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Celebrities / Re: 'Why I Am Still Single' – Rita Dominic Opens Up by GSKing: 12:51am On Apr 30, 2017
calliope:

It's quite difficult to look the other way, when I stumbled on a post as irritating as the one I quoted. I'd try turn a blind eye.



Just there, you know swinging curve balls life keep tossing my way. Hope you're Good?

I am super good. Glad to be back here after such a long time away.
Celebrities / Re: 'Why I Am Still Single' – Rita Dominic Opens Up by GSKing: 2:06pm On Apr 29, 2017
calliope:


Pained nigerian grin

Only if you could convert this frenetic vile energy to something more productive, you wouldn't be soo frustrated and pathetic. Oya receive sense and Goan get a life!

It's so old now... Do you still respond to this kind of post?


How do you do BTW?
TV/Movies / Re: Free #500 Airtime For Each Nairalander To Vote 4 #EFE #bbnaija by GSKing: 12:44pm On Apr 06, 2017
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FIRS Is Recruiting! Federal Inland Revenue Service 2016 Job Vacancies by GSKing: 10:05am On Aug 29, 2016
For the WASSCE result, do I submit like that? No way to edit the courses and class of degree, who has done theirs?
Celebrities / Re: #savemayowa Was A Scam..her Family Used Her To Steal Money From Nigerians by GSKing: 3:41pm On Jul 28, 2016
As at yesterday, 32 million Naira was raised in 3 days (plus more I don't know of)


What have I not seen in this country? shocked


Chaiiii, when will people change? This mess is far gone beyond redemption. All man for himself o

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I AM A SCAMMER! by GSKing: 8:45pm On Jul 13, 2016
Monkey haff go market, he didn't return grin

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Romance / Re: Every Girl Mastur-bates..how True Is This Statement??? by GSKing: 4:29pm On Jul 08, 2016
pinkberries:
Yes I do and is one of the best way I free myself from piled up kanji.

Correct person.

Not some hypocrites, coming online to form wetin I nor know.

Masturbation is good, very sweet and therapeutic IMO.
Literature / Re: Write Your Shortest Flash Fiction. Not More Than 25 Words. by GSKing: 6:37pm On Jul 06, 2016
Audray:
Hmmm.Have this:
**
I slide down slowly,Lower...Your eyes on mine, hungry...dark.Then comes the swirl...long and slow.You shudder and whisper...breathlessly, "More".

embarassed
Romance / Re: I Lied To Her And Now I Want To Marry Her (please Advise Me) by GSKing: 8:14pm On Jul 05, 2016
Everyone is so sure the woman in question will accept and forgive the lying bastard
Romance / Re: I Lied To Her And Now I Want To Marry Her (please Advise Me) by GSKing: 8:12pm On Jul 05, 2016
RadicallyBlunt:
What makes you think she's not forming in d 1st place. Girl see you carry car to pick her up, nysc level for that matter. Which gal no go think say opportunity for marriage don show so make I behave like wify material? Guy do more testing

However if ur testing don sure, then its simple. Plan a time out with her as in take her out. When u come back, start d talk gradually till all her attention is gotten

Go like .."When I met u and picked you up what did u think I had in mind?" Or what kinda man dyu think would pick you up at such a nite time?" You'll be suprised at d response. She probably might know u have such in mind but taking time to also watch you closely.

And if she dosent, just confess to her that u had a playboy intension but she made u fall in love like d-banj

Look at you feeling all wise and superior with the rubbish you just wrote. In your head, you think you know everything about getting and keeping a woman.

A relationship started and based on lies is not going anywhere. You wouldn't be saying this trash if the spouses' role in the story was reversed. When it comes to men, all nonsense should be forgiven.

Come on, log out and don't be stupid.

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Religion / Re: Conclusion : Nairaland Atheists make shocking approval of Incest by GSKing: 6:28pm On Jul 03, 2016
Seun:
Why does every thread have to devolve into inconclusive arguments about the existence of God? We will start to ban people who go off topic.


No I wouldn't because it's yucky and gross and I have the authority to ban it in my home. But I wouldn't worry myself about other people's kids. I think it should be illegal for close family members to have kids. If a guy knocks up his sister, maybe there should be a mandatory abortion.

