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Ishilove: I pushed yer buttons, didn't I?

Lwkmd!!! Hahahahahahahahahahah!!

stop laughing like a poor woman... you can do better jare!

Ishilove: Tsk tsk...you doth protest too much...that says a lot doesn't it? Ishilove features in a lot of your secret fantasies...

Don't worry, I will pretend you didn't type what you typed, but we both know the truth don't we? Lmao!!

Lol, once again, you wish!

Yooguyz: you just did! And proved you wrong by herself.

Conclusion:

ishi(hate)love = colour_tv.

forget about that moniker first, that is not ishiwahala. I've been on nl for 5 years, I know her better... she likes to drag an issue like her life depended on it, but she doesn't mean it, she's just having fun and trying to get on your nerves... thing is, I'm having fun too...

stop mentioning that black and white tv here, that girl is currently on my bash list... still waiting for her to step on my post toes!

Yooguyz: @Gsking,
I BEG YOU IN THE NAME OF GOD, ALLAH, CHINEKE... Please ignore ishihate abeg! I no get power to pacify any e-war! Biko!

e-war keh? Believe me, we both have better things to do than fight.

@ishilove, neither do I do casual and meaningless, we aren't all that immoral!

Ishilove: Hey, it is not in my head, aight? I'm just quoting what you yourself typed.

The scriptures do say that 'from the abundance/overflow of the heart, the mouth speaketh.

You just typed one of your deepest, darkest fantasies...

Sorry, I'll pass. I don't do casual and meaningless.

for burger's sake, i got it! thanks! later! bye!

jeeeez! forget about the last line, I know how homophobic you are, just wanted to get you to react to the post!

for zap's sake, I can't crush on ishilove, you are in no way close to my fantasy list! we wouldn't be discussing you if yooguys hadn't assumed wrongly...

for the record, I don't crush on nairaland ladies... they're all extremely boring, take it from me.

Ask4bigneyo: A true advice is like an insult.. Take it or leave it.
Besides, what is ur own, are u d op..
Datz how u go dey carrry anoda person's load liv ur own on d ground untouched..

listen to yourself for bugger's sake! that I'm not the op doesn't mean I should allow you post things in ignorance... Do you know if I'm the op? why should you bring an advice laden with bitter emotions in here? I'm sure what the op wanted was advice, which you haven't offered at all. instead you bring your history of jilt and relationship hoopla infused with preaching and sermons!
Dude run along, this thread is not meant for you... you're obviously not a pharmacist nor are you a doctor/midwife... you aren't even female, so shhhhhhhh, when she needs a pastor, the religion section is readily available!

Ask4bigneyo: There is every tendency dt the person that is mounting on u will nt marry u at d end of d day, why cant u hold yrself and abstain frm sex for cryin out loud... If he really loves u, he wil definitely wait till u get married, love is nt about sex...

laughing out loud!!! please, keep typing...

Ishilove: So you intend to have casual, meaningless sexxx with me?

Bwahahahahahaha!!!

oh crap! we're online for zap's sake, I just typed that randomly, okay? get it out of your head...

Ask4bigneyo: u r spoiling ur life gradually, u can do without sex.. Are u a dog..? Too much of things is nt good, postinor is killing ur womb gradually n can may affect u in d future time to cum if u refuse to desist frm such act... Get life please

bia mr holycap... it's not by force to comment. If You want to, kindly, do not insult anybody!

girlinmask: I went to pharmacy to get postinor 2 almost everytime I havE intercourse,the pharmacisT later called me aside and advice me that the drugs can only be taken twice a month,I just want to know if he is right. Or shld I keep taking it anytime I have intercourse?

please op, in the name of whoever you worship, postinor 2 causes cervical cancer, as in womb cancer, it damages your womb totally. I just hope you aren't yet addicted to that sorry drug! Condoms are better... I don talk my own o

CastingCrowns: i discovered nairaland when whenever i was browsing about something mostly indigenous celebrities or anytin of interest,and this particular site always popped up and had somfin to say so curiously i clicked one day...and became hooked.

yes o, a witness. nairaland always popped out then, I didn't understand the forum at first as It was extremely boring then, but I got used to it later on...

never mind when this username registered, I've been here since 2009

Google of course, was searching a celebrity's name on Google page 2... lo and behold... this forum... back in 2009!

