₦airaland Forum

Una no dey taya
With this tribal hit, you really com in pis

Hemanwel:
Atutuboyoyo!!! Yorubas have never been known to be good managers in the financial sector of our economy. This is largely due to their extravagant lifestyles.

Even one of the richest Yoruba men, Mike Adenuga, couldn't manage his Equatorial Trust Bank (ETB).

If UBA, Access Bank, Zenith, Fidelity, etc, had been managed by a Yoruba person from their inception, they would have probably ended up like ETB.

I come in peace o!

Waiting for "them" to debunk

treesun:
https://dailytrust.com/again-explosion-rocks-zamfara-communities/

Honestly...I hope Jonathan is wise enough to turn it down and distance himself from their rubbish.

They rejected him when he tried to do the right thing. Now after more and almost irreparable damage has been done by apc, they love him all of a sudden..cos he's their best option.

Which miracle does he want to perform in 4 years

Jonathan shouldn't allow himself to be a pawn in their silly games

Funny ediots.

chiefolododo:
JONATHAN SHOULD NOT BE DRAGGED INTO THEIR MADNESS.LET THEM GO FOR EL RUFAI , ATIKU OR YAHAYA BELLO

You hit the nail on the head.
It's about what you can offer. Especially for the female folk.

Nothing as good as having papers o. You legit, you thrive, you're hotcake

justwise:
Most, not all Nigerians, i have experienced both good and bad attributes, some Nigerians ladies especially are not friendly, they related to other nationalities than their Nigerian brothers.

A senior manager((A Nigerian lady) in a place i work turned her nose down on me, i mean i say hello with smile to her and she will keep a straight face, then i stopped greeting her completely till the day she left the company.

This is common among those chasing papers and freeloads , so if a brother can not offer any of that then you are not useful to them.

Story don too plenty.

Why all this plenty shalaye?

treesun:
https://punchng.com/ph-refinery-nnpcl-loaded-old-stock-not-fresh-products-host-community-secretary/

Wise words. Good advise.



All Dads are like that.

You can never have enough sense as far as your parents are concerned...learnt that long ago.

Natbrowny:
👉 Buy a drink ur dad likes.
👉 Present the drink to him
👉 Sit down with him and apologise for ur outburst and remind him u r now an adult who can drive without been told what to do.

He is just been a dad. When u get to face similar scenario with ur son. U'll understand better.

If it was ur mom, i believe u'll find a way to say sorry.

Do same for pops. And make him smile for the next few days. Pops will always be pops. Mine will still want to tell me how to operate WhatsApp, somtin wey na me teach am o 😂 . I just dey smile even though atyms its annoying. Dem be our first teacher, they believe they'll teach us everything, its kinda a habit for everyone

Correct Judge.

The idiot should remain in custody till May 8 2025...then the Judge should continue adjournment till his family vomits the money.

He even had the guts to threaten his benefactor.

Gamblers shouldn't be treated with kid gloves.

Careless, senseless Ungrateful idiots.

Karemarealty288:
https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2024/11/26/japa-fraud-oyo-man-ogundele-docked-for-using-10000-proof-of-funds-for-gambling/

Tor. Engines are in trouble.

According to someone on the other thread..."the more you look the less you see"

Let's hope it's not true.

All of them are just talking anyhow.

No shame anymore. Well, you can't shame the shameless

Kukutente23:
70 year old man choosing to play the clown

Is he broke or something cause I don't understand this his asslicking

This your last paragraph is funny...vote who out in which 2027?

Dreams.

The important thing is he should do well whether he's liked or not.

integrity16:
Whichever way you want to look at it, it's a progress we have all been clamouring for, for all our refineries to work.

I know it's nothing to you because of misgovernance of successive administration and betrayal of citizens trust by this government especially but in as much we want to always criticize the government, let's also appreciate little little wins here and there.

I didn't vote for Tinubu during the election and I am not his follower but I am happy with this news if it's true, by the time all four refineries starts production and other modular refineries in different locations across the country, the problem of inadequate supply would be solved, competition would set in, forcing down prices.

I know the man is messing up but there's nothing anyone can do but to wait till 2027 to vote him out.

This is awesome.

One step forward.

Yourprick:
https://www.channelstv.com/2024/11/26/port-harcourt-refinery-commences-crude-oil-processing/

Street synonym for snitch/informant.

DeeScan:
. then what's a rat

Ok o...

Oga only the boy is an adult in the UK...that's why the girl's mom is pissed.

But na you know pass.

nairalanda1:
Seriously, you have never lived abroad

All I will tell you is that that couple would be considered elders in the UK.

