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This doesn't solve your problem o...reduce your sub rate by 50%.

BlackViper:
https://punchng.com/multichoice-cuts-dstv-decoder-price-by-50-to-attract-subscribers/#:~:text=MultiChoice%20Nigeria%20has%20slashed%20the,customers%20and%20curb%20declining%20subscriptions.

Shay na SHICAGO STATE U certificate 😁 abi which one worths so much?

Firebox123:
Your School Certificate for 4 MILLION? Not even the land deeds 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Motigbo se

He is not the real problem anymore...his handlers and blind supporters are the real problems. Watch them f00li$hly deflect. They've started already.

Pharaoh4rin:
Something is wrong with this tinubu. The guy is shameless and a pathological liar. Haba! How could an Oldman man like him disgracing us all the time? Funny enough his supporters sees nothing wrong with him.

The only thing that is certain is the truth.

When you lie so much, you lose track and start to f-up.

Truth will definelty reveal itself one day wether they like it or not.

[quote author=etokhana post=135872161]https://x.com/omonlakiki/status/1937448445175869898?t=Wtm0gv__wadHFc3mwqaBtw&s=19[/quote]

Good job.

You'll find that this one has a wife and kids hiding in ogun state while he kills in lagos.

Why is his face blurred? Hope he won't be released by his sponsors.

Kilode Ntori Olorun. Na wa o. 19 years

DyshApp:
A Nigerian woman celebrates as she finally marries her partner after 19 years of courtship and 13 years living together with 3 children.

The woman @teekay_babe shared a video from their Nikkah wedding ceremony, which took place a month ago, making their union official before family and friends.

She expressed her excitement, saying that netizens shouldn’t act selfishly, but they should congratulate her.

Despite her husband not paying her a dowry, the caption claims that she and her husband dated for 19 years and lived together as husband and wife for 13 of those years.

Their 13 years of living together produced three children.

Are you surprised?

They support evil no matter the continent.

Even when they know they're evil, they still use the name of God to cover face. Check it well, the supporters of this current Nigerian situation all support oppression all around the world because it favors their narrative.

owobokiri:
This is why I maintain that Nigerians are by far the most politically illiterate set of Africans that live today..
Obama is your god. What did he do for Africans, not to talk of Nigerians!?

This man singlehandedly destroyed the whole of the northern part of West Africa. Nigeria, Mali, Niger, Burkina Faso, Chad and Cameroon. All are having all sorts of insurgencies traceable to the activities of NATO in Libya under Obama.

This man forced African countries to accept AFRICOM through the backdoor. Supported the French in their military removal of a sitting African Head of State in Cotedvoire, and never had any cordinated well defined African policy as an America president!

Recently declassified documents under Trump just showed that this man was the brain behind boko haram! Yes! While his wife was carrying the "Bring back our girls" playcard, dude was busy funneling millions of dollars through the USAID to Boko haram!

And he is your "man of the match"!
Maybe because he supported Buhari and Tinubu to overthrow Jonathan..
Look at where that has brought us as a country now...

Repetitive like dstv but very unstable. If you love football, then it's good for you but the other family channels aren't stable...my experience with it on my visit last month was terrible.

No customer care to call for complaints, all their so-called e-channels don't work...no response from them.

Look well before you leap o. Cheap article dey purge belle too.

chidiokay:
please care to share stations on the SLTV, and are they not repetitive as Dstv

Rara a...you should've asked him to give you a loaded bullion van.

That agbero entitlement mentality still hasn't left him.

Just leave them...instead, the Nigerian courts upheld an unjust sentence for a man defending himself saying he should have stood down after over-powering a terrorist who attempted to kill him on his own property.

Let them keep deceiving themselves. They don't know who the real enemy is...let's hope it's not too late.

Brendaniel:
When Tinubu you support declares them terrorists and start going after them like they go after IPOB in the south east, instead he is focused on 2027 reelection.


I will still say it again, if you are a Nigerian and you still see IPOB as a terrorist group then you are one of the most deceived people in Nigeria, because how can you tell me a certain group of people killing Nigerians all over Nigeria in their ancestral lands have not been proscribed and challenged by the Nigerian government.

