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CelebritiesRe: Why Are Nigerian Female Comediennes Not Funny? by GSKing: 6:50pm On Jan 16, 2015
Superleo:
OP, don't forget that Ellen DeGeneres is a lesbian.

#justsaying, since you're homophobic. undecided
SportsRe: The Truth About The Early 1900s Nigeria Vs India Match (1 - 99)!!! (photo) by GSKing: 1:48am On Jan 15, 2015
[size=22pt] Supa Strikers FC. I recognize all those names. LOL [/size]
CrimeRe: My Sister Was Almost Kidnapped Tonight by GSKing: 12:21am On Jan 15, 2015
Therock5555:
Nairalanders, I would advise us all to be vigilant this election period, I saw the thread on fp where a lady was beheaded and I was mystified, not knowing my own scenario was around the corner, I was browsing jeje inside my room when the parlour door banged open. My elder sis ran in panting, I quickly flunged my phone under bed incase na armed robbers. She was visibly shaking when I went to the parlour. After much persuasion she opened up.

She went on a date and was coming back on a bike, the bike man insisted to take a shorter route which she first disagreed but complied when she couldn't find another. The route they took was a bye pass so it was kinda lonely, suddenly they noticed a black jeep trailing them. The Jeep refused overtaking them, but was right behind them, the bike man thought they knew my sister so he stopped, the Jeep also stopped, he greeted them but no reply, their headlights were just focused on the bike. The bike man greeted for about four times but the people in the Jeep neither answered nor drove off, the mumu bike man wanted to come down and walk towards them but she urged him not to.

Fear gripped the bike man after about three minutes so he kick start his bike and moved, the car followed swiftly, that was when they smelled foul play, she said the bike man that was riding like a camel became formula 1 Lewis Hamilton overnight, the man rode like crazy, what saved them was the bumps on the road, and finally they overtook a trailer which the car could not do easily because the opposite side of the road was not clear.

Naso them escape, nairalanders abeg thanks giving na on Sunday, this no be small matter. This election period is filled with evil.


My advice goes to you all, please let's try to avoid late nights and lonely paths because lots of dangers are lurking around. No be our head dem go use do sacrifice this year. Amen


Cc: Ishilove
Seun

Fp pls, let nairalanders be enlightened.....
Forgive me but I thought the bolded words were funny grin
PhonesRe: Some Interesting Features Of The New Android 5.0 Lollipop by GSKing: 2:56pm On Jan 14, 2015
My Jelly Beans has almost all the aforementioned features.

(Gionee m2)
FamilyRe: A Gay Wants To Commit Suicide. Advice Him by GSKing: 5:21pm On Jan 11, 2015
bennyrazz:
point of correction, there can be plenty gods, there can be only one God. Everyone is human and should be treated as one so far they behave humanely. Have you ever seen a male dog going after another male dog to sleep with it? if animals that are lesser beings with no soul will not do such, how much more humans that are considered as higher beings do such?
I do not agree with what you say, but I will forever
uphold your right to say it.
FamilyRe: A Gay Wants To Commit Suicide. Advice Him by GSKing: 5:19pm On Jan 11, 2015
bennyrazz:
there are some guys that behave in a girly way and most people consider them as gays cuz its visible? the guys in question do believe they should have been born has girls because of the way they behave i.e wearing tight pants, applying lipsticks even their standing posture speaks volume. Some girls have physical attributes of men and they behave like men. You hardly notice their breast.
You apparently confuse gay people with transéxuals.

The major point here is sexuality not behavior but If you are in Rome, behave like Romans.
What century is this that you had to write that down?




