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 Romance › Re: Game Of Thrones Is Nothing But Soft Porn by Guapismo: 5:27pm On May 02, 2019 |
chenzen:So with all the nice story lines in game of thrones, it's only the few minutes of sex scenes that make u feel it's soft porn. I know people like u that can't sit down to understand a movie 4 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Man Jumps Into Water Just To Collect A Lady's Phone Number, Nigerians React by Guapismo: 8:02pm On Apr 27, 2019 |
see all these ladies saying nonsense, u will jump inside water finish na wrong number u go see |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Daddy Freeze Hails Pastor Abel Damina For Saying Women Can Wear Trousers by Guapismo: 1:18pm On Apr 09, 2019 |
alBHAGDADI:I have just one question for you, if I wear a girls trouser(I'm a guy) outside I'm sure u would notice something weird, for u to notice that it means trousers are not solely for guys 11 Likes 1 Share |
| Christianity Etc › Daystar Donates 10 Million Naira For Idps by Guapismo(op): 8:05pm On Apr 02, 2019 |
Daystar donates 10 million Naira to UNHCR an agency that deals with rescuing internally displaced persons, having previously donated 12 million Naira last year
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| Gaming › Re: Top Battle Royal Games by Guapismo(op): 12:35pm On Mar 31, 2019 |
BLACKOUT Since PUBG and Fortnite exploded in popularity many wondered how long it would be until an established, triple-A IP took on the battle royale games genre. Treyarch were first past the post with Blackout, a battle royale mode to supplement Black Ops 4’s lack of campaign. With a map 1,500 times larger than the iconic Nuketown map, new mechanics like bullet ballistics and vehicles, and even zombies, Blackout is a far cry from the narrow passageways of Call of Duty’s Multiplayer, but it absolutely works. Despite all of those changes, however, Blackout still feels like a Call of Duty game: fast, slick, and polished. The rapid movement speed and ability to knee-slide give you means to quickly push enemies and secure a kill, while the bullet ballistics and wide range of gear options ensure you always have something to mull over, whether you’re looting a building or about to take a shot. You can always look at our Blackout weapons guide to help ease some of that anxiety. But Blackout’s coup de grâce is its pace. All of the gameplay mechanics that typically slow down a battle royale game have been stripped out or redesigned to ensure the game is as action-packed as possible. You can heal while sprinting, activate perks while sprinting, heal while swimming, shoot while swimming, and even wingsuit off a cliff and land without having to open a parachute. This is the fastest battle royale game around, and better still you don’t need to learn complex building structures to stand a chance of winning your fights.
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| Gaming › Re: Top Battle Royal Games by Guapismo(op): 12:34pm On Mar 31, 2019 |
APEX LEGENDS With the dystopian charm of Titanfall’s mech-ravaged world and the intense gunfights that make PUBG so gripping, it’s no wonder that Apex Legends’ player count reached over 25 million players in its first week. Respawn’s battle royale game came out of nowhere and surpassed genre stalwart Fortnite on Twitch in viewership figures in its first seven days. Apex Legends zips along at an astonishing pace. Sure, it may not be the parkour and wall-running we’ve come to expect from Respawn’s famous robot game, but this battle royale moves in its own way. Sprinting is swifter than you’d expect and sliding takes you a greater distance – especially with the mountainous terrain considered. Movement sets the tone of the gunplay, too: if your team successfully flanks another in a well-timed push, you earn their bounty. Apex Legends weapons themselves are finely-tuned, showing Respawn’s confidence in launching Apex Legends as a full game rather than in early access. Shotguns fire off with a fearsome crunch that can punish a poorly-timed push as much as a well-placed headshot will aid anyone who is a dab hand with a sniper rifle. Better still, there’s lots here for casual players. Apex Legends uses a ping system to ease the burden of mic-free communication. Clicking the scroll wheel highlights places of interest, valuable loot, and charging hostiles. What’s more, from a time-hopping assassin to a zip line quip-happy robot, the cast of Apex Legends characters are wonderfully diverse, quirky, and cool to inhabit. BLACKOUT Since PUBG and Fortnite exploded in popularity many
