₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,325,287 members, 8,421,200 topics. Date: Friday, 05 June 2026 at 11:12 PM

Toggle theme

Greataausim's Posts

Nairaland ForumGreataausim's ProfileGreataausim's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (of 20 pages)

CrimeRe: Suicidal Man Lies On The Road In Imo (Photo) by Greataausim(m): 1:16pm On Oct 04, 2016
I think his brain need to be reset... This nigeria where ordinary daura herdsmen rules... God bless nigeria
PoliticsRe: Edo State Election: Peaceful Protests Continue In Benin City (photos) by Greataausim(m): 1:10pm On Oct 04, 2016
They are knw with peace, not like the other people's. My political ambitions doesn't deserve any nigerians blood. Gudluck to edo PDP
PoliticsRe: EFCC Returns Sylva’s ’48 Houses’ Seized Under Jonathan by Greataausim(m): 10:25am On Oct 03, 2016
One sided corruptions fight.... This rape of democray. Imagine Sylva working free on the streets of nigeria, someone who looted our national wealths... Poor man who steal maggi, omo dey go show am wetin pass dey maggi Ooooo.
This Good news for the name checker association of nairaland frm south-south (Pipelines Avenger or scavenger)
PoliticsRe: EFCC Returns Sylva’s ’48 Houses’ Seized Under Jonathan by Greataausim(m): 9:58am On Oct 03, 2016
One sided corruption fight against the opposition party
PoliticsRe: EFCC Returns Sylva’s ’48 Houses’ Seized Under Jonathan by Greataausim(m): 9:51am On Oct 03, 2016
Mehn..... This one sided corruptions fight.
PoliticsRe: Happy 56th Independence Anniversary Nigeria by Greataausim(m): 6:56am On Oct 01, 2016
Our founders got it right when they wrote in the
Declaration of Independence that our rights come
from nature and nature's God, not from government..... May all our endeavours be fruitful.
The God of our land shall continue to protect us
from all enemies of Nigeria.
RomanceRe: Those Big Aunties That Disvirgin Us When We Were Small by Greataausim(m): 10:41pm On Sep 30, 2016
Mehn.... The experience was not easy at all, i remembered our maid anuty Ruth back in the years....!!!
CrimeRe: Margaret Emefiele's Kidnappers Demand N1.5billion As Ransom For Her Release by Greataausim(m): 8:49pm On Sep 30, 2016
Mehn.... The amounts is too small self, because did you know how many billions of naira they share among themself every weekend....?
CrimeRe: Lessons I Learnt From Harassment In The Hands Of SARS Operatives by Greataausim(m): 2:47pm On Sep 29, 2016
Thanks for the messages... Really i was a victim last week thursday, when i was driving my galfriend niece's from school age 1yrs, 3yrs inside my car. They though i was a kidnapper.
PoliticsRe: Godwin Obaseki Wins Edo Governorship Election by Greataausim(m): 2:20pm On Sep 29, 2016
Mehn if that is true that the INEC has decleared Obaseki the winner of the govenor election.
Then i call it masterbuation of democray.
PoliticsRe: Ize-Iyamu Rejects Edo Election Result — Before It Is Announced by Greataausim(m): 2:09pm On Sep 29, 2016
Since our hero of democray GEJ hand over the power peacefully to this blood sucking Daura President,I will not be suprised since this old rotten Daura President came to power all the elections hold under him will be declare inconclusives.
PoliticsRe: INEC Announces Results Of Edo Governorship Election: Live Updates by Greataausim(m): 1:38pm On Sep 29, 2016
Mehn..... Seems they will declare the election inconclusive. From the ways things are going on here in benin INEC office.
PoliticsRe: Edo Governorship Election: Unofficial Results - Nkiruhomann.com by Greataausim(m): 9:35pm On Sep 28, 2016
PDP is leading in advance......!!!
Car TalkRe: Policeman In Ojota Assists With A Vehicle Causing Traffic - Photos by Greataausim(m): 2:03pm On Sep 28, 2016
Mehn the hustles continue......
RomanceRe: See The 5 Things Nigerian Girl Do After C.ex To Avoid Getting Pregnant by Greataausim(m): 1:20pm On Sep 28, 2016
My babe normally drink spetrim after the randoms sex to avoid unwanted pregnacy for the past 3yrs now. We do enjoy sex without condom.
RomanceRe: Strangest And Funniest Thing That Has Happened To You During Sex by Greataausim(m): 1:07pm On Sep 28, 2016
HitlerGaddafi:
Mine is too numerous to mention but some ladies can be very funny and dirty sha ..

There was this particular girl I was fvcking and all of a sudden, she just shít all over my bedsheet. All those watery shīt for that matter. I was like why you no drop this thing before you come fvck. She felt really embarassed and I made sure she washed my bedsheet too ..


Another one ladies do is farting during sex. Chai I don't even know what to say on this matter.

The strangest and weirdiest thing to have happened to me during boinkíng was with this girl that was trying to impress me or something. I nor even understand. This happened about ten years ago. After fvcking her, I released inside condom. She took the condom, emptied my pap inside her mouth and swallowed it. I was like wtf!. She still even wanted to kiss me with that same mouth again. That girl is unarguably my best sexual partner till date. We did many rubbish and try so many new things p0rnstars won't even do. Chai I miss those days sha..

