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ifeness:
Who am I sinning against when I masturbate ?

Ask Google

Akon419:
reduction on the number of polio cases happened under his administration, so he should take part of the credit . But since you are blind enough to embrace good things, sorrow can never leave you and your family ; you will enter 2015 with basket of sorrow

Mumu, e-diot. What warranted this nonsense above? What effect do you think your 'curses' have on any living being?

You better take RDA of psychiatric medication before coming here to display your phoolishness.

ToyozzieTohBad:
Yeah POLIO is the only disease Nigerians are suffering from..see his head like akara oyinbo...What about those mind twisted psychopaths blowing themselves up in the North?? are they not sick? what about our clueless president eating over 1 billion naira food every year..is he not sick? Bill gate mind urself oh hian!!

Goodluck is behind our recent terrorist attacks - Olusegun Obasanjo
Read it here http://snipr.com/29k9uq9

5 likes?


What did you post that garnered you 5 likes?

You ingrate!!! You should be blowing up his twitter page in praise of what he did for your country, abi polio dey affect Bill Gates?

What is wrong with all of you? Do you know how many poor people in the whole of America he would have housed, fed and educated with the funds he filled out to eradicate polio in your corruption free country?

I know GEJ has the welfare of his citizens on his priority list but woman, so many people you know would've died of polio if not for a saviour greater than Jesus and GEJ put together, better known as Bill Gates.


If as a result of our ungrateful attitude, he stumbles upon this forum and decides to quit funding our diseases, people will say it's because Nigeria stood their ground against the western anti gay law. But, good news, he's not a proud black man, he's bigger than your bickering, he'll gladly help your wretched behinds.


I love America!

GooseBaba:
Sunday tonic....

Meanwhile, the Op is confusing his adolescent growth and biology with religious mental problem...

Bruh, high five to you.


@op, WHAT!!!!!!!!!!


I was busy discovering myself, you were busy preparing a script... anyways good writers started out this way.


If you experience night mares, change your sleeping position, eat good food and make sure you're relaxed before drifting off to sleep.
If you self-service more often than usual, get yourself occupied with money making ideas or write a story, you seem to be good at it.


And please, curtail the amount of nollywood movies you watch and start reading good books pertaining to biology, sexuality, science, business management and psychology.

The time you waste going to church should be used to watch maybe Nat Geo wild... be versatile!

Religion has clogged up your brain that you don't even know that self-service is a wonderful activity to engage in.

Take it from me, a proud wankér here.

Bolt3:
The problem is that your blaming God for mans error. God has already instructed us to spread the gospel around the world. Yet there are places on earth till this day that hasn't heard the gospel like China. Now ask yourself is it God that is stopping you from going to China to preach the gospel? This is why God is very angry when we don't preach the gospel because there are potential Christians lost everyday just because of our Laziness. Left to God everyone would be a Christian but he doesn't like to intefer.

Your argument is just like saying God chose a particular family or group to teach, knowing fully well that there are Negros in the other side of the world.

Why didn't he start from this part of the earth from where we would've dutifully spread this gospel to other part of the world. Of course, he must have seen and known we were mentally challenged and intellectually incapacitated to have paid any attention, I mean, define savages in your own words.

Going by your post, the omnipresent deliberately abandoned Nigerians and Africans to "the missionaries" to teach his words and his second coming. This, my friend, is a clear indication that all these gospel were false stories conjured up by ancient elites who forcefully shoved Christianity down your ancestors' throats all in a bid to rid them of all barbaric, primitive and animalistic tendencies inherent among the black race.


I know you must be sitting in front of your laptop feeling all wise and superior but bruh, I have news for you... Christianity is a ploy, God is a myth, Jesus was a performer, a stage clown who is dead and buried, he was probably a philanthropist/wise man whom the poor looked up to for food and companionship, that's why he's still remembered till today.

Nigerians and Africans, when watching Hollywood movies, would always go "what!!! so these Americans know who God is?" And I'll always feel so irritated thinking to myself "look at these gullible and brainwashed simpletons, you've all forgotten they're the people that pushed Christianity into your black skulls... They probably know it was all lies and basks in the fact that you celebrate their well composed religious book".

