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omoijesa:
This is very serious for she wont be able 2 conceive.

Says who?

August 5, 2013 –Nigerian Woman
Without Womb Delivers Baby Girl In
Dallas, Texas


See miracle in action. 8 years after,
wife of the GO of Omega Power
Ministries, Port-Harcourt Rivers State,
Evangelist (Dr) Nkechi Chinyere, has
finally given birth to a bouncing baby
girl.
Her conception and delivery have been
described as miraculous by medical
experts after she was diagnosed to be
without a womb few years ago.
The baby arrived on Tuesday July, 23
around 10:10am in far -away Dallas in
the United States of America,weighing
10 LBS and recorded as the heaviest
child of the day in the hospital

http://naijagists.com/nigerian-woman-without-womb-gives-birth-to-baby-girl-in-dallas-texas/

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"completion" of female anatomy na guarantee say u go get belle?

1sam 1 vz 5/Gen 30 vz 2;

1sam 1 vz 19/Gen 30 vz 22

Tenison96:
Possible guess is Oestrogen deficiency, but then again if she has all the girly features you could be looking at a lack of LH surge.


She could also be at Menopause

**slaps hands**

Na wa o. Wetin parzin nor go hia 4 nairaland?

Dem say "Imam burn 2 ashes, u dey ask after hin bia-bia".

Nor be parzin wey first get "meno-play" go get menopause?

Dongreat:
What's beautiful here. If your definition of beautiful is heavy makeup, Photoshopped pic, and a good camera editing software, then your case will be like that lady suffering from bad acne but got transformed suddenly. Moreover Babe I can take your beauty away with a wet wipe. Until I start to see natural makeup free pics of celebrity, then I will start to see em looking flawless.

Same things we keep seeing in front page for the past 11 years. Davido dogs, tonto dike underwear, partoranking fake dollars; nairaland has been turned to nothing but a mere aproko forum

beGOOD4aba:
And to u, Anna Banner is not beautiful without make up. Eastern women and beauty is like bread and butter

Shuo!

Brotherly juss had 2 bring in tribe!


So northern/western/southern women are like kuli-kuli and groundnut ko?



SMH!

Were ds 2 happen in some "other places", u'll hear :


**Marginalisation
**witch/wizard hunting
**Juss becos of ordinary "kickin"
**afterall their broda slapped a woman d other day and he's walking free
**bla-bla-bla

One day we'll get there!

MadCow1:
Please how can I upgrade to Windows 10 on my Tecno Phone.


Thanks.

dz mad cow nor go kee parzin sha!

dominique:
Good thing that you have realised your contribution to small scale business owners. Let's try to patronize anyway we can. They're badly hit by this economic downturn as they hardly sell like before.

My case is almost opposite to yours. I've been recharging via bank account for years because I hate scratching and loading cards. Recently, a friend that manages a small neighbourhood kiosk (@ my signature) has been facing financial difficulties. Recharge card is one of the few things she sells that I can use. So I had to reverse my decision and now I buy all my cards from her. I still hate loading cards, but the satisfaction I get that I am increasing someone's revenue base outweighs the annoyance of loading 15/16 digits into my phones.

Dhur!
What do we have "share and sell" for?

If he really want to "epp" her, let her "share" d credit/data with him.

He needn't scratch nada.

Just pay her and she'll send d credit/data to ur phone! Shikena.



I'm sure one "imbe" will soon blame Buhari 4 ds!

sexychocho:
Dis is serious ooo

D woman must be mad ooooo

Hell is waiting 4 her

But wait ooooo
Dem put pastor for d man name and he dey get lover

His transition poster shud be Gone to HELL and not to GLORY

Lobatan

Errrrrm......., sorry 2 burst ya bubbles o.
That woman has juss been given a Lifeline 2 heaven if she has d awareness to repent kiakia b4 d "-day"!

Unfortunately, d man- "pastor" or not, if he died in an unrepented sin,.............

**lips sealed**


SMH!

GOOD:

Pv 18v22

"Whoso findeth a wife findeth a good thing"

BEST:

Matt 19vz 3-12.