I do not agree with what you say, but I will forever
uphold your right to say it.
PoliticsRe: Baga Bomb Blast [picture] by GSKing: 5:12pm On Jan 11, 2015
#GMB 2015.
FamilyRe: A Gay Wants To Commit Suicide. Advice Him by GSKing: 5:03pm On Jan 11, 2015
bennyrazz:
Gays/homosexuals are abominations before God as it is written in the Bible, in they book of Leviticus 18 vs 22, "thou shall not lie with mankind as with womankind: it is abomination". I see no reason why you should drag God to the thing that God is against. Going down further to verse 29 "For whosoever shall commit any of these abomination, even the souls that commit them shall be cut from among their people" if you support gays, you are like unto them. If you are gay in Nigeria and you are not looking for spiritual help, rather you are looking for who to pollute, you will burn. As for all these curses you posted here against me, it will go back to you in multiple folds in the mighty name of Jesus. it cannot stand because you cannot curse whom God has not cursed. Those that decided to like your comments shall share in your demonic curse in Jesus name. When twins were killed in Nigeria, have Nigerians seen the light then? was it not idolatry your fore fathers were practicing?? have the gospel of Jesus spread just as it is now? you see, now that we know the truth, it has set us free. Is it not insane for man to sleep with another man? and most of you are here spewing jargons
I don't believe what you wrote up there because I do not worship God.
I would equally not listen to a Muslim preach what Allah wants.
I can't listen to an Eckist tell me what Harold taught them.
I can't agree with a Buddhist about what Krishna wants.
I can't swallow any teachings of the Wiccan's sermon.
I will never agree with wood worshippers and diabolism.
I can't listen to anybody preach what Ogamisama taught them.
I will never listen to anybody that will preach what Aztecs say because...

I do not worship these Gods.
I do not worship your God.
I'm not fetish.

It's no use quoting any holy book to me because our ideas differ.
What anybody think of me is none of my business, how much more fictional characters from comic books.

I'm gayer than the rainbow. I'm better than the everyday Nigerian.

I'm not effeminate. Hell naw! But guess what, I have a better heart than your sisters.

Same way there exists 'straight' âsshôles, there are gay ássholés. Same way I don't think all 'straight' people are xtupid, all gay people are not xtupid.

I do not agree with what you say, but I will forever uphold your right to say it.

I am human. I should be treated like one.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Freelancer Wanted For Immediate Offer. by GSKing: 2:20am On Jan 11, 2015
ifecityv@ovi.com

Smartphone
Foreign AffairsRe: Over 700,000 Rally Around France After Attacks by GSKing: 10:13pm On Jan 10, 2015
Religion has never caused a major war. ~Anonymous sad




My heart goes out to the people of France.
#JeSuisCharlie
RomanceRe: Disadvantages Of Sex Before Marriage (must Read For All Youth) by GSKing: 10:09pm On Jan 10, 2015
I had the feeling you'd bring religion into this.


Well done @Op
FamilyRe: A Gay Wants To Commit Suicide. Advice Him by GSKing: 9:35pm On Jan 10, 2015
When you're gay in Nigeria, you'd realise that this life isn't really worth living. It's worse for effeminate guys and butch girls.


Things will get better, people will change, and you have to stay alive to see it.


Better days ahead.
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by GSKing: 12:16pm On Jan 10, 2015
Owl City - Plant Life
CrimeRe: Evil Uncle Beats Niece To Death For Refusing To Wash His Clothes by GSKing: 8:14pm On Jan 09, 2015
Africans.

I curse the day I was born into this continent.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Dragnet Aptitude Test by GSKing: 11:42pm On Jan 03, 2015
Please, I need dragnet past questions too. Kindly send to ifecityv@ovi.com.

Thank you.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: QUESTIONS: GMAT,JOB APTITUDE TEST,GOVERNMENT JOB TEST &(5) COVER LETTER SAMPLES by GSKing: 11:30pm On Jan 03, 2015
Kindly send all materials to ifecityv@ovi.com

Thanks a lot in advance.
PoliticsRe: Bakare Predicts Return Of Chibok School Girls In 2015 by GSKing: 1:35pm On Jan 03, 2015
This is what the masses want to hear...grin


Do it to us, baby cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Happy New Year 2015! by GSKing: 12:51am On Jan 01, 2015
MissMeiya:
Happy new year to Nigeria
Happy New Year to America smiley
RomanceRe: How Do I Collect Back The Money I Spent On My Gf?(advice Needed) by GSKing: 11:10am On Dec 30, 2014
masonkz:
Can't believe the response some females are giving here. 6k is big money to some people. Just cos it's a small money to you doesn't mean it's same to him