I don talk my own!

Ok o...you don't need to know where I live.

Oga only the boy is an adult in the UK...that's why the girl's mom is pissed.

But na you know pass.

nairalanda1:
Seriously, you have never lived abroad

All I will tell you is that that couple would be considered elders in the UK.

I don talk my own!

Really?

That's your go to.

You that have lived abroad.

You lot make me laugh.

For your information, no parent would allow it...yes the kid may revolt and all that but no parent would allow it.

Well obviously you would...being woke and living aborad🤣🤣🤣

You're entitled to your opinion abeg.

nairalanda1:
You have never lived abroad.

The report says his parents knew about the relationship...hence my use of the term "woke"

What normal struggling afro-brit or afro-amer parents would allow their kid 18 or not to frolic about with a teenage girl in their presence while the family is on holidays no less...only woke ones...

nairalanda1:
Parents are 'humble/ lower class' by British standards. They had been saving up for the trip (and the boy joined them , they went first...boy had school to finish before he joined them).

No indication they were woke. Just two kids thinking that the UK and the rest of the world are alike.

Same.

Informant is a corporate name/word for snitch much like "diplomacy" for "lies" and "lobbying" for "bribes".

Sammy101111:
What is the different between ( informant ) an (Snitch )

Poor kid. Poor decisions have ruined him if he doesn't get help.
His poor "woke" parents who knew about it must be regretting now...coughing up 2 racks every week...money they don't have.

No o....award l'okan. Do you think those companies you listed don't have backing?...no be ordinary.

89green:
There are Indian, Nigerian and chinese companies in Nigeria that provide employment to Nigerians but lack work ethics and safety towards their employees plus slavery mentality. If the Government is truly serious, they will address those issues instead of confering useless awards.

Truth is a bitter pill they don't like.

See them...foaming in the mouth asking dumb questions...and na dem dey always first comment...no work.

Gerhards:
Why are you pained? is it because Deji is right

Like it has changed/curbed Gandollar in Kano and the North

Jokers.

Those ones brains dey their anus.
They can't know ineptitude even if it hit them in the face.

stacyadams:
Yet clowns like hellanus will tell u the country is functioning at its full capacity

You really know them.

Check those who bothered to read the useless "wails of a desperate sidelined asslicker"...na dem dem.

Kemi like femi is entitled to her opinions...I don't get why the long cry.

Mrfeel:
FFK and Reno omokri, two hungry politicians, if kemi gives FFK food tomorrow all these things he is talking about will turn to praises

Calling them "bots" is an unnecessary, undeserved hype...
A$$lickers, Urchins etc's more like it.

...sides Ndume ain't opposition so they're prolly "shocked" and pissed.

EmiloCorn:
This is not how to play opposition politics.

Where are my bots

Noooo congratulations to them.

Infact, we dey go Oyo now go hire drummers to hail them for the appreciation.

Awon asinwin.

Okortor:
#10 difference? APC is a disgrace

Asylum loading

Really

Even you do not believe this trash/brazen lies you wrote- most likely written under duress.


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They know the dangers but hardship/poverty makes them take foolish risks.
Enlightening isn't the solution...let the poor breathe.

BeeBeeOoh:
https://dailypost.ng/2024/10/16/enlighten-nigerians-against-oil-scooping-from-tanker-explosion-senate-tasks-noa/

I thought i was the only one that noticed.

CodeTemplarr:
That second to last reply who is a divorcee. Her moniker when broken down is "SOS in Konji".

What a cry!

That’s their usual modus operandi.

To play victim when they find they’ve bitten more than they can chew.

Needless killings and someone is saying “very good”

It’s pathetic.

AcuraZDX:
We Don't want to hear Pray for Iran soon o

Or Israel is killing babies and Children

You can say that again.

You're not paying bills and you're mouthing off.

Now reality is about to hit him in the face like ice cold nights.

Most people are barely managing out there.

Not everything is cruise.

Hopefully, lessons learnt.

davillian:
The best thing that can happen to you in abroad is getting a place to stay for free when you touch down...
After couple of months you would be able to rack up some reasonable amount of money that would make life a bit easy for you...

Sorry is your middle name.

Until a man marries you, there are no assurances...introduction to mum is just that..."introduction "...nothing more...it doesn't mean anything.

ExAngel007:
Once a man introduce you to his mum, just rest your mind. He will surely marry you - Nigerian woman says


A Nigerian lady, Kifayat Ohunene has said that once a man introduces a woman to his mother, he will surely marry her.

Is this true though?