(Vz 10).......... His (Jesus') disciples say unto him (Jesus), "if the case of the man be so with his wife, it is not good to marry

(vz 11) But he (Jesus) Said unto them, all men cannot receive this saying, save they to whom it is given.

(vz 12)......... He that is able to receive it, let him receive it

God2man:
They know the truth. It is only Jesus Christ that can permanently put an end to WARAPA.

Even experienced Doctors know that they can only care, it is only God through our Lord Jesus Christ that can permanently heal WARAPA.

Those who are saying otherwise are demonic agent on the internet.

Do not believe everything people say on the internet, go out to some living churches around not a dead church, and experience the wonder working power of the almighty God.

God2man.

He/she that has ears, let him/her hear!

Jesus - The Christ say na Spirit cos am:

Mark 9:18-29 King James Version
(KJV)

18 And wheresoever he taketh him, he
teareth him: and he foameth, and
gnasheth with his teeth, and pineth
away : and I spake to thy disciples that
they should cast him out; and they
could not.

20 And they brought him unto him:
and when he saw him, straightway the
spirit tare him; and he fell on the
ground, and wallowed foaming.
21 And he asked his father, How long
is it ago since this came unto him?
And he said, Of a child.
22 And ofttimes it hath cast him into
the fire, and into the waters, to
destroy him : but if thou canst do any
thing, have compassion on us, and
help us.
23 Jesus said unto him, If thou canst
believe, all things are possible to him
that believeth.
.
25 When Jesus saw that the people
came running together, he rebuked the
foul spirit, saying unto him, Thou
dumb and deaf spirit, I charge thee,
come out of him, and enter no more
into him.
26 And the spirit cried , and rent him
sore, and came out of him : and he was
as one dead; insomuch that many
said, He is dead.
27 But Jesus took him by the hand,
and lifted him up; and he arose.
28 And when he was come into the
house, his disciples asked him
privately, Why could not we cast him
out?
29 And he said unto them, This kind
can come forth by nothing, but by
prayer and fasting.

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Even the occult believes the brain can be manipulated telepathically thru demonic meanz:

.................. the massive metaphysical energies that
circulate through supernatural beings
create light that naturally will be
displayed in the organ that receives
photon light information. The
enchanted eyes can indeed transmit
photon energy as well. All beings
making eye contact are separately
communicating with each others
minds outside of conversation, or
shared activity. The infamous vampire
compelling hypnosis relies heavily on
deep gazing into the darkest depths of
ones mind. In part the eyes are
delivering a metaphysical message to
the brain to comply with their
commands.
.............
http://mysticinvestigations.com/paranormal/supernatural-eye-glowing/

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Somborri sure is sayin d truth: either Jesus - The Christ, or Science!

I know who!

.
You, choose urs!

blexy3:
we are still saying same thing....... Am not advising anybody to keep seeing his or her ex, that is why I wrote 'if u MUST see ur ex'.

I know.
I juss feel itz safer 2 let "bygones be bygones" most especially if d 2 have had sex prior 2 d breakup.

Most times, d party initiating d "call" has somfin up hiz/her sleeves.

But if dem still dey d "fren-zoning" levels b4 d breakup na anoda mata, but if d 2 of dem don see each oda's nake.dness b4, itz a 'no-no' 4 me.
Biko efrytinz wey u wan discuss, talk am 4 fone.

Thanks

Spells:
Even Chris Brown said it " this hoes ain't loyal ".. ***in Chris Brown's voice ***I wonder you niggas no one believe me

Abeg 4get dt 'boy'!

Was/is he loyal himself?

I pity d female folks, really, cuz, u like it or not, itz a manz world!

Were tables 2 be turned, all and sundry would expect d geh 2 "naturally" forgive & forget by default!
(I'm male by d way).

Urrrrrghh!

Dhur!
Seems "uncle" hadn't heard about Okafor's Law.



Even without d money, once Le'debe, always Le'debe!!!

blexy3:
I don't think she really slept with her ex because of that amount of money....... This thing called 'ex' is too strong but we don't seem to knw it.

