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Kachisbarbie:
okay
She is the one denying him sex
And he is the one beating her?

Why won't these women learn??
You marry a man you ain't on the same s*xual frequency with or you just automatically start starving him of it...when you know how important it is to him?...then cry foul
#mbanu

He didn't have to beat her though, they should just dissolve the "union".

Dearest married ladies : if you can twerk on that D, please do. It doesn't hurt kwanu....

Men: stop beating your wives. If the differences are irreconcilable...waybill her back to her parents - ALIVE!

u r too intelligent to b a lady. like d way u think. most women just wake up and deny der husband sex for no just reason. cos u a wife isnt feeling Hot doesnt mean u should deny d man some punny

ggrin:
Men claim women are much more complicated than them, but what about our side of the story? It's actually really simple to make a woman happy - if they'd only look out for the signs!
​Boyfriends make the best of friends and amazing lovers, but it goes without saying that sometimes (okay, a LOT of the time) we think men could do more. Familiar phrases spring to mind; 'He never makes enough effort', 'he's always with his friends' and 'he never notices me,' but as they say, boys will be boys.

1. Small things count
Some guys think all they have to do is surprise us once and they’re set for life, but trustus, we're keeping note. Why not pick-up our favourite feel-good treat while you’re on your way home this evening (clue, it's either wine, chocolate or cheese) or buy us that new book we've been talking about non-stop. Trust us, our appreciation will show

2. Confidence is hot, arrogance is NOT
Every girl loves a man who’s comfortable in his own skin. It makes us feel safe and protected and nothing feels sexier than that. But arrogance? We. Can’t Stand It

3. Chivalry is not dead
Be old fashioned from time to time - we freaking loveit. Pay on the first date, hold the door for us and walk us to the front door

4. Don’t be a man-baby
We’re nurturing, yes. Women love taking care of their men and helping them out, but as soon as we feel like we’re in mummy mode we want out. Most guys are kids at heart, but if we’re doing more than a bit of cuddling (i.e. cutting your food into little pieces) then there’s definitely a BIG problem.

5. Listen and take interest
After a hectic day all we want our man to do is listen. Women like to talk and pour their feelings out - it’s a well known fact. We confide in you, because we trust you to make us feel better. So please just mute the TV, put down your beer and just listen dammit!

6. Be honest
It’s true when they say honesty is the best policy. Telling a fib might seem like a great idea now, but women always find out and when we do it ain't pretty. Most importantly, don’t cheat and lie about it. That's just cowardly

7. Make us a priority
Women need to feel like they’re more important than an a video game abi wetin em dy call am. Of course men need to spend time with their friends and have some down time, but 3rd place isn’t cool. If your girl doesn't feel like she’s a priority then you're doing something very wrong buddy.

8. Notice the small things
Everyone wants to be noticed by their partner. New hairstyle? New clothes? New dress size? New bra? Say something to acknowledge our effort, besides we (partially) did it for you!

9. Take it slow (in bed)
It can’t get any worse than a man finishing before we've even started. Women take longer to reach orgasm and pre-intimacy is key - take your time and don’t rush. Thank you

10. Turning down sex is NOT a big deal
More often than not, if we turn down sex, it probably has nothing to do with you. We all have our down days - exhaustion, stress, worry? They’re all major mood killers. It happens - don't take it personally

11. Help us
There’s nothing more irritating than a lazy man. Try helping us out with household chores, the school run and daily errands. It’s just as much your responsibility as it is ours

12. Learn to say sorry
Stop being so stubborn! If it’s your fault and you’re clearly in the wrong you owe it to us. Go on, say the magic word. Sorry can go a long way in relationships...