What she did was wrong! Simple!!
He had a plan to gang rape her for mere 6k!!! You skipped that part?
RomanceRe: . by GSKing:
LaurelP:
These days, there are more lesbians and bisexuals than there are straight women and many can’t fathom why this is so. Africa has been labelled as an anti-homosexual continent with many countries calling for the head of lesbians and homosexuals. Many arguments have been raised in light of these with some saying it’s natural and that homosexuals are born this way, unfortunately we don’t believe in this since there’s no evidence of a gene that can make one a homosexual though scientists have tried very hard to prove its existence.
You created a topic, threw out your hypotheses... then

We believe it’s something that is learned and society contributes to this in many ways. A man is born a man and a woman is born a woman until somebody or something pushes them into the habit. We took our pen and paper and stepped out to do a little research about this and the reasons women end up lesbians. The results were interesting and so take your time and go through, 10 reasons why women go into lesbianism.
You answered your own question.

So, what's the point talking to you little children of nairaland and explaining something I may as well be wasting my precious time on? Its not like my info is going anywhere into your little skulls but I'll give you all my one liners, at least, I'll pat myself on the head and say "bruh, you tried gidi gan for even typing this out".

⁠⁠

1. Peer Pressure

Many women have ended up lesbians through friends who introduced them into it. Out of pressure, they succumbed to it and got addicted to the act. Usually when they break their virginity through this act, it  becomes difficult to break out of it because the perception is, that’s the normal copulation until maybe they meet a man who shows them the difference
Do you actually understand how easy sucking a veejays is? Hold up!!! I'm not sure you understand that not everybody can bring themselves to sucking a woman. Boy, lesbian pôrn is not meant for you. It is made to turn on straight/heterosexual men. The real lesbians actually find this kind of pornògrâphy very offensive. Your perception that every woman that sucks a woman get addicted, holds no water. Some girls are highly repulsed by that. If its not in you, forget it, you cannot enjoy doing it.

@bold, what in limbo is that fart up there? A lesbian doesn't need, can never crave, and will never ever want to see a man's d1ck, how much more going spread eagle for it! Puhleeeaase.

NB: There is nothing on earth like a "true" lesbian, if you swing both ways, you are NOT a lesbian. There's a gene called the BISEXUAL gene.


Mostly this happens in single sex schools where most girls are into it and it’s seen as the norm and so it’s easy to make others believe so and pressured into it. We spoke to 20 lesbians and out of 20, 15 women were introduced into the act through peer pressure.
Everything up in this quote is nonsense, from beginning to end, that's why I bolden everything.

Lesbians are born, not some made.

2. Financial Difficulties

There are many women out there who really didn’t think about getting into this act but found themselves in it because of money. Most big women who are into this act are usually rich and are able to convince young girls or entice them into the act and for the love of money, many ended up in it.
Prostitution abounds in all sèxual orientation. I've been to brothels and hotels where a female sex worker is more than willing to service just about any client just for the cash. Your adolescent skull is so premature that you quickly forgot that cougars are big women looking for young male lovers. Material girls will go for anybody, not just big women. That doesn't make them lesbians.

NB: Don't you ever insult lesbianism by equating it with prostitution. If a girl can be "swayed" into lesbianism, rest assured she isn't a lesbian. She's a sex worker, who's possibly straight.

3. Fear Of Pregnancy

There is the perception out there you can’t get pregnant if you are intolesbianism. Obviously, a woman can’t get you pregnant and so based on this, many women used it as the basis to get into the act and not necessarily because they were born that way.
Now, don't get me wrong but I'm right to say you are a freaking dunce. For the orgâsm you attain from tongue-lashing homosexuals, you quickly forget that pregnancy isn't just gotten through còitûs.

