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Dmarketter:
happy childrens day to you too. Unfortunate kids should not be left around you , especially male ones. Anyway enjoy the swing set. Na ur time

Stop hating yourself so much, you only end up projecting your image onto others.

I'm a homosexual and I'm no different from the heterosexuals I see everyday. Only, I don't molest kids or anyone, but I can't say the same about you.

Back to topic, Happy Children's Day to you and your family.

Dmarketter, Happy Children's Day.

Etisalat also refunds airtime for unused data plans.

I once recharged my line without cancelling autorenewal cos I changed phones. Now this bb plan I previously used was renewed and I couldn't use it on my new Android; I called the CSR and explained to them, they assured me they'll cancel the plan immediately and I have the option of allowing them sell me an Android plan or getting back my airtime, provided the data remains intact on the line.

I needed to be sure they would keep to their words so I asked for the airtime refund option, I was told they'll get back to me. Before daybreak, I got back my airtime.

So, it's common with our ISPs to refund airtime if you expressly ask them to.

I am a lesbian.

It's not an excuse so it doesn't count.

Anyways useless topic as usual.

Creamish:
I'm rily not interested in knowing anything about u so keep ur biography to urself ...

Then go and get busy with something else and quit being a homophobic bigot.

Dmarketter:
very typical. "I must be a closeted gay". Shred your certificates. Its worthless.

Cry me a river. It's worth it.

Oh, and I'm still waiting for the part where you finally "disgrace" me with your intelligence.

I can't wait to replace the fragments of my brain that'll melt down after your intelligence underwhelms me.

Seun:
Female atheists in Nigeria? How is that even possible? I'd like to read their stories.

The majority of the ones I know "have no stories."

One can only practice the religion they were born into. I was born in Nigeria, into a less than religious family. I can't begin to quantify how much appreciation I feel about not getting forced into obeying any divine command. Oh, and I wasn't baptized, I don't think any of my siblings were anyway.

There has been no life changing experience in anyway as I inherently do not care about whatever or whoever marginalizes me.

The god of the Christians, Muslims and every kind of God has zero respect for women, I don't expect myself to respect it too.

So far, and I mean, throughout my whole life, it has pretty much been bliss without a Christ giving directives or what morals and virtues I should possess.

Dmarketter:
only the ignorant throw shades and accuse their betters of ignorance simply because I don't buy ur sexuality. I am a homophobe and nothing is wrong with that. Nature is a homophobe. Guess you disagree with her too, yet you seek acceptance from humankind and use blaackmail to denigrate and attack their lack of acceptance of ur life's choices. You don't heteros seek ur acceptance.

Dmarketter:
it didn't make me angry cos I ignore kids, but so you don't go about disgracing urself its best your humbled. Now you posess what certificates young man and in wat. What research have you ever done and we will add links . And most especially amd interested in ur highly informed opinions about my assertions. Enough of having homosexuals with a superiority delusiveness when ur debased sexual conduct comes up for discussion. You are a gay and thus tell me again how nature categorized ur sexuality as a gay man

I couldn't care less about anyone's acceptance, how much more you, an insignificant nothing, a wailing wailer, typing furiously at his keyboard with hopes that his words will shoot bullets in my heart.

Come on kiddo, bring it on, is that all you got?

Whatchu want? A handky? A bucket? A shoulder?

Tell me your problem, you're probably a gay man leaving with internalized homophobia, that's why my posts incense the hell out of your pea-sized brain. I'm out of my closet, hope you have the courage to come out and stop being an overgrown baby about your own issues.

Dmarketter:
GSKing, on a second thought I want to humble you today and burst that bubble of ignorance you cloak ur mind around. It gives you the thought to not realise your betters. Come in here and let's hear your esteemed views on life and issues . This will be public and thus I will save the world from ur blabbing by disgracing you here and proving ur a dunce who assumes little knowledge is great understanding.

If only u. Had any susbstance you would not haaave paired chakras and aura in the same sentence. Waiting for you . Today you shall prove all you claim. Both true and untrue

Come in here and repeat yourself @Dmarketter

Since you feel you have the ability to disgrace me.



My post got you angry?

What are you gonna do about that? Bust a caps lock on me?

Dmarketter:
she is even an igbo girl. This is why I detest single secondary schools. Eg owerri girls. They reoriente girls who should haave had a normal life. Too bad ur gay. It wasn't ur fault finally

Right from this post, I expected nothing less than mind-boggling, unintelligent and incoherent foolish talks, but alas, you put yourself way below than I expected, every single thing you posted on this thread showed how much of a breathing confusion you are. I was expecting the worst, but young man, you're still learning and coming up.

Your heteronormative thoughts and heterosexist posts showed how much of a dunce you are. It's obvious you had fun typing away endlessly, half-expecting yourself to make sense, half-expecting your post to cause commotion, laughing at your own posts before clicking the send button, but alas, there we have it, all your blatherings amounted to a single word - HOMOPHOBIA. No matter how little, no matter how mild, no matter how subtle, no matter how pronounced, homophobia is homophobia. But hey, I guess you didn't understand the concept of that word before now, glad to be pointing it out to you. Your first attempt at bigotery anywhere on and offline got me quoting your post, I'm happy to help you celebrate.

Young man, I type this, not shaking my head, not feeling sorry for you, not angry at you, not an ounce of emotion lost on typing, I type this, knowing fully well I'm as well wasting my precious post and time addressing your ground-zero IQ. But still, I would tell you something, do not, for a second, delude yourself into thinking you're wise and superior, do not, for a second, make the mistake of telling yourself, you're good at mind games, cos it is crystal clear that you're a catastrophic disaster in the world of intelligent minds.