My advice is this ' when u are already in another relationship, If u must see ur ex- boyfriend or girlfriend, do it in open environment like Restaurant, bar, beach; DON'T EVER THINK OF MEETING YOUR EX BEHIND CLOSED DOORS otherwise stories like this very post will continue to show'


DON'T FORGET TO CHECK MY SIGNATURE

That, my fren, is d Okafor's Law in motion.

My own take is "what do u want to discuss with ur ex-sexmate dt can't be said ova d fone biko?"

My pipo say, "which kin play Leopard wan play with rabbit if not 2 make am hin dinner"?

Remember," old fayawood dey quick catch faya"!

MrWhaley:
This is to debunk the controversial story circulating round Social Media since the early hours of this morning and also made Front Page here on Nairaland about the death of two people (a boy and a girl) by poisoning, perpetrated by the crush of the boy in question. The School's SUG PRO has released an official statement on the issue. See the update below:

"GREATEST UNIBEN STUDENTS,
In line with the controversies surrounding the death of our beloved students some days ago, JOEL FROM FASSA, COVENANT FROM SOSSA AND PRECIOUS FROM NUESA(EDU), there has been an issue about the death of JOEL AND PRECIOUS as some "BLOGGERS" have taken it upon themselves to parade unconfirmed information on social media having failed to understand the technicality of information dissemination.
According to ENL100LEVEL COURSE REP and neighbors of the deceased JOEL, the death of Joel does not have any affiliation with that of precious in EDUCATION and THESE TWO DECEASED were never dating and JOEL NEVER WENT FOR ANY DINNER WITH ANY PRECIOUS.
Information is power and before any information should be published, it has to be adequately verified. Before now there has been several news about these deaths and the office of the SUG PRO has been working hard to gather facts about these deaths despite the controversies.
We don't just forward technical information like this, we take a little time to verify, consult, investigate and gather adequate facts before letting information of this nature out.
The SUG is begging that those persons who are engaged in the act of forwarding unconfirmed info maybe to build and enhance their brand should desist from it to avoid necessary sanction.
We pray the gentle soul of the faithful departed rest in everlasting peace... AMEN.

In all, let's not forget that SAFE IMPACT 2016 is fully set to always represent your INTEREST PROACTIVELY because YOU SPEAK WE LISTEN thereby enabling us WIN TOGETHER.
IKOTU GIDEON KELECHI represents your INTEREST PROACTIVELY BACK TO BACK.

Ikotu GIdeon Kelechi
(Students' Infobank)
Dir. Of Information (PRO) "


Fynestboi,Lalasticlala,Dominique,
Do the needful,abeg...this is a serious issue.

MrWhaley:
Tag the appropriate authorities,abeg...to clear this falsehood.
As to the cause of their deaths,the supposed lover boy,Joel was said to have died after a brief illness...not entirely sure,shaa.

Lalasticlala,move this ish abeg...

Bia, when I saw the title I went "thank God the guys are alive".......... but this?

You've not succeeded in debunking any rumor........, u only succeeded in confirming that d earlier story was indeed true! - THEY INDEED DIED!!!


If u can't tell us how dey died, does it make sense 4 u to tell readers to discard d earlier story?


Sometimes, silence is golden!

TeeFeh:
the l5 has 5000mAh,and l8 has a 5050mah,1gb ram is the l5,and the l8 has 1gb ram and 2gb ram,depends on the one u want,l5 is 5inches and l8 is 5'5inches

Thanks

Drienzia:
I said bad things happens in Edo state, don't u get it? I'm not concerned abt the names. I'm talking abt d location

As 2day na sunday .... u lucky!

iamrealdeji:
I can't see the handsomeness o

Dhur!

When u have some money 4 hand then u are handsome ...... if na only beauty U gather then u be fine-boy



Shikena!!!




@ Bishops10, where's d pix of d geh wey poison dem nah?!

She nor travel, wahala. Now she wan travel, excuses........

