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This Allison na something else.

postdigger:
This nutmeg sha

Still went ahead to pick up the loose ball.

How person go open mouth talk say VVD no be defender?

Sometimes I dey feel say some of una are paid to yarn gibberish, so as to keep this board alive.

Omo eh I love Sam Kerr.

14k geng!

Griffon wuz’ere when Chelsea announced the takeover of Todd and his geng, billionaires whose money aren’t dirty.

Ibime wey dey for UK dey tell una say that pitch no good but men wey enter the stadium dey argue say the pitch fine.

No be everybody wey dey argue with you for here don kick leather talk more of having an overall knowledge of the game.

We will cease to be extravagant in the transfer market cos the oligarch is gone, but be rest assured that we’d keep shooting for the stars.

Todd and his team aren’t Roman’s upgrade, not even close. We’d need to get used to life under the ownership of a private equity firm.

KTBFFH!

Chelsea Football Club can confirm that terms have been agreed for a new ownership group, led by Todd Boehly, Clearlake Capital, Mark Walter and Hansjoerg Wyss, to acquire the Club.

'Of the total investment being made, £2.5bn will be applied to purchase the shares in the Club and such proceeds will be deposited into a frozen UK bank account with the intention to donate 100 per cent to charitable causes as confirmed by Roman Abramovich. UK Government approval will be required for the proceeds to be transferred from the frozen UK bank account.

In addition, the proposed new owners will commit £1.75bn in further investment for the benefit of the Club. This includes investments in Stamford Bridge, the Academy, the Women’s Team and Kingsmeadow and continued funding for the Chelsea Foundation.

The sale is expected to complete in late May subject to all necessary regulatory approvals. More details will be provided at that time.'

A new era begins!!!

CST:

“Chelsea confirmed on their official website at 1.37am on Saturday morning that Todd Boehly can purchase the club, following the UK Government's approval.”

AudioMonkey:
I do see Penaldo and goals in the same sentence but I don't often see Penaldo and dribble in the same sentence.
Hahaha. You must be really wack.
Anyway, there are many wack people on earth, that is why even the wackest person may have
largest fan base. Beauty they say is in the eyes of beholders.

Pls can you post a YouTube video in my mention of Ronaldo doing any spectacular or tangible dribble. You're free to post his best ever

CR7?

Are you just coming from Mars?

Tammy Abraham has as many goals as Kai Havertz and Romelu Lukaku combined this season.

popizaino:
Ok,so pep has three UCL also right?

Sure. Two as a manager, one as a player.

popizaino:
Tuchel has no excuse just like Pep Guardiola. I know the strength of my team.

What are you trying to justify?

TT has shown how good he is by winning the UCL with a team filled with average ninjas. Staged a late comeback in the Quarters this campaign by beating Real at their backyard before crashing out, yet with average ninjas and while facing a sanction. He owes you no phucking excuse.

He’s got no style of play megedefegede, yet he keeps beating the crème de la crème of Europe.

Conversely, Pep has spent over $1billion since he arrived Citeh and he’s yet to lift that holy grail.

One is only requested to explain why he failed when he must have been provided all resources he needs to win. When you haven’t provided me with all I need to stay at the top, don’t demand an explanation to why I’m rolling in the mud with swines.

You know the man to demand his excuses!

popizaino:
Five UCL titles keh?

Three as a manager, two as a player.

Ibime:
Wetin Pep e never see for gate (for gate, for gate)/
Ancelotti no be him mate (him mate, him mate)/
How many years wey Sheikh go wait (go wait, go wait)/
Abu Dhabi people done frustrate/ (frustrate, frustrate)

After one billion pound sterling (sterling, sterling)/
7 years, they're still gelling (gelling, gelling)/
They sign Silva, sign Sterling (Sterling, Sterling)
E no work. . . dem sign Erling (Erling, Erling)/

This

Ibime:
Papangolo pangolo. . .