You thought someone like Audray, maybe, all lesbians, and probably all females have atomic brains and can't see through your less-than-significant, desperately-trying to-be-relevant, attention-seeking, completely-unintelligent writings. I will have you know you succeeded. Succeeded in making noise, like vibrations from my battery-powered toothbrush. But keep trying though, hopefully, someone will pay some semblance of attention to your little blatherings someday, which Sir, is not today.

Oh hey, you should read more on Auras and Chakra, those posts of yours almost made me burn my certificates, how you can twist something you don't understand, ultimately reduced my brain functionality while trying to make some sense of what you wrote. I take it that's your first time sounding smart and it's just an innocent mistake.

It wouldn't be condoned the next time you compose jumbled trash and dump on innocent people of Nairaland.

Arigatou.

Adikam:
mr i 2 know: access bank does not have vision stop confusing ur self speewin gibberish words it better cbn close scam hall una call bank.am once a victim bt i suprise dem

Access bank has no Vision? Fackin' dimwit.

Google is your friend.

bemyguest:
That yeye bank with no vision. Abeg make CBN close am up jare

The Vision of Access bank is to be the most respected African bank.

There you have it. Next time, just read or stick to only what you know.

Arigatou.

Audray:
Taa! Puo ebe a! . Ibe gi na emeghe si threads nwere isi,I noro ebe a abara umu nwanyi n achoghi onye owu na pa di ka gi . I wudi nwatakiri? Negodu ihe I na eme eri. .

Okay, you're Igbo too?

Audray:
Uhg! Could u at least not try to leave d whole job to her? Or does parenting make u feel old? :p

Woah! Hol'up! I'm in my early 20s (thank you for asking. Jeez!!!)

Lol, I never liked the idea of kids, don't plan on having any (Neither does she like the parenting thingy, LOL). She's the older one between us and we're both really busy people right now to think of kids (or more kids )

Hey, what about you? What's up with you and Ruth and her greenlights you've refused to acknowledge?

mamawin:
well, I don't know what my own staff will say about me but female bosses ain't that bad. well my tips, be warm to her, compliment her dressing, do the work she assigned to you plus extra, seek her opinions on things like you really need her help. in all, do your best, and if it isn't enough, na she get wahala

Try the bolded with me and I'll kill you.

More like throw your ass out of my company.

Audray:
Really? Slightly jealous of you guys . Is it a girl?!!! . Don't "pheeww" yet, Ur gf would probs want d kid to have sibling(s)...or not? Either way...u've got to slip on ur "Awesome Mommy" apron and mommy the hell outta that kid!

Hehehehehehehe, her baby is almost 10, so, no way in hell I'm mommy-ing anybody

Though she talks about the possibility of mommy-ing more (adopted) kids. And I ain't awesome one bit, she is awesome in more ways than I could ever think of

Audray:
LOL.Babies aren't scary, it's their crying that is .TODDLERS are the worse though.
BTW,Why does a Not-babies-person have an incredibly cute baby's pic as her dp? .

Don't know, I'm weird that way. My girlfriend already has a child, pheeewww! Hopefully, no future talks of children, except maybe, adoption of "not-so-little" rascals... I mean, kids

lepasharon:
Sorry I spoke in slang.The OP didn't say he was looking for a man. That's all I'm saying.. Shittt..

Are you the OP? Stop sounding pained and irritated. Go get busy with something that'll enable you mind your business.

I tried applying but my mail bounced back cos their mailbox is FULL.



#NigerianJobseekers

Laveda:
Why ask?

No, I'm not.

Okay, I am. That's why I asked.

Laveda:
Well, it's also used for lesbians too.

No biggie. Are you gay?

Laveda:
Where did you learn that from?

Gay is just another term used in describing homosexuals.

Ion know what you talking about.

The term was originally coined for the male gender. "Homosexuals" is the general word but everyone is comfortable addressing and being addressed as "gay."

So, no biggie.

cococandy:
Yup. Male= gay
Female = lesbian

The term "gay" is wildly and comfortably used by both sexes.

That means, I'm gay. Still means I'm a Lesbian.

Audray:
Whaaaaat?! I was about to ask for it's name,age,gender and birth weight! . Ardent fan? Really? . Nice to meet ya.

Sorry dear, I'm not a babies-person Yikes! Those scary little rascals

Nice to meet you too, Amiga

Audray:
Hi...GSKing . That's a really cuuuuuute baby!

Unfortunately, it's not mine

Just an internet picture.

BTW, I love your diary, keep updating as I'm an ardent fan

Audray:
Enshi.I've tried as much as possible to be nice.Since it's not working...I'd like you to get it into ur skull that my account is not"fake". I did not "open up to you" . And females use the word"gay" too.I think you are a very silly person for tryin too hard defame my character and make me look bad.You have been following me for a while you said.Yet you are so blind to read the writing on the wall .What is wrong with you?! Can't you find something better to do than to pester gay girls online with ridiculous threads?

Oh my!!!

Hello Audray

lepasharon:
So why you tryna move to a guy? You wouldn't like it as a homosexual if a woman tried to move to you knowing you were homosexual. So why do it. It's disrespectful

You just make ppl hate gays

You actually did not make any sense in your comment above.

So, what if I was trying to "move to" a guy? Isn't that what gay people do? Were you asleep when you quoted and replied me?

I would like it if as a homosexual, women tried to "move to me" cos that would make me a lesbian or a bisexual female.

Homosexuals make you hate gays?

Ohmyfackin'gad!

Hope you know how to use pronouns now? Go to a fackin' school, they'll teach you pronouns, tolerance and maturity.

Permission to go back to my homosexual partner...?