But a group that was created to fight this same killers was proscribed, declared a terrorist group and fought by the Nigerian government till date.

I have asked this question many time and nobody has been able to answer it:

Can any Nigerian show me just one news link of the Nigerian government/Military going after or killing Fulani herdsmen in the southeast like they they go after IPOB/ESN?

Please I am waiting, prove to me that the present Nigerian government/Military is not a terrorist organization supporting terrorist groups like Fulani herdsmen to kill Nigerian citizens for political gains?

May their souls rest in peace, The government/military that was supposed to protect them sabotaged their lives for political gains

You shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house and if you've got a glass jaw, you should watch your mouth -50 Cent.

That aide no well.

The Color Purple (1985). Was young tho...dunno about now.

saintbillion:
I'll go first. I remember the first time I watched the India movie title LIKE STARS ON EARTH
I cried o. That time I was teaching in a private primary school.

This generalization is very unfair and is faded.

I don't suppose your mother and sisters (if any) are Caucasians or Chinese? Aren't they Nigerian? Would you beat them with the same stick?

I have and know many precious Nigerian ladies...virgin till marriage, find cheating disgusting, productive in all aspects and have high self esteem.

Mind you, no human is perfect. But who is holy enough to cast the first stone...you

Yes, this new generation is scary with the hookups and all but if men didn't patronize them, would it become the billion dollar industry that it is today?

Not all Nigerian Girls are wayward pls....you're not better than foreigners who class all Nigerians as thieves or fraudsters...you don't like that do you?

Savedday2:
The truth is that, any man getting marry to a 9ja girl should as immediately prepare for is untimely death.

Why are 9ja girls this evil? They are all the same.

Maga go still pay.

I thought EFCC was on them Abi all na faboo

How can they have the guts to still do this?

It is well o.

Nigerians please don't fall for it.

Leave him...let him be supporting wrong because of personal gratification. Someone acted in self-defence but the system wants to use him to set a clear example that Nigerians are not equal.

For all those who are upholding this injustice, now or in generations to come, it shall be unto them as they have done unto this farmer and there would be nobody to help them.


All these injustices hidden behind technicalities won't go unpublished.

Karma is brutal.

Agbegbaorogboye:
This is a lie

The thing with the UK is that most of our youth get there and get side-tracked. Many of them don't exceed high-school either because they're there illegally or deliberately just refuse to further. It's not easy getting professional jobs cos it's only if there's no white person who can do the job that they consider other citizens.

The ease of making money through blue collar jobs also doesn't help matters especially considering her age.

It's not surprising that she's still a cleaner after so many years...she probably started off as an illegal...This is why I tell people- don't go to UK or anywhere to hide...you'll regret it las las.

It is well...I hope she's re-instated...if she's able to make a good case...especially now that students and supervisors are rallying for her.

It's just recently that many youths began going for masters and professional studies.

Dougad:
I don't understand why a 70-year-old woman, who has been in the UK since she was a teenager, still works as a cleaner. She experienced the good 'ol days of the UK before things became as bleeped up as it is and should have made enough to already retire. Something's wrong

Abi does your own computer not use electrical software electricity? 🤣🤣🤣

He's so confident...even interrupting and setting the interviewer straight🤣


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Of them all, Amaechi is the most ridiculous.

So?

How does that affect the average Nigerian?

When you say this today and can dance for him tomorrow...like your colleagues .

Amaechi the comedian.

You mean for yourself? Nigerians didn't send you on any errand .

Poverty indeed is a disease.
Na twin tub she take dey brag dey insult men like this
What will she do if she got a laundry tower

ExAngel007:
They prefer to keep making their women to wash with hands - Nigerian woman mocks 'poor men' as she shows off her washing machine

https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/IMG_6574_1748548235.png

A Nigerian woman, Cindy Chiera Umeh, has mocked poor men while showing off her washing machine.

“It’s a year I bought this washing machine to help my life and make it more easier. Poor men with hefty iron condemned preeks do not know what is this. They prefer to keep making their women to wash with hands sowtey hand Don peel don turn old cargo hand,” she wrote in a Facebook post on Wednesday.