A lady called a girl to come over to her place to get freàky. The girl promised to be there in 30 minutes. Before her guest arrives, this Lady shâgs her boyfriend and he leaves just in time for the guest to arrive and continue where the guy left off. These women engaged in every style and position known to them of which "scissoring" was part of them. In the process, the lady transferred all the accumulate sperm from her bf into her guest's vûlva (through tribádism of course) and it happened that the unfortunate guest was ovulating at that moment. Voilà, the babe tested positive to pregnancy.

Who said girls can't get each other pregnant.

NB: Always use ceteris paribus when stating assumptions.

Ceteris Paribus, girls can't get each other pregnant.

4. Fear Of Venereal Diseases

There are many women out there who believe the only way to get venereal diseases is by having intercourse with a man and believe doing it with another woman will not be dangerous hence their reason for ending up in the act or so they were told.
I'll only be making a mockery of myself if I respond to this quote above.

5. Hormonal Imbalance

Naturally men have testosterone and women have estrogen as their individual hormones, but for some strange reasons, there are women who have higher levels of testosterone and due to this, they develop feelings for the same sex.
Lemme drop a missile here. I'm female, born with a very high level of testosterone, but not up to my oestrogen hormone, thankfully (I'm glad about that, I mean, who wants to be a man anyways?)

This is the only point where you made sense, of course, I'm sure you actually do not believe that point of yours, but... who cares?

6. Frequent Heartbreaks From The Opposite Sex

There are women out there who are fed up with the normal relationship due to frequent heartbreaks from the opposite sex and so end up with the same sex because they believe their fellow woman will understand them better than their male counterparts.
#BornThisWay I'm a freaking Gold Star... Who said heterosexual relationships are normal to me? I only learnt to tolerate it seeing as it is all up on everyone's faces. Did you consult any gay couple before dropping this dung of a post? Who said any lesbian need heartbreak before discovering herself?

7. Occultism

In Africa, we have many women who went in for voodoo to make money and usually some of the conditions is to have sex with women to make money and following the rules, they decide to have sex with other women. Most of these women are rich and lure young girls into the act.
Apparent, you grew up with bisexual thugs and whörès in your zapatoes! I've only met descent girls all my life.

NB: Lesbianism is not an ACT. It is very normal in every sense of it. As normal as heterosexuality (this is me being nice).

8. It’s Cool

Some women find it cool and wish to try it for fun and so end up deep in it.
I'm not denying this fact. Homosexuals are the coolest people around. We dress better and are more fashionable. What do you think we spent ages in the closet doing?

Anybody that "dabbles" into homosexuality for fun is just deliberately making their own life difficult in this anti gây world.


9. Disciplinarian Parents

There are some parents out there who are so strict, they don’t allow any man near their daughter, but they don’t have any problem with their daughter having female friends. With time, when they get into their adolescent stages and they begin experiencing those sexual urges, they experiment it on each other and before they know it, they are into it.
I'm so sorry your parents "tried their best" to make you all better children, if your sisters are lesbians, then it isn't your parents fault, they were born that way.

10. Curiosity

Some women just go into it out of curiosity and nothing else. They’ve heard people talk about it and want to experiment with it to see how it feels like
LaurelP
*Refer to the bolded response in point 8.

@op, the curious runs girls, rich women, prostitutes, etc you grew up with and studied, aren't lesbians. If she swings both ways, she's not a lesbian.

Refer to Google for a better definition and appropriate use of that label.

Lesbianism is more deep rooted than what you all think. It is more than the sex and örgasm. It is what makes a woman who she is. Lesbians are born, some are made, most live in denial. Most lesbians become aware of themselves before the teenage years. Most gay people discover themselves before they ever dream of sèx or putting a name to their sexuality. Lesbianism defies generic definition, different lesbians see themselves differently. Lesbianism defies stereotypes and labels. We are whatever we see ourselves as, not what any other person see us as.

This is going to be my last post on this thread as I never ever explain myself to anybody in the real world.