13. Sometimes we really do feel like sh*t
Men think women are attention seekers most of the time, but sometimes we actually do feel like crap. Don’t forget those painful cramps, headaches and PMS. Periods are hell to deal with - give us a break

14. Take care of your hygiene
Some guys ehn Brushed your teeth? Showered? Deodorised? You’re a grown ass man, just do it already

15. Know yourself
We need to be on the same page. If a man knows what he wants and is self-assured they're a lot less likely to seek fulfilment in pointless things like getting wasted with mates and talking to 10 other chicks, (for which there's zero tolerance for by the way)

16. Do not forget our anniversary or birthday
There’s 365 days in a year and you only have to remember 2 of them, that’s why we get annoyed. Set a reminder on your phone, write it in your planner or tell your mum if you have to (just don't tell us you did), but whatever you do, do NOT forget.but how on earth will you forget my birthday

17. Respect us
Some men don't value their partners as much as they should. Love her like it's your last day, appreciate her for all that she is and be grateful for everything she does. Think about it

To All my ladies, Is there something else you wish your man knew? Share it with us

all this to make women happy.

how to mak a guy happy. give him
1 food
2sex
3rest

Dapo777:
http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/01/omg-blog-reader-is-gay-and-wants-to.html?m=1

best tin is to carry ashawo go nak. den d will belive u hv changed

Muyogoa:
i mean both front and bag. I don't know the actual name of the 2nd one. So it was sensored.

u mean u no lik yansh nd u no lik booby. oboi ur case is spiritual.

mrvocalprowess:
37k for this? tecno shud get ready to pack out of Nigeria if dey keep releasing trash for such high amount...mtchwwww

not a bad phone. if u dont like it dont buy. dont cast products .

imagin say na a father d do dat kin tin. paper will write 70 yr old defiles 6 yrs girl.

ggrin:

u d girl in question?

eya. if he is investing in millions he should hv gone himself. anyway mayb he isnt comfortable with long flight nd all.

IrinaDeverenko:
Na wa for people wit new year new things. I no talk oo!!all i fit say is keep it up if yuh even can ooh.

is dat u on ur pic?

dunno. mayb he caught ur mum cheating or ur mum didnt allow maleman Adam to enjoy. or too much nigeria movie. or pastors control ur mum decisions. if she is d churchy type. alot of reason.

ggrin:
them

u too lik sex talk

ggrin:
them

u too lik sex talk

thank God i didnt buy d g pad yesterday for my mum. mum rocking her htc desire 8310

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wenger na yeye. guy to hit cash always bet 3/3 or lose

smackimorn:
Na d pic o

d axe set abi.

smackimorn:
Na d pic o

d axe set abi.

smackimorn:
Awesome!

guy no d fall hand . u d listen to her? ambition aka money, pot of money

op ur english d give me headach. i no sabi english but am sure i beta pass u

Zeezy99:
brain damage? You suffered an accident or something?

oboi see yansh. but na boobs d trip me. finally your a55 correct

BluePearls:

Space booked.

no need booking space. i dont mak front page. i hardly even get likes upto 20

not even one #charitrycomment. NL una wicked oo

The average nigerian lady always believe that a guy must have money before talking or toasting a lady. d believe that broke guys shouldnt b in a relationship.

I have also noticed that guys complain alot about ladies and der demand. d truth is a working lady paid good money wwill hardly beg . and is also logical to say only d unemployed or employed ladies that earn small income beg

Is it not wise to say dat working guys should date working ladies and unemployed guys date unemployed ladies. ie girls willnt beg u cos d have der own cash. and our unemployed guys will have baes d can date.

happy new yr. d world is 2015 yrs old

badoolee:
when you buy me the diamond ring and the ferrari to propose In side a private jetbought by you bby

someone whats to b single all her life

fabolakers:
You call that fast thinkers? It took them almost a month just to correct something as simple as uploading a photo. No wonder Nigeria is in such chaos.

iriot

no. it just occurred to me dat i need a working bae. no more dating unemployed baes d r liabilities.

