₦airaland Forum

Vischy:
I will happily win UEFA Conference league than go trophiless again next season.

Mindset of an average team.

lordfalcao:
Chelsea trying so hard to copy city's structure and model

Very obvious.

raumdeuter:
I saw on Twitter that Mikel is claiming that Drogba and him were the reasons Nigerians started supporting Chelsea

Who will say they started supporting Chelsea because of Mikel who was on the bench most of the time

If you planned to watch Chelsea because of Mikel then you won't see him at all

Truth is Roman purchase blew up Chelsea fanbase in Nigeria then Mourinho

I'll say Kanu moved more Nigerians to a football club (Arsenal) than anyone

One of my childhood friends who used to support Chelsea in the mid 90s switched to Arsenal when Kanu moved

Mikel no well.

Where was he when Arjen Robben and Damien Duff dey give me joy?

nateevs:
He's going to be the new Chelsea manager. All of the others were just to make us think they were options.

You believe he will address the tactical issues? You believe with the right tactical approach these set of lads will cook?

Ibime:
Here we are. First order of the day is making palm nut soup while the mental patient keeps hallucinating

Chinua Achebe said a good soup is judged by dipping palm fronds in the pot to see if it touches the bottom of the pot. Failure to touch the bottom indicates plenty protein activity in the soup. Protein Ito go in this soup includes periwinkles, cockles, mussels, stockfish, hake fish, shaki, cowfoot, oxtail and goat meat

Apart from the fact that Okpansukkaisbae has never seen such protein in his life, what is the relevance of this information? Well the freezer is full and all Okpa must go in the bin to make space for this soup.

Okpa belongs in the bin anyday and anytime. I feel bad throwing Okpa in a Brabantia bin that costs £90, which is about N170k, or equivalent to 2 months of Okpansukkaisbae monthly salary

Amoto94:
I beg to disagree, both tactics and players are to be blamed for missing out on top 5. At a point we had to name kids and 3 goalkeepers due to injuries and suspensions, in some games the players let the coach down especially in the Carabao Cup final and FA semifinal against City.
There is no way you are going to maintain consistency necessary for a top 5 push with bunch of players blowing hot and cold every matchday, the near consistent performers were Palmer, Gallagher, Gusto and to some extent Caicedo. How can a team perform regularly with this combo of problems tactically naive coach and subpar players?

Just what I’ve been highlighting but it seems baba nateevs never get the gist.

It’s so glaring even to the blind.

BlueMann:
Meet the Grahams

We no go still win am.

nateevs:
To be fair, they never said that. They only said a manager that can go toe-to-toe with Pep and Arteta.

It’s a dead-end course, no manager can go toe-to-toe with Pep and Arteta with our unbalanced and to an extent inexperienced squad.

These owners are just exhibiting a cinema and it’s not even funny.

We can’t win the title with the squad we have, we must tell ourselves the truth. These new owners needs to ditch their project, get a top manager of Mancini’s pedigree, plan how to escape FFP hit after prioritizing signings of a top No9 and a top CB, then give the manager the freedom to work.

Planning to challenge the league’s best two managers with this squad is comical, the only thing I can deduce from their statement is that they’re asking the new manager to come and humor us.

raumdeuter:
From this graphics so your standard is Pep or Pep former assistant

Pep is the standard here, you better hijack Kompany another Pep trainee

Sadly, it is rightly that.

With these new owners, I feel we have met our waterloo as a franchise. The ambition is so little that you wonder if we would ever win the title again in the next decade.

Instead of designing a model that is entirely different from that of your opposition, a model that could pose a big threat, you’re seriously modeling your own ideas after that of your opposition.

Pep and Arteta are the standard the new manager must meet? Like WTF?

What happened to selling a project to Zidane or Mancini? Ditch this failed project and work on something different?

Who advices these idiots?

You want your manager to challenge the two best gaffers in the country and you’re thinking of Ikenna? Ikenna that doesn’t even have the chutzpah to challenge his elder brother Emeka over their piece of land close to the stream?

Misplaced priority!

Why are top sides not looking the way of “good ebening”?

Honestly, I admire his style of play. He’s tactically good.

NinjaMetahuman:
Kompany to Bayern

Raumdeuter right now

Omo eh. Most teams have lost it. Shortsighted ideologies, models and projects floating around.

What’s Kompany’s footballing philosophy and how does it align with that of Bayern? Gidigbo football player and manager.

Just look at the foolish names being linked to us.

The only top footballing teams who have serious, credible and working projects are Arsenal, Real Madrid and City. The rest are just confused.

Look at the stability of the Arsenal squad, the age structure, adopted style of play and contract policy. You find yourself looking at a club that is highly sustainable.

We are just joking around with these two jokers who are masquerading as owners.

Leyqute:
Come, is this Frimpong an attacker or a defender? E no clear

Probably the best right wingback out there ATM.

Ibime:
Nobody is putting Fury as GOAT. Rest, that's just the black man in you speaking

Ibime:
Guirassy is born in France. His age is legit.