Young sire, you and the black race were of no good, assuming the whole bible trash was ever true.

Of course, do not question God, his reasons are "best" known to him alone.

Some women though

beryl04:
which of the Gods?cos there are so many out there clamouring for the same omni-potency.

You have the time and strength to engage this phools after you dig them up from their caskets?

#observationmodeactivated

Scaredsilent:
This is the kind of movies we need about homosexuality not Men In Love, Pregnant Hawkers or Omo Gay

This movie promises to look at a more in depth view of homosexuality and not just about having sex.

Cant wait for a Nigerian Gay Movie That Would Make Sense at all. Even our normal movies are crazy and Not well thought of or planned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO2wG_VhIOM

Haven't you seen RagTag? Short Nigerian gay movie


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_nnDmSHthc&itct=CD8QpDAYACITCIquop2_5MICFceAHAodqDkAOVIbcmFndGFnIGdheSBtb3ZpZSBpbiBlbmdsaXNo&client=mv-google&gl=NG&hl=en

Couldn't find the English version on YouTube

Look how fresh they all look


Fine âss motherfvckers

^I started to wonder what would've become of Nigerian atheists if this law was applied in Nigeria.

firstEVA:
apart from homo what else don't we agree on?

Human coexistence, Sensitivity, Love, Netiquette, Financial Independence, Feminism, Population explosion, Sanity, Solitude, Séxual Positions during Cöitus, to mention a few.


*Now playing Miley Cyrus - Adore You

firstEVA:
I prefer WhatsApp

Finally.

Something we both agree on.

firstEVA:

I'm in a good mood. Hope you don't mind a little French kiss?

firstEVA:
what is what? Did you think before you dropped that last line?

It's not your fault.


If only it was a crime to be heterosexual, you wouldn't be trolling your holiday away.

masonkz:
R.I.P

Saw this on Alimi's wall and I was hoping the dude didn't do it afterall. Apparently he did.




May this nation crash and burn

Calm down, Mason.

Nouakchott (AFP) - Mauritania has delivered its first death sentence for apostasy since independence in 1960, ordering capital punishment for a Muslim man who wrote an article deemed blasphemous of Islam.

Mohamed Cheikh Ould Mohamed, aged in his late 20s, fainted when the ruling was read out late Wednesday in a court in Nouadhibou in the northwest of the country, a judicial source told AFP.

He was revived and taken to prison. Cheikh Ould Mohamed has been in custody since January 2, after his arrest for an article he wrote that appeared briefly on several Mauritanian websites.

His text challenged some decisions taken by Islam's prophet Mohammed and his companions during holy wars, the source said on condition of anonymity.

During his trial, the judge told Cheikh Ould Mohamed he was accused of apostasy "for speaking lightly of the Prophet Mohammed".

The defendant pleaded not guilty and said it was "not his intention to harm the prophet," the judicial source said. No information was immediately available on whether he would appeal.

Local Islamic organisations said it was the first time a text critical of Islam had been published in the country.

Jemil Ould Mansour, the head of the moderate Islamist Tewassoul party, on Thursday hailed the ruling, saying: "It's the story of a criminal who got the fate he deserved."

Mauritania upholds the strict Islamic law known as Sharia. But it has not meted out the harshest punishments provided under that law, such as executions and floggings, for nearly three decades.

The west African country last executed a prisoner in 1987, according to Amnesty International. Capital punishment is mainly reserved for murder and acts of terrorism.

In his article, Cheikh Ould Mohamed, named by some local media outlets as Cheikh Ould Mohamed Ould Mkheitir, claimed "an iniquitous social order" was being perpetuated in Mauritania, with an underclass that was "marginalised and
discriminated against from birth" and to which he belonged.

His court-appointed lawyers had asked for leniency on the grounds their client was repentant. But the judge agreed to the prosecutor's request for the death penalty, ruling that the country's criminal statutes called for capital punishment for
any Muslim "who has renounced Islam explicitly or through acts or words in that sense".

The verdict was met with shouts of acclaim from the court's public gallery, while on the streets there were jubilant scenes as cars sounded their horns.