Ahn-ahn?!

b

TeeFeh:
you can get a l5 the battery is 5000mah but the screen is 5.0inches and iits a really cool fonne
i use the l8 but i got t at 30k

Nice!
What's d major difference btw d L5 and L8?
Thanks

adonbilivit:
come buy my gionee m5 38k. barely 3 months of use

Errrrrm...... sorry but......

sixtuschimere:
As shared by Victor Chigozie on social media...…


'Following the alarm raised on this Forum on the planned attack on the town of Obunagu in Enugwu Agidi community by Fulani herdsmen, APGA Interactive Forum has received a cheering report that the situation is now under control.

A report from the Enugwu Agidi town says The herdsmen reported to one of the villagers that their cow was stolen in Obunagu and vowed they would take drastic measures in retaliation.

They gave three days ultimatum

The vigilante in collaboration with Enugwu-Agidi (ABU) brotherly union swung into action, and after investigations, some boys were apprehended, of which they confessed that they stole the cow.

They are 7 in number and 5 have been apprehended while 2 are still at large.

The cow was sold to a woman who is also on the run, at the cost of 50,000 naira.

Those apprehended have been handed to police, while the community is dialoguing with the herdsmen.

Below, are the pictures of those arrested'.

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/07/update-on-fulani-herdsmen-planned.html?m=1

IstandWitBuhari:
Igbo's are now slaves in their own backyard,can this happen in the north in favor of the Igbos ??

Seunjungle:
See how confession is coming out their mouths any disturbance...I can see fear of herdsmen here! Where is IPOBs spirit.. where is Biafra spirit...where is Militants spirit now? Only herdsmen check mate you not even govt. sorry igborooooo

sukkot:
buahahah deez ipad youfs fear fulani ooooo

b0rn2fuck:
Justice maybe serve but the IPOD biafra should know fulani will never threat there people like that if fulani stole biafra goats or vegetables, the biafra are afraid of Fulani, they are afraid to die, they rather kills themselves than attack the fulani herdsmen. They forget they are on secret wars with fulani herdsmen. Useless set of biafra people

kstix:
Lol... But seriously i commend the ibo villagers. If every ibo started to think like those villagers.. The world would definitely be a better place. Emulate the yorubas in diplomacy not everything is by fire by force

Yeh! . **fallz off mat***

The herdsmen even dey giff dem ultimatum 4 their own land and dem begin piss 4 bodi.

That's why it's not good 2 make unnecessary mouth. If na oda pipo ds kind tin happen to, ds thread 4 don blow with "cowards" comments!



Haa.............. mogbe!

NaijaMutant:
The zombies in the southwest who prefer to die than to repent of their folly shall still overwhelmingly vote for him.

Rotf!

Now u have just borrowed ursef brain!

So if d sw and North give him a block vote, how won't he win again?

Hehehehehehehe......., u want compare 97% votes wit 5%?

Abeg nor vexing u hia? Ur vote na "Zimbabwe dollars", é nor get value!

Keep wailing!

NOT YET UHURU (PT2)






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Fawklicant:
@Devguru,
As much as it is tempting to congratulate you for your maturity as others here have done, I WONT! Pardon me for being pessimistic here, but what you have done here appears to me like window dressing to assuage your ego! Whatever apologies you are getting from your inlaws is just to save themselves from the shame and to save the marriage NOW. If it has to end, it has to end on thier own terms, at least that's how I feel they see it. Everybody in her family knows the one little secret that was meant for both of you(lost testicle) and no one in your family is allowed to know of the betrayal?

Sensible inlaws who have your(you and wife) interests at heart would reach out to your parents themselves and bring them in the know, since they are already friendly and seem to have 'immense' respect for each other, at least your father feels that way. That way issues would be in the open and resolved with each party berated accordingly. Mature inlaws settle issues like this all the time and from what you have said about your mum, she is mature and wise as exemplified in her relationship with your wife.

Right now, you are all alone but you do not know it yet. Your parents will not always be there. Forgiveness is a strong trait which should be given freely but tactfully. You do not just forgive because someone says sorry, you forgive when there is genuine repentance. For the simple fact that her family doesnt want your family to know is enough sign that the remorse is only coming because they were caught, not because they are truly sorry. You cannot rebuild what has'nt been destroyed. If you brought in your family and hers into the picture at the same time, everybody would be pained, but with your resolve to forgive and your mum and dad's wisdom, the healing would have come naturally but stronger and everybody would be better off because true remorse would have been shown not this.