Does this ban extend also to anal sex by members of your family? Not necessarily incest...
Religion / Re: What Is Your Favourite Portion Or Verse Of The Bible?? by GSKing: 6:19pm On Jul 03, 2016
◄ Ezekiel 23:20 ►

Parallel Verses, my favourite! cheesy

New International Version
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

New Living Translation
She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey's and emissions like those of a horse.

English Standard Version
and lusted after her lovers there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose issue was like that of horses.

New American Standard Bible
"She lusted after their paramours, whose flesh is like the flesh of donkeys and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

King James Bible
For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

Holman Christian Standard Bible
and lusted after their lovers, whose sexual members were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of stallions.

International Standard Version
She lusted after her paramours, whose genitals are like those of donkeys, and whose emissions are like those of horses.

NET Bible
She lusted after their genitals--as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions.

GOD'S WORD® Translation
She lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose semen was like that of horses.

JPS Tanakh 1917
And she doted upon concubinage with them, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

New American Standard 1977
“And she lusted after their paramours, whose flesh is like the flesh of donkeys and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

Jubilee Bible 2000
For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

King James 2000 Bible
For she doted upon her paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of donkeys, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

American King James Version
For she doted on their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

American Standard Version
And she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

Douay-Rheims Bible
And she was mad with lust after lying with them whose flesh is as the flesh of asses: and whose issue as the issue of horses.

Darby Bible Translation
and she lusted after their paramours, whose flesh is [as] the flesh of asses, and whose issue is [as] the issue of horses.

English Revised Version
And she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

Webster's Bible Translation
For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

World English Bible
She doted on their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of donkeys, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

Young's Literal Translation
And she doteth on their paramours, Whose flesh is the flesh of asses, And the issue of horses -- their issue

*Members/Genitals here meaning Pênis
*Emissions/Issues here meaning Ejaculation
Romance / Re: Please Help A Lesby Who Is Desperate To Break Free by GSKing: 5:46pm On Jul 03, 2016
UyiIredia:
It's like d girl was somewhat forced into lesbianism at a time when she was still growing sexually. She could actually be straight.

Dullärdinhõ
Romance / Re: Please Help A Lesby Who Is Desperate To Break Free by GSKing: 4:37pm On Jul 03, 2016
Mekzyzeus:



Shame on you lady!! Yes..ladyboy! Tis your sexual orientation. And it disgust us!!

Hope that isn't you on your profile photo? What a catastrophic waste that would be if at your age, you express yourself like a toddler crying over his lost pink toy.

You wrote like you were seeking my attention, asking and begging to be noticed, hahahahahahahaha, what a joke this dude is. sad

#BoyBye.
Romance / Re: Please Help A Lesby Who Is Desperate To Break Free by GSKing: 4:25pm On Jul 03, 2016
jpride:


I should take d advice if I'm d lady in question?? Do I appear like I'm a lady?? The day I turn out to become a guy, let mighty thunder fire me dat day.

Shame on you wide asshole

Oga, calm down and write legibly, okay?

I assumed you were the lady cos people write about themselves a lot but the shame of using the first person pronoun won't allow them admit it.

Your girl is fine, she's actually enjoying the lesbianism as is should be.

Probably, someone is trying to blackmail her or she felt the need to confide in you that's why she made up a sad story. Sorry boy embarassed

And my arsèhole isn't wide, what in the world are you talking about? shocked
Romance / Re: Ashawo Ti TakeTake Over by GSKing: 4:18pm On Jul 03, 2016
pinkberries:


Can you school me how to go about it. Have been searching for love(gf) for a long time but haven't come across one. Want to give the Instagram a try.

Sign up on Instagram and refuse to connect your Facebook account to it. Follow lesbian and bisexual ladies on IG, DM the ones you like, comment on pictures, like and keep liking, but do not appear as a stalker. There are just plethora of yummy ladies on IG, it goes down in the DM grin

Lol

Works for everyone.

Safe.
Romance / Re: Please Help A Lesby Who Is Desperate To Break Free by GSKing: 4:12pm On Jul 03, 2016
jpride:


Guy grow up. Who is doubting d fact dat such thing exists?? How many gay/lesbian has walked up to u to express their pains/regrets to u?? If this girls is happy wit her lifestyle, who will come to her house to arrest her?? Try and be reasonable pls

The only reason why someone would express pain and regret is because of the way the world has shamed gay people, telling them they aren't okay and need treatment. Their religion tells them they are sinners and if they can't help these feelings, they should practice celibacy for the rest of their lives. Growing up in Nigeria, doesn't help also. But anyone that's able to shake off and break free from religion and it's BS and become illuminated by logic and reasoning will live a life of freedom and contentment.

