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Crime / Re: First Time In Prison: Advice Needed by greatness22(m): 11:17am On Oct 07, 2016
Etizz:


the Yanch is not safe by den oh, those guys get condom oh, if no condom, those guys will improvise...... at least cellophane dey na......
Lol, if a girl tells you she's HIV positive, fear go let u chuk prick with condom?

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Don't Know How To Apologize! Please What Can I Do ? by greatness22(m): 10:16am On Oct 07, 2016
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Don't Know How To Apologize! Please What Can I Do ? by greatness22(m): 10:05am On Oct 07, 2016
Benita27:
Sure it was. cheesy but how did u know i was the one?.
"27" a unique number in the month of March wink
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Don't Know How To Apologize! Please What Can I Do ? by greatness22(m): 9:41am On Oct 07, 2016
Benita27:
Lol. Gudmrning!.
Gudmrning beautiful. Guess ur night was lovely!
Crime / Re: First Time In Prison: Advice Needed by greatness22(m): 9:23am On Oct 07, 2016
I will advise you to smuggle some pain relief drugs as a "new comer" because the grand commander and his subject will usher you in with some thunderous slap leaving you in a state of coma.

Be complaining to yourself about the dreaded HIV your late girlfriend gave you, that way, you're saving your yansh from hard drilling.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Don't Know How To Apologize! Please What Can I Do ? by greatness22(m): 9:01am On Oct 07, 2016
Benita27:
But you've been tolerating her.

Personally i don't like people who find it difficult to say the 5 letters magic word "sorry!".
But i can't ask you to call it quit, do whatever suits you.
I hope ayam not one of them? cheesy
Romance / Re: Plus-size Lady Trying To Catch Her Man In A Pre-Wedding Photos by greatness22(m): 8:49am On Oct 07, 2016
I can imagine the hard labour the guy will go through in the bedroom. wink


I wish them well.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Meets Yahaya Bello At Book Presentation On Buhari (pics) by greatness22(m): 8:43am On Oct 04, 2016
Please, is that not Dino sitting close to Tinubu?
The dude with a black suit.




Okay, it is the thief from Owerri.
Romance / Re: Pregnant Mad Woman In Bayelsa & Her Mad Boyfriend Loved Up (Pics) by greatness22(m): 3:16pm On Oct 03, 2016
To them (mad lovers) they're the only people who have sense.




Lol, the woman is really proud of her mad husband. grin
Romance / Re: When You Have A Pretty Daughter(hilarious Photo) by greatness22(m): 2:56pm On Oct 03, 2016
I see the guy viewing, make i run before he insult me join.
Romance / Re: When You Have A Pretty Daughter(hilarious Photo) by greatness22(m): 2:53pm On Oct 03, 2016
CplusJason:
This grotesque amnesiac wanton, seems your comprehensive ability is so low, try and take that public vagina of yours far away from me and stop advertising you pussy to me, like i said earlier, some tiddlers and calf's are ready to offer you a good pay in exchange of your vagina (that include my dog). Apply some calamine powder while coming, who knows, my dog might just mistake your face for a thief and i won't blame him. Now run along Nematode.
Jesu......

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Romance / Re: When You Have A Pretty Daughter(hilarious Photo) by greatness22(m): 2:33pm On Oct 03, 2016
rosalieene:
prestigerhyme, greatness22 come and see drama
Lol, rossy, ayam here sweetie. cheesy


I see blood everywhere.

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Health / Re: HIV Cure Finally Here ? Scientists Make Remarkable Breakthrough ! by greatness22(m): 7:26pm On Oct 02, 2016
Great news. Atleast, condoms will be cheap.

Two for N5

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Romance / Re: Sunday Morning Pix With My New Girl Friend by greatness22(m): 6:01pm On Oct 02, 2016
Some people be acting like "saint" here whereas, they're more dirty than a native doctor's bucket.


Go and preach decency to the slut in your area or better still, i will advise you guys to mind your fvcking business and leave Airforce1 alone.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Stoke City (1 - 1) On 2nd October 2016 by greatness22(m): 12:14pm On Oct 02, 2016
Man Utd winning this one with two goals to nil.

Congratulations in advance to all United fans.




I rep the best team in the world. *Barcelona* cool
Romance / Re: by greatness22(m): 12:21am On Oct 02, 2016
iLegend:


To those who love them. You can't tell a native doctor to listen to speechless by Michael Jackson (because it's good).

Maybe, he'll listen to it if he kills somebody and he's just speechless on how fast it worked.

Although, if you can't relate to a song, then the song is bad to YOU, but not to someone who can relate to it. It's ALL about preference.
I agree with you on this one Bro.
Romance / Re: by greatness22(m): 12:01am On Oct 02, 2016
iLegend:


grin grin Iyaf laugh and iyaf tired. Punchline.

Sadly, we don't support our good musicians. Everyone wants to make money and 70% of the time I blame the fans and radio stations. Honestly, every song has its place.