You might be feeling like Don Corleone now but it would only be a matter of time before your wife confirms what she already suspects(that you can't do squat!) Just a matter of time. My brother, the way a real man operates is to HIT HARD ...and mellow, then repeat cycle again, just like love making.
No matter how nice you get, every woman needs to know that you have the propensity to be dangerous. That's how you keep them in check. You just lost a good opportunity to make a statement and keep her in your indebtedness subconsciously without rubbing it in her face.

Well maybe I'm a different breed, to each his own! Goodluck in your endeavours.

wealthywiseman:
@Fawklicant, you just captured my exact thoughts.

OP, believes he's got them where he wants and got everything worked out accordingly.

But he has failed to realised or should I say refused to acknowledge these very dangerous matters that has inadvertently appeared from the events.

- It's evidently very obvious his wife is not particularly loyal to him. She appears more closer to her family members than him. informing her family members of her husband's secret is a betrayal of trust. No good wife ever does this to her true husband.

- The wife's family members are seemingly backing down not because they are remorseful, they simply want to avoid the shame for being caught. Trust me, they will not forget this insult, they will be back with something more sinister. I don't think they ever liked the husband. He may have pissed them off sometime or somewhere.


- A true resolution of the feud should have involved both family members where every issue would have been tabled and addressed adequately. Why OP opted for their terms of resolution beats me.

- I do not encourage divorce, but OP appears to be too soft on the wife and her family. She and her family members have actually seen the worst he can do and what he is made off. OP has simply lost his elements.

My candid advice for the OP is to be prepared. something is definitely coming up. The wife is weak and the sisters are not smiling.

ds guyz yaff said over 70% of what I yaff in mind, so I won't bore u with repetitions!

All d same, I'll put in 1/2 wordz:


Falling-hand #1:

You shdnt av let ur wife know u "bugged" her phone. That Avenue would have been ur "eternal" joker. As d case stands, u av only "won d battle" but d war, in as much as she's still intertwined with u (Gen 2 v18), is far from being won.
U nor dey watch film ni? The actor/boss only use their most potent weapon as a lass resort!


.

Then she
voiced out as tears rolled down
her cheeks saying "I've
informed all my siblings about
our conversations that got
leaked to you and they are not
talking to me again". I asked
her why they were not talking to
her and she said they all must
have been confused and I
understood that to be because
they did not know what my next
move would be. Married adults
of ages between 35 - 45 were
running helter-skelter because
they had just ruined their
sister's marriage. Their ONLY
hope was in my forgiveness.
The Lord had suddenly delivered
my 'enemies' into my hands
and if I chose to wield my
sword, they might have to
relocate away from their home
town because the extended
family would know the shameful
story that threw their last born
out of marriage. I told my wife
that seeing her crying for the
misery of her sisters was
annoying to me as it meant she
was further betraying our home.
Then I picked her phone on the
dinning table to check whether
the records were still there... lo
and behold... everything was
gone. Even the app itself had
been uninstalled. I smiled and
asked her why she cleared the
calls and the app, she replied
(crying further) "I just can't
listen to the evil voices of
myself and my sisters". I smiled
again and asked "What about
the app? You don't want mmmfore to,
ever hear anything again? She
replied "No, I just wished to
clear everything that could bring
bring back the memory"

Hehehehehe.........., u see am now?

I hope u don't fall mugu for the excuses (underlined)she gave u sha?!

U Shd know by now dt she can't do without her siblings/family!!!

Had u held back from revealing ur "ace" and used a more discreet method, u wud av been miles ahead of their evil lot, but as tinz stand u av made "amateurs" smart and u are in d dark of their shenanigans! I still can't wrap my head on how ur geh could haff bn so "basket-mouthed" as 2 reveal ur most-kept secret (1 testicle issh) 2 efri-membas of her family! Tho she's 24 , a 14 yr old geh would av shown beta discretion!

OP, I envy u not!

#its~not~yet~uhuru

NOT YET UHURU (PT2)

Brb.........

DevGuru:
UPDATE!!!

