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Properties / Re: Guys How Much Will It Cost Me To Build 3 Bedroom by grimandevil: 12:33pm On Feb 08, 2015
sseunth:
it depends on ur taste...but 5million upward

i need a simple house. and more over soneone one the other trend said 4 bedroom is 2-3 million . how come mine will become 5 up?

abstor roofing

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Properties / Re: Guys How Much Will It Cost Me To Build 3 Bedroom by grimandevil: 12:18pm On Feb 08, 2015
here

Properties / Guys How Much Will It Cost Me To Build 3 Bedroom by grimandevil: 12:05pm On Feb 08, 2015
i want to build 3bedroom but d master bedroom will have toilet and bathroom, i stay in owerri. the soil is strong .
Travel / Anyone In New Zealand by grimandevil: 11:39am On Feb 08, 2015
i guys any one that have visited new zealand please help. i want to go for vacation . but i dont know how to go about it. i need an english speaking country . i hate d idea of traveling to a country i willnt understand anything the are saying.

the visa procedures, hotel booking etc. and things to know before going. i dont want to make a fool of myself . Thanks
Romance / Re: 5 Ways/things That Will Make Any Girl In Nigeria Fall For You. (reloaded) by grimandevil: 8:00pm On Feb 07, 2015
dechandel:
Nice physique
Smart
Clean n Fresh
Good accent
Nice sense of humour

What again??

My list is berra than yours

where d money part?
Romance / Re: Why Pretty Girls Are Always Dumb by grimandevil: 6:22pm On Feb 07, 2015
Babygal4eva:
Op pls link the source to this claim scientific proof I'm pretty and I'm not dumb by God's grace rme smh at OP

u may not know only those around you will testify. so dont rush and conclude
Romance / Re: Why Pretty Girls Are Always Dumb by grimandevil: 10:19am On Feb 07, 2015
we all knw it cant b 100% true. but majority are. think am naw.
Romance / Re: Why Pretty Girls Are Always Dumb by grimandevil: 8:37pm On Feb 06, 2015
naijaboiy:

And Who says you're pretty? undecided

cheesy
Romance / Re: Why Pretty Girls Are Always Dumb by grimandevil: 8:32pm On Feb 06, 2015
lol. but girls before u argue think am na. after thinking and you still insist am wrong den u are d...b . cheesy lol. but girls before u argue think am na. after thinking and you still insist am wrong den u are d...b .
Romance / Why Pretty Girls Are Always Dumb by grimandevil: 5:13pm On Feb 06, 2015
there is a hormone called estrogen, the hormone is responsible for d shapes .ie figures and is also responsible for their pretty faces , brain , etc

funny thing about estrogen is that either it give boobs or it gives azz or it gives pretty face ,or brain. rarely it gives all. ie boobs, azz ,fine face. and most times when it give more than one d lady is always dumb. because the estrogen isnt enough for the brain.
Properties / Re: How Much To Remove Tree Roots From A Plot Of Land by grimandevil: 8:59pm On Feb 05, 2015
RotrEmmanuel:
ocation Oga it depends on the tree ooo..


But 70k is extremely much.


i will do it tommorow.

mufutau55:
Post samples of the trees and the quantity and people will be able to help you more..
I just removed about 2 big trees and some small ones on my land in Lagos and the Mallam charged about N7K for all..
So Owerri should even be cheaper.. but then we don't know how big the trees are.
Hajji M.

no i want to farm der and is a virgin land alot of woods and stuff. i will snap it tomnorow.
Properties / How Much To Remove Tree Roots From A Plot Of Land by grimandevil: 3:37pm On Feb 05, 2015
hi NL. i bought a land sometime last yr but i have a challenge . after cutting the trees and now is time to remove the roots so that i cant start making full use of the land . d problem now is d guy i called said he will collect 70k but dat is tooo much for a plot of land in owerri.

Guys any idea how much it can cost me?
Romance / Women Y R U Like Dis by grimandevil: 8:02am On Feb 01, 2015
just found out dat d ladies i still have as frnds for over 5-7 yrs nw are d ones i treat anyhow i feel like. i talk to dem anyhow. play with dem anyhow. i just dont treat dem well. but d ones i pet. love ,cherish, decide nt to have sex wit all left me.

i think life has tot me dat women dont like caring men. but d think d do. dats d problem. d slide more to d bad guy side of life . i think d see good guys as boring and bad guys as someone d can change. alot to adventure awaits cos u dont knw what he will do next or something.

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Romance / Re: When Guys Dont Give You A Chance To Decide If You Wanna Sleep With Them? by grimandevil: 7:43am On Feb 01, 2015
onila:
I dont know if some guys think its game or style

but for me, I find it annoying and unfair


when a boy thinks you like him or yr not even feeling him at all sef
he just forces himself on you

without even asking or giving you some space

I remember when I was in some guys house, he put his two hands on my jeans and said "should I"
not giving me time to think
I had to turn him down which was somehow

I prefer gentlemen

again? u too lik going to guys house nd d too lik touching u. hmmm onila dis ur virginity no go pass 2015 .
Crime / Re: Mob Beats 61 Year Old Gay Suspect To Stupour In Lagos by grimandevil: 9:01pm On Jan 28, 2015
d plenty for festac
Politics / Re: Y I Cant Vote Buhari by grimandevil: 7:53pm On Jan 22, 2015
Yungwizzzy:


Do you have evidence of this statement? Why has Jonathan not arrested him or taken him to court. the only known boko sponsor is Ali modu sheriff, who is Jonathan's best friend



the young ediot in aso rock today, how has he bettered your life? btw how old was madiba when he ruled SA?