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ggrin:
I wonder if you’re struggling with singleness as I am now. I wonder if you’ve ever beheld the beauty that is God’s gift of marriage,and wondered when it was that you’d finally get to be a groom. I wonder if you’ve ever gazed at a full moon like the one tonight, or marveled at a meteor shower, and felt like something was missing because you didn’t have a special someone to share that moment of awe with. I wonder if you’ve ever thought you’d met the one, and then subsequently had your heart broken. I wonder if you’ve ever raised your fist at the heavens at reading Genesis 2:18, that God could design man in such a way that in spite of the perfect fellowship Adam had with God, Adam was in a sense, still alone. If so, I wish this letter could somehow find its way into your hands now, and that you might be encouraged. Because I, your future wiffy, do in fact exist, and have struggled with those same questions and doubts you’re struggling with now.
Beloved, know that for all your wanting and longing, all your brokenness and fears, God is working through all things to shape you to become the man He wants you to be – one who is like His Son, Jesus Christ. He is preparing us for a lifelong
commitment not just to each other, but to bring Him glory through His gift of marriage. This time of singleness that we are both going through now is not simply a time of waiting but a time of growing, learning, maturing, and trusting. I pray that this time would truly strengthen your faith in Him as you realize just how dependent you are and just how dependable He is. Would the suffering you feel now clarify the intentions of your heart, to help you learn to worship the Deliverer and not the hope of deliverance. And know that you are not alone in this time –even as you are waiting for me, I am waiting for you.
There’s a song that I would love to sing to you now if I could, “Here to Stay” by Koo Chung. May it encourage you as we both await the day we finally realize who the other is.

Verse 1:
You were there, pulling thorns from your fingers
From all the foolish flowers placed in tender hands And so I’m here, making sure there is not one left On this hopeless little rose, I’ve been saving for you
Chorus:
Maybe it’s love, or maybe it’s two years down the drain But where there is no pain, I guess there is no gain Maybe it’s tough, but you’re more than worth the wait And so I’m here to stay, yeah I’m here to stay

I write to you in blue because blue reminds me of sadness and hardship. It represents the many tearful days I have experienced this past month. It demonstrates the loneliness, insecurities, and longing that have plagued my heart at times. But, blue also reminds me of the beautiful sky God created. When I look at the sky, I am reminded of God’s faithfulness. The vast, endless blue brings peace as I reflect on how powerful and huge God is, and how He has an amazing plan for me that will bring Him glory—all to happen under this big blue sky. It’s in those moments that I look down at the ring on my left hand. The crosses that surround my name imprinted on the ring remind me that I am Christ’s and He is mine. But, it also brings me hope and assurance that one day a Godly guy will replace that ring with his own ring of promise. Until that day, I will be wearing this ring, knowing that God will light my path before me as my love relationship with Him deepens. I know that as I pursue God with my whole heart, He will bring you into my life in His timing. As I am in this valley of broken heartedness, I know that He will use this time to mature my identity
in Christ, develop a deep level of trust and reliance on Him, and completely restore my heart. As I eagerly await the day you come into my life, I desire to embrace all that God has in store for me in singleness. I am also striving to become a Proverbs 31 woman, because I want to prepare for the Godly marriage I yearn for. Trusting God
with my heart and my life, I have given him the pen to my love story. I cannot wait to experience the beautiful, romantic and joyful story God has in store for us. Praying for you

your future wiffy :
-*

wonder if u r driving jeep nd living in a mansion. have alot of money u will spend on ur wify wich is me .

onila:
yr testing my patience

already did .is tasteless

r u even old enuf to hv period

veevean1:
Lol about u nd ur ex, i am sure all she wanted was just once in a while gesture seeing as she earns more than u do. But as a guy u started wondering how she spends her money

if i hear i gave her kobo ehh...

oliverkelly:
Oga are you sure?? Cos am going there on monday

100% sure am going der too

kliq:
They need a virgin for sacrifice....the gods are anxiously waiting

d bae too childish. how old she d sef?