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Sister African languages are bit complex na wetin make me like pidgin

I need your candid opinions on this dear Nairalanders. I don't know if this is the right place to put this topic. Ever since i heard a lady call into a program saying she is just surviving through her relationship last night, I have been pondering on the difference between living through life and surviving life generally.
Before you say it, I know I can use Google but I need your opinion as the information you share may help another Nairalander.

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Tense as in when your body is tensed by seeing the wrong post in the wrong thread like the one above

Op while i MAY slightly agree with you with that age bracket, I would like to notify you that ..
1. Your assertion is not peculiar to the female folks alone but both sexes.
2. The age bracket is even worse in men, as many men even up to their early 30s don't know what they want in life, but only interested in banging as many
girls as they can.
3. Most girls within that age bracket act more matured than ladies. (I have been dating one since she was 18 and i was 20.)
4. Just like others in her age group she knows what she wants, encouraged me to invest.
5. The rate of divorce is not caused by early marriage, but immature couples.
6. These immature couples will rather quit than solve their marital issues

abused by their parents?

Responsibilities in adulthood is often more than what we imagined

Na Apostle Suleiman go fit help him ministry.

lefulefu:
na miracle fit solve dis one oo
anyway na d guy create im own problem sha.just only one girl na im dey take sex enhancing drugs while im mates like lexington steel,prince yeshua go bulala 3 to 6 girls at once without taking anything.and na d girls sef go dey beg for mercy.

Na Apostle Suleiman go fit help him ministry. At least him go give am one make him finish for back

MasterKim:
Guy, u no fit survive am oo.
Na to go repent, pack everytin u get dash people, go sidon for one corner.

Or if u get any river for ur village wey don full well well make u jump inside.
If u no like water,

Find railway go, d side wey pipul no plenty na en u go stay. If any train dey come, if e don near u reach small, jump for en front like u won scare pesin. Leave d rest to nature, u re a gonner already.

Or better still, find snipper, no dilute am oo, put 10 tablespoonful inside one cup coz u no go fit take am one by one(I no knw why but na so I hear am too). Get tom tom coz he be like say d tin dey bitter for mouth. Pour d snipper for mouth and swallow ONCE! Wait for 5min and lick d tom tom.

I think dz heart felt solutions go epp.
Don't tank me coz I no say u go won dey tank me now, just choose one option and act fast. no time to check time

Best Nairaland advice of the year. Op is not that we hate you o, but three days and still counting if I'm not mistaken is lots of time. The best solution has been given, I don't know if redbeans and lefulefu have other options been following them and they might have something to say.

Only three days you dey complain, you deserve three months

World people know that dogs dont eat bones these days

I think INEC should make it mandatory

Wrong motives always break up homes.

pLease check the number of comments, i didnt make ftc but i made ftc, 400th to comment

deserves, i'm still thinking of the best word to use here in other to complete this sentence

Jesus is the answer

24 Hours service? i'm impressed

Response without considering the emotion and reaction can lead to depression

Followed or not, i wish i can kick some people out for derailing this thread

True talk

U wan spoil this thread abi?

Lalasticlala, Mynd44 I think this OP is lying Rule number 8. There is no official statement from JAMB neither is there an official source. Secondly this information is only available on the OP's blog. Further check on the portal indicates that the result is not yet out (not at the moment of when this information is shared) I stand to be corrected.

Gay a stupid or an unimpressive person

climax? U gay?

Day one in NYSC camp is always stressfull

screen doesnt appeal much to me anyway, I prefer listening to the audio while doing other things. My best bet - still radio

Country Musics are best enjoyed at night when played on the radio

It has been a long thread, though it was meant to be funny, but it has shown how witty some nigerians are. Maybe i will use it for my radio show

OP, what if he sent you another person's details (Phone number and Account number)? Some thieves can be so smart to implicate others.

Then you should take a time travel

1977 was the year Nairaland was created, don't ask if I'm right or wrong

Antelopes are good for hunting, but lalasticlala will not come here since it is not about snake