, and if d guy was a staff, was he begging on behalf of zenith bank or to save his own job/neck. Any sane mind seeing d way he was focusing on d camera will know dt somtin is /was amiss! Afterall they were 2 of them!

.
The questions we should ask is:
(1) how may days did zenith visit Fayose on ds "beggy-beggy" mission. If it's just a single day, how come we have four separate men wearing different[b] tie colors but [b]seating and occupying d same spot on the same chair?


(2} does it make any sense at all dt an entity like zenith will go 4 ds meeting {or any meeting at that} wearing different tie colors when it's basic knowledge dt they wear red?


(3) The guy kneeling and focusing on d camera did so for reasons best known to both home and Fayose.
PoliticsRe: Fayose: Zenith Bank Officials Kneeling To Beg by graphiti: 10:10am On Jun 24, 2016
murphyibiam15:
u are just deviating from ur initial argument premise bc u've met a banker who knows what's going on and now have to resort to abuse the guy.....stick to your color uniform argument and dont drift
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrh..... Lotz of sight-deficient kiddos on nairaland!

1 As a scholar (I'm assuming u attended primary/secondary school, if not......, my apologies) do you have multiple uniforms? If no, how much more a corporate entity!


2. Moreover, the first 2 guys were sitting in d same chair as d other 2. Abeg, how come?

3. The kneeling guy focused on Fayose's camera- which meant that he was aware he was been captured and he knew d implications of that action. Now tell me who does that!

What more proofs do u {and ur ilks} need to know dt ds issh! was staged!



Like it or not ur hero don enter one Chance!


I juss hope ds ain't u:

PoliticsRe: IPOB Declares Solomon Arase Wanted Just 24 Hours After Retirement by graphiti: 9:56am On Jun 24, 2016
efrybodi clear.....
E-warriors 2 d rescue!

PoliticsRe: Fayose: Zenith Bank Officials Kneeling To Beg by graphiti: 9:42am On Jun 24, 2016
sucess001:
oga..its not always u wear ur bank's official bank color. most banks insist you wear it at ceremonial events and Mondays...so forget your logic...and i am a banker...
Hehehehehe.... Lwkmd!
U forget logic whenever it suits ur purpose shey?

That's what they call hypocrisy!

Unfortunately, I don't roll like dt!

I can only pardon u if u prove 2 me u are blind or else..... #one~chance~tinz!


Now mister...., go back to front page.

Compare pix 1, 3 with 2,4.
You'll see (errrrrm...., I'm assuming u can see, but if not,... my apologies!) that the 2 staged men (in 1 and 3) were sitting in d exact seat d real "zenithians" occupied.




#shine~ur~aiz!!!

PoliticsRe: Fayose: Zenith Bank Officials Kneeling To Beg by graphiti: 9:28am On Jun 24, 2016
bittertruthz:
No wonder igbos call yorubas cowards. That man kneeling down can never be an igbo man for sure.
Don't mind dem.
They are really cowardz unlike our hero that "picked race" to Abidjan, ivory coast in 1970 dressed as a pregnant woman!

Lwtmb!!!

PoliticsRe: Fayose: Zenith Bank Officials Kneeling To Beg by graphiti: 9:22am On Jun 24, 2016
NgeneUkwenu:
My question for you guys is ;

Has Zenith Bank Officially denied Fayose's Claims....huh
From simple logic..... a bank normally "wear" it's official color.

I bank with uba and I've never seen anyone of them wearing any other color (ties/scarfs) apart from RED!

A drowning man, of which Fayose is, will hold on to straw/sharp knife-edge!

Hin own don be!

PoliticsRe: Fayose: Zenith Bank Officials Kneeling To Beg by graphiti:
NgeneUkwenu:
Zenith Bank...Una See Una Life.??.I Said it before and am repeating it here....The Ediotic Fowloshe Will NEVER go down alone.....Expect more drama..

Ndi ara!!!
Cc tuale4u Topleague princeakins omaiyale kollyman Businessideas


Scam alert!

The 2 guyz kneeling are NOT the ones sitting.

PROOF: the directors wore RED ties while d guyz in d "photoshopped" version wore BLACK


zenith bank's official tie-color is RED
Please kindly move it to front page.

