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Oh! Those very good old days..... I did almost all the things listed up there.........
Chai i really miss those days of great fun!

This is highly educating..... God bless you for this post!

This op is partial jare.....
TheNational Church of Nigeria(previously known as theNational Ecumenical Centreand officially known as theNational Christian Centre) is the primary Christianplace of worship in Nigeria, a country with a substantial Christian population.
It is located in Abuja, the capital city. The National Church of Nigeria is an inter-denominational church building.
The church was designed in a Postmodernversion of the Neo-gothic styleby Nigerian architectural firm, Darchiwork Group; located in Lagos. It built by Italian construction firm Gitto Costruzioni Generali Nigeria Ltd.
The project was started around 1989, then lay dormant for several years until 2004, when the Christian Association of Nigeriaorganized a committee to ensure its speedy completion. The dedication, on 2 October 2005, coincided with the celebration of Nigeria’s 45th anniversary as an independent nation.

Hmmmm nawa o

usmanktg2:
Anytime am reading about Christianity, I always see clear and close similarities to Islam, spiritually wise. I wonder why we see each other as stern enemies.

yeah... There are alot of similarities in the both religions but our seperation comes here: We believe that Jesus is the son of God but islam don't, We believe and also have the HolySpirit but islam don't......
Here are some of the reasons why we keep hating and killing ourselves: Our religious leaders always poison our hearts against the opposite religion, and the muslims does this alot... Let me explain before you attack me. Ever since my 1st year in sch till date i've been in the hostel in my school here and a mosque is very close to us, i discover that the imam who teaches on a daily basis dnt teach any other thing than propaganda/slander against the christains and they keep condemning us, they always talk down on d christians, they keep poisoning the hearts of the people against the christians..... I have alot of scenerois but cnt type much for now.....
My muslim room mates dnt have any other admonition on the phones/ laptops to play oda than propaganda and stuffs that will talk dwn on the christians specifically......
And guess what, the pastorz dnt preach against islam in church, if only islam and her religious leaders would emulate the chrch then we'll live in peace 4ever more.

CONSIDER THIS SCENERIO AND SCORE
THIS SKILLS FROM A1-F9.

Q1.River Niger flows in which state??
Ans: Liquid

Q2.What is the main reason for divorce??
Ans: Marriage

Q3.What is the main reason for failure??
Ans: Exams

Q4.What can you never eat for Breakfast??
Ans: Lunch & Dinner

Q5.What looks like half of an apple??
Ans: The other half

Q6.If you throw a red stone into
the blue sea what would it become??
Ans: It would simply become wet.
What Would You Score This Student?

In this version i corrected your short-comings:

'Ten (10) Things You Need To Do Before You Attain The Age Of 30'.

1. Begin to put money in the bank and learn to leave it there
i.e Learn to save don't spent all your money on clothes, Make up,Material things that won't follow you to Heaven nor add tangible value to you life... Work Hard so you will reap.

2. Date the right person
i.e Don't get into an intimate relationship with a guy/lady for dating sake, don't date him/her coz they're rich or famous alone, dont date him coz he his Handsome, but date for a tangible Purpose, he/she should be a person with vision, Always put God first else you may end up regreting.
3. Get your own place stop having room-mates (acquire your property)...

This Doesn't implies that having roommates won't make u live responsible but when u live ur life alone nd stop living with people you tend to start having major responsibilities which will make u responsible. Live a responsible life, embrace responsibilities when they come knocking, thats where maturity starts.

4. Get out of Debt
most people ain't scared of getting into debt almost daily, maybe because they lack the ability to manage the little resources they have at the moment, it seems to me like some are so talented when it comes to luring someone to give them cash, this set of persons have 'Honey tongue'. Get out of debt and start managing the little you have.

5. Get that body you always dream of and maintain it.
Hmmm i don't have much to say about this but it's important you start working towards having that good look you always desire.

6. Surround Yourself with people that will take u a step ahead...
Have you ever wondered if you are moving forward or not? if you are moving with the right people? if ur friends have affected your life positively in one or two ways?
check urself well, who is sharpening your life? You're product of the kind of persons you surround ur self with, very soon you'll start talking, thinking and acting like your friends.... It's for real

7. Start to accumulate fortune. 'own ur property'.
Not minding how little it maybe but atleast you should be able to own your stuffs, it does not have to be a very big house or sweet ride but atleast start by having your Televison set and keep accumulating them.... It's so posible, even if you don't earn much.