"Poor men with hefty iron condemn preek say washing machine Dey make their wife lazy and their wife accepted because them be onukwu wey them use poverty swear for. Them even say washing machine dey spoil clothndi ala wey use poverty bath.

“Even if poor men with hefty iron condemned preek go do money ritual them no go fit still get money to buy washing machine because their life don damage.”

https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/poor_1748548026.png

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2025/5/they-prefer-to-keep-making-their-women-to-wash-with-hands-nigerian-woman-mocks-poor-men-as-she-shows-off-her-washing-machine-2.html




https://www.facebook.com/share/r/16PYWQXxJb/



https://www.facebook.com/share/p/16ZksN12r9/

Hmm tiri gbosa for Odogwu Diokpa.

NwaAmaikpe:




Our forefathers are all crying non-stop in their graves because of what today's man has become just because of you.

How can a supposed dimkpa be this jittery just because his wife may find out that he has played okoso outside?
The rule book says that you should not cheat if you do not have the balls to cheat.

You shagged a lady with a condom, yet you still had to bother google because you fingered her as well. What will people like us who can't pour except we go raw then do, use ChatGPT?

Do not get me wrong, I will never try to endorse cheating because that will be overfloogging a dead horse. It is an accepted fact that 98% of all men with the means and the opportunity cheat.

So my anger with you here is not that you are remorseful about cheating, or paranoid about possibly being infected, but because you are terrified of your wife.

If you are this scared of your wife, she will be very justified if she leaves you; because remaining with a sissy is tantamount to same-sex marriage and women know this; that's why they'd always love bad boys unconditionally.

Your wife should be grateful to you for being considerate enough to treat your exposure first before whambamming her.

As a happily married, certified expert in cheating whose specialty is raw sex, I can authoritatively confirm to you that you have nothing to worry about.

To answer your final question, the only thing that can salvage this situation is professionally well-played mindgames.
Bring down hell and brimstone, question her trust for you and the future of your union since she now resorts to going through your pocket.

If you can not gaslight or turn the table on a woman, then you are not mature enough to be in a marriage.

Self-deceiving day-dreamers but some say they're being optimistic.

People are free to dream.

dre11:
https://punchng.com/full-list-political-heavyweights-plotting-to-stop-tinubu-in-2027/

You see That's your problem...you can't accept the bitter truth, instead you tag it perssimistic and resort to insults.
Did you bother to read the part where I stated that a united minority is more potent than a divided majority? Are the majority who are poor and starving united?

Tell me, are you livid to the recent political harlotry by governors and rep members in the country or you belive it doesn't matter too?

Do you think Tinubu is gentle GEJ that you all vilified and he decided to leave honorablly?

Is it this pdp that don't know their left from right or which party are you banking on?

Is there another body apart from inec that would conduct the (s)election or which court would you run to when they stone you with their usual "go to court"?

You were right in one thing tho...I have nothing to lose.

ivandragon:
You are fully entitled to your pessimistic views.

You are free to nag about bad governance and do nothing. Let those who seek a peaceful democratic change try thier best. Afterall, what do you have to lose since you have decided he cannot be kicked out?

Which magic do you want to use to kick him out? He was able to wriggle himself into power without holding sway, is it now that he has control over everything that you want to "kick him out"?

In what universe?

A united minority is more potent than a divided majority.
The chance to avoid this has long passed.

Only nature can kick him out...nothing else so forget...una go bear am.

ivandragon:
That goes without saying...

The socio-economic downturn is alarming. Except war torn countries and Buhari's military rule in the 80s, I cannot remember a country whose socio-economic conditions took such a steep plunge within such a short time.

The style of bat seems to enrich a few people so they can give handouts and crumbs to the masses. Everything is about political patronage for bat. There is no end goal in the way he runs Nigeria beyond politics.

Every project has a political undertone to it with the end benefit for the masses an afterthought.

Every appointment is a favour with merit a distant 2nd.

Every action of bat seeks to first achieve a selfish goal, something that benefits he and his cronies. If that action benefits the masses, then it is just happenstance. Because I cannot understand how a government has supposedly achieved so much, yet the socio-economic conditions have worsened rapidly...