Thanks

InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stocks Gain Most In The World Even As Liquidity Remain Low by graphiti: 8:27am On Jun 24, 2016
koboko69:
It is never half truth if it is negative news. Enemies of progress !
If it's negative news they swallow it hook, line and sinker but if it's positive, it's always rationalized. Then u hear "half-truths", "Lagos-ibadan media", bla-bla....


Maka y?


#EPs

InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stocks Gain Most In The World Even As Liquidity Remain Low by graphiti: 8:20am On Jun 24, 2016
peter1994:
now people expect us to hail Buhari n the CBN Governor for this...... Forgetting that they are the reason why we are here in the first place...


.anyways better late than never...
Can any good tin come out of Nazareth?

InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stocks Gain Most In The World Even As Liquidity Remain Low by graphiti: 8:08am On Jun 24, 2016
CelebritiesRe: Why Olamide Might Remain A Local Artiste For Long !! by graphiti:
Iamsynord:
every artiste goal is for their music to be accepted and not only accepted but accepted by many people....

Not matter how much you love the local olamide ,. You cant tell me he does not wish for global acceptance...

He does not wish to be with chris brown, drake, jcole, kendrick and the rest......


He is too talented to be in the local scene..

A popular crusade banner once said ' dont be tied in the village
Soliloquy... *na wah o! I juss kant wrap meself over how somborri dey use panadol ontop anoda parsin headache*

***He's a "loka wrapper" yet he's havin sold-out tourz in Yankee? ***

***He's a "thug" but Lil Wayne, Rick Ross, Kanye West etc are role models 4 ur kidz shey? ***

***he uses vulgar languages but d Lil Waynes and co sing hymns abi? ***

In timaya' s voice : "....... bad belle pipo......."

He that carries anoda parsins matter 4 head like gala is called an "okonkwo"!!!


Somborri sure needz a #stong mouthwash!


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PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari In The US Different From Nigeria First Lady Aisha Buhari - SR by graphiti: 3:54pm On Jun 23, 2016
ayoola2002:
Only a fool can believe Ayo Fayose words.
Errrrrm......, I don't seem 2 get u o.

Are u now saying wailers are fools?

EducationRe: Campus Politics, Hit Or Miss? by graphiti: 10:00pm On Jun 22, 2016
Kindly edit your profile pic. "scholarship", not "scholaship".
FoodRe: Would You Eat This Cockroach-Like Cake That Has Got The Internet Buzzing? by graphiti: 8:52pm On Jun 21, 2016
CelebritiesRe: Pero And Annie Idibia Are Best Friends - 2Baba by graphiti: 11:22am On Jun 21, 2016
errrrrm...., Mr 2face......, bia, some pipo need 2 hia diz!

CelebritiesRe: Freeze Shares A Photo Of His Mother To Shut Down Outrageous Claims By People by graphiti: 8:50pm On Jun 20, 2016
Halleydavid:
Was it really necessary? Freeze behaves like an overgrown baby a times though.


SEE MORE PHOTOS OF HIM AND HIS BEAUTIFUL MOTHER HERE: http://esther.com.ng/freeze-shares-a-photo-of-his-mother-to-shut-down-outrageous-claims-by-people/
www~dot~wetin~consign~yu~dot~com

PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: Buhari Back In His Office This Morning by graphiti: 3:24pm On Jun 20, 2016
spako4:
Wailers,baba is back and kicking! what 's next?
Dhur!
They be like......

PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu's 'I LOVE BIAFRA' Wristband As He Appears In Court Today by graphiti: 3:12pm On Jun 20, 2016
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu's 'I LOVE BIAFRA' Wristband As He Appears In Court Today by graphiti: 3:11pm On Jun 20, 2016
tommykiwi:
The Mandela of Nigeria
Shygirl1989:
[color=#000099][/color
HOW,
Simple! He's trying to say he has 26 more years to chopulate watery beanz!

PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu's 'I LOVE BIAFRA' Wristband As He Appears In Court Today by graphiti:
mile12crises:
At least Nnamdi Kanu is brave enough to stand by his conviction and principle.



Unlike the mofos from the WASTE side that will kneel, prostrate, cry and sneeze for their life to be spared
EVILFOREST:
grin
Sai Kanu

Unlike that FEARFUL GENERAL ADISA that was begging a junior military officer
Abeg don't mind d cowards.

Unlike our great and brave hero who tear race to Abidjan, ivory coast in 1970 dressed like a pregnant woman!


Hehehehehe........

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