8. Learn to dress well not sexy.
You're in ur late 20's and you still sag your trousers as a guy..... keep it up, someday you'll sag ur trousers for a job interview. Or you're a full grown lady yet u wear short clothes a 7year old girl should be wearing..... Keep it, don't grow up, you'll attract ur type only.
Accept that you are an adult and start living as one.

9. Let go of the past and look forward to the future..
Move one, forget about your rough teenage experiences and those sad events of d past.

10. Get serious with God:
this part is supposed to be at the top cos it's the most important of it all. irrespective of your tribe and religion, before you attain age 30 you should have a solid stand with you God.

I drop my pen here......
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vickchizy:
Sam moses eneche now you are dead ! he was a family friend,he does crusade in my dad compound in lagos in the 90's,my dad really sowed lot of fortune to him because of his prophecy.I was posted to abuja he promised my dad on helping me get accommodation since I was stranded and my dad was financially down.I called him he was very excited because he left Lagos when I was 8years old.pastor sammoses started wooing me on phone asking me if I was a VIRGIN,when last did I make love,he asked me if am secretive,I was shocked and disappointed .He never helped,I even asked him 50k to complete my rent,PST sammoses said I should come to Sheraton hotel.I stopped calling him with all his wealth he never helped,he invited me to his church at life camp I was a
sacred so I went with my Corper friend,he gave the two of us 1k each.He later used fake prophesy to collect the 2k from me and my friend.His church looks so deserted when he saw my friend and he called later to ask if she was a VIRGIN.

Pastor Moses doesn't talk with his brother pastor Paul eneche .What as darkness as to do with light. life is full of vanity. If his hands were clean he won't die this way.,I shouted seeing his death update.He was a prophet, sorry a FAKE one.MAY he make heaven #smh

wat!
Are you sure ure saying the truth? Please if all these claims are wrong just stop it i beg you.
But wait, if really what u said is true then.... Hmmm God have mercy, i reserve my comment.
I really dnt know much abt him sha, infact i dnt know him but his brother 'Dr. Pastor Paul Eneche' is my spiritual father and role model and he is the one i know too well.
It's well o

greatgod2012:
May God bless you and your family too.


I'm not always comfortable with those unprintable names GEJ is been called when PMB is not better, not even his match.


And not that GEJ was perfect, in fact, I didn't vote for him in the last election, I thought PMB was going to be better, now that we have seen the truth, we should say it, I was among those who made mistake of voting for PMB.


You shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free, I've just said/typed the truth and I'm free.

from the begining i knew that PMB would fail but i never imagined that he will fail dis bad, i didn't vote for PMB at all cos i know how clueless the man would be immediately he enters aso rock.
I dnt talk politics dis much but just decided to stop by nd say dis.......
Those still insulting GEJ are just zombies........

greatgod2012:
I really didn't like this man when he was the President, because he seemed to be too soft for my own liking, it's his softness that made the people he surrounded himself with to take him for granted and they looted so much while in his cabinet.



However, to be honest, GEJ is a good man with good heart, he's humility personified, he had regard for rule of law and simple to a fault.


For those cursing and hating him, calling him all sorts of degrading names, unprintable names, if we're to compare side by side, can your Messiah in the person of GMB ever do what GEJ did in the last election? Can he ever put the citizens above his ambitions? I doubt it.

If you can call GEJ such unprintable names, what do we now call PMB who has taken overdose of nepotism, favouritism, insensitivity and all sorts that he is showing.


The truth is that all our leaders, past and present, old and young are corrupt and visions-less, but one is still preferable to the other.


With the way things are going now, very many people in this country will still prefer GEJ to PMB.



Pencil up!

may God favour you and ur entire family for taking out ur precious time to enlighten some empty headed Nigerians here in nairaland..... U just said my mind, tnx dear!

MadCow1:
Why should I give my life to anybody?

If you have read your bible well and understood what you have read, you will know that judging the annointing of a man is not by signs and wonders. Matthew 24:24


Tell the Pastor to either raise his Brother or find a new career path.

How can a Doctor treat everybody but fail to heal his own.

may you have an encounter with divinity so ur mentality will become a quality one.
Watch ur tongue, think right so you'll grow.

MadCow1:
Because I am Jesus' younger brother and the second Son of God. Jesus use 2000 years senior me.



Because me sef na God's Oracle.



Who cares.. These days nobody can tell the difference between both of them.