Bat just has to be kicked out in 2027. His reforms are obviously designed to favour himself and cronies without care for the masses.

Word 👏👏👏

Rubyjade:
Real Masculinity Builds, It Doesn’t Dominate.
Marriage isn’t a battle of power or survival. It’s a partnership. And while men do make mistakes in marriage — the real errors are often rooted in outdated thinking, pride, or fear. Let’s unpack this:

1. “A woman must love, a man must provide.”
False binary. Love and provision go both ways in a modern marriage. A woman can contribute. A man should show affection. Reducing relationships to transactions is why a lot of marriages feel like business contracts instead of emotional homes.

A man who only provides but doesn’t emotionally connect becomes a stranger in his own house.

And no — it’s not her job to chase you after marriage. If you stop pursuing your wife emotionally, someone else eventually might.

2. “You must always look like a god.”
Yes, personal hygiene and appearance matter — for both partners. But a healthy marriage allows space for comfort and vulnerability.
Looking good shouldn't be about fear of being left; it should be about self-respect and mutual attraction. If she’s only with you because of your beard oil and boxers, the problem is deeper than your look.

3. “You are the lord. Let her have a say, but have your way.”
Bro. That’s not strength — that’s domination disguised as leadership.

Real leadership listens.

Real men build with their wives, not over them.
Being decisive is good — being dismissive isn’t.

4. “She’s not a mind-reader.”
True. Communication matters. But it’s not just telling her what you want.
Try asking her what she needs, too. Love isn’t just about managing expectations — it’s about understanding and growing together.

5. “Women love conflict.”
No. They love connection. What looks like “random conflict” is often unmet needs or emotional disconnection.

Avoidance kills intimacy.

Mature couples face tough conversations together.
If you treat conflict as drama instead of dialogue, you’re missing the deeper issue.

6. “Prepare for the rainy day; never let your wife be the breadwinner.”
Prepare? YES.
Fear her success? NO.
If your masculinity collapses when your wife earns more, the issue is insecurity, not identity.

Strong men celebrate their partner’s wins.

Marriage is not a competition — it’s coverage. Some seasons you’ll earn more. Other seasons, she might. That’s life.

7. “She’s not your best friend.”
Why not?
If you can’t laugh, vent, dream, or be your full self with your wife — who are you even married to?
Friendship is the foundation of lasting love. You don’t lose your masculinity by being emotionally close — you lose it by being emotionally unavailable.

✨ FINAL WORD:
Real men lead, but they don’t lord.
They provide, but they also protect emotionally.
They pursue wisdom, not ego.
And they build with their wives, not just expect to be served by them.

We need less alpha performance, and more emotional maturity in marriages today.
You don’t lose your role by listening — you strengthen it.

Unbelievable

This woman is a man in real life?

What did he expect when he portrayed the role of a local woman so well

If I didn't see this video, I never suspected.

Alfredmarshal:
Shocking Confession! Mama Uka Cries Out, Warns Men Toasting Him In His DM

Nigerian comedian Mama Uka is raising eyebrows again — but this time, it's not for his jokes! In this emotional and hilarious revelation, Mama Uka opens up about the constant stream of men sliding into his DMs, mistaking his female persona for real life. He doesn't hold back as he shares the awkward, funny, and sometimes disturbing experiences he's had — and issues a strong warning to all the “toasters” out there!

Is it comedy, confusion, or just plain boldness? Find out in this eye-opening video that’s as entertaining as it is thought-provoking.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyEXLcro0Dc

I taya o.

Honestly was hoping to see pictures of the so-called haven but then again, maybe for security reasons

seborrhic:
If you read through this so called news well,one would clearly see it's an advertisement.
The estate was mentioned several times in the report and section clearly telling people to invest.
I doubt cubana has a fully developed structure in that place.
For all one knows,it could be a developing estate with just a perimeter fencing and few scattered buildings.
I maybe wrong though.

You said it.

Jonathan should just be laughing at them from afar.

Yeye people.

advocatejare:
All the people that destroyed their party because of hatred for Jonathan are now fighting to save the party now.

Lesson: never destroy your home for an outsider to benefit because of hatred for your brother !