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| Gaming › Re: Top Battle Royal Games by Guapismo(op): 12:32pm On Mar 31, 2019 |
FORTNITE Want some poppy, comic book visuals with your 100-man massacres? Fortnite Battle Royale takes the perfectly poised match structure of PUBG and ditches all the gritty realism for colours and soft edges. On top of that, Epic Games continue to outdo themselves with each new Fortnite season, changing the map, adding heaps of new Fortnite skins, and overhauling gameplay mechanics. It’s no wonder Fortnite player numbers continue to swell: this is the current king of battle royales. As its Fortnite, you’ll also be able to harvest resources and build structures like houses to camp in, walls for cover, traps to deal damage, and ramps to help you climb up mountains. This is a battle royale game for those who like to get creative. That changes the rhythm of the game considerably, increasing the emphasis on resource-gathering throughout the match so that you’ve got plenty of materials to build cover and fortify as the player count dwindles. Being able to build also means a lot of scope for unconventional tactics. Pinned down behind a tree? Pull out your pickaxe, gather a few logs, and build yourself a wall that will give you a bit more protection. Need a sneaky way of getting to an opponent? Try building a series of ramps to flank them from an unexpected angle. The Fortnite vs. PUBG debate isn’t going to be settled any time soon, so just be grateful we have two spectacular survival shooters to revel in.
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| Gaming › Top Battle Royal Games by Guapismo(op): 12:31pm On Mar 31, 2019 |
PLAYERUNKNOWN’S BATTLEGROUNDS There’s a reason PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds regularly boasts 500,000 concurrent players and has sold in excess of six million copies: it’s the basic battle royale premise done right. With frequent updates and new PUBG maps, the chart-conquering sensation is replete with features and is addictive beyond belief. PlayerUnknown isn’t just a cool-sounding title either, it’s the pseudonym of Brendan Greene: the creator of PUBG, and the man responsible for the incredibly popular Arma 3 Battle Royale mod. That experience shows in PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds, which forgoes complications like crafting and a complex melee fighting system, and instead focuses on razor-sharp firefights, tactical play, and scavenging. More so than any other battle royale game on this list, PUBG feels and controls realistically, resulting in reactive gameplay that never grows old. Opening PUBG crates for new outfits can be worryingly addictive, and technically, the game is a little rough around the edges, but nothing tastes quite as satisfying as bagging that end-game chicken dinner after outlasting 99 other players.
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| Sports › Re: Lionel Messi:"My Son Asks Why They Crucify Me In Argentina" by Guapismo: 9:38pm On Mar 29, 2019 |
IjebuWarrior:What is your own now, is it your cry? If someone wants to start crying for Nigeria, the person would cry all his water content away na 21 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Mayorkun Accused Of Lying About The Cost Of His New Car Of N35 Million by Guapismo: 10:31pm On Mar 23, 2019 |
When did he start singing? Like say na so 35 million Naira easy 54 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Two Nigerian nationals nabbed in Thailand for investment fraud, overstaying visa by Guapismo: 10:58am On Mar 13, 2019 |
illitrate:immediately I saw a thread on a crime, I knew that nairalanders would use it to bash each other's tribe, when are we going to stop this, this is one of the things that won't let us progress as a country 5 Likes |
| Romance › Re: We IG Yansh Shakers Ends Up With Best Men - Lady Brags As Janemena Gets Engaged by Guapismo: 9:55am On Feb 16, 2019 |