What can be funny and at the same time embarrassing for a lady during sex is when she comes visiting without the intent of fvcking. grin You manage to put her in the mood and when she commot cloth , she gets embarrassed by her dirty underwear grin ..All those kind underwear wey dey get some patches of blood stain grin... Some girls can be so dirty sha. That's why when they come visiting and they know sey fvcks go happen, they try to wear their best neatest and prettiest pant. grin
Guy u badt Ooooooo
RomanceRe: Strangest And Funniest Thing That Has Happened To You During Sex by Greataausim(m): 1:06pm On Sep 28, 2016
The day i was disvirgin by aunty Vero, i felt something coming out of my dick, whc took me at strange, but later discovered my joyous moments after some soeconds.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING!!! Tinubu ‘resigns’; Dumps Title As APC National Leader (press Statemen by Greataausim(m): 1:00pm On Sep 28, 2016
The warths of God on them now....
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Approves New Federal Appointments by Greataausim(m): 8:43pm On Sep 26, 2016
Just came to check the names and the tribe
North-7
West- 3
East- 3
South- 1
Buhari at it again
Car TalkRe: Some Lagosians Park Their Cars At Shopping Malls Like These by Greataausim(m): 8:33pm On Sep 26, 2016
Nah now una dey see....? Dey tinz wer dem dey park right 4rom Tinubu era...
Mtcheeeew
PoliticsRe: Wike Appoints Graham-Douglas As Special Assistant On Traffic Lights by Greataausim(m): 9:05am On Sep 26, 2016
Chai...!!! Another waste of funds on a political errand boy.
PoliticsRe: I Will Not Appear Before Panel - Jibrin by Greataausim(m): 8:02am On Sep 26, 2016
Hon. Jibrin at Budgets padding saga again..... Really... Economic depression cannot stop your financial greatness, God does not break his convant. When the world is going down, you will be going up. Believe it and you will not go down, don't all the world to pressure you into giving that up....... If you strongly believe click like.
May God save nigeria and nigerians from the economy mess.....!
PoliticsRe: I Can’t Predict When Recession Will End – Finance Minister by Greataausim(m): 7:56am On Sep 26, 2016
Really... Economic depression cannot stop your financial greatness, God does not break his convant. When the world is going down, you will be going up. Believe it and you will not go down, don't all the world to pressure you into giving that up....... If you strongly believe click like.
May God save nigeria and nigerians from the economy mess.....!
BusinessRe: Access Bank's Post Against Chelsea On Twitter by Greataausim(m): 10:01pm On Sep 25, 2016
Access bank at it again.....
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Bomber Boy Caught By CJTF In Borno State (Photos) by Greataausim(m): 6:42pm On Sep 25, 2016
God is indeed wonderful.... He should be serve right to the rightful place. See eh face like amala wer neva don....
CrimeRe: Man Who Duped A Woman Of N1.3M In Delta Caught & Beaten (Photos) by Greataausim(m): 6:35pm On Sep 25, 2016
Karma has catched up with him......! He should be serves right to the rightful place...
PoliticsRe: Buhari Favoured South-East More Than North - Buba Galadima by Greataausim(m): 11:23am On Sep 25, 2016
Grabs the mic,... *I think he is high on kafanchang weed, because i don't see sense here.... He reasons via Anus, he is not with his brain, Working corpse.
Ahufusa, almajiri at it again....
Now ipod yoots and scavengers militiants how markets for SE and SS...? We want to knw wetin this ahufusa man is saying.
PoliticsRe: Princess Eliana Godswill-Edward's Birthday Party (Photos) by Greataausim(m): 11:20pm On Sep 24, 2016
My hero at it again.... We missed u sir..... We loves u sir...... Happy birthday to princess Eliana.... She wil be greater than Zombies wailers....
CrimeRe: Old Uncle Rapes A 3-Year-Old Girl After Luring Her With Biscuit (Photos) by Greataausim(m): 10:04pm On Sep 24, 2016
Really.... I can't imagine the pains and turmo this little angel gone throught in the process of raping her by the useless so call uncle....
Uncle days are number, May God gaurds and protects our little girl from all this evil men...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 0) On 24th September 2016 by Greataausim(m): 5:10pm On Sep 24, 2016
Am waiting for chelsea to win my bets ticket.... Mehn my #68,210 is sure. Chelsea fans click like for win....
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Crops Out Davido's Name From Her "Queen Of Katwe" Report (Snapshots) by Greataausim(m): 12:58pm On Sep 22, 2016
Don't suprise another drama will come out soon.... Sinc Linda Ikeji have issue with Mayowa Ahmed death saga i hope she has lost ur respects.
PoliticsRe: Sa'idu Afaka Returns Lost Money In Saudi Arabia by Greataausim(m): 12:47pm On Sep 22, 2016
anibi9674:
mtcheeew make I hear word jor with dis una change or chain begins with me slogan. This one just one turn to overnight celebrity. abeg there is no big deal that a person of his caliber return money that does not belong to him. making him swerve abeg. iranu
Abachaaaa.... Iranu abachaaaaa...

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (of 20 pages)