I know women will run from this topic . even if the comment they will say I DONT do such.

pendy79:
Thank God the chadians, Nigeriens and camerounian Army came to the party if not only God knows the extent Boko Haram would have gone by now.

I marvel at the number of troops mobilized for the fight against Boko Haram by the MNJTF from 8,700 to now proposing 10,000 additional forces and I ask myself, does it mean Nigeria has less than 30,000 Army personnel that we need less than 20,000 soldiers from neighbouring countries before we saw the victories over shekau and his murderous gangs.

it is clear the Nigerian government played politics and corruption to the detriment of the lives and properties of people of the North East.

I CAN NEVER BELIEVE THE CHADIAN ARMY IS BETTER ARMED AND BETTER TRAINED THAN THE NIGERIAN ARMY, THAT ASSUMPTION IS FALSE AND INCORRECT, WE ONLY LACKED SINCERITY OF BOTH MILITARY AMD POLITICAL LEADERSHIP

at the moment they are. chad have more experience when it comes to fighting insurgents . and also nobody leaks information to bokoharam unlike Nigeria army that has a lot of saboteurs .

eghosajohnny:


Ok 30,000

sorry if I sounder rude. but the 30k does it include mechanical ,electrical and structural?

.

eghosajohnny:


You can call me for that its better
07014709098

no if u r not giving me estimate forget

onila is back. Lol .

bae when I will start listening to you is when you are old enough to have sex and also after an emotional break up causes by sex denial .

good day landers,

please how much will it cost me to draw a 3bedroom bungalow in owerri.

celine234:
first of all, I don't know what to say to you. you degrade womanhood. in the days of our fore fathers, big blossom and big ass isn't of much concern at all. and they lived longer in their marriage with love and happiness. but our generation eh, God will help us all. if woman no dey ass, na problem, if woman do surgery na wahala, wenti una want sef? a woman should not be classified on her assets but her personality slowpoke! o.p you make me sick, go to a mental rehab.

op is she d one?

Good day,

Nairaland help.

I have an uncle that was a virgin till he got married and after 10yrs no issue. The man told the wife they should go to the hospital but the wife refused and said she hates hospital she prefers native drugs. now we are hearing the wife played dirty during her youth .

My uncle a Christian refuses to divorce because the bible is against divorce.

GUys is he doing the right thing?



2nd

A man found out his wife tried killing him 3 times. and God saved him . now he refuses to divorce because the bible is against such. He said when he married it was for better and for worse .

If you are in his shoes will you divorce?

guyANDROID1:
After being on nairaland for some time now, I always come across some funny and cute names/handles from the homepage comments which I can't help but to laugh hard or smile whenever I come across this set of handles.

Note: I am not stalking on any one of them neither am I trolling on them. Just a nairalander opinions. And I also think they are one of the most popular handler on nairaland.

Please if your name ain't here, I am sorry as I can't mention every name but the one's I do come across often.

Here, 100 List of funny, cute handles on nairaland.

Funny handled .( can't really fathom their meaning so I tag them in funny names coz anytime I try to pronounced em while reading comments makes me lol hard.)

1. OREMUSSANCTUS
2. sinaj
3. Enegod
4. Orijin101
5. Searching4love what?
6. Irunobo hahaha
7. MrCork lmao
8. Acidosis lol
9. lirusehn
10. LieDetector lol
11. RedBenson lol asin cigar
12. lalasticlala
13. Truckpusher hahaha
14. dollydolly lol
15. emusmith - asin palm wine Smith
16. Unibenstudent - lol
17. Ghostlady - lolz
18. Amefrica - for where?
19. englishmart - don't grab this
20. MadCow1
21. Baddestguyp
22. Kachisbarbie - meaning?
23. Zubby77 - zuby duby du lol
24. pickabeau1
25. prettythicksme
26. AjanleKoko - lol
27. Chaircover
28. CyberWolf lol, u be NASA?
29. diehard - or get rich
30. barcanista - meaning?
31. boolet - haha
32. sapien
33. 3coins
34. Obinoscopy
35. Dygeasy
36. MizMyColi
37. runzlord
38. diluminati
39. mukina2
40. Jarus
41. acidtalk
42. cramjones
43. Jacksparrow
44. justi4jesu so funny
45. musKeeto hahaha
46. Houseofglam7
47. onila
48. Demdem
49. VirginFinder
50. 5minsmadness

tot onila is a real name. where is friedplantain?