I must confess that Nairaland is a wonderful online community. In these trying times of mine, the only thing that has kept my head intact is the company I have here reading all comments. I would have revealed much more information about us especially for the sake of those who have expressed their doubts about the veracity of my story, but I can't, because I wouldn't want to provide some pointers for anyone on this forum who might know any of my wife's relatives or mine. Although I got several diverse opinions, all comments still depicted the kindness in the the hearts of the commenters. Even those who called me stupid for not being too hard on my wife did so because they feared I could lose my life - a high level of kindness which I appreciate a lot. Even the opinions I did not follow on this thread still served a purpose of enlarging the pool of options from which I was able to make a choice. I expect much more expressions of disappointment towards my folly (for deciding not to go for a divorce for the sake of my child, the unborn and the fact that my faith forbids me from marrying another woman if I choose not to live with her anymore).

On the morning following my last update, my wife's depression continued but I tried to act like a loving husband towards her. I could read in her face that the more I tried to be kind towards her, the greater the emotional torment she passed through because she found it hard to believe that I could forgive her. Maybe she even thought I was planning a brutal revenge, but this time, not against her alone but against her sisters. She could not imagine the extent of my actions if I was to execute her thoughts. In the evening, as we were having dinner, she started talking softly to me while looking at the food on the table. I had to tell her to speak louder because it was like she was talking to the food. Then she voiced out as tears rolled down her cheeks saying "I've informed all my siblings about our conversations that got leaked to you and they are not talking to me again". I asked her why they were not talking to her and she said they all must have been confused and I understood that to be because they did not know what my next move would be. Married adults of ages between 35 - 45 were running helter-skelter because they had just ruined their sister's marriage. Their ONLY hope was in my forgiveness. The Lord had suddenly delivered my 'enemies' into my hands and if I chose to wield my sword, they might have to relocate away from their home town because the extended family would know the shameful story that threw their last born out of marriage. I told my wife that seeing her crying for the misery of her sisters was annoying to me as it meant she was further betraying our home. Then I picked her phone on the dinning table to check whether the records were still there... lo and behold... everything was gone. Even the app itself had been uninstalled. I smiled and asked her why she cleared the calls and the app, she replied (crying further) "I just can't listen to the evil voices of myself and my sisters". I smiled again and asked "What about the app? You don't want me to ever hear anything again? She replied "No, I just wished to clear everything that could bring bring back the memory". Then I opened my laptop and navigated to a folder where I had copied all the conversations. I played one and she was shocked to hear it even louder than it was on the the phone. Her fears had just been confirmed... "Why was he pretending that he had forgiven me..." - just my own thought anyways. But truly, I had forgiven her, I was just trying to follow some wise counsel from Nairaland. She couldn't wait till the end, she left me with the food and walked to the bedroom. I slept on the living room couch that night.

The following morning, I continued to read comments on this thread and remembered I was sitting on a time bomb by keeping the whole thing to myself. I went to have my bath and told her I was going out. She was surprised because it was a public holiday. I was already on the road when I called my father that I needed to see him urgently. Luckily for me, he was at home, so I went straight to him and explained all that had happened to him while I played some 'music'. He praised me for taking the matter to him first because he knows we are all closer to mum and revealing such an issue to mum would mean an end - or at most, the beginning of the end. My dad respects my wife's parents a lot and would not like me to take them to their knees on this issue. He spoke with me at length. He said my wife was a good lady but the reason she was so vulnerable was because of her position in the family and that the sisters weren't so lucky this time. He advised me to get closer to my wife so that a natural distance could evolve between her and her sisters. He then begged me never tell my wife that I had revealed the matter to any of my family members because that would be a strong way for me to prove my love to her which she would ever live to appreciate. After all talks, he asked me to call one of my wife's sisters' husbands right in his presence because he knew they (the husbands) must have been told a 'padded' story. I first used the FCMB Mobile App on my phone to load N3,000 before making the call. At the start, he was cold with me on the phone as if a rival was trying to ask for his girlfriend's best food. Later, he admitted that he was aware of all that happened and started all those Yoruba elders' talk... how he had never raised his hand to beat his wife, how he would always walk out, how he and his wife prayed together... bla bla bla. Then I told him I was going to terminate the call and forward some files to him on Whatsapp. I simply picked two of his own wife's conversation with my wife and forwarded to him, expecting him to call back. After about 30 minutes, my Dad told me to call back. I called twice before he answered. He became cold again and couldn't say anything but that his wife would call me soon. After about 1 hour and nothing happened, I had to leave, but my dad told me to carry him along. When I got home, I walked to the bedroom and met my wife on the phone but I did not know who she was speaking with. I returned to the living room and continued reading from my myriad of advisers on this thread.