I miss Carr101, stoned, geetoylaz, la_craeme, ebumowa, zandie, baddchristy, pink_lesbian, et all

You girls may be lurking around nl, y'all left me in here all alone, thanks guys, thanks a million, I'm having fun playing with myself.

Its all good, the guys are still here anyways.

smiley
CrimeRe: Xmas: Man Kills Son In Ebonyi by GSKing: 8:27pm On Dec 28, 2014
Wittylens:
JESUS! Please Blow The Trumpet!!


We have seen enough wickedness ;(
Is he a musician? How much will you pay me to blow the trumpet anyways? undecided
HealthRe: Bill Gates Attests To Nigeria Transformation by GSKing: 5:12pm On Dec 28, 2014
cap28:
Taa- get back to your security job post where you belong. You think regurgitating the contents of a thesaurus equates to intelligence. This is the same fool who will remain as quiet as a mouse in the presence of white people and will open his yellow teeth like a grateful porch monkey when they send him to run errands for them.

Listen up you docile white man worshipper, your day of reckoning is at hand, fools like you will be the first victims of the mass spiked vaccines that will be circulated to unsuspecting braindead zombies like yourself, if you had even a scintilla of intelligence I would have referred you the Jonestown massacre that took place in Guyana where a group of equally s.tupid and brainwashed no hopers like yourself ended up being massacred by a man who they foolishly looked up to as their messiah. Dumbo keep dreaming and salivating about a man whose only mission in life is to reduce third world populations using vaccines.
What a catastrophic waste of sperm.

You cretinous android, I am nothing like whatever you just posted up there.

Run up to your dresser, stand in front of the mirror and read the post I just quoted to your hearing, point to the mirror while reading it out really loud.

One more thing, stop trying to project your distasteful characteristics unto an innocent nairalander. Your bad attitude is yours and yours alone.

You don't like Bill Gates? Jump into a river. I swear, even your immediate family won't miss you.
HealthRe: Bill Gates Attests To Nigeria Transformation by GSKing: 4:47pm On Dec 28, 2014
cap28:
look at this shameless beggar! When will you grow a set of balls and learn to have self respect, are you not ashamed to still be begging for help from your enemies in your old age.

Slaves like you are the reason that black people are spat upon every where we go in the world.

Forever begging, pleading and crying for help from people who hate you.

People like you are a cancer on the black race, if I am ever to enter the corridors of power I will make sure people of your ilk face immediate execution as you are nothing but a liability on the black race.
Unfortunately, the hypocrisy of the first order is a disastrous disadvantage to your penurious, ill mannered, pompous, irredeemable, uneducated, wanton, cynical, underaged, mentally challenged, bipolar life.
Bad news, you can never ever ever be in a position of authority in the same country I was raised.

Luckily, we're all entitled to our respective opinions, and if the trash you've posted on this thread is your unbiased opinion on the issue of philanthropy, my friend, that's your funeral.

Why on earth are you still typing and spewing sawdust with your electronic gadgets? Do you realise that its the same people you hate that has been making life easy for your and your unfortunate patents since your conception?

Lowlife, bitter son-of-a-b1tch.

I'll leave you to your incoherent foolish talk about your dreams and ambition in ruling your acclaimed kingdom, you talk like the prince of all demented phools.

Dirty deranged urchin, who may not have crossed the shores of Nigeria. You don't like the 'white men' and their mercifulness, yet you won't carry placards to aso rock to protest against international diplomacy. Discombobulated mountain goat.
HealthRe: Bill Gates Attests To Nigeria Transformation by GSKing: 4:23pm On Dec 28, 2014
GenBuhari:
Are you a gullible black man or a devious evil white man? Terrible!
I'm both. I guess that's why I so much look like you.
Christianity EtcRe: The Sin Of self-service And Its Consequencies In The Life Of God's People by GSKing: 4:22pm On Dec 28, 2014
Systeme101:
i salute ur courage bro! Anoda issue is pornography...these two tinz goes 2geda n i can testify by xperience that theses "acts" can lead to inexplicable setbacks in Life n Destiny...God bless u,...leave the Doubters!
Dude, create your own thread let's banter away.
HealthRe: Bill Gates Attests To Nigeria Transformation by GSKing: 4:17pm On Dec 28, 2014
cap28:
You people will never learn. This is the same way you were warned to diversify your economy because of the US's plans to stop buying your oil. Did any of you listen? No. What happened in the end?