It's just like telling Lala not to post snake news on front page. Everyone has a selling point.

Most of the American musicians we love their musics are illuminati members. The devil is pursuing us everywhere we go. I don't blame Nigerian Musicians anymore. The moment it's accepted, it's good! I love both local and foreign music, but my emotion dictates the one to listen at the moment or someone triggers it.

When I listen to Naija jamz for long American jamz become boring or a little irritating. And when listen to American songs for long Naija jamz become noisy and amateur. It's vice versa.

Songs a meant to evoke 4 of these:

1. Joy
2. Sorrow
3. Dance/shake your head
4. Indifference

The moment any of these is achieved, then the song is good - maybe, not for you, but for someone who can relate to it. So, all songs are good!

I guess you don't mean that Bro. @embolded

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Nairaland / General / Re: Python Killed By A Fisherman In Oyigbo, Rivers State Hung At A Building (Photos) by greatness22(m): 10:26pm On Oct 01, 2016
stano2:
So you killed this creature for nothing ,just because you saw it moving away slowly ..if that the snake retaliated, attacked, tie you in 4 places, squeeze your body and make blood run out from all angles including your eyes then start from your big head and starts to swallow you now.
Everybody will curse the snake, blame village people for sending it. Instead of you to leave this creature to go jejely, you said killing it was the best, so as to show off with. Soon Na pix of who snake bite we go d see 4 NL.
Snake Advocate of Nigeria. (S.A.N)

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye, George Weah And Toyin Saraki Pictured Today by greatness22(m): 9:35pm On Oct 01, 2016
RonalDINO my real nigga, just love the way he keeps haters guessing.

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Sports / Re: Manchester United's Independence Message To Nigeria by greatness22(m): 9:23pm On Oct 01, 2016
Nice one from Manchester United but I rep the best team in the world. And that team is..........

........










..........







Barcelona.

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Romance / Re: by greatness22(m): 9:19pm On Oct 01, 2016
herbie27:
Lol. cheesy
Trying to download the song, but glo and it's witchcraft network are doing what they know how to do best.
Romance / Re: by greatness22(m): 9:11pm On Oct 01, 2016
herbie27:
He doesn't hide his, those who know him very well do.
If being gay inspired him to produce good songs, then he should keep being gay.

Adam Lambert is good abeg. grin
Romance / Re: by greatness22(m): 9:07pm On Oct 01, 2016
chillex8:


Cap it up with "Last time by moonlight" enya

This is for you Bro, one of my favourite song.

Romance / Re: by greatness22(m): 9:03pm On Oct 01, 2016
herbie27:
Yeah!, he's as good as Bruno Mars but a gay. grin has nice vocals.
Lol, gay? Have you caught him in the act before? grin
Romance / Re: by greatness22(m): 8:55pm On Oct 01, 2016
herbie27:
Lol.
Try Lady Antebellum (All For Love, & Need You Now).
Adam Lambert ( What do you want from me? & if i had you).

Life House (Between the raindrops).

Garvin Degraw ( Not over you).

The Black Eyed pea (I gotta feeling). cheesy for wkends.
Hmmm, "Adam Lambert"




Will download and listen to them. Thanks dear. cool

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Romance / Re: by greatness22(m): 8:36pm On Oct 01, 2016
herbie27:
cheesy cheesy You're wicked.
They all have a long way to go.
These foreign guys went to various music academy, got their voices trained, take yrs to compose lyrics, but here they woke and had a back pain, it's an album.
Can't be caught dead listening to their crap.
Lol, you talk of back pain, some of them go to the vocal booth and happily record their cough and give it to some dumb OAP's.





God will deliver our ears from these wannabe artists.

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Romance / Re: by greatness22(m): 8:20pm On Oct 01, 2016
herbie27:
Lol.
Those guys understand what music is, not the crap we have here as musicians without reasonable lyrics.
You're not just beautiful, but also intelligent, thought I was the only one Who noticed that. They keep dishing out truck loads of bullshiits and tag it music.

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Romance / Re: by greatness22(m): 8:13pm On Oct 01, 2016
herbie27:
She's one of the best on my list. grin


That's lovely, she always have a way of travelling with my mind, soul and body to a place of solace. Yanni is also guilty of this too. grin

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Romance / Re: by greatness22(m): 8:04pm On Oct 01, 2016
herbie27:
Really!.
She's good and could vote her for a Grammy over and over again.
Lol, listen to that song and you will be grateful to God for sending Enya to this earth. She's the best for me.








Add "Amarantine" to it

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Politics / Re: Pictures Of Ize-iyamu Of PDP And His Family Member Crying For Loosing Election by greatness22(m): 6:29pm On Oct 01, 2016
Very painful indeed.. But joy comes in the morning when your survive the night.

PDP will bounce back. cool
Romance / Re: Short Story For All Ye The Womaniser/rapist ( Pics) by greatness22(m): 6:19pm On Oct 01, 2016
So womanizers will end up deep down the sea with fresh mermaids? cool

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