Do you understand why she thinks she has to confide in people or cleanse herself from the "sins" of lesbianism?

jpride:

I will not insult u.
If you are truly a gay and u are happy, shame on you

Dude(Lady), whichever you are, feel free to insult me, it wouldn't exceed the internet, I swear.

And I'm gay and happy, you know why?

Because, I CHOOSE TO BE HAPPY.
Romance / Re: Please Help A Lesby Who Is Desperate To Break Free by GSKing: 4:05pm On Jul 03, 2016
jpride:



I didn't create this thread for shameless lesbians and gays. It was created exclusively for reasonable guys and girls who are willing to offer practical advice on how she can break free if it is possible. A girl of 15 can easily be manipulated to change her sexual orientation. It is a habit that once inculcated, u grow with it dat feeling dat it bcoms difficult to live normal life again.
Your words are annoying

Half the whole commenters on Nairaland are gay people. Get it?

I knew I as gay before I was even 5. There's no breaking free to be done here, one has to chose to either accept it or live a lie for the rest of their lives. A girl of 15? grin I was fûckîng around before that age. Go and die if that info hurts so much.

Sexual orientation isn't a switch, you may get to 30 and realize how much you love the same gender sex, believe it or not, it can come knocking whenever your brain feels like and when it does, it stays there forever. You can't run away from yourself, LOL...

Just tell that lady she is okay and help her move on with her life. There are Nigerian lesbians and bisexual ladies everywhere, she doesn't even have to look too hard to get a chic.

Take that advise if you're the lady in question.

Toodles kiss
Romance / Re: Please Help A Lesby Who Is Desperate To Break Free by GSKing: 3:56pm On Jul 03, 2016
jpride:
@Foolinlove

Please get the point straight. If u are not here to offer positive advice, flee from this thread. I'm here narrating d ordeal of a young girl to u, you are being unreasonable. Its unfair. Do u know what it took her to narrate this shameful story to me Do u know how much she need ur helpful advice?? You live a normal life, do u know how it feels to know ur lifestyle is abnormal, shameful and irritating?? Do u know the trauma dat comes wen all ur friends flee from u because of ur nature? Someone is telling u she was lured into the act wen she was tender and feel so ashame and want to get out of it, you are encouraging her to continue in it?? No one is created homosexual, pls get dat into ur skull.
She want to live like every other girl. More so, she knows her lifestyle dishonours God and it will not mean good if she eventually marry. Why cant u keep quiet if u cant help?

For those who gave reasonable advice, THANKS. I will forward your opinions to her

Your silliness is just out of this world.

If I tell you she's absolutely fine, isn't that a positive advice?

I just hope the girl is not in fact, YOU.

When you realise the amount of internalized homophobia you and your ilk are brewing against yourself and the rest of the world, then you'll realize how much you're suffering on your own account.

Gay people are absolutely normal and fine. Genetics of not, people choose to be arsèholes, how come no one is asking them to change? But LGBT, no freaking way we're gonna allow that thrive.

'xcuse me angry

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Romance / Re: Please Help A Lesby Who Is Desperate To Break Free by GSKing: 3:49pm On Jul 03, 2016
jpride:
I met a girl who narrated her ordeal to me. She was 15 when she got initiated into lesbianism by her family friend. Now she is 24. As she said, she love having romance with a man when the feeling comes but she have not had sex with a man because it appears irritating to her. She is so ashame of herself. Now she is ready to do anything just to break free and grow in feelings for men rather than her fellow women. What can such a girl do to break free from that shameful act?

There could be some persons who have broken free from that habit. Please your best advice will be highly appreciated

What is a lesby?
Religion / Re: Farewell To Nairaland. by GSKing: 1:22pm On Jul 03, 2016
Unique04:
I am a Christian, I cannot be in a forum where my God is being ridiculed by some persons including the founder of the forum. My Bible teaches me that, blessed is he who is not found in the company of the ungodly. I registered in nairaland last year after many years of visiting because I thought it was a forum to meet and interact with fellow Nigerians. I have suddenly come to realize that there is a conspiracy to ridicule the Christian faith and turn young Christians into atheists. I am a solid Christian and nothing can derail me from my faith, but I can't stand the number of baby Christians who get confused and carried away with all this Atheist and anti-christain posts I find on front page.
*modified*
I came to this conclusion after reading some of seun osewa's posts on Christianity.
With this I say farewell to all nairalanders.

