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My idiot Governor speaking bullshit again. This idiot who has bought up half the state capital with government funds while owing pensioners eons of arrears is talking? It's the prayers of those whose commonwealth you and your brothers have been stealing that will kill you. If the federal government indeed goes ahead to kill you, then those people will consider their prayers answered.

Nice. Una just dey shout CJN up and down. His own has passed. Deal with it. If you are so concerned that money was found in the CJN's account and he was suspended for that but you can't run out to defend your neighbour when police arrests him for having AK47 rifles in his house, then you are a bastard. Your parents are bastards. Their parents before them, are also bastards. And so on and so forth. If you read this post and e dey pain you, just know that people like you need to die for any society (be it your immediate family or the entire country) to get better. There's only one exception, those who have benefitted from the CJN's slush funds have a right to complain. Anyone who is a struggling Nigerian and weeping over a corrupt person's personal beef with the law (wether APC/PDP related) is an iredeemable fool who will produce a long generation of fools.

Michaelkings:
Buhari will not leave to see d election,mark dis word

Mark which useless words? The thing is, president or not, if he begins to purge today a team of doctors at his beck and call would swing into action to make sure he's fixed. You on the other hand as an ordinary Nigerian social media town crier, have 1000 ways to die every single day. Make una no go hustle.

litaninja:
The govt is handing the duties expected to private parties and you're clapping. Do you understand that the taxes you pay are for these roads

In return, the private parties will receive tax rebates. Better this way than to let the monies be paid to government and stolen by a selected few. You see, there are many ways to get a particular thing done. Hope the news didn't spoil your year?

Abjay97:
A group of Ijaw men has just been settled.

Eyaah. Must be a very sad day for you. Abeg, wetin be your papa name? Or what is your own name? Are you an elite? Do you have billions of National cake Nairas attached to any of your names? If yes, you are on point. If not, ...

Jesus! These people want some attaché-by-force people to commit mass suicide o.

ighedosajam2018:
They have been bought over am not surprised.but still why is Ateke Tom not talking....tooooooooo bad

Hahahaha! As they have aired an opinion contrary to yours, they have been bought over. My dear nairalanders, I hope some of you have lives outside this forum and are pursuing your dreams o. As far as you do not belong to the elites, you might remain online pawns just screaming and rejoicing over all the drama this country has to offer until eyes clear for you later in life.

Ruddyman:
You're been clever by half...


Who was the Chief of defence staff?

Chief of Naval staff?

Air force chief?

NSA?

Who was the CJN?

Court of Appeal?

And the rest?



We are saying that all the heads of our security agencies including para military ones are now concentrated in the hand of the north,..and our judiciary and you're here posting this

I'm quite comfortable having the heads of security agencies headed by Northerners. At least I know they are for "One Naijeriya." Not those who call the country a zoo, call for it's segregation, rejoice at it's troubles and shockingly ask to be made security heads all in one breath.

Justbeingreal:
As long as the investigation is not politically motivated and what is taking them so long to investigate the governor with a video evidence of bribery... Its not suppose to be a one sided fight.

I wonder why people are angry with you. People like you deserve pity instead. I hope you don't abandon the pursuit of your dreams (that's if you have any), arguing for/against politicians.

Maphorisan:
Wow

You never tire to dey type "wow?”

Testing the cashout microphone. Sportybet cashout na nyash.

Lol! Dem no share money reach these ones side.

SystemBet:
all Australia A league played under 1.5!

In fact this is what we are discussing right now in the village square.

The beautiful thing about the Australian league is that when they want to send you to the village, they do so with an A.C -tight Hummer bus.

marvin906:
why always Kenya if not them Zimbabwe..
are they cursed with sex..
last last they nor still fvck reach SA

Please what's this kid's name? Thanks.

sleek214:
those names you mentioned will be worse than Buhari. Atiku is the real deal. think outside the box. Nigeria presidency is not for jokers

Correct person. Atiku will provide free money for everyone. Not like stingy Buhari. He has more swag.

This O.P no get sense o. Some of us are counting on the hopelessness and brainlessness of Nigerian youths to further achieve greater things. At least by the time Buhari is done in the next 4 years or Atiku's 8 years are up, the cost of employing a graduate in a small business would have dropped to 6,000 Naira. I love this country. The largest single gathering of fools in one place in the whole wide world.

icon8:
What type of headache-inducing grammar is this for Christ's sake?

No be small thing o. See as my brain just begin pain me the moment I start read de first paragraph. Jesu!

"A last minute order that had Lagos State Commissioner of Police, Edgar Imohimi, announced redeployment suspended, may not had served as a good development among police officers within and outside the state, particularly within public domain, after last week incident reported to had claimed lives.
The action, to politicians of bigwigs, who understand the implication, after a drama over office control ensued between Edgar and Acting Commissioner of Police, Kayode Egbetokun, who was earlier directed to take over the command, may be a bad omen for Lagos State chapter of All Progressives Congress (APC) at the forthcoming election."