Ishilove: Come now, it doesn't hurt to admit that you are head-over-heels for me

No qualms, if you're up for it, your life can change forever!!! Did you just say head-over-heels? I'm sure you of all people understand what casual, meaningless sexxx mean!

Ishilove: Another secret admirer...

Ishi you're hawt!!

I can bet all the vi.bra.tors and strap on in Nigeria that the "local search" button was created specially for you... how else would anyone explain how you located this thread?

As for being your secret admirer... hmmm, YOU WISH

@Yooguys, it's seun's fault... ishilove local searched her name and got here.

Yooguyz: www.nairaland.com/1447917/religion-complaints-thread-sticky/21

in that thread ^^ the war ended. Check detials of the war at the old religious-section-complaints-thread-derailers paradise and striktlymi's award night thread.

Lol, thanks a lot...

ah! one of my best mods, happy birthday to you...

I just hope logic boy is not someone's 2nd id, cos I love that guy o

Yooguyz: I don't think so, you may need to refer to the e-war between ishi's 2nd i.d and logicboys 2nd i.d.

Besides don't you think the way she stalks gay themed threads is unusual?

I know she goes overboard with her homophobia but, I can assure you that ishilove is not a child, I hope!

btw what are their 2nd ids pls? would love to check it out and please if you can get the e-war link... I might have missed that.

Yooguyz: colour_tv = ishilove?

definitely not, not that I like her but ishi cannot stoop this low!

[quote author=Colour_Tv]You are a non-muthaf*cking factor. We can all claim to be wat we are not on d net. You are a nobody. If your parents prefer u being gay, why are u seeking 4 advice on weda 2 tell dem. Mumu dat cant use his brain.
Again, kill yourself. To avoid being lynched. F^cker!
Im out![/quote]Don't you get tired of bantering?

[quote author=MR.SANITY]All these criminals we have here, hand go catch una one day, especially the men. As for those that call themselves lesbians, lol, u are big jokers, when u wake up from your delusions let us know.[/quote]

masonkz: Lol. The way some Christians use other people's abnormality to praise their God really amazes me. I thought everyone was created in same God's image.

God always uses innocent babies to set examples and pass whatever message "it" wishes to pass unto all sinners in the world, lol...

*laughing in tongues*

masonkz: oh yes i know.

hmmm, know what?

masonkz: We're waiting on God.

of course we are, what else are we religious for?

yep

A very partial god if I must add... wonder what he hopes to gain from making others suffer and others rejoice!

masonkz: Yea, your God purposely made them to be abnormal, so that you can feel good about your self.

hahahahaha you sound like someone I know

Go Mason!!!

lynk106: you don't seem to have any self esteem or self worth to begin with. Your whole entire argument on this thread is based on "we" statements rather than "I" statements. "we in Nigeria" this "we in igboland" that. I'm not asking what other Nigerians believe. I'm asking what YOU believe. If you have any self esteem at all, you will be able to stand for yourself and give logical arguments for why you hold your beliefs.



you are so DUMB that I had to shake my head by just reading this statement. Are you seriously this ignorant?
1.Homosexual behavior DOES exist in animals.
2. Do microorganisms have gender? what a dummy. in your mind microorganisms are divided into male and female. what a fool. You might as well ask us if the orange tree in your back yard is having sex.

Lawd have mercy, lmfao!!!

And she googles away
That gyal is a complete definition of ignorance!
Educate urself and come back for more intelligent discoveries.
Google never abandons anyone

Rilamaka: And the end of the day its self esteem and self worth that reallly matters, so you are making zero sense by actually calling me ugly. I think you are running out of things to say, like I said call me when animals start indulging in homosexual acts and when micro organisms start reproducing homosexually. Until then you have no case to argue.

you called urself beautiful and i can beat my chest and say u are effing ugly. FYI, there are homosexual animals too, they engage in the act! Same way u dug out that blazing youtube video, click google and read about homosexuality in animals... Sorry i called u ugly