All these so called good girls will be using someone to play, they don't know what they want, but the ones u call bad girls know what they want. 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Avoid Sexual Immoralities This Valentine's Day by Guapismo: 3:07pm On Feb 14, 2019 |
This one can't enter people's head, a day people have been planning for since last year 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: EFCC Declares 'war' On 'the Home Of Cyber Crimes' LAUTECH by Guapismo: 10:24am On Feb 09, 2019 |
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| Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Is Not Sexy - Naira Marley by Guapismo: 11:31am On Feb 06, 2019 |
It's just because she is a celebrity na, there are lots of girls in my department that are more beautiful and sexy than she is. If she is not a celebrity ehnn, most guys won't even look at her twice. 100 Likes 7 Shares |
| Travel › Re: Which Are The Top 5 Most Traffic Congested Roads In Lagos by Guapismo: 9:59pm On Feb 05, 2019 |
1. Ikorodu road 2. Around iyana ipaja 9 Likes 2 Shares |
| Celebrities › Re: Desmond Elliot Celebrates 45th Birthday, Shares Adorable Photos by Guapismo: 9:07am On Feb 04, 2019 |
Happy Birthday to him But abeg try to be different from the other APC people abeg |
| Romance › Re: Photos Of When My Baby Was Birthed And 2 Months After by Guapismo: 11:56am On Feb 01, 2019 |
At first u were posting only ur picture, that's better because u decided to do it, but ur daughter is not aware of everything u are doing. Must u proove that u are her father to other people? Besides pictures with her doesn't prove the fact that u are her father, anyone can take pictures with children. 4 Likes |
| Business › Re: FOREX: A Goldmine Untapped! by Guapismo: 12:17pm On Jan 31, 2019 |
Pls add me 08127321097 |
| Politics › Re: Rotimi Amaechi Danced Violently At APC Rally In Enugu (Photos) by Guapismo: 9:30am On Jan 30, 2019 |
Buhari is dancing, Amaechi is dancing, they are all dancing They have a dubious plan in mind 8 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Angola Becomes First African Nation To Legalize Same Sex Marriage by Guapismo: 11:47am On Jan 29, 2019 |
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| Romance › Re: Angola Becomes First African Nation To Legalize Same Sex Marriage by Guapismo: 11:45am On Jan 29, 2019 |
Nice development In Falz's voice ; who are we to crucify the homosexual. 1 Like |
| Properties › Re: UAC Building In Lagos Island Is Currently On Fire (photos) by Guapismo: 2:04pm On Jan 24, 2019 |
A building is burning, and one idiot is saying lmao Some people are selfish o,what if she is safe, so she shouldn't care about other people |
| Education › Re: What Are You Doing During This ASUU Strike? by Guapismo: 4:15pm On Jan 21, 2019 |
Arkjones:I use coffee break French podcast |
| Education › Re: What Are You Doing During This ASUU Strike? by Guapismo: 5:52pm On Jan 19, 2019 |
I'm learning French 8 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Ubi Franklin Son, Jayden As A Medical Doctor by Guapismo: 1:33pm On Jan 18, 2019 |
Doctor sha dey sweet small children. B 2 Likes |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Young People Dance Like Maddog In Club & Parties But Act Cool In Church? by Guapismo: 9:15am On Jan 13, 2019 |
its because everyone is forming na, |
| Celebrities › Re: Rita Daniels Birthday: Regina Daniels Celebrates Her Mother's Birthday by Guapismo: 10:38am On Jan 12, 2019 |
This girl's stories always on the front page sha, and I don't really see her in movies o, mostly nairaland 3 Likes |
| Education › Re: Five Fallacies About Being A Medical Student by Guapismo: 4:09pm On Jan 09, 2019 |
Jman06:Shut up, have u been to Lasucom before? |
| Celebrities › Re: Tim Godfrey Biography, Lifestyle & Profile by Guapismo: 10:42am On Jan 07, 2019 |
I remember when this guy said he worked as a conductor while his dad drove the bus, then akpororo said he didn't even suffer, shebi your papa even get bus 21 Likes 1 Share |
| Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo: "2018 Best Year Of My Career" by Guapismo: 2:33pm On Jan 03, 2019 |
Teams have better defences or u are not as good as before? |