Oboy! Seun, if I keep reading such poorly constructed articles with so much grammatical blunders, I might just go brain dead. Abeg na who write this kind rubbish? You wan kill person?

No wahala. This is coming coming from a feminist farm implement with a nose like a garden hose. She needs a lover in her life. Some of these ladies are angry at being single for so long they just take to throwing tantrums unnecessarily. See how she just called her mother a prostîtute. The same woman who has been praying for her to get married all this while so that she can have peace of mind.

jashar:
As in ehn... People are blinded by greed and a chance to grab a portion of the 'National cake'. Atiku/PMB have nothing to offer, see the deluded ones above saying the Public is a friend of Atiku. Like really?

It's like this generation doesn't value intellect and integrity. If they did, their eyes would be totally off these 2 candidates and they would focus on more fit candidates.

I just pray we have enough voters with sense not to let either of the 2 win this election... Kai

Never in the history of this country has a generation produced this large a number of unintelligent and morally bankrupt people. 80% of the posters on this thread are a testament to that.

seunH:
QUOTE OF THE DAY: "You see, the average Nigerian is not angry about corruption. He is angry that he does not have access to the proceeds of corruption"
can I steal it sir?

Thank you. Feel free sir.

Bizmagnet:
Some will regret most of what they're doing now in future but unfortunately, it will be too late. You must carry yourself with value and virtue mindset.
Need a website/blog/software? Check my signature for contacts.

If you know where this country is heading to, you'll know that these are the people who will actually benefit from their actions in the future. I expect her to become Senator, Governor or Presdent someday.

Useless candidates everywhere. I laugh at young people who keep shouting ”Atikulated" everyday because it sounds a little bit funky. Thy wish and pray for the days of GEJ's regime. They'll tell you, ”Money been dey flow everywhere that time." Ask them how much they personally got or what they achieved apart from hearing that one or two persons within their neighborhood just hammered and watch them keep shut.
This whole PMB/Atiku candidacy is bullshit. Sometimes you wish that we as a people would just massively say ”Enough!" and vote overwhelmingingly for an 'outsider' who has brains.
This will not happen. You see, the average Nigerian is not angry about corruption. He is angry that he does not have access to the proceeds of corruption. In these days of people praying for "unmerited favour" and equating "Grace" for meaning having money (preferably one they don't work for) while their neighbours die of hunger, you cannot expect unity of purpose from Nigerians to move for a paradigm shift and actually vote for someone who embodies true progress. (I can already hear them shouting, "bone this long talk, bring the money make we share.") Before Amaechi said they'd have to kill people in this country for it to get better, I had already (along with a few Nigerians) suggested that the best solution was to "Fumigate" the ENTIRE country.

Damn! That was fast.

I don't need to know why. I don't give a fucck about that. In fact, I'm fuccking tired of this topic. Are we going to have an end to these needless bulshît dramas? Someone should tell President Abba Kyari GCFR that we are tired of his cabal's nonsense public show of shame.

P.S, Atiku is still not an option.

Who asked you?

The mistake the police made was not gunning down or at least dragging this criminal on the floor the very minute he resisted arrest at the beginning like they would any other Nigerian.

SalamRushdie:
Seems there is a conspiracy going on among rogue northern elites.. Every Satanic Gathering against Atiku Victory scatter by Fire!!!!!!!

Kai. Hard luck ehn. God knows best.

[quote author=GAZZUZZ post=74491477][/quote]Hello. I have a problem with my Honda Civic 2004. While driving this night, the car abruptly came to a halt and turned off. I started it again and the green Keylight sign on the dash won't stop flashing. Car drives very slowly. D, D2 and D3 indicators won't show up when gear is engaged in respective modes (all others R, P and N, work fine).
Also, the throttle (RPM), Fuel and Temperature gauges stopped functioning once this problem started this evening.

Had the same issue 3 months ago and they said I had to replace the brain box which I did at high cost.
I've tried checking online for solutions but what I keep seeing is people complaining that theirs won't start while in my case, the car starts (although a slow speed).

I'll appreciate the help. Thanks.

Cc: Gazzuzz, kingreign, Marpol et al.

fykes:
Ur security is faulty.
Normally when turn on ur ignition, that key light is supposed to flash and the car can only start after it stops flashing.
If u bought the car from someone... Have an electrician look at the security sensor. It's often below the steering. Or check the fuse.
It probably happens after u encounter a gallop.
It can shut down the engine abruptly. Take it to an electrician ASAP

Thanks for your reply. That is exactly what happened. After I hit that gallop, the stuff happened. So I don't have to buy a new brain box?