₦airaland Forum

Skimpledawg:
Who are you this man?

I don laugh tire for steering wheel as I dey read your comment

andrewbaba44:
This should be England first 11 for any important game

Skimpledawg:
Real Madrid using style to arrange their midfield for the next generation.

Camvinga
Tchouameni

Nawa.

We still here debating slow ass Jorginho, aged Kante and off/on Kovacic.

raumdeuter:
Bruvv, I said yesterday I had a friend who went to Botswana as a doctor in mid 2000s, 10yrs ago he has now relocated to the US.
To get certain visas are easier in other African countries than in Nigeria
I heard of a Naija guy, got Ghana pali and he is now somwhere in Europe
2yrs of legal stay in a Southern African country you will realize that their US, Canada embassy is not warfare like in Walter Carrington

popizaino:
You write so well.


Abeg link to your diary make I read am during my free time.

Joezinho:
Griffon's diary reminds me about an incident that happened while I was working on a vessel early last year.

We woke up to the sight of a badly decomposed headless body of a lady floating in the water towards the bow of the vessel. We signaled the captain and all he could say was,"..abeg make una leave am make e float dey go. You call police now na case we go answer.."

The normal people in this country nor reach 30..

Elder0001:
See the way all of them are condemning Onyemaair because he came clean.. Can any of y'all swear to have never gamed the system in Nigeria before?
Most Nigerians are self absorbed hypocrites tbh.

Joezinho:
Naija go humble you.

It's difficult to see sane people in naija especially the ladies. A lot of Nigerian women have mental problem but they call it “mood swings”...

popizaino:
If anyone of you who is against Japa online is secretly trying to Japa offline,may your visa and that of your family be denied,may you never make it to obodo oyinbo. Even if you are given visa,may your passport getting missing and thrown into the lagoon from third mainland bridge.


Can I hear a loud Amen from Godx?

Unlimited22:
Omo I've never seen such a convoluted spaghetti mess of parochial close-minded folks


This thread is something else

donjazet:
Let's talk the huge cultural shift, we've seen how extremely homophobic you are here.

Are you ready to work under a transgender boss like Ibime said he once did?? Would you be comfortable walking on the road and seeing 2 men kiss everywhere you went?

TrebleChamp:
The five Eastern State voted for Atiku a Fulani man as PDP candidate ahead of Wike and Anyim, peter Obi left PDP cos he new his people will rather vote Atiku a Fulani than vote for him. Ojukwu contested in 2003 under Apga, how many vote did he get in the entire South East? Yoruba have two formidable candidate, but you expect them to vote Peter Obi . Charity they say begins at home, until the South East stop voting for a Northern Candidate, they shouldn't complain of not being given a chance....

raumdeuter:
An average American with the shooting will consider other positive in the country what are the compensating positive a Nigerian can think of to endure the insecurity

Ibime:
E go be Amazon deliveries not drop shipping

But guess what, that guy children will excel in the future even if it's too late for him to forge a more lucrative career. And I guarantee you he can still have some financial peace of mind even in what he is doing, while being the sacrificial lamb for his children's uplift

Sometimes in this life it's not about blowing but being the bridge on which your future generations can walk to the other side.

nihilistjnr:
Segedinho maybe didn't get his brothers.

There's a reason why the diaspora troops into Nigeria every December.

Of course, Nigeria is sweet when you have hard earned forex in your pocket. The real question js whether the ones working 9-5 can flex the same Nigeria

Segedinho:
I ask my bro (both of them) why they are always running to Nigeria.....

They said there is no life in UK..all u do is work work and work........he can only see the other side of life in Naija...


They are planning of relocating self once they get things done....

nihilistjnr:
Bro trust me. Nothing better than to Japa and then comeback to Nigeria as a tourist.

Sleep in hotels all day when your mates are literally cooking in traffic. Enter clubs and bars at night with innit innit and small change and be very popular with the local talent.

The sweetest part of it is knowing that the moment Nigeria gets too much, or you start acclimatising to the madness of Lagos, you can just hop on the next plane and japa again.
.

Nigeria is really enjoyable for the expatriates and the neegas that have some small change. That's why you have all these politicians who have the wealth and the means to retire abroad continuing to live in that hellhole, cos mehn make I no lie you.... Nigeria is sweet, as long as you're not trying to run a legitimate 9-5 hustle.

Instead you d trying to ask us what we are doing to fix the country, bro you better be plotting your exit.

nihilistjnr:
Tell your uncle to move back to Nigeria so that he can replace heart ache with heart attack finally.

donjazet:
You have been shouting, JAPA JAPA!!!!

If it was easy, why haven't you done it??
It's easy for a drunkard like you to just lay on your bed shouting JAPA JAPA when you don't even have the means to so it.

Do you know what it takes to establish a comfortable life abroad?? I know it's not easy, I have been working towards it and failing for 2 years now.
You need at least 20 million naira to live comfortably abroad due of our very weak currency and low purchasing power.

20 million naira is just 40,000 pounds. That's nothing in UK, that won't last you 2 complete months. Simple things like football jersey is 200 pounds. They can afford these things easily. You that is converting from your local currency will shed tears.

Let's talk the huge cultural shift, we've seen how extremely homophobic you are here.

Are you ready to work under a transgender boss like Ibime said he once did?? Would you be comfortable walking on the road and seeing 2 men kiss everywhere you went??

I don't mind personally, but for someone as foolish and hateful as yourself, these are small examples of the cultural shift which can be disconcerting.

Talking about PVC. Boy, do you actually think things thoroughly?? Both of us know that a street urchin like you has no future abroad, you, personally will be here in the next 4 years and you would still be complaining foolishly about the terrible leaders of Nigeria, instead of you to join hands with your fellow citizens and vote in the right people, you would rather keep shouting ABROAD ABROAD! When they can't accept a foolish person like you.

nihilistjnr:
This is the voice of God.

donstan18:
Prison Break

donjazet:
Have you got your PVC?? Will you participate in next year's election?

Ibime:
This beast of a defender is in hospital with heart attack. Wishing him a speedy recovery