Looks quite old for a 28-year-old. I’ll be guessing 40-something.

Whizlight:
Women team up by 2 goals already. Come on you Chels

City be breathing down our neck. Just three goals separating us as it stands.

BlueAngel444:
a 4-3-3 would be better or we stick with this so called "3-3-4"

It's better we get a CF than buy Olise.

By the way I don't see why Madueke has to be sold because of Olise when Palmer and even Madueke can play false 9.

We don't need Olise self, honestly we have 2 more AMs in Gallagher and Chukwuemeka who can also play CM.


Even if we need an extra winger Hutchinson would make a good squad player instead of affecting Madueke's current rise.

Angelo will still storm ligue 1 next season, while Paez and Estevao hopefully storm American ⚽. Olise is not a player we need.

Imagine if we switch to 433 seeing that we have midfielders, Palmer and Madueke can play RW and we will be looking at Nkunku Artem* Palmer as front three with Gallagher Enzo Caicedo behind them

You only have high hopes for Madueke next season, there’s no guarantee he’ll deliver the wares. I’ve seen him come good today only to blow cold next day. Such form isn’t what we need next season.

Bar the hefty price tag, between Olise and Madueke, I’ll pick the former even without batting an eyebrow.

Stuttgart’s Giurassy is one top forward. But that one age for don dey come with VAT.

BlueAngel444:
Chelsea's left footed right wing players

Cole Palmer RW, AM
Madueke RW
Omari Hutchinson RW
Paez Kendry AM, RW* 2025
Angelo RW* injured in second club


Yet somehow they are not only biding for Estevao but considering Olise 😵 to play where na. That 60m, even if na 50m, go buy better CF, abeg o. Not one of those 5 players did badly last season to not be considered for the squad


But our left wing isn't doing that great

Sterling LW RW
Nkunku LW AM
Mudryk LW
Moriera LW

Hutchingson, Paez, Angelo and Estevao are all expected to be loaned out next season. It is looking increasingly unlikely that Omari and Angelo would cut it here tho, they may likely get shipped. While Paez and Estevao are for the future.

That leaves us with just Palmer and Madueke at the RW.

Honestly, I wouldn’t mind Olise joining, as this would lift competition for places. Palmer can permanently switch to the hole, leaving the RW for Madueke and Olise to vie for.

This can’t be bad going forward in a 4-2-3-1 setup:

Olise Palmer Nkunku

(9) ?

airmark:
Did I say only Reece is enough to solve our defensive frailty? Amnesia has dealt a hand on you.

Go and beg for enough data and check all my submissions on our defence. In fact I replied Unlimited when he asked for defenders missed.



Find Gingko biloba, and relieve yourself of your memory issues. That's the help I can render to you, which is more valuable than free funds you were seeking to use to smoke we,ed and carry Owerri babes.

So it’s not about me saying we miss RJ anymore, it’s about what you said rada rada.

Either you’re a malfunctioning BOT or an internet leech-like virus.

So these are what these fellas who engage you here have to inure? The back and forth and endless hours of amala turning.

This is the invention your psychopathic parents has graced God’s green earth with. We all need to be quarantined, sharing same thread with you should be considered a suicidal attempt.

airmark:
I know you have no retentive memory, that's why you said we didn't miss Reece James among other craps.

Cretin is it your anüs that does your thinking or your gnarled fingers which old age has brought running fast?

Who said we didn’t miss RJ? Read through my post below and tell me how that relates to missing RJ. My assertion was simply questioning how Reece James was going to make the SOLE difference in that depleted backline.

Instead of you to read and comprehend well, you’re busy rehashing what was never texted, just in your bid to garner pity party for your usual back and forth.

Griffon:
Stop plumbing the depth of this idiocy.

What do you mean we have injuries in defense? Who’s the difference maker there? We’ve seen it all with Disaster and the rest. Reece can’t possibly be the only difference as he has just an area of his own half to take care of. Chilwell is a ghost of himself. Who else? Who?

You even have more excuse for the attack, we’ve not seen the triumvirate of Nkunku, Palmer and Jackson play together this season yet we have 70 goals scored already.

So?

Your team has conceded 60 goals in a PL season and you’re still yappin. Omo eh.

I’ll lecture you for free. The emboldened is simply saying, “Reece is good but can’t possibly solve the backline problems because he can’t be at the CB, LB and RB positions all at the same time. Neither do you expect him to maraud forward and still sprint back to pack the shits littered by Disaster and co.”

airmark:


This boy is running mad already.

I have only travelled to 5 countries in Asia and Korea is not one of them. I guess I mentioned I had a friend there in the past but amnesia got the better of your brain. Nsogbu di !

You go explain tire today.

airmark:


This guy is pained and it will continue until he bites the dust. Who is 50+? Who had South Korean mistress?

Like they say, he who is down, fears no fall. That's why you are hungry for battle online, exposing your 'gutter' background and lack of sound parental upbringing.

You are looking for who will join you in abusing parents, when you should be thinking of how to find something doing and put an end to your online begging spree.

Lame.