Romance / Re: Ashawo Ti TakeTake Over by GSKing: 1:11pm On Jul 03, 2016
masonkz:


loool. Thanks jare.

How are you and your gf? cool

GF is doing well for herself, I don't know about me embarassed

But we're good, great actually cheesy

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Akintola Williams Deloitte Test by GSKing: 6:05pm On Jul 02, 2016
If I haven't started any ICAN or ACCA process, can I still apply for a graduate programme in Deloitte?

I applied yesterdayfor the ongoing Audit programme, I have all relevant documents except the ICAN/ACCA, hope I'll be interviewed if I pass the online test?
Romance / Re: Ashawo Ti TakeTake Over by GSKing: 5:40pm On Jul 02, 2016
iamdurent:


On your promotion.

I've been great.

How did know about his promotion though? Saw it today on his LinkedIn page.

Congrats Masonkz cool

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Family / Re: HELP! My Husband Refuses To Have Sex With Me Ever Since I Was Raped. by GSKing: 7:21pm On Jul 01, 2016
How you guys assume the rape victim is strong and okay enough to have "a talk" with her husband is baffling. Like it's absolutely nothing and it takes nothing to get over the rape and move on! The husband is the one who needs to be strengthening and encouraging her after the incident. She needs love even though she's acting strong and in need of affection.

They both need counselling from an unbiased professional especially that uneducated and uninformed husband of hers.

He is traumatized? How dare everyone make this about the man?

How old are these commenters above anyways?

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Religion / Re: Sex Between 12-3am Leads To Unanswered Prayers - Pastor by GSKing: 12:27am On Jun 30, 2016
Audray:
AMEN TO THAT! You speak truth Sistah!! You sure know how to leave a girl all hot and flustered! *re-reads 3rd &4th paragraphs* LoL.

Hehehehehehehe, a girl's gotta treat her woman right grin

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Religion / Re: Sex Between 12-3am Leads To Unanswered Prayers - Pastor by GSKing: 10:27pm On Jun 29, 2016
Audray:
Lubbish! The only problem with those hours is having to be xtremely quiet during The Activity.

Funny enough, I just saw a screenshot of this topic from Nairaland on Facebook and I laughed and remembered... oh, I just remembered... the last time I had hot, hungry sex...

Oh my fuckyn god!!! Saturday 25th June, 2016; 12:30 AM to almost 3 AM.

Her moans are like music to my soul, I ate her pussyyy like it was my last wish, I fuhcked her deep, it reached deep within her soul. She was in fact screaming and we didn't care about neighbors anymore, we've grown past that fear.

The next morning came and she said "What I want the most right now is for you to fuhck me like last night."

Whether that pastor likes it or not, my girlfriend, my baby mama, my wife, my everything, can never and will never be sëx-starved no matter what time of the day we want, till death do us part. smiley

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Pictures And Stories Of The Victims Of The Orlando Mass Shooting by GSKing: 3:07pm On Jun 17, 2016
The result of an overflowing internalized homophobia.

RIP my lovely community members.

#WeAreOrlando
Romance / Re: Wish That Childish Romancelander A Happy Childrens Day! by GSKing: 3:44pm On May 27, 2016
Dmarketter:
there is no proof to what you just said, and till evidence suggests otherwise don't mention me again, we not friends aand not even enemies. We just two blokes who don't give aa rat's ass. Plus I am the man, while you could be both woman and man, depending on what time of the day and uses u waanna put ur butthole to. Am sure audray gave you a winners belt for arguing on her side. When there was actually no arguement. Let's not spoil this beautiful day for the children with ur immaturity. So good day man/woman

You can't just call this quits on your own terms. I have to be willing to stop wishing you a happy Children's Day before we reach an agreement.

Who I sleep with and for what purpose isn't your business. Who knows? I may have slept with some members of your family that's why it hurts you so much you feel terribly jealous by this.

Lack of evidence doesn't erase facts. The fact that you're a pained unfortunate human being still leaving in the closet shouldn't be a reason why you detest other peace loving people who are freer and not living in their cocoon.

I'm not your friend, an undisputed fact, but mentioning anyone on Nairaland is my prerogative. So...

Happy Children's Day, Dmarketter.

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