Forget about religion and tribe. buhari is the good leader!!! he might not be the messiah but he's the only alternative to Jonathan. for me I'll rather vote my dog than vote Jonathan as president



see your life? you don't support Jonathan but you'll still vote him?

you don't have any point my dear

jonathans best frnd u say? whats ur evidence? dont call ur president ediot . before u do try and be in his position.
Politics / Re: Y I Cant Vote Buhari by grimandevil: 7:49pm On Jan 22, 2015
Olanireti:
Are you telling us you still want to send the clueless man back to the office? Please, remember this factors;
1. The chibok Girls
2. NNPC Scam
3. Police pension fund
4. Missing $20Billion
5. $9million Arms deal
6. Bomb Blasts
7. Immigration job scam
8. Petroleum pump price
9. Devaluation of Naira
10. Oil theft
11. Power outage
12. Selling of Refineries
13. Skyrocketed Nepa Bills
14. ASUU & poly Strike
15. Doctors Strike
16. Stella's oduah Aviation Scam
17. Kerosene subsidy
18. Insurgency.

We want better government, if PhD holder has failed us, then let's try O level holder.
Sai Buhari
Change we pray O Lord

lik i said i better vote for him dan to vote buhari.
i dont prefer him for that position but since no other person to vote for i hv no choice
Politics / Y I Cant Vote Buhari by grimandevil: 6:33am On Jan 22, 2015
good morning landers,

i think before we decide on who to vote dis February we should consider alot of things . we shouldn't only focus on promises. lets face it how many presidents and governors, leaders etc have promised heaven on earth yet d didnt achieve a single thing . d first name dat comes to mind is T A Orji of abia state but am not here to talk about t a orji.

1 if i am correct buhari once said dat he will make d state ungovernable. ie boko bois started work shortly after dat. and we cant count how many lives lost.

2buhari is old , i dont mind voting another northerner and also apc but someone i know that will b able to handle d stress that comes with d position.

3 northerner just want a northern man to b d president. qualified or not . as for me a good leader should enter d seat. .

pls note i am nt supporting goodluck either if say gov of akwa ibom or fashola came out as apc candidate i will vote for him. but since we have only buhari and jonathan to vote for i will pick jonathan.

nigeria think twice before u vote.

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Crime / Re: Woman Batters 15-Year-Old Maid So Bad For Self-Servicing (Photo) by grimandevil: 8:40pm On Jan 21, 2015
all d females here will cry and say d woman is wicked. but d all will do same and even worse.
Health / Re: How To Keep Vagina Clean And Healthy (NHS) by grimandevil: 6:22am On Jan 21, 2015
oboi thank Gawd am nt a lady. but op what aboit how to keep penis clean and health? i think a lady should open dat topic.
Family / Re: How Virginity Almost Destroyed My Marriage - Thanks To Nlanders by grimandevil: 8:29pm On Jan 20, 2015
EroticAngelina:
awwww! so happy to hear that! u welcm grin
i cnt wait to get married n see what sex feels like.

liar. chioma who u d claim virgin for?

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Family / Re: Sex Denial Threatens 6-year-old Marriage In Lagos by grimandevil: 7:44am On Jan 18, 2015
cococandy:
is this supposed to be a compliment?

I salute you o

respect to other ladies but lets face it. women hv a funny way of thinking. lipsrsealed
cococandy:
is this supposed to be a compliment?

I salute you o

respect to other ladies but lets face it. women hv a funny way of thinking.
Religion / Re: Age Falsification: How Do I Make Restitution? by grimandevil: 7:41am On Jan 18, 2015
clefstone:
Why do people falsify age in d first place. Meanwhile, u better come clean now but be sure to write a new wassce make the misfortune of failbuhari(certificatelessness) no befall u

for u to ask dat question either u r still a kid or u dont live in nigeria or u r nt looking for a job. dats all i can say.

op as for u. u need common sense not Restitution. who brain wash u by telling u dat u need to restitute ur age etc. well if u must. also restitute all d meat u stole from mummy pot. all d lie from day one. all d blue film u don watch etc.
abeg use ur brain d repent. and dat pastor dat told u dat is time to leave him and hold ur bible for directions
Family / Re: Sex Denial Threatens 6-year-old Marriage In Lagos by grimandevil: 1:32pm On Jan 17, 2015
Kachisbarbie:
okay
She is the one denying him sex
And he is the one beating her?

Why won't these women learn??
You marry a man you ain't on the same s*xual frequency with or you just automatically start starving him of it...when you know how important it is to him?...then cry foul
#mbanu

He didn't have to beat her though, they should just dissolve the "union".