If you had an ounce of dignity, you won’t think of spewing trash about my plea for an assistance years back which YOU COULD NOT EVEN OFFER. I should have known that you were even a deadbeat who was in more serious need of help.

Why make a joke of yourself? I now see why most folks here don’t take you serious. From threads to threads, you’re seen as a joke. Slithering around and doing back and forth like some idiots who tapped into a neighbor’s data plan.

Oh well, you forgot so soon about mentioning living in South Korea and being under the care of a septuagenarian nympho who force feeds you kegogi dogs’ foods. Poor bastard!

Cuunt I’m sorry to announce to you that South Korea's parliament passed a bill on Tuesday banning the breeding and slaughter of dogs for consumption, along with the banning of miscreants like you from buying take home dogs’ meals. You may now have to consider swine poop for breakfast and dinner, I heard it contains all 13 of the essential plant nutrients that are used by plants like you.

airmark:
Even when I didn't mention this dolt, he knew he was the one I was referring to as simpleton. How best can one describe someone who claimed James wasn't missed?

I have a job I am doing and mouths to feed, so I didn't have your time for back and forth. It's strange to you as yours is to beg people online and wait for palliatives like a downtrodden that you are.

You see the fact you hurled insults on my innocent parents because of football argument, you have placed eternal curse on yourself and you will self-destruct.

Onye ayiyo.

At 50+ you're seen slithering around a forum on daily basis, doing back and forth. No way you’re not jobless. If life gets so tough, consider self-immolation - that’s possibly the best way to end your miserable life.

Your psychopathic parents didn’t get enough from me. They deserve more for ever considering such an unholy matrimony which brought about the existence of an acrimonious, psychopathic retard.

I’ll rather seek for assistance than to be subjected to a daily BDSM by a 70-year-old South Korean mistress for just monthly allowances. It got so bad that Oluwaseun had to consider your plight by offering you an MOD job at the Rap Section - a job you could not even hold down well - you have never excelled in anything in life.

What has worked well for you in life? Not music, not rap, not punditry, not even a breakaway from a septuagenarian South Korean mistress who force feeds you dogs’ meals every day.

You brought this unprecedented ignominy upon your parents, yourself and generation. You’ll die in my hands today airfart.

airmark:
The same Reece that simpleton said we didn't miss.

At a point, Odoi had to fall back to assist in clearing dangerous balls in their box.

Pocchetino really did brilliant changes, must be said.

This arm-chair analyst needs some rest. I can’t help but wonder how jobless you are. Steadily looking to engage and do his usual back and forth.

Show some restraint you indecorous charlatan and stop throwing slurs my way. I came hard the last time and you copped out, but being a useless psychopathic masochist, I see you are back to receive more battering.

I made you a promise, I’ll be here for each of your cheap rebuttals. You think say you get craze? You don jam.

BlueMann:
Both of you should just reconcile and have steamy make up sex abeg

If i was even gay I would never consider that Ebola patient who was birthed from a psychopathic ancestry.

nihilistjnr:
Griffon just cast me sha

Omo I no dey epp nobody abeg.

Niggi free.

One day, the story would be told. Una help that boy wey dey Egypt in one way or the other.

Not this idiot wey wan shine where him no sow.

airmark:
Even your beggy beggy body go score that free header.

Reece James entered and things changed, your brother should engage me and not you pauper.

You are a poor man.

I sought for assistance from you roughly five years ago, when my lil king needed to make some major transfer moves, while still in my 20s, but your story was that your 70 year old South Korean MILF hasn’t released your monthly allowance.

Ibime, Nihilist, Nateevs, Dayo and few other men came through for me at those times. I owe them a lot you idiot, not a simpleton who contributed nothing to the realization of a dream but felt the need to talk about it in 2024.

You’re a kid in an elderly body, you need some growing up. Your psychopathic tendencies are taking their toll on you.

airmark:
Small boy, you don't even need to fix your life, it's gon be short anyways. You placed that curse on your soul for abusing my parents.

You must be mad. I told you I’ve got your time today.

Jackson just scored, now go phuck that 70 year old South Korean MILF feeding you. Idiot!

airmark:
You don't deserve long life as you disrespected those you shouldn't.

Thunder fire you guy. Your miserable death is right before you.

airmark:
Don't create a burden on your young brother, go and fix your life and stop constituting nuisance online, begging up and down.

Idiot I chose a path to see him get where he is, something you can never do for your siblings who are touting and whoring away their lives.

I owe you no explanations, but I’ve contributed my own quota to his success thus far. My life is great now and I’m glad that a mentally challenged idiot never contributed my growth at any point.

I ask again, how is your psychopathic mother who’s under house watch faring? Why are you finding it difficult to help her course?

airmark:
I hailed your brother I didn't abuse him, for you to have abused my parents, you shall not live long as a parent.

I’ll gladly live longer than those psychopaths you call parents.

No even for your life try to get close to my fam in anything whatsoever. You may have little value for yours, I hold mine in high esteem.

Your hunt for a brownie point shouldn’t be aimed towards me. No try come near me.