I am simply telling him to do the things he tells his congregation every Sunday. If he can't ressurect his Brother, then how can he ever stand in front of anybody else and pray them a Miracle?

sincerely i get ur points..... But there you go again making same statement, He can't raise his brother frm dead and nobody else can else can except God almighty......
If you know Dr. Pastor Paul Enenche well you'll agree with me dat God have bin using him so greatly to perform wonderful miracles, so if he prays dis time and it's not Gods will to awake him then fine!
#UneedToGiveYourLifeToChristBro!

MadCow1:
I wonder what the Pastor would do now..


He had better raise his bro from the grave of close down his church and go and learn Welding.

why won't calamity befall you soon?
How on earth would u say such a thing God's oracle...... Who raises one frm dead, God or pastor??
You should knw dat man can only render prayers and it's d choice of God to decide if he will answer or not, awa will is not always God's will.
Grow up!

It's demonic...... Some times ago i was having such an experience.
Yeah i was having such an experince in the dream and i'll wake up and find myself wet..... Thats to show u how passionate it was, it continued until i got mad at the devil and confronted the matter spiritually and today not even the powerless devil himself can dare me.....
If you're born again such tin will flee frm u 4 life
It's 100% spiritual so u av to wake up, brace up and fight the devil spiritually....... It's a spirit spouse issue and the physical effects of it ain't good at all......
Pray against it and the demon will flee for ever!

1k........ Age 13
i didn't even enjoy the money cos i showed it to ma elder bro and he spent it all

Koran 2:191 Slay unbelievers wherever you find them....

Koran 22:19 Punish the unbelievers with garments of fire, hooked iron rod, boiling water, melt their skin and bellies.

Koran 8:12 Terrorize and behead those who believe in scriptures other than the Qur'an

Koran 9:5 When opportunity arises, kill the infidels wherever you catch them.

Now my question is, if all these verses are true, why do we blame Bokoharam and others killing Christians all around the world? I guess they are fulfilling ministry and obeying instructions.
If the foundation be broken, what can anybody do? Rom13:9-10 instructs me to love all, Christians and non-christians. No insults pls! Its not an insult, its only an insight!

Koran 2:191 Slay unbelievers wherever you find them....

Koran 22:19 Punish the unbelievers with garments of fire, hooked iron rod, boiling water, melt their skin and bellies.

Koran 8:12 Terrorize and behead those who believe in scriptures other than the Qur'an

Koran 9:5 When opportunity arises, kill the infidels wherever you catch them.

Now my question is, if all these verses are true, why do we blame Bokoharam and others killing Christians all around the world? I guess they are fulfilling ministry and obeying instructions.
If the foundation be broken, what can anybody do? Rom13:9-10 instructs me to love all, Christians and non-christians. No insults pls! Its not an insult, its only an insight!

Great work.... Nice one

Haha..... really funny mehn

Hahaha what a man! Number 7 though

Joavid:
that doesn't change the fact that Audu as well as his successors and predecessor were crooks and experts at siphoning Kogi state funds to thier pockets.

always coming back to chop the small money Kogi has.

Yahaya is yet to prove he is different.

i just hope Yahaya will eventually prove his difference someday, but giving it a second thought you'll see that Prince Audu deserves the honour anyway.

CACAWA:
Oh okay

Who remembers MauLag?

lolz even though they change it we'll all keep calling it KSU!

But i prefer it to remain as Kogi state university, A.K.A KSU

Governor Yahaya Bello of Kogi on Friday renamed the Kogi State University, Ayingba , after the late first civilian governor of the state, Prince Abubakar Audu.
Bello announced the change in the name of the 15- year-old university during a statewide broadcast to mark his victory at the state governorship election petition tribunal.
He said that naming the university was the ultimate honour that could be done to the memory of the late colourful politician who ruled the state twice as the civilian governor from 1991 to 1993 and 1999 to 2003.
Audu himself established the university in 2001 and named it Prince Abubakar Audu University but his successor

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/06/bello-renames-kogi-university-abubakar-audu/

'MOST OLOSHI'S CANNOT BE TRUSTED WITH THE USED CONDOMS'
i remember few years ago when some Nigerian prostitutes were caught at an airport with a 'Ghana must go bag' filled with used condoms, they were actually about to travel to southAfrica with those stuffz...... Only God knows what exactly they wanted to use them for.
So it's isn't good patronizing those ladies cos most of them can be devilish and demonic.......

Op we already know that u were d one that patronized an aloshi so stop lying with ur friend's name, we knw the truth mehn

BEN BRUCE/ NGOZI OKONJO IWEALA
simple!

........ Then that will mark the end of his precious Joy stick. Hahaha