eyeview:
Let me tell you this...
1,The moment you get to have sex with her,that friendship is destroyed forever. It will never be same again with her.
2,Its not every advance from a lady that you must weakly fall for. Had it been she was the one in a troubled relationship that had issues,would she give in to your advances? I guess no.
3,She's going thru a lonely phase and if you manage to avoid this,when she gets into a happy relationship,she'll appreciate you for being a gentleman.

liar. women will hate u all ur life if u decline hving sex with them wen d made it obvious d wan screw u.

d truth is if u screw her u cant b a close frnd lik before nd if u dont u r history. 2 edge sword .

busterr:
she's still a virgin anywayz....

virgin her body sag lik dis. she better go marry

nice one bro

i see white and golden. hw people take d see blue nd black sef

lol , onila don make me d smile to work. funny. but bae u too like yourba men

onila:
the action starts from 8:27 here

correct bae. ur husband will really enjoy you

onila:
yea their boobs showed

cool will watch it dis night

onila:
I had fun watching all

der boobs show? if yes i will watch . cos i know youtube censor it alot

onila:


U have a step mother

My mum with sit down with her relatives and friends for sure

you are pretty by the way, chocolate beauty

lezbian alert.

kill him

or better do d needful by preaching to him

d girls boobs d ok

ireneony:
Are is this romantic

yes. fingers going into areas only GEJ should. is damn romantic

amechi fingering first lady. conji na bastard

Bukatyne i respect you. is now official

bukatyne:
So I watched two films (1 Yoruba & 1 English) and I noticed two foolish women.

1. Yoruba: she was engaged to be married in 2weks time and she told her hairdresser to come do home service for her. Hairdresser misses her way and iyawo met her on the way and she started blabbing that hubby to be bough her a car, keeps N5m at home, spends money like dollars etc. Hairdresser sends armed robbers to HTB and he is spared because he had helped them once. Obviously, wedding was called off despite pleas.

2. English: She was married and befriended old single ladies (I think they were divorced) against her mother's advice. As usual, blabbing and giving her 'friends' gift of $500. The friends 'saw' hubby coming out of an eatery with a lady which was translated to hubby kissing and smooching the girl. Wifey refuses to listen to hubby 's explanation that the lady was his account manager and decides to sleep with the gateman. Hubby finds out and sends her parking. Needless to say, her 'friends' were actually prepping the hubby for their single younger sister and they are going for the kill through infamous fellowship and they have deserted her. The film is still unfolding. Foolish wife was not working and All her family life has come to a halt. The film is currently showing: The pain of Nene .

Are there some women so fool.ish that instead of building their homes and protecting their husbands, they actually destroy him with their fool.ishness?

If Yes, change o!

r u sure u r a lady? i belive i have asked u dat question before. d way u reason is toi matured.

back to d topic. i collegue of mine swore she willnt help her husbad financially no matter what. she willnt contribute any money orless she feels lik. note she earns 200% more dan d husband. der house rent was about to expire she told me with boldness dat she willnt help dat man oo. he better pay for d rent. etc. dat is d duty of d man to take kia of d family and dat d man should nt ask for d wife help. dat all her money goes to her dad and mum. i was so disappointed. and u can see d man struggling . aging quickly. i told her dat i will never marry her type. is better i remain single.

every time we d hear 2000 killed. 600 killed etc. r u guys saying boko haram reach population of a state? nd y r we nt seeing pictures. only when boko haram kill we will see picturez. but if soldiers kill no pic. why?

Tymax:

Fair attempt. You should stick to simple sentences.

com on she is pretty dont blame het

eghosajohnny:


I can handle the job for you since its just standard but the roof I will use will be long span and a little will be added to the 3m and below is what I will be using for the completion

Longspan aluminium
White frame green glass for the sliding window
Top flush sweethome w/c for the master and normal twyphod for the other toilet
Palour and dinning glaze tile others vertrified
China doors
Painting
electricity
Wall tiles inclusive for the toilets
Ceiling p v c

If all these are okay by you then you will need 500k to add to get it done

You can call 07014709098 to talk more

aluminum roofing , zinc roofing and absotor whats d diff

masterpower:

Guy, do your project with builders in owerri and make sure you supervise them regularly.
Get a building then let a quantity surveyor calculate the cost based on the cost of building materials in Owerri.

Forget about these so called gorilla contractors if you dont want to be ripped off.

thanks boss. u on point.

ok. lets chat on whatsapp. but i dont want fencing yet. let me first finish d house

pls i need more advice from others .