After the tikitaka, play the blues (the blues, the blues)/
We go dey laugh as Pep dey lose (dey lose, dey lose)/
ApariSports dem done confuse (confuse, confuse)/
Citadel wash am with booze (with booze, with booze)/

Everybody hail Carlo (Carlo, Carlo)/
Papangolo pangolo (panglo, panglo)
He put Catalan for Sanko (Sanko, Sanko)/
Long live General Franco (Franco, Franco)/

Wetin Pep e never see for gate (for gate, for gate)/
Ancelotti no be him mate (him mate, him mate)/
How many years wey Sheikh go wait (go wait, go wait)/
Abu Dhabi people done frustrate/ (frustrate, frustrate)

After one billion pound sterling (sterling, sterling)/
7 years, they're still gelling (gelling, gelling)/
They sign Silva, sign Sterling (Sterling, Sterling)
E no work. . . dem sign Erling (Erling, Erling)/

Haaland bank account done knack (done knack, done knack)/
Sheikh spray am racks on racks (on racks, on racks)/
When him agent see the stacks (the stacks, the stacks)/
The thing give am heart attack (attack, attack)/

Liverpool sef must take the L (the L, the L)/
cos Chelsea bank account go swell (go swell, go swell)/
If Hazard win the UCL (CL, CL)/
Florentino do me well (me well, me well)

Courtois performance, that was great (was great, was great)/
We Chelsea fans forgive the snake (the snake, the snake)/
Him and Debruyne babe gyrate (gyrate, gyrate)/
Kevin na simp, no be debate (debate, debate)/

Mount and Havertz no be him mate (him mate, him mate/
If anybody try debate/ (debate, debate)
Show the boys for area (area, area)/
The "when they met" criteria (teria, teria)/

I believe you IB.

You dey release one track a year, and it’s always a dedication to Pep, and na by May or June dem dey always drop

Amoto94:
Dem no know ball

The next bollocks would go in the line of “I’ll rather lose playing a football that has an identity”

Like TT’s style is an orphan that has no address.

Where are those urchins that have been attacking Tuchel all day long for having no style of play?

How far with your Arab licensed tiki-taka?

Mofos!

Amoto94:
When Madrid was paired against PSG a lot of people wrote them off but I remember saying Ancelotti knows how to navigate games like that. He is the master of Quiet Leadership. Griffon look the book Quiet Leadership by Ancelotti

Man really know how to manoeuvre these big games. You don’t see his sort of game management everywhere.

Five UCL titles to his name, I surely have to lay my hands on a book written by this proven winner.

FergieRaww:
Oga Griffon i still owe you that flexing one of this days

Hope you were entertained sir

Football at its finest. I’ll be in PH one of these days comrade

Roland17:
Now that the job has been done, I don't care who wins the UCL..

Our job is done

Why do they always leave it late?

Ibime:
Bros is slyly accusing you of plagiarism sha

That should be the generally accepted definition of that very method.

I have known that before now, read about it when TT was brought on board. But when these boys got on their cruise, I lost the definitions.

Google bailed me out.

Amoto94:
We have knowledge problem in this yahoo-plus era.

Nigeria officially got damaged from year 2000.

Godx:
I know have seen this somewhere.

It is limited to science studies according to our professionals here.

DammyOlu123:
Lol. Don't bother bro.
Na cruise dem wan cruise.

Free education doesn’t violate any rule on nairaland

Circuit based methodology: Circuit-based methods of coaching look to teach players exactly how to solve problems during training and ask them to essentially replicate it in game to reduce thinking time, and so players always have solutions, and can execute them quickly.

But then we have football neophytes, boys born in 2000, who won’t stop asking.

donstan18:
Cry today, cry tomorrow... What you said was absolutely trash.


Verticality in possession and circuit based methodology indeed.

I think I’ve given you enough to jump around with today.

Attention served, now scram!

Sir Jim Ratcliffe’s £4.25bn bid for Chelsea has been “rejected out of hand”.