Then the call came in. It was my wife's sister's voice (not the eldest one)... begging me to forgive and try to forget. She sounded like she was outdoors under the influence of some heavy downpour. I can't express the feeling at that moment but the only thing that I remembered was Proverbs 16:7. (apologies to the wonderful Muslims on this thread...). Even though she didn't believe me, I forgave her. Then the husband collected the phone from her and spoke with me at length... apologising on behalf of the entire family. The major point he kept re-iterating was that I should not let my people know...

All the while, several other simultaneous calls were on. My wife's family members were calling one another while some also called my wife to know the extent of what I got hold of. Interestingly, the first born (who advised my wife to keep a separate account) had also been hinted and had run to their parents to open up to them. She could imagine the level of shame that was coming to her - A PhD holder who is the family's Senior Adviser on every issue. Her parents called her husband to join them immediately as he was their only front soldier who could speak to me. Suddenly, the first born's husband's call came in. He pleaded that he would not like us to revisit the ugly situation but that I was the only one that could save the entire family from the mess by forgiving everyone. He stated that he had been told everything that was done to me and he would like me to honour him and reverse my war order - this was when I confirmed that they had been speaking to my wife. He showered prayers on me while I remained aggressive in my AMEN responses (as if to let them know I was neutralising their spells on me). He promised to call my wife and warn her never to discuss her family issues again with any of her sisters. He also begged me severally never to reveal it to my people as it would mean a reversal to the beginning. Although he didn't give me the impression that my wife's parents were with him - my wife told me this later...

At night, my wife came to kneel down by my side to make her own pleading. I was very glad because the whole ambience was like the clear sky devoid of any cloudy covering after a thunderous rain. I spoke softly to her and began to re-iterate my ideals to her - it was a good preaching time for me. Now everyone (including my wife) is praying that I do not decide to spill the whole thing out one day. My wife's eldest sister later called me that night to directly tender her own apology - at a time she had confirmed I wasn't going to be hostile anymore.

For me, I believe there's so much left for me to do on my wife. For anyone who has followed the recent events of my life which could have ended in a tragedy but for God's intervention and would love to give me some helpful ideas as I move forward, kindly drop your comments. I'll be very glad to read them.

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**peeps**



**Soliloquizing***

"Omo see grooves o.... so parri don start and guy nor gree beep me!
Abi na d tin-tini bitter truth wey I yarn am cos am?!"


**Lmfao** Hehehehehe. ... . ... .. .nor mind me joor, I'm blunt like dt!


**enters**
. **koffs**






NOT YET UHURU (part 1)




U shd've hinted them dt ur dad knows abt ds shiit!




That would would make them know dt
there is a "big brother" watching! This
will make dem "sit up".





Still dangerous 4 u if they feel u are all alone in ds business........


Let ur geh know dt u've kept it away from ur mum and sib lings 4 her (d geh's) sake but make
her realise sey u don inform pupsy!!


U sef think am nah! Efri member of her family are aware butt ( they believe) u are d #last~man~standing

**shakes head vigorously ** MBA! Not good safe enuff!


#na~4~ya~safety~o



In other news, still wondering.......

NaijaMutant:
Zombies pls give just one reason why Nigeria is not a zoo?

Simple....., you were born in it, remember??

Buikechukwu35:
Pls try and fulfill it #Nobiafra #Nopeace

malton:
You want to get Biafra by destroying Biafra land . How wise!

Don't worry abt dt...... dem go sand-fill d lagoon!

Mouth Gig:
U BE ALBINO...

ireneony:
na ur phone camera

#Punchline_of_Life!