Now you are being warned about the motives of an American philanthropist who has been linked to high profile depopulation programmes, I'm beginning to realise that the problem in Nigeria is not just poverty but lack of curiosity or willingness to learn.

Why would a multi millionaire from a nation with a history of racism, exploitation and hatred towards blacks be so interested in your well being?

I would advise you go research the term 'eugenics', Wikipedia defines it as :

" the belief and practice which aims at improving the genetic quality of the human population.[4][5] It is a social philosophy advocating the improvement of human genetic traits through the promotion of higher reproduction of people with desired traits (positive eugenics), and reduced reproduction of people with less-desired or undesired traits (negative eugenics).[

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugenics

Gates and his cronies believe that the black race is undesirable and needs to be culled or reduced drastically. If you think this multi millionaire white man gives two shits about the health of black Africans you need your head checked.
Typical Nigerian. Poverty stricken, unfortunate scavenger. You're very unintelligent. Hope you've thrown your phones and computers away? Billy-goat. Always leery of every help rendered to your ungrateful race.

I've said it times without number, cynicism is in the black gene. Unfortunately, I and my family are black.

Smh.

This is the handiwork of poverty, religion and illiteracy combined. How can so much crap come from one person?

Tufiakwa!
Christianity EtcRe: The Sin Of self-service And Its Consequencies In The Life Of God's People by GSKing: 4:01pm On Dec 28, 2014
GooseBaba:
The truth is bitter...

Look at what your god did to Mary.. Why she was asleep he released his holiness inside her virgin vi jay jay.

Now he does not want awon boys to release tension, so he can come and suvk our kini at night and give us wet dreams..

Your god too like toto and prick business.. Haba..!!!!
Really Really Awful... How can one have sexual encounter with a woman that's asleep?

He'll be jailed on charges of rape and child abandonment if the ICJ existed then.

But seriously o, the bible said God made Adam from the dust, why did he not dash Mary a magical pregnancy? He had to fvck his way into her veejay while she was asleep, and called it immaculate conception.

Okay...

Konteenew!!!
HealthRe: Bill Gates Attests To Nigeria Transformation by GSKing: 3:46pm On Dec 28, 2014
cap28:
Bill Gates is involved with population control think tanks in the US , his objective along with the objective of many US and European philanthropists is decimation of non white populations where there are valuable natural resources, keep digging your graves by buying into his lies and hidden agendas.
cap28:
Bill Gates wants to drastically reduce third world populations and he is quite open about this, Nigerians are sleep walking into a situation that they do not understand, keep following this man at your peril:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjj4Iq-rsNg
A paranoid black man. Terrible!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Why Did It Take 2,000 Years For The Gospel To Reach Nigeria? by GSKing: 3:43pm On Dec 28, 2014
Ignatio:
I'm not looking at this from the religion point of view but from the colonists side. They used religion as tool to achieve their selfish goals and also messed with history badly.
Them clever colonialists.

Imagine what would have happened if the missionaries came before the slave trade.

Why did the missionaries come last after Africans have suffered, died and wasted in the hands of the Englishmen?

Can't you see their genius tactics?

grin
Christianity EtcRe: The Sin Of self-service And Its Consequencies In The Life Of God's People by GSKing: 3:34pm On Dec 28, 2014
ifeness:
I did ask google, It showed me how to masturbate .
Then do as it says. Google knows best. cool
Christianity EtcRe: Why Did It Take 2,000 Years For The Gospel To Reach Nigeria? by GSKing: 3:33pm On Dec 28, 2014
Vikky014:
RELIGION OF P*ISS BRETHREN .dnt u fink u can do better than thishuh
There is no difference between Christianity and Islam. They are both pissfull religions.

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