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Show? its my first (I'm not an artist or a comedian) just wanted to launch my platform wanted to start from my alma mater (NDU) now they are rioting

Many people here on nairaland are very busy while others hardly get any comments despite how reasonable their posts may be.

Though they strike you don't have to do same with your books. Meanwhile don't depend only on books learn new skills. What can I say I'm still pained cups I have to cancel my campus show.

Another mad man on the loose.

That is right but you just did

Neighbor you wet Don read from page one to this place u no go join us?

Down to earth men are had to find as husbands

Go beg ur ex she don do u juju and u are felling the juju

Emecson:
If the food was d main purpose of u going dere my guy wen u finish eating jus tank him/her n leave,no nid to pretend itz a sin

LOL which kyn sin again na.

Written before you make a comment

Unfortunately I never had an ex. known only one. Somebody help me with a state

General nairaland terms and conditions don't apply here but rules do

How long do think one can stay before leaving so your friend or neighbor will not think you came only to eat?
vivie01 osuohak freddyjimoh Holuu I know say una like dis kind thread

NCAN why.....

There are lots of caring guys out there, finding the right one is a bit hard due to the following observations.
.....Many ladies friend zone the caring guys.
......Many girls misinterpret the potential god guys as weak.
......Many beautiful ladies think they can test all waters.
......Many guys are just there to play they pretend to be caring afterwards they hit and run away.

Unfinished Business

Day by day I keep waxing stronger in everything I do.

Case of war against hunger was presented in a magistrate Court today. The man sued hunger for killing his children after he left them for work.

hardwerk:
haaha...he has strechted madrid's defence like a spandex in miami beach!!

we have just witnessed a goal that can wake up a catatonic


magisterial lionel!!!magical lionel!!!you are just lost of words to describe this little man

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Just Googled this guy, been spending the last 30 mins watching his commentary. men he is hilarious.

The new season of European football is almost here and excitements are already building up. Most importantly today is the English Community Shield where Arsenal will battle Chelsea.
Just for the fun who is your favorite football commentator? Here is mine
1. John Champion (Pes made me love him)
2. Peter Drury (very dramatic)
3. Martin Tyler
4. Andres Cantor
others are
Jim Beglin
Ian Darke...

Add urs
cc semid4lyfe mynd44, lalasticlala

Abia, Lagos, Rivers, Cross River, Imo, Ananmbra, Enugu, Delta, Bayelsa, Abuja, Kogi, Nasarawa, Borno, Adamawa, Kano, Kaduna, Katisina, Ondo, Kwara, Ebonyi, Benue (their food sweet die) Oyo, Ogun, Osun, Akwa Ibom, Bauchi. Edo(for my dream) hoping to visit Ekiti next month

Visits of such nature is important

So after 8 years on nairaland i made front page in a post i did not even will have a comment. For those doubting the english version of the post instagram and google chrome gives you the ability to translate a post in any language to English

Football Superstar, Lionel Messi has bid Neymar Jr. farewell to PSG.
Messi took to Instagram to wish his Barcelona teammate good luck in his new stage of life.

See post below :
It was a huge pleasure to have shared all these years with you my friend @neymarjr. I wish you good luck in this new stage of your life. See you tkm.
Neymar is linked with Paris St-Germain with reports stating that the deal will be finalized by the end of the week.


If finalized, then it means his buyout clause of £222 million has been met by the Paris team. This will make the Brazilian the most expensive player in the World.
Neymar visited the Barcelona training ground today to bid farewell to his friends and players at the club with reports saying he will soon undergo medicals at PSG.

cc Lalasticlala Mynd44

Kingcesar:
Attach the link its on vanguard

Just did, but wait o, where is Wike and Fayose?

By Johnbosco Agbakwuru
ABUJA – SEVEN Governors led by the Chairman of Governors Forum Abdulaziz Yari departs to London this evening to see President Muhammadu Buhari who is on medical vacation.
President Muhammadu Buhari

Other members of the Zamfara State governor entourage include Governor Kasim Shetima of Borno State, Udoh Emmanuel of Akwa Ibom State, Samuel Ortom of Benue State, Dave Umahi, Abiola Ajimobi and Abdullahi Ganduje of Kano State.

The Senior Special Assistant to the President on Media and Publicity, Garba Shehu who disclosed this to State House Correspondents in Abuja, said the visit was agoodwill visit from the governors.
Details soon.
Source: www.vanguardngr.com/2017/07/breaking-7-govs-leave-london-see-buhari/
lalasticlala, mynd44 oam4j

Look, yes you look behind you, who's that staring

Pains like pins pinning my pal yesterday made his head grow pineapple. I plucked the pine and sold the apple to Steve who peeled off the skin, panelled it with precision for my ipad.

Avoided at all cost. I also love the fact that this is one of the few threads void of name checking and tribalism

Think like never before, discrediting the existence of God is like saying life itself doesn't exist, i would have said more but this thread is not a religious thread, we are here to have fun and forget for a minute the state of things

It seems romancelanders only love di...cks and pvcy, name calling shaming and bashing threads