In January 2014, after the article appeared, tens of thousands of protesters demonstrated in front of the presidential palace to express their outrage against Cheikh Ould Mohamed.

President Mohamed Ould Abdel Aziz responded by urging calm and telling the protesters he would take "all necessary measure to defend Islam and its prophet".

Islam, he added, "is above everything, above democracy and freedom".

www.news.yahoo.com/mauritania-issues-first-apostasy-death-sentence-050936161.html

UyiIredia:
Actually they do. Your sentiments becloud your judgement.

You always feel the need to contribute when it involves homosexuals.

Its page 7 already, y'all should give it a rest.

craziebone:
considering the fact i never insulted any of you guys who have a different sexual orientation from me, i think this particular post of yours is disrespectful.

And no, i do not believe every pro gay person is gay. I have friends who will even kill to see gay people get marriage equality and they are heterosexuals.

Also, if deep down somehwere, you believe homosexuality is an acceptable alternative life style, why should my question to mismeiya offend her or anyone else? More like picking offence when i defend a white man from some pro black concious people and you ask if i'm white. I can't see that as an insult even though i am not white.

You did not make sense.

What did you mean by "Are you a lesbian?" Did you miss the memo? Do not go about the world wide web asking foolish questions! It's not acceptable anywhere.
Ask a stupid and insulting question, get a nice sarcastic answer.


And were you just pouting?

SissyBoy!

beryl04:
just ignore the bloody foools and get on with ur life jare! u've made ur point ,let the foools go choke on loong d!CK!

Honeeeeeeeeey.... I missed you plenty plenty plenty

*kisses*

Happy #worldselfieday

2 bloody mentions!!!


Please, I have work to do, and a life to live.

And you can't just 'become' a lesbian. If you weren't a lesbian, you'll sure crave for your wired lifestyle.

If you 'learn' to be gay, you're deliberately making your own life difficult.

Forwetinnah:
He even has HIV?? Then I guess his lover should have Ebola, what a sick pair ? It's okay for them to even screw pigs cause clearly they've got nothing to live for.

Hopefully, you'll die before him, but on your death bed, I want you to remember that an HIV positive human being lived longer than your pathetic and scavenging life.

I'll be sure to invite him to your funeral.

*scoffs *

#Back to activism and having a life.

DMerciful:
Are you a leslesbian? SMH

First, the foolish question was thrown at MissMeiya, now it's Chymystique.

So any female that doesn't condemn homosexuality is definitely one of them?

Nairalanders!!!

chival:
I served in Akwa Ibom with this silly guy, even travelled from lagos to orientation camp in the same bus with him and I remember him to be one effeminate nuisance. Everyone just had to notice him all through the three weeks we were at camp. It was also the same year he proudly announced his 'gayism' on Funmi Iyanda's show.

I try to be very tolerant of people and their ideologies but homosexuals, I just can't stand.

You do not have a choice. You have to 'stand' them like we 'stand' your heterosexual practices.

Whoever commits adultery should be jailed.


Chaiii. I'll pardon your African wife mentality.


Little wonder she expected Spielberg to know who she is.


SMH at some married women.

utumunta:
The baby's mum should just go to her father's house from the scene of the accident and send emissaries comprising all living and dead realtions of her's and her husband's to him. This is an act of carelessness that will only take a super- human to forgive.

Whenever I see women on OKADAS with BABIES STRAPPED on their BACKS , I imagine this scenario. I think it is time tthe government makes a law on giving permits to qualified adults to start a family.









The xmas is not too rosy, but you both don't have to take it out on me. Read my post with intelligence. I highlighted the areas of ambiguity to the two of you.

Women should strap their babies in front of them(babies belly on theirs) while on a bike in motion. This is safer and afford the mum the opportunity to also hold the child with her hands and control his/her movement.

I also understand that we all don't have cars and have recourse to okadas to commute from one location to another.

I can see you're unintelligent. Now, let me complete your post for you since it seems you deliberately omitted it

"All mothers who don't have means of transport except the alternative commercial motorcycle, should leave their babies at home for the father of the child to nurse while she goes about her business, this will guarantee a hundred percent care for the babies and avoid 'stories that touch' the heart".

You're a fvcking unintelligent!!!