Dearest married ladies : if you can twerk on that D, please do. It doesn't hurt kwanu....

Men: stop beating your wives. If the differences are irreconcilable...waybill her back to her parents - ALIVE!

u r too intelligent to b a lady. like d way u think. most women just wake up and deny der husband sex for no just reason. cos u a wife isnt feeling Hot doesnt mean u should deny d man some punny
Romance / Re: Few Things We Wish Our Boyfriend Knew :P by grimandevil: 8:42pm On Jan 15, 2015
ggrin:
Men claim women are much more complicated than them, but what about our side of the story? It's actually really simple to make a woman happy - if they'd only look out for the signs!
​Boyfriends make the best of friends and amazing lovers, but it goes without saying that sometimes (okay, a LOT of the time) we think men could do more. Familiar phrases spring to mind; 'He never makes enough effort', 'he's always with his friends' and 'he never notices me,' but as they say, boys will be boys.


1. Small things count
Some guys think all they have to do is surprise us once and they’re set for life, but trustus, we're keeping note. Why not pick-up our favourite feel-good treat while you’re on your way home this evening (clue, it's either wine, chocolate or cheese) or buy us that new book we've been talking about non-stop. Trust us, our appreciation will show wink

2. Confidence is hot, arrogance is NOT
Every girl loves a man who’s comfortable in his own skin. It makes us feel safe and protected and nothing feels sexier than that. But arrogance? We. Can’t Stand It angry

3. Chivalry is not dead
Be old fashioned from time to time - we freaking loveit. Pay on the first date, hold the door for us and walk us to the front door kiss

4. Don’t be a man-baby
We’re nurturing, yes. Women love taking care of their men and helping them out, but as soon as we feel like we’re in mummy mode we want out. Most guys are kids at heart, but if we’re doing more than a bit of cuddling (i.e. cutting your food into little pieces) then there’s definitely a BIG problem.

5. Listen and take interest
After a hectic day all we want our man to do is listen. Women like to talk and pour their feelings out - it’s a well known fact. We confide in you, because we trust you to make us feel better. So please just mute the TV, put down your beer and just listen dammit!angry

6. Be honest
It’s true when they say honesty is the best policy. Telling a fib might seem like a great idea now, but women always find out and when we do it ain't pretty. Most importantly, don’t cheat and lie about it. That's just cowardlysad

7. Make us a priority
Women need to feel like they’re more important than an a video game abi wetin em dy call amundecided. Of course men need to spend time with their friends and have some down time, but 3rd place isn’t cool. If your girl doesn't feel like she’s a priority then you're doing something very wrong buddy.

8. Notice the small things
Everyone wants to be noticed by their partner. New hairstyle? New clothes? New dress size? New bra? Say something to acknowledge our effort, besides we (partially) did it for you! tongue

9. Take it slow (in bed)
It can’t get any worse than a man finishing before we've even started. Women take longer to reach orgasm and pre-intimacy is key - take your time and don’t rush. Thank you cheesylipsrsealed

10. Turning down sex is NOT a big deal
More often than not, if we turn down sex, it probably has nothing to do with you. We all have our down days - exhaustion, stress, worry? They’re all major mood killers. It happens - don't take it personally tongue

11. Help us
There’s nothing more irritating than a lazy man. Try helping us out with household chores, the school run and daily errands. It’s just as much your responsibility as it is ours

12. Learn to say sorry
Stop being so stubborn! If it’s your fault and you’re clearly in the wrong you owe it to us. Go on, say the magic word. Sorry can go a long way in relationships...wink

13. Sometimes we really do feel like sh*t
Men think women are attention seekers most of the time, but sometimes we actually do feel like crap. Don’t forget those painful cramps, headaches and PMS. Periods are hell to deal with - give us a breakcry

14. Take care of your hygiene
Some guys ehn Brushed your teeth? Showered? Deodorised? You’re a grown ass man, just do it alreadysad

15. Know yourself
We need to be on the same page. If a man knows what he wants and is self-assured they're a lot less likely to seek fulfilment in pointless things like getting wasted with mates and talking to 10 other chicks, (for which there's zero tolerance for by the way)undecided

16. Do not forget our anniversary or birthday
There’s 365 days in a year and you only have to remember 2 of them, that’s why we get annoyed. Set a reminder on your phone, write it in your planner or tell your mum if you have to (just don't tell us you did), but whatever you do, do NOT forget.but how on earth will you forget my birthday shocked

17. Respect us
Some men don't value their partners as much as they should. Love her like it's your last day, appreciate her for all that she is and be grateful for everything she does. Think about it cool

To All my ladies, Is there something else you wish your man knew? Share it with us gringrin



all this to make women happy.

how to mak a guy happy. give him
1 food
2sex
3rest

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Family / Re: A Gay Wants To Commit Suicide. Advice Him by grimandevil: 2:44pm On Jan 11, 2015
Dapo777:

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/01/omg-blog-reader-is-gay-and-wants-to.html?m=1

best tin is to carry ashawo go nak. den d will belive u hv changed

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